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Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 12:37pm On Mar 31, 2021
CaptainAyub:

I work in the health sector.
For those procedures that are not common the ogas will even order you to come and observe cos that might be the only chance you have to do practical learning.
That they were laughing might be a reaction to your own actions.

I understand dat only happens in teaching hospitals n not in private hospitals... I was told if I had insisted on them to leave they would have left

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Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2021
CaptainAyub:

They came to look so they will learn.
Not that they haven't seen enough odenjinji

Bro u were not deh o, had it been I was sound I for no gree o, they were just smiling n laughing sheepishly
Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 10:08am On Mar 31, 2021
Years back I was admitted for typhoid n malaria, I was seriously ill, got to a point I could not eat or drink water, weneva I managed to eat I throw up immediately, I realize that I was having constipation n for days i couldn’t shit embarassed, so the matron came n told me she was goin to insert a drug up my anus to soften my stool, d moment d nurses heard that Dey wanted to naked d young guy wey drive suv come u need to c d way my “private” ward was filled with small small nurses chai, my sis dat was at the reception was like where una Dey run go, una never c Wu naked b4?!? embarassed shame wan kill me but wat to do.... I gats bend yanch for dem to c sickness na bad thing bob

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari Is Internet Savvy, He Can Work From Anywhere by Monaco2(m): 5:24am On Mar 31, 2021
Lol internet wat?!? grin
Celebrities / Re: Lifestyle Audit Law: Yemi Alade Reacts by Monaco2(m): 11:55am On Mar 23, 2021
She is very correct

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Politics / Re: UK To Return £4.2 Million Ibori Loot To Nigeria by Monaco2(m): 6:16am On Mar 10, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

But na the same ibori....Delta people dey praise and worship

Is there something am not understanding


Ibori try for e state nai make dem Dey hail am, money wey dem loot from delta state, buhari wan use am do road e no add delta state join d road wey dem wan do... d man Dey ment
Education / Re: Abia Teachers Suspend Strike, Urge Ikpeazu To Make Salary Payment A Priority by Monaco2(m): 8:26pm On Mar 02, 2021
Y I no Dey fit Dey enter Nairaland na, abeg Mona fix dis issue
Politics / Re: Delta Clarifies Airport Concession, Approves Construction Of More Roads by Monaco2(m): 6:42am On Feb 26, 2021
blackpanda:


Not only facelift na brazilian buttlift grin

When will u quit being deceived Chai

I am not being deceived, I no Dey support government either, dat will d last thing I do ok, but there is no way a governor can sell an airport build with 40 billion naira for 4 billion
Politics / Re: Delta Clarifies Airport Concession, Approves Construction Of More Roads by Monaco2(m): 6:06am On Feb 26, 2021
blackpanda:


When u build a facility for 300billion rhen give it out for 4billion every 30years, what is that called Concession ko recession ni

Wat are u saying?!? Na d private company wan do the facelift n not the government
Politics / Re: Delta Clarifies Airport Concession, Approves Construction Of More Roads by Monaco2(m): 5:47am On Feb 26, 2021
Wen I read the news on Facebook dat it was sold I goggle it , I was wondering aw they got the idea it was sold cause all I saw was concession.... I was wondering aw concession equals to sales.....
Politics / Re: Imo State Government Recovers Royal Palm Estate by Monaco2(m): 5:10am On Feb 20, 2021
Bob rochas no go Dey happy this period o. Wahala b like fake virgin, dem never put priick Toto don open

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Celebrities / Re: Rihanna's Topless Photo Gets Backlash From Hindu Community (Photos) by Monaco2(m): 8:41pm On Feb 17, 2021
Bob Mona chill
Foreign Affairs / Re: António Guterres Worried By Unchecked Powers Of Twitter, Facebook, Others by Monaco2(m): 5:19am On Jan 29, 2021
Dis one na Donald minion

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by Monaco2(m): 5:13am On Jan 29, 2021
Mann11:
I hacked her WhatsApp some months ago.
Although I've seen many chats of hers that left much to be desired, this present one is the height of it! She was chatting with her ex and they both inquired how their present relationships are going. She told him I'm not handsome. I'm really heartbroken at the moment.

He: How is your current relationship?
She: He is nice and caring just like you but not handsome.

He: Lol, how do you mean he's not handsome?
She: He's not, I can't lie to you

He: Why did you go for someone that is not handsome, o wrong naw
She: I don't even know how I fall for him jhare

He: How did you meet him?
She: He was formerly staying in our area.
She: In fact, I always find it difficult to kiss him. He's very neat o, but I don't know why I can't kiss him
It's been long I kissed and that was the last time I visited you
He: Oya come lemme kiss you.
The next thing was she sent my picture to him, maybe for the guy to see how ugly I'm.
He: But he is okay naw. Abi he's not serious with you ni? He's looking serious already sef
She: Laughing ( she sends a laughing sticker)
I felt like crying honestly

What should I do? I feel like dumping the fool

Na dia way, she still has feelings for the ex, similar thing happen to me years ago, she also sent my pic to d guy, she was even telling the guy that she still loves him n nobody can take his place in her life..... I confronted n she starts crying n begging me to forgive her
Politics / Re: Falana: Service Chiefs Nominated But Not Appointed Yet by Monaco2(m): 3:49pm On Jan 28, 2021
Wahala wa o, buhari just Dey match line back to back, nigga Dey run d country like say na e private business

