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From one to five are Asian countries..... Among the ten best airport in the world, six are in Asia... Those guys are taking over when it comes to things like this. They are just the best

Just say u dey purge.... Which one be intense food poisoning

Nawa.... If they are not checking back side.... They are doing doggy pose... So dats Wat pre weeding photos are all about now.

Nice living room

Shuoo, these people no get shame o... Hurting ur pride?!? U wey hand go pain u don run go London for treatment.... Na u still dey talk dis kin talk?!?

No matter how ugly a girl is, are laps n vagina are never ugly, dats y it's never difficult for ugly girls to get laid... Imagine d condition her x gave her, she is too ugly for him to walk around with, but she is not too ugly Him to fvck...... Nawa

Kept mine in my back pocket last year n it was stolen by a pick pocket at airport junction in warri, I just stood there watching him as he n d Keke Ryder were riding as fast as dey could, d phone was just two months old n I didn't have a password for it. Got a new one d next day n d first tin I did was to put a password on it.... I felt so violated cuz I'm a very private person n to have a stranger going through my phone d thought was painful..

Tweak2k:
cache error are eating your phone SPACe. If you have "System manger" clean on rubbish clean and it will remove all rubbish eating up your space. If you don't have it download it.

OK thanks

Pls guys, my phone is running out of space without me downloading anything.... It went from having over 300mb space to 196mb n now it's 163. Wat could be the problem

Hope say e go better pass d last one, currency was not a good song.... I still play d one she sang with tekno till date, dey did well on dat one

Na she really "sabi " wetin d rest of dem dey do..... Small girls with bigger God using "actresses" as cover up

EgunMogaji:
I built my house to USA housing standards as much as I could.

You will simply not pass inspection without providing occupants with escape route in an emergency.

If you have young children, please consider them as you design your burglary. My five year old can open the one in her room and we have emergency drills.

Good luck.

Thanks

[quote author=EgunMogaji post=71738543]A few of my burglaries are openable for safety.[/quote


Really?!? I think dats innovative.... U just gave me an idea

Dis can't happen in naija o, cuz all of us dey put burglary for our windows, na kitchen door she go pass comot o

Seems she is d only one getting d child support

Bob leave her be

Length of one football field n d depth of a six story building Wu measure am

officialfestus:
https://www.nairaland.com/4344389/nigerian-awake-someone-somewhere-monitoring

Thanks alot

officialfestus:
##21# to cancel

Thanks, but I need d code to know if it was being monitored

Please I need someone to help me with the code to dial on my phone to know if my calls has been hacked, someone did a thread on it a while ago. Tnks

Urhobo amaka

It's almost ready my people, u guys should bring plates o

Years back I, was still very young back then, I woke up, I walked straight to the kitchen n grab a plate n I was about opening the door that night to go out when my cousin came n held me like were are u going, n I was like I dey go buy rice ..n she replied 4 dis night?!? All I kept saying was I dey go buy rice n she shouted n called my mom to come... Mama came n held me down n talked to me to calm me... N later we all laughed over it....years later it happened again.... I woke up immediately looked at the time it was after 5 n I was like ooooo. This clock battery Don bad... I rushed to the bathroom, had my bath n hurriedly wear my uniform n as I was about going out a relative held me n he was like we're are u going, I was like I don late I dey go school, he was like Wat are u going to do in school, u never come back from school b4, look time na after 5 o, I was like this time is not working let me go I'm late, I don't want my teacher to flog me for late coming, he immediately called my sis n she came n was like where are you going..... Una get lesson?!? I said no.. Y u wan go school again na.... (while she was asking this questions I was getting angry cause I felt like she is gonna make me late).... Leave me ma go na shuuu... She held me tight n was like NYE today na Monday u don come back from school already na today nai mama travel go onitsha.... C look time na.... I looked at her eyes n she looked really worried n scared, she had to sit me down n explain further b4 I remember that she was indeed ryt, I had fallen asleep on the couch n woke up to a dull weather thinking it was morning, when mom came back from travel n she told my mom ehn,, d laughter dat Day ehn Wen ever I think back I just wonder Wat if I was alone in the house dat day?!? I would have hurried to school n waited n waited till night falls thinking students n teachers would show up lol

Go date d guy

Adiwana:
Lol.You try to sound knowledgeable but keep on failing.Trump,Billionaire on paper??He cant raise a billion??Going by your logic,mark cannot raise a billion dollars cause the his money is on a digital platform.i doubt you even know what Net worth is.It is not physical cash but worth in assests thats why Dangote himself doesnt run the MONEY TREND you are talking about

I was waiting for someone to quote him n give him sense, thanks. He was saying it as if he was there when Kevin was buying his cars, saying things like American culture encourage things to b bought on credit, like say person wey get him money u go force am say make he buy on credit, some pipo just dey yarn dust

LaudableXX:
There are 3-bedroom & 4-bedroom terrace houses in Banana Island that cost 220 million to 350 million per unit. Do you want to buy one?

there are no terrace houses close to where Linda is living

Story story story.... Where u wan take c mansion of 260 million for banana island... Lol, na lekki e b?!?. It's either d story is false or u guys din get the amount right.... If u av been to banana island u would know what I'm talking about

Nice

So now it's "small girl great God " abi