northvietnam:
it shall never be well with those coward money miss road spoilt boys. if am sugar belly brother I will use my last card and procure a bomb vest , track those fool in a night club and we will all go to hell... zahra and Aishaa buhari, pastors wife(madam osibanjo) hellrufai , oshoo mumu , Rocha's , madam thief-nubu, unaaa no go talk now abi, naaah only to clean PDP mess wey una sabi do. who go clean this mess by this uncircumcised fools from Mr Audu...

ClassCaptain:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford).

While eating&waiting,I notice a rich man in
agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to dis
richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque
out of pity.(wow! I was shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his father
& needed money 4 burial, this good rich man
gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Kini
mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT).
I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll
also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned
courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to open his
brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I
heard a noise











"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!!
MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST
LIKE THAT"

Airforce1:
What's this life turning into?
I just broke up with this girl like 6months ago only for me to discover the new guy shes bleeping right now s my neighbour next building.

I think its crazy.

I feel like letting her know tis wrong.. but I dont want her to start thinking maybe I got jealous and want to take her away from her new man.
I dont go back to my vormit

**I brokeup with her because I got tired of the relationship.
Just want to be friends.**

Not a bad thing she got a new man.. but must it be my neighbour??

experimentist:
mumumugu, na who announce jonada'ft winner for 2011?

Oma307:
U attention is needed by T.B Joshua 4 prayer nd counselling

permsec:
No job for the youths then any medium for them to vent their anger bcomes an option.


Nigeria gradualy fading into obscurity.


I just wish we can stand united irrespective of our tribe religion et al.

Imagine these;

Kemi weds Emeka.
Mfon weds Adamu.


Let us rise and think like people from the 21st century. I'm not ready to start running helter skelter in the name of seeking asylum from any country whose population is compared to that of Lagos state.its actually painful to see Nigeria in this state. Where is thy Unity?

STAND UP NAIJA

1102:
The official age in the holy KORAN for a gurl to loose her Virginity is 12

anything above that age then shes considered an OLDIE

viickerz:
what is the essence of doing Bvn in an empty account

some people account balance be like jamb score

this lady mumu sha,so Bvn is a yardstick for marriage proposal, keep breaking up with them, by the time your parents start advertising you on OLX, thats when you will know

Shadbay:
bloggers, smh

I believe artistes should start suing these silly bloggers.. Imagine working hard to create a name and brand just for one gossip blogger to tarnish it with fake news.. Sue the hell out of them after all Linda has the money to buy a multimillion dollar house, she will definitely have money to settle any lawsuit. This will go a long way to put bloggers in check.

Samanza89:
:: LASTEST NEWS FROM NYSC ::
1) An sms will be sent to U starting from tomorrow to notify
U for ur Call-up Letter printing.
2) Only those who paid online can be able to print their Call-
up Letter s starting tomorrow.
3) Note that early registration is not a determinant for
stream 1.
4) U are expected to sign & put date on the space provided
below on Ur Green Card with a Blue Pen not Black/Red pen,
before U photocopy Ur Green Card. Remember, the
signature u scanned should be same with the one u are to
be signing on NYSC papers.
5) Ur states of deployment, departure date, streams will be
indicated on ur Call-up letter.
6) U will print ur Call-up letter by login into ur NYSC Account.
7) On arrival to camp, u will be given documents to fill.
Please make sure U go through it thoroughly after filling to
avoid error, cos any errors made on it can hardly be corrected again.
Thanks and Goodluck!

kilode100:
Her Toto go hear am noni.

I remembered when I banged 5 guys in different locations sameday


I used to be bad o

StepTwo:


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/161646-missing-20-billion-nigerian-senate-clears-alison-madueke-says-money-missing.html#.ViK-vWO39xc.twitter

scantee:
(LONG STORY PLS READ THROUGH)

Hello house,

Please i need mature advice from you guys..most of you guys that follows my oil workers thread on nairaland can recall when i mentioned that i will be getting married by next year that everybody should be geting ready to attend my TM/WW, well thus goes my story.

After i ended my previous distance relationship which lasted for years before we mutually ended it base on family diffrences. I met this my new date when i came to Lagos in 2011 for a project, we exchanged contacts after which i traveled to Netherland for a training i did not called her for over a year plus because then i was still with my previous date, when i returned from my trip early Jan 2013, i called her so we got talking, along the line i traveled to her school to see her in (S Eastern Uni)

"FASTFORWARD" i told her my intention of getting marry to her then, so i brought her to lagos to meet my parents and other family members, after all said and done she pleaded that i gave her time to finish her studies before any marriage proper, we all agreed early 2016 since she is in early 20 and i was in mid 20 then we are not in a rush.

We have been together since 2013 to date, we have shared a good time and fund memories, i truely love her and she does too, i have tried my best to make her comfortable and take care of her and make her envy of all her female friends, i have NEVER cheated on her or have the thought of doing so despite we only see during end of every semester, and i traveled a lot and always busy with work though i make sure i do speak with her at least 3x a day with minimum of 30mins per a call just to make sure she don't feel lonely.

