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zendy:
Only Gid knows how he came up with the name Lalasticala, I have bitten my own tongue several times trying to say that name

Hahaha me too, i wonder wat d name means, i even checkd d name is in dictionary but i can find it! Mayb its non Nigerian name

Ajibel:
Lalasticlala seems to be a more popular name here than Seun. Before it was cc Mukina2

Hahaha atimes its even ishilove, wish dis lalasticlala will help move this thread to FP so as the strangee will have a better idea of who he is.....
CC : lalasticlala #lol

Huuuuh

MaBuk:
For pushing threads to front page on time cos he is a moderator. My observations though

Ayyah..... So he is employed at nairaland

biafranbaby:


It's part of the Zoo language.
Only Zoo people understand.

Eyyyah which zoo are u from, ur name sound like some1 coming out of Jurassic park of Apes! Its nyc meeting u!

Guys have been on nairaland for more than a year now but their is something that is getting me confuse. i may sound silly but i really need a justify answer to this question, have notice that everyone who created a thread will always write or indicate #CC lalasticlala to the topic, i dont know actually who he is..... Why Must everyone include cc lalasticlala to a thread? Is he been paid or does he has any share on nairaland! One funny thing is that i also include cc lalasticlala to any topic i create! Plss help me sort this dilemma that has been twisting my mind







CC: lalasticlala..... Lol

Funny

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths,
does not guarantee it to join the
dinning table.


2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to
be ripe, others are eating them with
salt.


3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would
not be able to partake in the
eating of it.


4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a
word ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.


5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the
ATM has trust issues.


6. If something that was going to chop off your head only
knocked off your cap, you should be
grateful.


7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts
suffer the most.


8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken
for a pet, You will eat it some day.


9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing
the hill.


10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your
head. Raise the rent & kick them out.


11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.


12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it
to swell before drinking is poverty.


13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is
constant friction between them, they will still love and live
together.


Which number is your favorite?

Hahaha.... Dis mad is mad

Rapsowdee01:
If i say i understand this thing.... I should be called ''LaiLie Mohammed''

Go back to skul jare

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Hehehe

Cnt stop laughn

This Boko haram member was arrested by the Nigerian
military and vigilante in Yunusari, Yobe State. Can you see the unrepentant look for his face ? Thats the face of Terror
people!

N600Billion Probe: EFCC seals Borno House of Assembly, as
Hon members take to their heels. APC Chairman Ali Dalori is
under House Arrest, Commissioners go under as Gov
Shettima rushes back to Maiduguri from his hideout in
Abuja.
www.jobhunt24.com/nationaltrailonline.com.ng/2016/01/26/breaking-efcc-seals-borno-house-of-assembly-as-hon-members-take-to-their-heels/

The three states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe are set to
have the presence of civil authority as the government
continues with its anti-insurgency effort in the north east.
The Nigerian Police has sent a delegation from the force
headquarters led by Deputy Inspector General of Police
Operations, Mr Sontonye Wakama, to the Mobile Police
training camp in Gwoza, Borno State.

It was the first time a senior official would be visiting Gwoza
since its recapture by the military.

Five bridges had been blown out by the insurgents. This
made the journey to Gwoza, which is a 6-hour journey
spanning over 350km, a herculean one.

The convoy of the DIG drove into the Mobile Police training
camp, staying within the mine-free zones. The tell-tale signs
of the insurgents were still visible on some of the buildings.
With the infamous Sambisa forest just a stone throw away,
Gwoza had become a ghost-town with very little civil
population.

When the insurgents attacked the camp in June 2014, a
sizeable number of policemen were killed while some
disappeared and could not be traced till date.

Just before the hoisting of the flag, DIG Sontonye Wakama
recounted the sacrifices of gallant officers in the fight
against insurgency.

“Some time ago we lost this place, but with the help of our
colleagues in the military and even our own policemen, we
are now back here and we are here to stay.
“We are going to bring our men back here in very short time
– maybe three weeks from now, and we are going to
dominate this area again. In league with the military we
shall sort out this area and there shall be no infiltration and
then we will rebuild.

