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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by Monaco2(m): 9:57am
Happy birthday bro, one statue loading for your birthday
Foreign used Fujitsu AH40/G
4GB Ram
320GB hard drive
DVD rom
Original charger
58k only

Where are u based?!?
Science/Technology / Re: Kenya: EIGHT Lions Tackle Buffalo In Savage Attack (Pictures) by Monaco2(m): 5:55pm On Sep 04
This is the killer blow.
The Lion went for the jugular.

That lion won’t last long, d bull sef use horn wound am, na e last meal e chop so

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Nwosu Receives A SUV From Her Husband, Austin Nnaemeka After Delivery by Monaco2(m): 5:17am On Jul 22
Nice it’s a 14 million naira Changan cs85 d man try

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Family / Re: Man Walks In On His Wife Feeding Her Lover In Their Home (Photo) by Monaco2(m): 5:14pm On Jul 16
Sierra Leone cheesy grin their own pidgin Dey funny


Career / Re: "Earning N50M Annually In Nigeria But Considered Poor In Developed Countries" by Monaco2(m): 10:15am On Jul 13
Let’s start with what the value
of $1000 is in the United
States. Is $1K valuable or
valueless in the US?

Do you know that in the US, some
average people’s monthly rent is
over $1000? We haven’t included
taxes and other monthly fees. Now
in Nigeria, apart from few places in
Lagos and Abuja, I don’t think there is a place in Nigeria where
monthly rent is above $100 for a
bedroom apartment. So you see,
with 50M naira annual income,
you’re a million in Nigeria, but a
poor or rather, an average man in the US, UK, and Canada.

Earns 50M Naira Annually In
Nigeria Is Considered Poor In UK,
US & Canada? Let’s hear from you.

That's an argument between me and my tight paddy!!!

Drop your comment below.

How are you considered poor in USA when that money in dollars is over 120000, there are people in America that don’t receive that much in a year and they are not considered poor... 50 million is big home and abroad

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Celebrities / Re: Kodak Black Throws $100K Into The Ocean; Flushes Money Down The Toilet by Monaco2(m): 8:42pm On Jul 01
Na Wetin d juju tell am to do
Events / Re: Has Anyone Here Hired Wedding Guests In Nigeria? by Monaco2(m): 9:24pm On Jun 23
Is it possible to hire guests for a wedding in Nigeria? I’m just curious. So please don’t attack me.
I have always dreamed of having a wedding that I would be proud of. AKA posh wedding. Unfortunately I don’t have a lot of friends or know many big people and the few people I even know at all are not really posh looking (this is not an insult); what I mean is, you know, these broke guys kind of friends that you have to pay their transport back when they even manage to visit you.

So I have this question: is it possible to hire posh grooms men and a couple of posh guests (including white men and women and money sprayers to act as friends) to pose at a wedding in Nigeria?
I have read it is possible in the USA or other countries. Has anyone come across this in Nigeria?

Kevin hart wedding ringer
Sports / Re: Coca-Cola Loses $4 Billion As Ronaldo Removes Soft Drink To Endorse Water by Monaco2(m): 9:07am On Jun 16
I really don't know how to process this information. He removed a drink from the table and chose another and automatically $4bn was wiped off the company value and even prompted the to issue a statement about the gesture.

How can an individual hold so much influence over the choice of consumers like this.

If I hit him with a deal, he will be hawking the drink on the express. That's if am the CEO of coca-cola.

There can only be one GOAT and he's a tall guy

Argue with yourself and your family plus village people

That is star power for you, Kendall Jenner did the same thing to Snapchat in 2018 all she asked was ‘so does anyone else not open Snapchat’ n Dey lose over a billion dollars

Politics / Re: Lagos Residents Boo Usman Alkali Baba, Police Inspector General During Visit by Monaco2(m): 6:00pm On Jun 09
Wait o, na IGP pass abi na buhari?!? With all those motorcades
Celebrities / Re: E-money Acquires 2021 Rolls-royce Cullinan Black Badge by Monaco2(m): 7:49am On Jun 05
Dat ride na 135 million e no reach 200 million una too Dey lie

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Politics / Re: Emefiele: Nigeria To Save $3 Billion From Petroleum Imports Annually by Monaco2(m): 7:38am On Jun 05
Make all of una getat las las d money go land for one account for Switzerland


Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 12:37pm On Mar 31

I work in the health sector.
For those procedures that are not common the ogas will even order you to come and observe cos that might be the only chance you have to do practical learning.
That they were laughing might be a reaction to your own actions.

I understand dat only happens in teaching hospitals n not in private hospitals... I was told if I had insisted on them to leave they would have left


Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 12:16pm On Mar 31

They came to look so they will learn.
Not that they haven't seen enough odenjinji

Bro u were not deh o, had it been I was sound I for no gree o, they were just smiling n laughing sheepishly
Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 10:08am On Mar 31
Years back I was admitted for typhoid n malaria, I was seriously ill, got to a point I could not eat or drink water, weneva I managed to eat I throw up immediately, I realize that I was having constipation n for days i couldn’t shit embarassed, so the matron came n told me she was goin to insert a drug up my anus to soften my stool, d moment d nurses heard that Dey wanted to naked d young guy wey drive suv come u need to c d way my “private” ward was filled with small small nurses chai, my sis dat was at the reception was like where una Dey run go, una never c Wu naked b4?!? embarassed shame wan kill me but wat to do.... I gats bend yanch for dem to c sickness na bad thing bob