NOW HER CRIME AND MY SUSPICIONS

Last month i called her early morning to know whatsup with her i noticed she was not comfortable speaking to me on phone i was like are you ok? I then heard a background male voice she hurriedly ended the call, when i called back i insisted she told me whose voice i heard in her house, that was when she opened up to me that the guy is her old time gf brother who came from one state in the South South to write post ume in her school i was mad @ her, after a while i insited to know her package with the guy, to my suprise the guy is to stay in her room for 2weeks plus, they share the same bed, jst living like a husband and wife though she still assured me to trust her that noting would happen between them, i was angry because she never inform me of such arrangement before saying yes to them.

I SWEAR THOSE PERIOD I COULD NOT SLEEP, EVERY NIGHT I WILL BE JUST IMAGINING THINGS. that happend and gone we continue normal life, yesterday we agreed that she will be coming to lagos on saturday since she is done with her exam because we have not seen for 5 months now, she told me she needed some cash to pay up somethings and settle some debts before coming

FASTFORWARD. This night i called her to know her latest plans and verify the account she want me to transfer money to her, while we were talking i noticed she is using terms on me instead of real names, she was talking like someone that is hiding for somebody not to figure out her discussion, so i asked her are you with somebody there she said no she was alone, a min later i started hearing a phone booting sound @ background for several times, i asked her again she deinied it.

As an IT guy i am, i figured out that the sound is MS Windows phone that uses such sound, & i know she does not have such phone, i threatened her, she then opened up that she with her lodge mate a guy @ that hour, i got upset why she lied to me, she started faking the call as if network is disturbing her claiming that she can't hear me well, telling me to end the call and call her tomorrow so we can talk well, i told her no to stop faking network, she ended the call, i called her back 22 times she did not pick my calls, i sent her diffrent text messages she did not reply, i told her i will never call her again if she did not pick after my calling her 2wise again yet she damm the call.

After an hour she text me thus: PLS AM SORRY WE WILL TALK 2MORO I DON'T MEAN TO GOT U UPSET, DO YOU THINK IF I AM WITH A MAN I WIL PICK UR CALL IN D FIRST PLC? GUD NIT SWT DREMS. She is now claiming is a prank but hell no i don't believe her. House how do i handle this now? I really love her but i can't stand a cheat because i have NEVER cheated to any of my date before.

I want to call of the marriage, i have lost the trust i have for her. I need your mature advice. Thanks all.

Esthersblog:
I was faithful to a vow I made some years ago to remain celibate until after marriage. I made this decision after I got pregnant by my boyfriend who was 21 at the time and I was 19. We were both young and it was our first time dating. We started having unprotected sex after a few months into the relationship. I was naïve at the time not knowing the measures to take to avoid pregnancy.

After a few months, I got pregnant. We were not ready to start a family because we were still in our first year at the university. We both decided to remove the pregnancy, at this time, the pregnancy was already more than two months. During the process, the pain I felt was the worst pain I have ever had. I prayed to God to deliver me out of this alive. And after it was done, I made a promise before leaving the hospital that I will remain celibate till after marriage.

Well, I managed to keep to that promise until after I got married which I am regretting now. I met guys along the way who broke up with me after I refused to have sexual intercourse with them. Then I met my husband some years later, who respected my decision and even loved me more for it knowing how difficult it is to abstain from sex, especially when I have experienced it before.

After my wedding night, obviously I couldn’t have sex with my husband because we were so fagged out after the wedding. My husband has always talked about how he prefers MouthAction but I didn’t pay so much attention whenever he talks about it. Not knowing he prefers it because he knows he cannot satisfy a woman in bed. My husband’s sexual organ is as small as my pinky finger. We hardly have sex now because, the first day we did it, I did not feel anything at all, and afterwards, it always feel like a waste of time.

I am five years into the marriage and no issue. I am also regretting now because, if I had tested the waters before making this lifetime decision, I would have been able to avoid this. I tell those who wants to listen to make sure they try it even if it’s just once and then they can close their cookie jars afterwards. I know it is wrong but Sex is very very important in marriage. God who invented it knows the reason why he made it so.

Now, I feel like cheating on my husband. I have my sexual desires, I need to feel like a woman but I do not get any of that from my husband. I do not know what to do at this moment. I am a true Christian and a married woman who is lost in her marriage.

What do I do?

Your honest opinion counts…


www.esther.com.ng

Esthersblog:
I was faithful to a vow I made some years ago to remain celibate until after marriage. I made this decision after I got pregnant by my boyfriend who was 21 at the time and I was 19. We were both young and it was our first time dating. We started having unprotected sex after a few months into the relationship. I was naïve at the time not knowing the measures to take to avoid pregnancy.

