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Sports / Re: Naomi Osaka Becomes The Highest Paid Female Athlete In History by Monaco2(m): 9:19am On May 27, 2020
My ex cheesy

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Crime / Re: White Woman Who Called Police On A Black Man Bird-watching Has Been Fired by Monaco2(m): 6:11am On May 27, 2020
Nawa
Crime / Re: Lady Who Was 'stripped' For Rejecting Boyfriend's Proposal Gets Engaged To His F by Monaco2(m): 6:10am On May 27, 2020
They were dating in secret
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Nigerian Airports Set For Reopening, Passengers Issued Warnings by Monaco2(m): 5:02am On May 27, 2020
Thank God o, mans can travel now

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Crime / Re: George Floyd: Minnesota Police Officers Fired After Death Of Unarmed Black Man by Monaco2(m): 4:55am On May 27, 2020
Hmmmm, the way these police men/women they physically they abuse black men during arrest is very frightening, most of the videos I watch d men will not resist arrest but still they use force on them but if it’s a white man they tread softly, I watched a clip of a white man using knife to chase police men, d idiots were just saying “ put the knife down sir” but if na black man dem for shoot am

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Buhari Didn’t Reverse Appointments, 150 Memos - Garba Shehu by Monaco2(m): 4:52am On May 27, 2020
Lies lies n more lies, we knew dat Buhari was just a puppet, now u guys are trying to do damage control, buhari was never in charge, mr abba has always been the one calling the shots

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Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by Monaco2(m): 4:22am On May 25, 2020
Davash222:
I'm just wondering what Cynthia Morgan bought from Jude that she's owing him 40Million dollars.


He meant naira not dollars
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reaches Out To Cynthia Morgan, Offers To Help by Monaco2(m): 3:48pm On May 24, 2020
Davido to d rescue, ma G cool

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Politics / Re: Yunusa Yellow: Bashir Ahmad Retracts His Statement, Condemns The Act by Monaco2(m): 10:54am On May 23, 2020
He knew about the case, he only made a u turn after several bashing

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Travel / Re: 11 Trucks Of Almajirai Entering Cross River Intercepted By Task Force by Monaco2(m): 10:30am On May 21, 2020
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Travel / Re: 11 Trucks Of Almajirai Entering Cross River Intercepted By Task Force by Monaco2(m): 10:27am On May 21, 2020
Wetin dem Dey find na?!? Dey should remain up north shuoo angry, not even 1 truck o 11 nawa. Delta state repatriated two trucks last week na only God know Wetin these northerners Dey plan

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Health / Re: 22-year-old Coronavirus Patient Gives Birth To Twins At LUTH by Monaco2(m): 3:29pm On May 19, 2020
Na this one Dey reign now, giving birth in isolation centers
Family / Re: My Husband's Family Is Sucking Him Dry by Monaco2(m): 3:02pm On May 19, 2020
Anni3e:
Hi, I have been married for 9 years now, the problem I have with my husband is that his family members keep sucking him dry and the way he neglects us his immediate family.

He is the first child of 7 children, his siblings even the married ladies keep asking him for money. He keeps spending money on them and their husbands. His brothers keep crying they are broke, they keep leeching off him.

His two junior brothers that always ask him for money, one of them built a house in Port Harcourt and the other one built a big house in the village. Still they won't let him rest.

His married sisters are the worst. If they cough they would call him to send money, every minor thing they would expect money. Just this evening his sister called him to ask for money. We don't have a house of our own, I keep telling my husband to stop giving in to all their demands and invest the money on something, he would say I am turning him against his family.

We have 2 kids and I have told him we need to start saving for their future, I pay the electricity bill, foodstuffs, and most times the children school fees, he pays the house rent and rarely keeps money for home upkeep, he sometimes drops two thousand and that's it for the whole week. He always complains he has no more, but once his family calls him he sends money immediately.

I have saved enough to buy a land and I am not planning to include his name in the property. I don't know what to deal with, his family entitlement mentality or the way he neglects the kids and I and treat us like outsiders.

I am really pissed off and tired.

Sorry for the long post.


