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Romance / Re: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by Monaco2(m): 1:52pm On Apr 05, 2020
Victory662:
I've known this babe for over two months now. She's 21. Each time I try to have sex with her, she always comes up with an excuse that her mom said she will buy her a car if she marry as a virgin.

In my mind, I was contemplating dumping her or getting serious asap and tie the knot until I was shocked by the pregnancy test result I saw in her handbag.

The test is actually negative. We are on quarantine, so I still made another move after seeing the test paper and she said that fvcking same thing. Omo, I don't know what to do oo. Wether to confront her abi make I just port.

U never c her unclothedness to check if she b virgin true true

Wu come say make una change my N.akedness to unclothedness

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Patient Escapes Isolation In Osun State by Monaco2(m): 1:13pm On Apr 04, 2020
angry
Health / Re: COVID-19: US Records 1,169 Deaths In 24 Hours — Highest Single-Day Toll Globally by Monaco2(m): 7:04pm On Apr 03, 2020
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There was never a time that Mandela said this, don’t believe every thing u read because a photograph of someone famous is added to it
Politics / Re: Governor Obiano Orders Anambra Tailors To Produce Three Million Face Masks by Monaco2(m): 10:39am On Apr 03, 2020
grin I hope he knows dat u can’t just make dem anyhow, these mask need to go through expert who will make sure that the covid-19 can’t penetrate

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Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by Monaco2(m): 6:15pm On Apr 01, 2020
MRosario:
That's wrong, dowry or bride price doesn't make you legally married, it makes you traditionally married. For instance when you go to a consulate or embassy and you're asked to bring a proof of marriage, they expect a legal certificate from a certified court, not tubers of yam, or your dowry. Or is it dowry tou will show the newspapers when you want to effect a change of name?

People who wed in the church also get that certificate so y is she insisting on court weeding?!?
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by Monaco2(m): 5:05pm On Apr 01, 2020
ImaIma1:


To be legally married, you need a marriage certificate. It's either from the court or a licensed church.

I hope people understand that u are legally married if ur dowry has been paid?!? Since the guy does not want to have anything to do with court she should be understanding n go to a licensed church na
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by Monaco2(m): 4:46pm On Apr 01, 2020
ImaIma1:


She commented on the thread about it. She opted for court because it's not expensive but according to him, some elders advised him against a court wedding.


Ok but if that’s d case y is she insisting on court weeding, they can also take the ring to church n have her pastor bless the ring for them, it will be simple too
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Vera Akpan, 8-Year-Old Writes Buhari, Donates N2,350 by Monaco2(m): 1:57pm On Apr 01, 2020
Hmmm
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia's President Putin Exposed To Coronavirus - BBC by Monaco2(m): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2020
Chicagoesontop:
Putin might even know where the vaccine is , they all know what they are doing !

E no shock u say prince Charles test positive e no reach one week dem say e don well
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by Monaco2(m): 9:40am On Apr 01, 2020
ImaIma1:


The money is not the issue for him. It's the idea of a court wedding that is his problem.


U can’t be so sure cause she said either court or church weeding, she did Not say it must be a court weeding..... what I’m thinking is maybe she wants different days for the whole thing. Probably after the traditional marriage, then a few days later then the white weeding will take place which means another food n drinks, I think that’s y d guy is sticking to only traditional marriage
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by Monaco2(m): 11:45pm On Mar 31, 2020
ImaIma1:


She said church or court? Court costs next to nothing


Since it doesn’t costs much, I see no reason y she is complaining, all she need do is tell her fiancé she will pay for it
Culture / Re: Oluwo Akanbi: Infect Me With Coronavirus & Leave The Rest Of The World Out Of It by Monaco2(m): 2:24pm On Mar 31, 2020
cheesy
Wait fes o, aw federal government wan take know poorest households for naija?!?

Who wan do the statistics?!?

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Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by Monaco2(m): 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2020
Since u want white weeding so bad, u should fund it na abi Na only man money dem Dey use do weeding?!?

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Mamora Says Each Test Costs The Government ₦10,000 by Monaco2(m): 6:24am On Mar 31, 2020
So?!?