After a few months, I got pregnant. We were not ready to start a family because we were still in our first year at the university. We both decided to remove the pregnancy, at this time, the pregnancy was already more than two months. During the process, the pain I felt was the worst pain I have ever had. I prayed to God to deliver me out of this alive. And after it was done, I made a promise before leaving the hospital that I will remain celibate till after marriage.

Well, I managed to keep to that promise until after I got married which I am regretting now. I met guys along the way who broke up with me after I refused to have sexual intercourse with them. Then I met my husband some years later, who respected my decision and even loved me more for it knowing how difficult it is to abstain from sex, especially when I have experienced it before.

After my wedding night, obviously I couldn’t have sex with my husband because we were so fagged out after the wedding. My husband has always talked about how he prefers MouthAction but I didn’t pay so much attention whenever he talks about it. Not knowing he prefers it because he knows he cannot satisfy a woman in bed. My husband’s sexual organ is as small as my pinky finger. We hardly have sex now because, the first day we did it, I did not feel anything at all, and afterwards, it always feel like a waste of time.

I am five years into the marriage and no issue. I am also regretting now because, if I had tested the waters before making this lifetime decision, I would have been able to avoid this. I tell those who wants to listen to make sure they try it even if it’s just once and then they can close their cookie jars afterwards. I know it is wrong but Sex is very very important in marriage. God who invented it knows the reason why he made it so.

Now, I feel like cheating on my husband. I have my sexual desires, I need to feel like a woman but I do not get any of that from my husband. I do not know what to do at this moment. I am a true Christian and a married woman who is lost in her marriage.

What do I do?

Your honest opinion counts…


www.esther.com.ng

PointB:
Why didn't he also named himself Defence Minister? Or is the worsening security situation no longer the priority as he pledged during the campaign?

nobilis:
So North is now a state of origin??

manck2:
1. Chris Ngige – (Anambra)
2. Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti)
3. Rotimi Amaechi – (Rivers)
4. Babatunde Fashola Raji -(North)
5. Abdulrahman Dambazau- (Kano)
6. Aisha Alhassan – (Taraba)
7. Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi)
8. Kemi Adeosun – (Ogun)
9. Abubakar Malami – (Kebbi)
10. Sen Hadi Sirika – (Katsina)
11. Barr. Adebayo Shittu – (North)
12. Suleiman Adam – (Jigawa)
13. Solomon Dalong – (Plateau)
14. Ibe Kachikwu – (Imo)
15. Osagie Ehanire – (Enugu)
16. Audu Ogbeh – (Benue)
17. Udo Udo Udoma – (Akwa Ibom)
18. Lai Mohammed – (North)
19. Ahmed Isa Ibeto – (abia)
20. Amina Mohammed – (Gombe)
21. Ibrahim Usman Jibril – (Nasarawa)
22. Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim- (Yobe)
23. Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo)
24. Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo)
25. Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu)
26. Dan Ali (Zamfara)
27. Barr James Ocholi (Enugu)
28. Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna)
29. Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia)
30. Muhammadu Bello (Adamawa)
31. Mustapha Baba Shehuri (Bornu)
32. Aisha Abubakar (unknown)
33. Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa)
34. Adamu Adamu (Bauchi)
35. Isaac Adewole (Osun)
36. Abubakar Bawa Bwari (unknown)
37. Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River)

sigiyaya:
My MOTHER warned me against voting for BUHARI, that i do not know him better than she does but i did not listen.

Guess what ....



I AM REGRETTING.............

agarawu23:
NB: I don't care what you say about this thread, if you spew trash you will pack it with your mouth

I have noticed ladies do put on their best pants when coming to visit a guy, at times you will begin to wonder if that's how new all her pants are but the truth is, these ladies will hide their dirty and torn pants at home and put on their best pant just to impress you.

They have different pants for different occasions, if you want to see her worst pants, pay her unexpected visit at her school or home(if she is living alone) then you will be shocked to see the pant she is putting on and the ones she is hanging all round her room. you go see pant wey she use pin hold or the pant wey she don use niddle and thread (owu) join join together

Ladies can't you just maintain your pants well and change them when due?

I hear say 1 dozen of pant no reach 1k

simtosul:
May God forgive you, stop thinking dirty things abeg

OZAOEKPE:
"Woe unto that man that place his trust on big nyansh".

petux:
Bae i want to browse your internet

ShutTheFhuckUp:

simply say,
"Come le†s fuçk ourselvs" simple...

divineappo:
Not long ago, there was a thread that, Alameiyeseigha had a handshake with obasanjo that almost made obasanjo to faint. Alamieyeseigha boasted about this handshake. He neva knew dat handshake was a time bomb #lol. He never knew that, he had a handshake with one of the strongest iroko native doctor from Abeokuta. #lol

adaksbullet:
Mine gf sukura is dirty very munch.....am have 12inch preeq, she alway weewee in mine bordy anydays I bang her......am look for anoda gf....nl gilrs, pm me

danizy:
ladies are animals,,imagine bleeding through their anus!!!! *ada owerri .wetin do ur sister 4 nyash?