Davidsylva:
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AreaFada2:


These religious fanatics know nothing about history. Then they deny everything. Your god Sardauna was a massive bigot.

AreaFada2:
So you have not seen all these quotes and worse recorded interviews of Ahmadu Bello before?

And you will also join discussions here on NL claiming to know all about 9ja? And most likely also a graduate? And you still don't know of North's avowed intent according to Bello's philosophy? Haba!

Maybe you're not alone and that's why some people in SW keep dreaming and refuse to wake up.

Mc4larin:
Below is the list of items given to my friend as bride price

1. 50 litres of hot drink
2. 7 he-goats for elders
3. 7 she-goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boots, and 10balls for the youths.
5. 120yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yam and 40 sea fishes for the
oldest men and women in the family.
7. 70 cola nuts and 100 bitter cola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in council.
9. A sewing machine for the younger sister to
my wife to be.
10. 5 tipper of sand and 7 tipper of bags of
dangote cement.
11. Three gallons of 20litres palm wine.
12. 5 white sheep for her elder and younger
brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers.
14. 20liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other siblings
16. 10 cartons each of star beer,coke and
schenap.
17. The father and mother's clothes with the
Sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be used to park her
clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the above items, come
with
3 live cows that will be slaughtered for the
traditional marriage ceremony.
21. N700,000 for the Bride price.
Pals............
**Ladies:....will you approve/be comfortable with
this type of list to be presented to your husband
to be? If It happens that you're a *Guy*..
what will you do if you're given such a list? Will you go to this extent to marry the love of your life?..... Pls I need ur advice