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari Is Internet Savvy, He Can Work From Anywhere by Monaco2(m): 5:24am On Mar 31
Lol internet wat?!? grin
Celebrities / Re: Lifestyle Audit Law: Yemi Alade Reacts by Monaco2(m): 11:55am On Mar 23
She is very correct

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Politics / Re: UK To Return £4.2 Million Ibori Loot To Nigeria by Monaco2(m): 6:16am On Mar 10
Damnnn niggarrrr

But na the same ibori....Delta people dey praise and worship

Is there something am not understanding

Ibori try for e state nai make dem Dey hail am, money wey dem loot from delta state, buhari wan use am do road e no add delta state join d road wey dem wan do... d man Dey ment
Education / Re: Abia Teachers Suspend Strike, Urge Ikpeazu To Make Salary Payment A Priority by Monaco2(m): 8:26pm On Mar 02
Y I no Dey fit Dey enter Nairaland na, abeg Mona fix dis issue
Politics / Re: Delta Clarifies Airport Concession, Approves Construction Of More Roads by Monaco2(m): 6:42am On Feb 26

Not only facelift na brazilian buttlift grin

When will u quit being deceived Chai

I am not being deceived, I no Dey support government either, dat will d last thing I do ok, but there is no way a governor can sell an airport build with 40 billion naira for 4 billion
Politics / Re: Delta Clarifies Airport Concession, Approves Construction Of More Roads by Monaco2(m): 6:06am On Feb 26

When u build a facility for 300billion rhen give it out for 4billion every 30years, what is that called Concession ko recession ni

Wat are u saying?!? Na d private company wan do the facelift n not the government
Politics / Re: Delta Clarifies Airport Concession, Approves Construction Of More Roads by Monaco2(m): 5:47am On Feb 26
Wen I read the news on Facebook dat it was sold I goggle it , I was wondering aw they got the idea it was sold cause all I saw was concession.... I was wondering aw concession equals to sales.....
Politics / Re: Imo State Government Recovers Royal Palm Estate by Monaco2(m): 5:10am On Feb 20
Bob rochas no go Dey happy this period o. Wahala b like fake virgin, dem never put priick Toto don open


Celebrities / Re: Rihanna's Topless Photo Gets Backlash From Hindu Community (Photos) by Monaco2(m): 8:41pm On Feb 17
Bob Mona chill
Foreign Affairs / Re: António Guterres Worried By Unchecked Powers Of Twitter, Facebook, Others by Monaco2(m): 5:19am On Jan 29
Dis one na Donald minion

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by Monaco2(m): 5:13am On Jan 29
I hacked her WhatsApp some months ago.
Although I've seen many chats of hers that left much to be desired, this present one is the height of it! She was chatting with her ex and they both inquired how their present relationships are going. She told him I'm not handsome. I'm really heartbroken at the moment.

He: How is your current relationship?
She: He is nice and caring just like you but not handsome.

He: Lol, how do you mean he's not handsome?
She: He's not, I can't lie to you

He: Why did you go for someone that is not handsome, o wrong naw
She: I don't even know how I fall for him jhare

He: How did you meet him?
She: He was formerly staying in our area.
She: In fact, I always find it difficult to kiss him. He's very neat o, but I don't know why I can't kiss him
It's been long I kissed and that was the last time I visited you
He: Oya come lemme kiss you.
The next thing was she sent my picture to him, maybe for the guy to see how ugly I'm.
He: But he is okay naw. Abi he's not serious with you ni? He's looking serious already sef
She: Laughing ( she sends a laughing sticker)
I felt like crying honestly

What should I do? I feel like dumping the fool

Na dia way, she still has feelings for the ex, similar thing happen to me years ago, she also sent my pic to d guy, she was even telling the guy that she still loves him n nobody can take his place in her life..... I confronted n she starts crying n begging me to forgive her
Politics / Re: Falana: Service Chiefs Nominated But Not Appointed Yet by Monaco2(m): 3:49pm On Jan 28
Wahala wa o, buhari just Dey match line back to back, nigga Dey run d country like say na e private business

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Celebrities / Re: Elizabeth Jack-rich Celebrates Her Husband, Tein T.S Jack-Rich's Birthday by Monaco2(m): 3:26pm On Jan 28
46 abi 56


Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: My Orderly Tells Me Happenings In Nigeria by Monaco2(m): 6:34am On Jan 28
So d minister of information gets his information from his police grin no wonder
Politics / Re: #EndSars: Lagos Lost N2.5billion To Lekki Tollgate Closure In 95 Days - Punch by Monaco2(m): 12:38pm On Jan 11
Nai good, after all na dem dem Dey chop d money
Business / Re: Nigeria Stock Exchange Ranked World’s Best-Performing Stock Market In 2020 by Monaco2(m): 5:14am On Dec 30, 2020
Nawa, damage control

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Crime / Re: Native Doctor Dupes Man Of N7M (Video) by Monaco2(m): 10:27am On Dec 07, 2020
Dey shout bro bro bro, Wetin u find go deh, if u Dey ur house e go scam u
Politics / Re: Borno Massacre: Army Dismisses Boko Haram’s Claim by Monaco2(m): 4:51pm On Dec 03, 2020
angry so d army don turn to he said/she said now abi
All na just to save face


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