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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by mohdimplez(m): 11:25am On Sep 16, 2022
Resilient97:
My application has been transferred to VAC, when do I receive collection mail? Also I paid for DHL, do they deliver on weekends?

The collection mail should drop any moment from now just be calm please. When was your bio and which TLS?
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by mohdimplez(m): 11:00am On Sep 11, 2022
MonsieurVictor:

Mine has been transferred and not received by DMC since Wednesday oooo
Don’t worry, it should be received by tomorrow by God’s grace. Just be calm and be positive. Cheers

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by mohdimplez(m): 9:31am On Sep 11, 2022
MonsieurVictor:
Please everyone, how long does it take from being transferred to DMC and received by DMC? Standard visa
It depends. Sometimes it’s almost immediately after it’s been transferred to DMC while in some cases the following day or 2 days after. Best wishes

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by mohdimplez(m): 7:45am On Sep 08, 2022
Flemor:

Yes they do. In fact you’d have to upload your TB test result and POF on the CAS shield portal before your CAS will be issued to you.

Bro please I've gotten unconditional offer from University of south Wales. I want to know if they demand pof for cas
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by mohdimplez(m): 8:47am On Sep 07, 2022
chydon:
Good morning house. Please do I need to upload my bank statement as financial evidence in my child dependent visa application. Or is it not necessary since it was indicated that main applicant will provide funds
To be on a safe side I suggest you upload the POF along with other relevant documents. Best wishes.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by mohdimplez(m): 6:36am On Sep 07, 2022
Btayo09:
Visa alert
I just picked up my visa now. Bio 16th of August
Congratulations. Standard service or super priority please?

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by mohdimplez(m): 7:22am On Sep 06, 2022
IPDaley:
Hi All,

Please what does TLS mean by "photographic ID" in collection mail? As in passport data page?
Thanks.
Yes, your passport data page.
Romance / Re: Masturbation Vs Fornication by mohdimplez(m): 8:18am On Apr 01, 2016
donshady:


None is advisable. but I'll still prefer fornication to masturbation because

1. Masturbation makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a sexual practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,
nice write up.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri's Reply To A Nigerian In The Diaspora On Twitter (pics) by mohdimplez(m): 2:12pm On Mar 29, 2016
raumdeuter:
Na true. Make the guy point who tell am to come home

Na so some people go dey feel important with themselves

Anyway Obama sef send to me make I come hang out for white house butI still dey think am
badt guy! I feel you cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Stuns In Green Pant Suit (photos) by mohdimplez(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2016
Boss Lady
Romance / Re: Characteristics Of A Nigerian Male Gold Digger by mohdimplez(m): 4:31pm On Mar 03, 2016
Agubushmenyo:
Gold digging for Males??... That's a profession!!

We call them Miners!!

But for the ladies?.... It is a habit and it is Bad!!!
Chaaai! E b like say ds heat dey melt ur brain abi? Park well jare
Politics / Re: Achuba Sworn-In At Yahaya Bello's Home by mohdimplez(m): 8:02pm On Feb 10, 2016
omolola15:
You were locked outside and your eagle eye camera caught the event. But that picture looks like you were in the room. And i can see other camera men there.
God bless u! Sentiments won't kill some people. It's clear sentiments has be clouded the reasoning of the OP!
Politics / Re: Achuba Sworn-In At Yahaya Bello's Home by mohdimplez(m): 7:44pm On Feb 10, 2016
Nice one Governor Yahaya Bello! Mr OP please quote the section of the Constitution that expressly states the venue for swearing in of a deputy governor. Moreover,the state house of assembly screened and confirmed him. So where he is sworn in is irrelevant. He can be sworn in in the toilet so far the state house of Assembly has cleared him.
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Have Sex After Taking Holy Communion In Church Today? by mohdimplez(m): 7:29pm On Feb 07, 2016
Excuse me Mr. OP, what should we do for you now that the deed has been done? Turn to God and change your ways!
Literature / Re: (BBW) Big Bold Woman ( a short story) by mohdimplez(m): 12:14pm On Jan 22, 2016
boyo123:
ok bro.i will look into that.thanks 4 reading.u can checkout my other story titled .one night stand.
I sure will bro smiley smiley

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Literature / Re: (BBW) Big Bold Woman ( a short story) by mohdimplez(m): 9:58pm On Jan 21, 2016
Oga Boss! U too good abeg. I luv d story but please write part two so Tunde will come back for Funke and relocate to USA, since she lost her brother to those cultist. Thumbs up bro
Literature / Re: Razor Tongue: A Story by mohdimplez(m): 9:29pm On Jan 17, 2016
Did you enjoy this story?

A new story would be posted on a new thread soon.

Look out for @serahsadeiyare.

More stories are coming your way.

Stay tuned!
sure I enjoyed every bit of it. More power to your elbow

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Literature / Re: Pleasure And Pain - A Short Story by mohdimplez(m): 3:39pm On Jan 17, 2016
Nice story bro. It's interesting and precise. Thumbs up
Literature / Re: One Night Stand by mohdimplez(m): 12:40pm On Jan 17, 2016
Nice one bro. Thumbs up man!

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Health / Re: Body Odour Problem, Please Help by mohdimplez(m): 8:40am On Jan 14, 2016
lonelydora:
There's no relationship between masturbation and body odour.

Stop eating garlic, ginger, and onions, in case you eat it. Drink a LOT of water daily. Keep your inner wears very clean all the time. Go and see a dermatologist.

I pray you find solution.


But Op, why masturbate when girls of nowadays are very easy to get?
Omo the body odour issue makes it hard for him to approach ladies. No one wants to be embarrassed by a lady over body odour you know!