Because atiku say make Buhari pay 10k to each household nai make dis one dey say each test cost 10k, so na d 10k wey e suppose pay nai e take Dey do test so grin cheesy

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Religion / Re: Did You Go To Church Today Amidst The Coronavirus Pandemic? by Monaco2(m): 10:19am On Mar 29, 2020
spiralwedge:


Coded Shrine

How
Religion / Re: Did You Go To Church Today Amidst The Coronavirus Pandemic? by Monaco2(m): 10:08am On Mar 29, 2020
spiralwedge:


That's not a church

Wat is it then?!?
Religion / Re: Did You Go To Church Today Amidst The Coronavirus Pandemic? by Monaco2(m): 10:01am On Mar 29, 2020
Latter day saint Dey do house fellowship o, if u n other Latter Day Saint members they the same area dem go say make dem meet for one of their member house to hold service today. Wen I heard I was like una too dey do over sabi, if wu Dey infected come that house now everyone in the house don get am

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Politics / Re: #StayAtHome - Sanwo-Olu Provides Food Package For 200,000 Households In Lagos by Monaco2(m): 5:39am On Mar 28, 2020
Hmmm
Romance / Re: What/who Initiated You Into Watching Porn?? by Monaco2(m): 1:42pm On Mar 27, 2020
grin
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: Apply For Work Visas - USA Begs Medical Professionals Everywhere by Monaco2(m): 1:34pm On Mar 27, 2020
Opportunity don shelle

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Health / Re: How Much Do They Sell Face Mask And Hand Sanitizer In Your Area? by Monaco2(m): 11:19am On Mar 26, 2020
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Why Una Hate Abba Kyari? What Exactly Is His Offense? by Monaco2(m): 4:00pm On Mar 25, 2020
Hmmm
Politics / Re: COVID -19 : I Am Not Infected- Gov. Yahaya Bello by Monaco2(m): 3:59pm On Mar 25, 2020
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Protect The President By All Means. We Can’t Afford A Repeat Of The Yar’adua Era by Monaco2(m): 3:57pm On Mar 25, 2020
Hmmm
Politics / Re: COVID-19: I’m Not Infected – Kogi Gov, Bello by Monaco2(m): 3:57pm On Mar 25, 2020
We will know by next week end
Politics / Re: We Need To Protect Osibanjo Now And Fast by Monaco2(m): 3:55pm On Mar 25, 2020
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: What Abba Kyari Did In The Last 10 Days by Monaco2(m): 10:01am On Mar 25, 2020
Hmmm

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Politics / Re: Osibanjo Test Negative To Corona Virus by Monaco2(m): 10:00am On Mar 25, 2020
Ok
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Or My Boss Who Should I Choose? by Monaco2(m): 9:18am On Mar 25, 2020
Even if she had chosen the other guy, she would still be feeling this way about the boss..... u for no kuku choose anybody
Romance / Re: The Dilemma In My Life Now, Please Help, I Need Advice Please by Monaco2(m): 1:04pm On Mar 24, 2020
Vega100:

If my case was same I wouldn't even be here!!! It was the 3som thing, if it was a case of my friend has had her before, that one no concern me at all oh!!! It's just that.


Ya I understand, the girl in question u know her best, u said it urself it was bad company that she kept back then?!? U said She is everything u want in a woman, bro I hope u don’t throw away d love u deserve because it didn’t come in the container u expect it to.....
Politics / Re: Breakng!!another Virus Outbreak In China, Its Called Hantavirus by Monaco2(m): 11:13am On Mar 24, 2020
Made in China
Romance / Re: The Dilemma In My Life Now, Please Help, I Need Advice Please by Monaco2(m): 10:37am On Mar 24, 2020
My girl told me of a particular girl that a guy had sex with n gave her number to his friend to also call her n collect his share(this is very common among guys) d guy called d girl n had his share of the cookie n that was how a relationship started, he engaged her on the 14 of last month being valentine. Truth is when u know wat u want, u know wat u want so no reason anybody

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