Buy ur land n don’t include his name, if u do u will regret it... it’s funny ur story is just like dat of someone close to me, they have no land of their own yet the husband bought a big plot of land for his brother... the story many but let me not let the cat out of the bag.... truth is chances of him changing anytime soon are slim

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Romance / Re: 50-year-old Woman Who Looks Like A Teenager Breaks The Internet With Her Photos by Monaco2(m): 2:24pm On May 19, 2020
Wow, I have seen several pictures of older ladies looking younger n believed it the moment I saw dem cause I must see something that will give dem away that they are actually old, but u see this one right here I’m having my doubts, she look too cute n too much of a teenager to be FITY grin
Science/Technology / Re: Rare Dinosaur That Roamed Antarctica 110 Million Yrs Ago Found In Australia (Pix by Monaco2(m): 12:49pm On May 19, 2020
E good

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Politics / Re: Lagos Speaker, Obasa, Gives Mistress N34m To Organise Media, CSO Parley - SR by Monaco2(m): 12:03pm On May 19, 2020
Inside life, it’s funny how I’m still surprised wheneva I read news of how our politicians steal public funds.... it’s like there is no politician in Nigeria that is satisfied with their salaries n allowances... it’s a shame n this too will b swept under the carpet n a week from now it will b forgotten

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Family / Re: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by Monaco2(m): 5:52am On May 18, 2020
Ope88:
Please don't read and pass, also Pardon all my typo, I'm typing out of duress.

I am from a family of six, 3 girls, 1 boy including my parents.
I had a horrible childhood experience, My Mum (no thanks to her) was something I can't quantify, I can't start writing every of the things she did and I can't say If the religion she practiced contributed largely to the devilish attitude she put up while growing up.

My mum has no good record anywhere, in the church, with the neighbours, with her siblings, we the children, her in laws and even at work, She was always at war with people, if she dreams that someone was trying to attack her in the dream, if she sees the person the following day, she was ready to attack the person.

Also, she would curse her children at any slightest provocation and leave only my brother out(last born and spoilt), She doesn't have any good relationship with her siblings and won't allow my dad visit his family member, I remembered them (Mum and dad) always saying this (don't be unequally yoked together with unbelievers). To them anyone who isn't a Christian (deeper life) is not supposed to be associated with.. My dad on countless occasion will call his mum a witch just because she was a Muslim and one of the oloyes of allasalatu(Muslims will understand this) and had nothing to do with his family members.

This went on and on like this until my elder sister moved out of the house and in the process of trying to find her feet, she got pregnant and my mom practically tormented her life, she later got married to the man, and for that act alone, she's always at logger heads with my sister and her husband..

Later, I got married and then my younger sister followed suit, leaving my dad, herself and my younger brother (whom I have disowned).

Ever since the three of us got happily married, and left the home, my dad slipped into severe depression. Although he has been depressed given lots of things he encountered, job loss, no social interaction, unforgiveness amongst others, it became severe when all his female children left, then from severe depressgion, he started having mental issues, he would wake up and leave the house talking to himself, or start preaching and going out of point with anyone he finds on the street, sometimes he would leave and come home at night, my younger brother who is supposed to comfort and help him, treats him with disdain, my mum who is supposed to check mate his excesses would leave him to his folly and now he has started standing up to her and everyone else in the house..

At 26, he doesn't know his bearing and obviously we have been seeing signs of him wanting to inherit the houses my father built in the same compound.. (and we have noticed that my mum has been making him understand that every of the property belongs to him).

The last straw which broke the camel's back happened one week ago, my elder sister ( who is 9 year older than him) took advantage of the lockdown and visited my father, he is usually exited when we are around him whc helps his severe moodiness. There and then an argument broke out between my sister and my brother, she asked why my brother was insulting our mum for an action that happened in the compound, he beat my sister up and her three children and boasted that, the rest of us (my sister and I) dare not do anything and that by the way we must stop coming to the house, that if he sees any of us He will beat us up, My mum who was supposed to resolve the matter started blaming my sister, asking her why she always love to come visiting, that she's supposed to be in her husband's house or father in laws place and immediately called her hubby to come pick her.

Its been one week my sister left for her house, my daddy who enjoyed her company when she was present started misbehaving again at home. He started roaming, he started cursing everyone.

The reason I'm writing is this, my dad is no where to be found, he left the house yesterday Friday 15th May 2020 and was last seen in ITAMAGA IKORODU, we keep trying his number but he is not picking and now his number is switched off, I'm sure he is still wandering about.