The fact that our property has been destroyed does not
mean that life has ended. We shall continue, the Police force
remains, the Nigerian Army remain and the good people of
Nigeria will still remain,” he said.
The Commanding Officer of the 143 Rangers Battalion, Lt.
Col. Kolawole Oyebanji, said that this was the beginning of
the process of handing over of civilian authority to the
Police.
“We have done our best and I think that it is most
appropriate the civil authority is coming so that they can
also assist.
“I pray the civil authority come in very early so that we can
also forge ahead and perform our military duties,” he said.

https://www.today.ng/news/national/70449/nigeria-police-return-to-gwoza-mopol-training-camp-hoist-flag

I share 1000000 naira own last week

Hehehe

Cant stop laughn..... Buhari is fighting corruption everywere he goes, even in dubai ........... Change start with me

How did u expect Buhari to fight lassa fever or wat so ever? This is an act of God!!!!! You cant blame anyone as for economy melt down! Lets keep prayn becox its not about pdp or apc its about Nigeria! God bless pmb God bless Nigeria GOD BLESS NAIRALANDER

How did u expect Buhari to fight lassa fever or wat so ever? This is an act of God!!!!! You cant blame anyone as for economy melt down! Lets keep prayn becox its not about pdp or apc its about Nigeria!

God bless pmb
God bless Nigeria
GOD BLESS NAIRALANDER

The lion of Nigeria..... Allah ya ja zamanin ka

Na wash...... Hahaha now everybody is afraid!! Wats der if you own a house in dubai as far as u bought it with your entitlement? Gov Ayo Do NOT feel fear or ashamed upholding your deen, forbidding the wrong & enjoining the good But feel ashamed facing Allāh havin done nothing
about it....... Buhari own na play compare to the one waiting for you at hell. Fayose It is your duty as a xtian to advise others who misguide this ummah (people) with corruption, especially if they are in a position of authority, but you ramble it all

How does this help in d current dwelling economy of our nation

Haaaa....... This is wat happen wen u choose the world over the hereafter. Sometimes we become so lost in duniya (world) we forget about the things that really matter..... Shame on those who don't care that the world is going to shit and reap them off (dasuki, haliru, metuh, ffk, alison maduke) as long as it's not at their doorstep! So many people, so little humanity! Bring her back to Nigeria lets her face d fruit dey planted

.... More....

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https://mobile.facebook.com/ReportYourself/photos/pcb.10153247262207703/10153247261757703/?type=3&source=48&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6241459695965540130%3Amf_story_key.-6650319174300066661

Leader of the defunct Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force (NDPVF), Alhaji Mujahid Dokubo-Asari, has said that corruption in the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan is endemic, although it does not stop him from supporting his administration.

The former militant leader also threatened war on any successor of Rivers State governor, Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, that fails to probe his administration. Dokubo-Asari spoke yesterday in Port Harcourt while fielding questions shortly after attending a town hall meeting organised by NDPVF, in conjunction with the Niger Delta People Salvation Front (NDPSF).

He queried why people should be blaming Jonathan for all the country’s woes, pointing out that the country has over 800 governments, made up of 774 local government areas, 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory.

The NDPVF leader said, “We have over 800 governments in Nigeria. There are 774 local government areas, 36 states and Abuja. Is Jonathan governing all of them? Is there no corruption in Rivers State? Corruption is high in the states controlled by the All Progressives Congress.”

The ex-Niger Delta agitator frowned at the politicians castigating Jonathan on corruption, stressing that failure of Amaechi’s successor to probe him would be hellish.

On the forthcoming general elections, the warlord declared, “We condemn in its totality act of violence against our own people. There is no need for Kalabari-Kalabari violence, Ikwerre-Ikwerre violence, Ogoni-Ogoni violence, Okrika- Okrika violence. There is no need for Itsekiri-Itsekiri violence, Urhobo-Urhobo violence, Bayelsa-Bayelsa violence. There is no need and no basis for it.

“What we are saying is that our people will work amicably among ourselves. We will vote Goodluck Jonathan come February 14. We will vote Goodluck Jonathan. www.leadership.ng/news/402001/jonathans-govt-corrupt-asari

Lalasticlala plsss carry go

I hate dis man