INTROVERT:
Before you come here... go to the pastor/imam, in-laws and relations and his friends and seek advice from them.

modelmike7:
I wonder where all these wailers propaganda is coming from. We voted him for 365 x 4 = 1460days, so i wonder why all these wailing. Some people dont just wanna see anything good from my President and they shall all be disappointed. After the first 1460 days, all the wailers should prepare for another 1460 days. They should get ready to wail like forever. God bless President Buhari. God bless Nigeria.

BeeBeeOoh:
[size=15pt]Auntie! The Only Help I Can Offer Is Getting You A Medicated Glasses If You Can't See The Handwriting On The Wall Clearly..[/size]
I concur





In mortein advert's voice, "This Guy Is Visionless, Futureless & Bearingless; Please RUN FOR YOUR LIFE..

SenJoe:



http://abcnews.go.com/US/meet-1st-openly-transgender-official-working-white-house/story?id=33156360

DickDastardly:
How can he probe people who opened door for his "August" visitor

Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.

ionsman:

Sometimes you people come to Nairaland to fool yourselves. ...If you know the atrocities this man committed, you wont be blabbing nonsense here.

When you are privy to some information first hand and see the ignorance some people display here,you just shake your head.

Once again,shut up.You know nothing. It's not all about shouting Buhari is a dullard. ....Spits.....

joeway:



Bros thanks you mean that if the condom don't break i can't contact any disease i was wearning durex condom and am sure that it don't break the problem is that the thing poured on top of my pen.is

uche87:


source: http://villagetowncrier..com/2015/07/boko-haram-top-8-worst-decisions-of.html#sthash.Fvy9BTUR.dpuf

SaiBuharii:
Goodluck Egbere Azikiwe Jonathan will definitely end up in prison. He deserves to be an exconvict.

The man single handedly finished this country. I am still amazed at where he got millions of votes from certain regions. It shows the amount of stupiid people we have in the winning regions and the country in general. Buhari should perhaps clear this people.

Like I advise, now that the clensing has commenced, it's either you join the train and jejely go to the new prison we are building for you. Baba has gone to get prison plans from obama, airconditioned prisons.

Any trouble from naija delta militants or biafra soldiers will be met with tough comebackz...we will kill you. We have eneough bombs, you will die, it's one bomb per head. We will tie the bomb to your neck so there will not be a part of your body to bury. We will execute you all. I'm not mincing words today, distractions are not tolerated. You have been warned.

kutchs:

http://dailymail.com.ng/muhammadu-buharis-united-state-visit-will-cost-nigeria-n2-2billion/

Xyg12:


That I don't understand too. He is spending tax payers money on his child. Is he the interpreter?
As in

Obama: Hi
Son to Buhari: Barka
Buhari to Son: Barka
Son to Obama: Hi

Obama : How are you
Son< kuna Lafia? Buhari >ina lafiya kalau, na gode

Son to Obama: I'm good, thank you.


Obama: Hope you arrived well?
Son to Buhari: Ina fata kun Zo Lafiya
Buhari to son:Ba damuwa

Son to Obama: it is okay

Obama: nice to meet you
Son to Buhari : naji dadin haduwarmu
Buhari to son: na gode
Son to Obama: Thank you

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Screw Buhari

dustmalik:
The Wailing Wailers always wailing.

mczico:
I miss gej ....waoooo 1st to comment...I dedicate
Dis to gej my father................singing ...wo bobo
gej lobade .to be first to comment I day hustle
every night and day
oya gej bobo come back to Nigeria bobo cuz I
day miss u bobo..cuz dis new pres na dullerdino
bobo....I no call name o ..if u say Buhari na u
sabi o...... Mc zico.. Naira land, nigerian number1

KpStone:
Buhari has been wrongly called Baba go slow.


He instead should be called the master planner.
A good plan is not achieved impatiently.