espionagesavvy:
Guys, how I got syphilis and herpes.. Beware…
you see, I was a little bit jealous, early morning like this my guys will be sneaking girls off their rooms while I would be conserving my Vaseline, soap and olive oil ( I don’t romance with groundnut oil, I heard it is not good for the nuts and fertility from my guy Ibrahim, he is an expert when it comes to the sacred art of self exploration for sensual pleasure which some people has tried to tarnish by calling it the unworthy name masturbation). I lived with some notorious guys In my lodge, they kept tally, a kind of crude statistics of how many girls they banged, drawing crude lines on the blue wall, looking at the wall the clear frontrunner was Tunde, menh this guy is black, no brack, no charcoallic brrrrack but everynight he brought home a different girl, on rare occasions he brought two the same time. READERS, this guy brrrack, but he was as smooth as milk running down Nicky minajs butts when It comes to the catching punanis, he always bragged that the ability was passed on to him by his polygamous father from ogun state.
the close runner up was Amadi, from Abia state, he typically behaves like a bull in a china shop, he borrows a lot, he is stingy, if you tell him to give you ten naira for satchet water because you are with a thousand naira, he is going to look for the thousand naira change even trek third main land bridge because he would not let go of ten naira, he once boasted that the biggest amount he had ever spent on a girl was N370 and this amadi of a guy can kill goodluck jonathan with English, I overheard him telling a girl he was wooing that “ and the dog was purchasing me, I have to lurn inside de houz and rock de door” and that night he banged her, the same I discovered the hidden pleasure of mixing olive oil and Vaseline and instead of jerk, I massaged, it was gooood.
Amadi is a bastard,
the next evening he came home with one fair complexioned tall beautiful girl, bragged that he would pound the girl so hard that the girl would scream the whole night, I contemplated on travelling to avoid the hallowing experience of listening to the girls sound track, but I knew it would be self defeating, my mind would still imagine him pounding away, I did my best to make sweet love to myself, a disturbing thing to some fellas but to the Vaseline crew, mixing it with olive oil is a hybrid sage mode of self exploration and pleasure,,,,,and if you have not tried this, I will advice you to explore your sensual parts diligently.
the next morning amadi work up to an applause, even my landlady and landlord congratulated him on this feat of conquest, a whole branch of tally was given to him, this time around drawn by our landlady herself, her fat yamlike hand drawing walls on the wall, commemorating this feat of sexual victory, tunde protested…(my landlady looks like a rhino with the head of a gorilla, fat and ugly, simple).
landy, “fish na fish, there is nothing like big or small one”
tunde, this one na shark amadi catch, this one no be ordinary fish, no be normal tilapia, you no see the girl…, our land ladys fat mouth belched out these words,,,
“landy landy, I no gree oo, this one na ojoro , e no pure, na small thing this one use fine pass Angelina, and this one na amadis student, amadi dey teach am for school so na cheap victory…”
amadi stood there smiling sheeplishly at the board, clad except for his aba-igbo boxers and his big manhood very conspicuous, welding used tissue paper from the bangalee of last night, because of this guy I just no dey like igbo people again….(no bashing ooo by igbo e warriors)
I was green with envy, and I started contemplating suicide, their tallies were drawn big and bold like tribal marks on a Yoruba mans face or like the strechmarks running down the thighs into the dark ( as I will like to imagine, moist and bushy, whenever I peep into the open cleavage I see darkness, pitch darkness, so you will have to agree with me, that the darkness and obstruction to clear sight was due to the bushes) puni my Yoruba neighbour leaves open whenever she washes her clothe or wants fresh air..
well I have been hearing all soughts of gossip with my name in that compound, from that Daniel is homo, or that fear dey catch Daniel to toast woman, or that Daniel thing no dey work…. and other cheap rumours….bastards…..
to cut story short, I saw a girll, I liked her, I told amadi to help me with some lines, he simply responded that if I didn’t make any move on the girl,… that he was going to “catch the sheck”( with thick igbo accent) and “kally her home”.
I had to make my move, calculated the maths and invited her to my room, tunde gave me the tips like hiding my chair, first of all trying her by telling her to smile for me, then dance for me, then sit on my laps… (it worked)
Emma ette, an akwa ibom girl.. chia I use my nose smell my nyash that day..
first of all when the “polashing” wan start, she had removed her undies, I did lock the windows to avoid intrusion, chia, the odour, the odour, the smell, at first I thought she farted, then I thought a rat ran up her ***** and died, I almost collapsed due to the lack of oxygen, it a mixture of decomposing body, fart, dead rat, shit and pit toilet, it the odour was even minty, it was entering my eyes bring trickling of tears from my eyes, (pepper dey the odour) I almost vomited, no suffocate then vomit…
to worsen the issue, the one condom in my room tore..
“the condom is torn” I told her
“and so” she replied”
her breast dangling off her stomach to her arms as she raised her head ( I was disappointed, the boobs weren’t shy, they were dead, shrinked like nylon and even had veins running through it, I had to ask her age multiple times in disbelief, she insisted she was nineteen)
sooo, make I rush go buy nah”
go buy nah, but you no go see me here when you come back, she replied
e no far, na just that chemist.
guy you no serious, she said rising and beginning to dress
WE DID it, it was not what I thought, It felt like dipping my manliness into a swamp hole or hole with water, the hole tightened and relaxed, tightened hard and relaxed, until I felt like peeing….
I knew what it was and I told her, she gave me the go ahead and I peed inside of her…
the smell of her stuck in me for a while and she gave me syphilis and herpes…….
so I have returned back to my first love VASELINE…..
this is entire fictional….. I don’t have syphilis nor herpes, but emma ette has…..(in this world, there is every probability that there Is someone called emma ette who has syphilis).

badnature:
"we the people of the north will continue our stated intentions to conquer the south& to dip the Koran in the Atlantic ocean after the british leave our shores". AHMADU BELLO. 1957

OBSEQUIOUS:
When Buhari gave the famous speech at eagle square that military command center will be moved to battle area everyone clapped for a general and commander in chief ready to lead his army.
Yes! We need a general to quash boko haram according to APC propaganda, and yes! We got THE GENERAL.

(1). Has general Buhari been to the command center since he moved them their? Or he simply sent a civilian Osinbajo with no "military experience" like Jonathan?.

(2). Has general Buhari visited any of the explosion sites like the "weak" Jonathan did?.

(3). Has there not been more bombings in 3 months under the general than it was in 3 years under "the civilian" Jonathan?

(4). They say Jonathan celebrated independence day inside Aso rock because of fear of boko haram, now the GENERAL who made gallant statement at eagle square and ordered the military chiefs to defeat boko haram in 3 months hide himself and the legion of guards in same Aso rock this year as boko haram were relentlessly bombarded Abuja.