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Celebrities / Re: Elizabeth Jack-rich Celebrates Her Husband, Tein T.S Jack-Rich's Birthday by Monaco2(m): 3:26pm On Jan 28, 2021
46 abi 56

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: My Orderly Tells Me Happenings In Nigeria by Monaco2(m): 6:34am On Jan 28, 2021
So d minister of information gets his information from his police grin no wonder
Politics / Re: #EndSars: Lagos Lost N2.5billion To Lekki Tollgate Closure In 95 Days - Punch by Monaco2(m): 12:38pm On Jan 11, 2021
Nai good, after all na dem dem Dey chop d money
Business / Re: Nigeria Stock Exchange Ranked World’s Best-Performing Stock Market In 2020 by Monaco2(m): 5:14am On Dec 30, 2020
Nawa, damage control

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Crime / Re: Native Doctor Dupes Man Of N7M (Video) by Monaco2(m): 10:27am On Dec 07, 2020
Dey shout bro bro bro, Wetin u find go deh, if u Dey ur house e go scam u
Politics / Re: Borno Massacre: Army Dismisses Boko Haram’s Claim by Monaco2(m): 4:51pm On Dec 03, 2020
angry so d army don turn to he said/she said now abi
All na just to save face

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump: Biden Only Won In The Eyes Of Fake News Media. I Concede Nothing by Monaco2(m): 11:02pm On Nov 15, 2020
tiswell:
seat


Thanks
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump: Biden Only Won In The Eyes Of Fake News Media. I Concede Nothing by Monaco2(m): 9:15pm On Nov 15, 2020
Hehehehe Nawa sha, nobody wan gree leave sit o, I think say na only naija nai Dey stubborn for politics mata o

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Romance / Re: RE: My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex by Monaco2(m): 9:45am On Nov 14, 2020
iamadonis2:
Bash me Nairalanders, I didn’t learn again.

But sit down critically and analyze this, then tell me your thoughts.

Sometime last year, I made a thread https://www.nairaland.com/5461415/it-proper-girlfriend-still-gets where I revealed my girlfriend-cum-business partner still receives financial help from a man she once dated.

Today, another story surfaced. In June 2020, she had produced one million naira saying her brother gave it to her to invest in our business. I even called the brother to say thank you and he told me it wasn’t a bother to him at all. We could pay in six months time. I know we can.

Today, I realized it was her ex-boyfriend, the same man I complained about last year, that gave her the money. He’s 52. She's been confessing more and more about how it’s a loan to grow our business she asked for to pay back in December and she only kissed him as a thank you. My people, what precise, wise, and smart move do I make now?


She admitted to u dat she actually kissed him?!? Like French kiss or kiss on the chick?!?
Politics / Re: IGP Adamu Seeks N24.8bn To Fuel Vehicles, Motorcycles by Monaco2(m): 8:28pm On Nov 11, 2020
vanbonattel:
They should sack that man like yesterday.

He wants to use almost 60million dollars to fuel cars in one year, how much are d cars?!? These guys are just living their best lives with Nigeria’s resources
Crime / Re: Indian Doctor Duped Into Buying "Aladdin's Lamp" After Genie Show by Monaco2(m): 4:13pm On Nov 01, 2020
grin

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Most Nigerian Youths Are High On Drugs - Mojisola Alli-Macaulay by Monaco2(m): 3:46pm On Oct 30, 2020
Allansmith:
Wow...No every youth as you mentioned "any" is into drugs,Some of us are scared not to be able to control ourselves to the extent of misbehaving ...

There are still youths in the Country that are drugs free...A whole lot of us as it is...



Ya bro very true, I don’t do drugs either but almost all if not all my friends are into it
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Most Nigerian Youths Are High On Drugs - Mojisola Alli-Macaulay by Monaco2(m): 2:49pm On Oct 30, 2020
Odunolumide:


If you keep meeting people who are into drugs then you are no better. You even said "hardly any young man"

Maybe you live in a ghetto/slum.

Ogbeni face front, no quote me... even people wey Dey stay banana island Dey smoke weed
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Most Nigerian Youths Are High On Drugs - Mojisola Alli-Macaulay by Monaco2(m): 2:47pm On Oct 30, 2020
kaludestiny10:

I guess all the male offsprings in your linage are into drugs.
Don't always generalise meaningless statements next time.


Face front, no quote me, if u no get sense hide ur head
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Most Nigerian Youths Are High On Drugs - Mojisola Alli-Macaulay by Monaco2(m): 8:52pm On Oct 29, 2020
smiley she is right o, there is hardly any young Man U meet these days dats not into drugs, from weed to trams n d big C

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Using EndSARS Protest As A Plot To Overthrow Buhari - Miyetti Allah by Monaco2(m): 5:51pm On Oct 19, 2020
Nawa

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Broke Your Trust With Friends? Share Your Experience by Monaco2(m): 7:58pm On Oct 11, 2020
My own Dey come

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