My adopted father, Im one of your patient supporters

fulanimafia:
Great news. The outgoing diplomats were appointed on the basis of party loyalty and not merit so they have to bow to change.

mrsefan:
Hahahahhahah very soon president will impregnate a primary school girl

alfred5:
Just browsing my photo gallery and ran into this picture of mine.

Back then at Nsit Attai, NYSC Camp, Akwaibom State.

Represented my Platoon, Platoon1... For the contest of Ms Cute.

2014/2015 Batch A...

To God be all the glories!

dejt4u:
Decent video.. No butt shaking..no naked girls..

9/10

HIGHESTPOPORI:
BaBaOneChance looks Clueless,am sure he doesn't even know what's happening there,hope he didn't waste tax payers money for just a photo there,because Cameramen full 9ja here!

BossAyuk:
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If you have just a little common sense even as minute as a mustard seed, it would've occurred to you that the evil suicide bomber used the "chants of Sai Buhari" and dancing as a decoy to deceive the unfortunate people around him to come join him. It's very unfortunate that Nigerians are stuck with fools like this as the new opposition.

RIP to the dead.

searchcorp:
Am i the only one who thinks they were a little bit rude. The questions were perfect but the mannerism was poor.

the guy on white agbada reminds me of a kegite i used to know back then in FUTA. He was toutish. Adeola could have started by asking him how are you? How do you feel being here today? When are we likely to come to Zimbabwe for an inauguration like this?

Ezenwammadu:
At least 25 dead and more dying in his first three days and he is here toasting and making condemnations through the press shouting i will stop bokokarm

What a slowpoke for president

Mogidi:
Surprised the courts threw the case out.

Did Buhari suddenly find his certificates or they're no longer necessary in regards to job application? Even in 2yrs time I can still see Buhari being dragged by EFCC for certificate forgery.

lillyjane:
Dear NLdrs, hope you guys are doing great and you all survived this no electricity, no fuel, no bank, no telecommunication and all? This past days has been hell for all and sundry.


My dear ooo, finally, the EEDC decided to have some pity on us and restored electricity power supply around 3:00am this morning....I am super excited.


This little experience has thought me a lot of lessons. Imagine a Nigeria without petrol, without electricity...we are all doomed, hehehehe.



The most confusing part is that our president kept mute while this saga lasted, who knows what he will be thinking.


I hope you are already enjoying the electricity around your area why we wait for the availability of fuel.


You can also share your "No Fuel" experience with the rest of us.....Remain Blessed



Source: http://www.gistpost.com/2015/05/and-finally-there-is-light.html

byrron:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/grant-amnesty-to-boko-haram-northern-elders-tell-buhari/

TheArbiter:
The aim of this post is threefold:

a. To highlight unsung Nigerians who have taken the extra step beyond tribe to find marital happiness

b. To demostrate the fact that love knows not bounds.

c. To demostrate the hidden view of unity among Nigeria's diverse tribes.

I know there will be pessimists, tribalists, religious bigots or disenting voices to this post. Please, kindly just steer clear of the post. I'm averse to hateful, spiteful, caustic or abusive comments. I know i cant stop such comments being put up but i hope the Mods can help in censoring such comments. The families i present below are those i have known who have been married for over 5 years (no relationship to me). Interested Nairalanders can follow my format below in making their posts or devise a better format.


1. Husband(Gwari), Wife(Margi), Kids(5), Location(Lagos)
Comments: Polygamous Muslim family. 2 of the kids are varsity graduands.

2. Husband(Igbo), Wife(Yoruba), Kids(2), Location(Jos)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married over 8 years.

3. Husband(Fulani), Wife(Igbo), Kids(5), Location(Bauchi)
Comments: Polygamous Muslim family. 4 of the kids are varsity graduands.

4. Husband(Igbo), Wife(Hausa), Kids(2), Location(Kaduna)
Comments: Bi-religious family. Been married for 10 years (Not witout problems though).