(5). How come there is this criminal silence on the almost daily killings and raiding and bombings going on in the north by both boko haram and Fulani cowboys killing and destroying towns and villages and even adding kidnapping now (ask Pa Olu Falae) despite us having a general as president?, oh! I get it, if the people know and are adequately informed about the cases, then it will deflate the "we have conquered boko haram" lies.

(6). THE REAL DANGER IS NO LONGER IN THE ATTACKS BUT IN THE DELIBERATE CONCEALING OF TRUTH ABOUT THE ATTACKS JUST TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE WAR IS OVER.

(7). They keep showing us how many boko haram fuel depot and foodstuffs they discovered all over the place and YET no discovery of the CHIBOUK GIRLS upon whose (abduction??) they based one of their strongest propaganda against Jonathan.

(. Bombs does not discriminate, it doesn't know if you are APC, PDP, APGA or of any political party or religious background, so it is something that must be roundly condemned by all well meaning Nigerian, BUT WHEN POLITICIANS USE A BAD SITUATION LIKE THE BOKO HARAM THING AS PROPAGANDA TO WIN ELECTION ONLY FOR THEM TO START LOOKING FOR EXCUSES FOR FAILING TO STOP IT, THEN WE SHOULD BE SERIOUSLY WORRIED FOR OUR DEAR NATION.
If Buhari has anything "GENERAL" in him, let him take the Defence ministry (that is where Nigeria need him now)and not the petroleum ministry.

We shall continue to pray that God expose those behind the killing of innocent Nigerians.
LET BUHARI TAKE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AS "THE GENERAL" HE IS, THEN WE CAN TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY.

IamAtribalist:
The toto is arguably the most delicious of God's creation from the point of view of a man. However, God decided to attach the toto onto the CRAZIEST of his creation, the woman, hereby forever ENSLAVING men to women forever and frustrating many men's lives in the process. Walahi God must be a woman.

Kidaakudz:
Hi friends,
Please don't try to judge us because of our age, the deed has already been done and we were both cool with it and we are open with our relationship even with our parents.
We both attend a secondary school @ Ajah.
Now today she came to my house and we had sex, her pussy was tight but after we used lubricants I was able to go in, first just half of my dick and slowly 90 percent of it was in. Due to the pain for her, I couldn't go up to 10 strokes at a time, I had to stop occasionally and continue after she rest but we were both surprised that despite it been her first time after much persuasion, there was no blood. She even climbed ontop and took the whole of my package inside but no blood. She surely is a virgin so I want to know why no blood. There was this pieces of tissue-like substance coming out from her pussy which stuck to my dick. What is it?

Please ask any questions and give me answers
I'm the senior prefect of my school. She is in ss1

DjAndroid:

If I throw her out, I will be tagged a wicked man by relatives. Remember I will not have the opportunity to tell everyone what she is doing.

HungerBAD:
Power Grabber like her Husband.

Could not even wait, for Saraki to declare first in 2019 but acting the First Lady Role already.

Don't worry, you will be the First Lady of Kirikiri with your Husband.

osaslord500:
Thats a child and too young to be a bride.. For Godsake She is 18yrs!!!too young to be a bride but she's not too young to engage in sexual acts with her boyfriend! The hypocrisy with us sef!









Quote me anywhere

Zoharariel:
How I wish I can sample his daughter with her beautiful & criminal face.

And if she gives birth to a boy, I'll name him Hercules.

Bet wait, no be the kind of sampling wey una dey think ooooo.

Benedict44:
i hope he is not sleeping again...

seunlayi:
[size=13pt]29th May 2015, Nigeria entered a type of vehicle that is popularly known as ONE-CHANCE. I hope the whole world will not enter One-Chance vehicle by the time Baba Ajala Paparazzi end it's speech to the UN[/size]

Soreza:
Mtcheww WORLD LEADERS DAY TALK U DAY TALK BUHARI, PUTIN, OBAMA AND CO ARE BEING WAITED, NIGERIA IS A JOKE OF A COUNTRY. Africans should go home develop your place with good leadership n earn world respect, just like PUTIN earned respect of the world for Russia till then Africa is a joke.