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Romance / Re: She Slept With My Best Buddy And Expects Me To End Friendship With Him. by mohdimplez(m): 5:12pm On Jan 13, 2016
Ignore completely. When she's ready to talk to you,she will definately come and meet you.
Family / Re: My Brother In Law (sister's Husby) Is Becoming Too Rude For My Liking... by mohdimplez(m): 12:54pm On Jan 12, 2016
Cutehector:
At 30 u are stayin with ur sister and her family..



Pray for urself bro.
Epic advice. Thumbs up[color=#990000][/color]
Family / Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by mohdimplez(m): 9:37am On Jan 09, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.
LMAO.... this guy is dope.
Romance / Re: Any Lady Who Keeps Her Virginity Till Marriage Is Clearly A FOOOL by mohdimplez(m): 6:11pm On Jan 08, 2016
This OP has totally lost it. Niggah virginity is a choice not ur f*ucking business who keeps hers. From your post,you sound so foolish and dumb!

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Romance / Re: Rate My Bae (photo) by mohdimplez(m): 6:06pm On Jan 08, 2016
You said she's your bae yeah? Then don't ask us to rate her for you. One man's food is another man's poison!

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NYSC / Re: Personal Cds Proposal Sample Please by mohdimplez(m): 12:04am On Jan 03, 2016
Objectives:
Please check your mails. Would be nice if you could share a thing or two about your projects here.... Put heads together, talk about your ideas, challenges, hopes and expectations... Its feels good knowing you are not alone.

PS: Taking up CD projects is one way to make your service year worth the while. Its challenging, its tough, it breaks you, mockery and insults will come, disappointments spring up here and there, but persistence and determination will carry you through and the satisfaction of completing projects that will benefit people you are meeting for the first time is priceless. Again, #toughjob, but you can do it.
boss I need a sample too. Mohammadmoh2@gmail.com
Politics / Re: How Nigeria’s Military Killed My 4 Children In One Night – ABU Lecturer by mohdimplez(m): 12:48pm On Jan 02, 2016
onatisi:
The lecturer dropped his sons and went back home knowing fully well that there was problem between the army and the sect. Why didn't he take his children back home with him ?
my point exactly! Both sides are not been sincere with what really happened.
Music/Radio / Re: 8 Nigerian Musicians That Needed To Stop Making Music In 2016 by mohdimplez(m): 3:31pm On Jan 01, 2016
U forgot to include Vic O grin grin grin
Romance / Re: ***rate My Virgin Kid Sis***..picture* by mohdimplez(m): 5:04pm On Dec 30, 2015
Please what's our business whether she's a virgin or not. The virgin caption alone makes me think otherwise!
Politics / Re: Patrick Akpobolokemi Bundled Into A Van By Security Operatives - Video by mohdimplez(m): 2:00am On Dec 15, 2015
yomexp:
operatives whisked away the former Director General of the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, NIMASA, Patrick Akpobolokemi, from the Federal High Court, Ikoyi on Monday.

One of the counsel to the embattled former NIMASA boss, Wilson Ajuwa, made this known to PREMIUM TIMES in a telephone interview.

Mr. Ajuwa said he feared for Mr. Akpobolokemi’s life.

The legal practitioner said the ordeal of the former NIMASA boss started shortly after President Muhammadu Buhari took over power.

“For some reasons, he has been under investigation for the last six months since President Muhammadu Buhari came into power,” Mr. Ajuwa told PREMIUM TIMES.

“He has been going to the EFCC back and forth and all sort of things are happening. The EFCC has invited the wife, his brothers and maltreated them.

“Eventually, they charged him to court before Justice Salihu Sa’idu on a 30 count charge and penultimate Friday while he was in their custody; they charged him again before Justice Mohammed Buba, all of the Federal High Court, Ikoyi Lagos.

“Both courts granted him bail after he was remanded in Ikoyi Prisons for seven days. His trial was supposed to start last week Tuesday but the court was adjourned for today.

“While we were in court, they filed a 2000 page proof of evidence and the counsels were unable to review the document and prepare their defence.

“The judge was averse to a prolong adjournment but decided to give the defence the benefit of the doubt by adjourning further hearing on the matter till January 18, 2016.”

Just as the former NIMASA boss stepped out of the courtroom, Mr. Ajuwa said persons suspected to be SSS operatives appeared with a detachment of policemen and beat up Mr. Akpobolokemi.

He said the operatives used force to re-arrest his client even then he had secured bails from two different court where he was charged by the Federal Government.

“It took us seven days to perfect the bail in both courts and so he is under two bails at the time they took him away,” he told this newspaper.

Asked if the government prosecutors had sought to squash the bails granted Mr. Akpobolokemi during the court sitting, Mr. Ajuwa responded in the negative.

Already, he said the matter had been reported to Justice Buba and a motion filed for the former NIMASA boss to be produced in court on Tuesday.

“With the way they treated him, we don’t know whether the man is alive or not. They beat him thoroughly before bundling him into their vehicle. The video is there for people to see,” Mr. Ajuwa said.

lalasticlala!!

gringringringringringringrin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-CXV64rgaI
bet he was not beaten na! I expected his lawyer to advice his client to follow the officials of EFCC,then approach the court seeking for the immediate release of his client.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Is It Right To Have Foursome With Your Wives In Islam? by mohdimplez(m): 7:48pm On Nov 27, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
I just want our muslim brothers to please clear the air on this issue, since it is allowed in islam for a man to marry more than 1 wife, and the wives are the property of the man. My question goes thus, is it right or normal for the man to sleep with all the wives together?



No offense to my muslim brothers, its better we educate ourselves.





NB: please if you don't hear from me on NL, it means that I've been banned.



Mynd44, lalasticlala, seun
Foursome is not allowed in Islam though 4wives is allowed bt a man can't make love to his 4wives @ once. Rather they have their days rationed equally!

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