5. Husband(Fulani), Wife(Berom), Kids(3), Location(Jos)
Comments: Monogamous Muslim family. Been married for 10 years.

6. Husband(Igbira), Wife(Yoruba), Kids(3), Location(Kano)
Comments: Monogamous Muslim family. Been married for 10 years.

7. Husband(Kanuri), Wife(Igbira), Kids(2), Location(Maiduguri)
Comments: Polygamous Muslim family. Been married for 8 years

8. Husband(Igbo), Wife(Margi), Kids(1), Location(Maiduguri)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 5 years.

9. Husband(Igbo), Wife(Angas), Kids(5), Location(Abuja)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. 2 of the kids are varsity graduands.

10. Husband(Tiv), Wife(Urhobo), Kids(3), Location(Abuja)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 8 years.

11. Husband(Idoma), Wife(Owan), Kids(1), Location(Bauchi)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Married 5 years ago.

12. Husband(Yoruba), Wife(Ibibio), Kids(2), Location(Abuja)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 6 years.

13. Husband(Bini), Wife(Yoruba), Kids(4), Location(London)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. 1 kid is a varsity graduate.

14. Husband(Awe), Wife(Igbira), Kids(4), Location(Lafia)
Comments: Monogamous Muslim family. Been married for 10 years.

15. Husband(Nupe), Wife(Yoruba), Kids(1), Location(Minna)
Comments: Monogamous Muslim family. Married 5 years ago.

16. Husband(Maghavul), Wife(Ankwai), Kids(3), Location(Mangu)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 9 years.

17. Husband(Maghavul), Wife(Yoruba), Kids(2), Location(Jos)
Comments: Monogamous Muslim family. Been married for 5 years.

18. Husband(Fulani), Wife(Kilba), Kids(5), Location(Adamawa)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for more than 12 years.

19. Husband(Angas), Wife(Bura), Kids(1), Location(Jaji)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 5 years, 2nd kid almost due.

20. Husband(Yoruba), Wife(Igbo), Kids(4 or more), Location(Kano)
Comments: Polygamous Muslim family. 1 kid is a varsity graduate.

21. Husband(Kwoi), Wife(Sayawa), Kids(1), Location(Kaduna)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 5 years.

22. Husband(Offa), Wife(Nupe), Kids(2), Location(Ilorin)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 7 years.

23. Husband(Fulani), Wife(Yoruba), Kids(4), Location(Yola)
Comments: Monogamous Christian family. Been married for 12 years.


Shall post others as soon as i verify tribal origins of the couples. Looking forward to similar posts from Nairalanders.

Inter tribal marriages should be encouraged in Nigeria. It will go a long way in helping us as a nation bridging the tribal differences between us and thus uniting us a country.

nwafuluozoh:
APC too complain. Wetin sef? Maybe it's because they are used to playing the opposition.

mrmetoo1:
Resisted by who?? By you?? Please you're nothing but a joker.

I hate when people try to justify what people have done by saying "oh they're not the only thieves" Is money from NNPC missing or not?? Is there evidence of misappropriation of funds from NNPC or not?? Answer those questions first. As they have shown thieves have been ruling us, you guys too should also expose other thieves, nothing wrong with that.

This idea that because they're not the only ones stealing means we should all keep quiet is very stupid and dangerous. Please any evidence against Sanusi should be presented to us in form of an audit as well. Let them probe his tenure as governor. Let your voices be loud, do not rest until you achieve it. You saying we should overlook NNPC because the whistleblower too is a thief is very senseless

P.S.

Reading your defense again on why thieves shouldn't be called thieves because there are other thieves, you mentioned a federal high court dismissed Sanusi's case, keyword FEDERAL. Writing Osinbajo's name in bold doesn't stop it from being a federal court, this is at a time Osinbajo didn't have any federal powers. Technically he still doesn't as I write have any federal powers.

shachris02:
Few weeks ago, Senator-elect and chairman of the Silverbird Group announced that he has never flown first class before.

Last night,Murray-Bruce who has become an over night sensation on Twitter shared a picture to back his claim.

http://.com/discussion/2526/photo-murray-bruce-proves-he-doesn-t-fly-first-class/p1