Bashirfuntua:
That noumber 6 can set married couple apart. my gf called me when am inside toilet pooing, the way my voice sound make her suspecting that i'm having sex with anothe girl.

phellamon:
Odeh ni bobo yi sha
Sir were

sweetorgasms:
U ARE A fool, the brain of a sick cow is more productive than ur own, ur stuupidity is epic that even a goat is a learner, a used sanitary pad is more beneficial than u, what a stuupid thread.

Mogidi:
One president respects women the other hates women.

Freemanan:
Peter Okoye took to his Instagram page to defend Dancer Kaffy over bashings she got from her controversial pictures...

Read his words below:
I see nothing bad in this beautiful pic o. People will sha talk!



https://instagram.com/p/8DqdPDSsGr/

ikorodureporta:

Paloma555:
Uti Nwachukwu, is literally fed up with lazy Nigerian youths who specialize in flooding celebrity social media pages, begging and soliciting for financial help.

According to him, a certain young man contacted him on Instagram asking for N40,000 to complete his school fees. Uti offered to give him N20,000 after he verifies the authenticity of his claims to make sure he's not a scammer.

However, to Uti's surprise, the young man rejected the N20,000 offer because "it's not enough".

An angry Uti took to Twitter to lash out at the beggar and his ilk who make a living from this type of fraudulent behaviour.

Read his tweets below...






http://www.sugardaily.ng/uti-nwachukwu-slams-greedy-instagram-beggar-who-rejected-n20000-he-dashed-him-he-wanted-n40k/

Cc: Lalasticlala

midolian:
As clean as a whistle!

Baba probably doesn't trust his source of wealth.

If a man can divorce his wife for taking money from someone he sees as corrupt, then it shouldn't come as a surprise that he did something like this.

bukatyne:


1. Do you know how much his salary is? This would help you know the kind of man he is. If he has vision or not.
2. Since the 93K is your savings, it is not wise to use it for a frivolous want. He might not 'pay' back

Girlfriend, be wise. Tell him you cannot afford it and if he can send 70% or 80% of the money, you would not mind adding up the balance to purchase it. This way, you safeguard your hard earned savings if he doesn't pay back.

Shine your eyes... a man who wants a 93k shoes which he cannot afford at once is suspect.

Goodluck

guccidriver93k:
Now, I am a student, furthering my studies. And he is working, he has worked for sometime too.
Ok, so I have some money that I am saving to do something later next year, when I will be graduating. But my fear is that he doesn't sound like he will give me back this money. Two, I have a problem with him wearing a 93k shoe in this harsh economy knowing that the money can be saved and invested in something of worth. His choice at the end of the day sha.

Do you think I should buy it Opinions pls

Muyiwhy:
She is in luv wt u,yet goea afta every d*ck..wat sort of luv z dat..guy u beta wise up nd knw dat a bad gf can neva mk a gud wyf..yes she might luv u,bt if ur luv aint enuf 2 stop ha lyfstyle,den notin cn stop ha. U beta save ursef nw b4 its too late nd u'll regret neva doin it earlier..

Kingdre:
I can't stop laughing

All photos from Donjazzy's Instagram page....



https://instagram.com/p/7yT7-GNRwK/

ebosie11:
More

Nnemuka:
I saw this picture on Facebook and i can't help but share it......

HighIQ:
In the past when GSM first came into Nigeria, the service provider used to do what we called validity period for recharge cards loaded then. For instance if you load 500 naira glo or mtn card, you must be able to use it within a certain period of time after which it would expire and become invalid. Although you would retain your credit but you won't be able to make call with it. As time goes on, this regulation was abolished. Now we want NCC to also abolish and annul the one month or days validity period imposed on Nigerians by service providers. Why should you force someone to finish what he or she had bought with his own money within a certain period of time?. They say we must finish it or it roll over. What nonsense! This totally violates human right! If you buy 1000,2000, or even 100 naira data, the data should last long until you finish it . There shouldn't be any embago or rule that should render it invalid after a certain period of time.My fellow Nigerians how do you feel about it. Should it be implemented ? lalasticlala, let them hear.