My sisters and I have decided that even when he is found(by God's grace) we do not what him to go back living with my mum and brother.

What other alternatives do we have to care for him, as his own siblings are not happy with him either for abandoning them and their mum (his own mum),, when they needed him the most..


I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG POST.. PLEASE HELP ME.



Modified..... My dad has been found today Sunday, 17th May 2020, my sweet mother (elder sister) found her, she has been on her feet since he went missing, luckily he was found but in a terrible state, I saw him via video calls and I wept, he can't recognize even my sister again, and just muttering some words we don't understand, he closes his eyes while saying this and asked everyone to go and leave him, he looks so faint and weak and would not leave where he his...My sister has called his siblings and she's waiting for the next line of ACTION from them.

I'll keep updating the house with reports from our end..


First how many houses does ur father own?!?
Secondly, so u guys could not get ur brother arrested or call ur husbands to give him the beating of his life?!?
Ur mama go begin c d real character of his monster son dat she created n very soon una go hear say he beat her

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Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Monaco2(m): 5:40am On May 18, 2020
funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.


What really is the color of ur problem?!? U better do away with her now because if u marry her, she will do worse, a neighbors cousin a full grown man in his late forties heard that his wife slapped his mom an old woman n did nothing... the younger brother of the man had to travel from delta state to lagos to give the lady the beating of her life for slapping their mother.... if u no leave this girl she will do this to ur mom someday n ur ancestors will hold u responsible as the one who slapped ur mom
Romance / Re: Help And Save My 2yr Relationship Pls by Monaco2(m): 7:51pm On May 16, 2020
Maxi2020:


She's 26

Ok, u should ask her if she is sexually attracted to female
Romance / Re: Help And Save My 2yr Relationship Pls by Monaco2(m): 1:16pm On May 16, 2020
How old is she
Food / Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Monaco2(m): 7:29am On May 16, 2020
C as almost all of una Dey talk nonsense, y una feel say person wey eat monkey fit eat human?!?
Dats foolishness.... monkey na very sweet meat n e no bad at all if person kill am chop, even dog wey dem Dey use do pet sef pipo Dey eat am not to talk of correct bush meat mtcheew Mona park well joor, una too Dey misbehave shuo, China wey develop pass una by far Dey chop anything una wey Dey back back Dey talk trash, some sef Dey swear for d guy because he kill bush meat chop, una no well at all o

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Culture / Re: Who Knows Any Igbo Name That Starts With Letter P? by Monaco2(m): 1:20pm On May 15, 2020
Una just Dey make person laff grin which one b paEmeka psquare grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Monaco2(m): 3:12pm On May 09, 2020
grin
dazzlingd:


cheesy u were about to mutate, or maybe zombie things
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Monaco2(m): 3:10pm On May 09, 2020
Kevinsamba:
I too was at home alone one day
Sleeping actually when I Got a resounding slap on my right cheek my head felt heavy after some minutes I got up and was still alone I became afraid instanta. And you know the funny thing is that the cheek that received the slap was the cheek I was sleeping on therefore it wasn't even possible for someone to slap me on it.


Things are happening o

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Monaco2(m): 2:55pm On May 09, 2020
It was over 10 years ago I was in the living room reading wen all of a sudden my neck began to bend to one side, I was scared cus I was alone I thought I was going to die n all that came to my mind were my mom n siblings, I tried using my hands to straighten my head but all to no avail naso my eyes begin b like say e wan tear.... as I was passing out I was hearing voices saying hold e leg hold e hand hmmmmm. Woke up hours later on the floor with my hands stretched out to each side on top of two cushions.... till this day I still don’t know wat happened

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Monaco2(m): 2:53pm On May 09, 2020
Ellegacy:
I came home to my parents house because of the pandemic. Their's this Uniosun babe that stays alone besides our house. Have being eyeing her.

I eventually had the confidence to talk to her. She invited me for a sleep over that very same day.! Was so happy that have imagined how things will get played.

After the romance and stuff and we're about to have sex, that when she told me she has only had sex once and she was raped. I didn't believe her and I told her to show me her V. She was very tight and I only see a very tiny hole.

I was determined to do it no matter what. That where she brought her demand. She said she's scared of the pain that I should let her sleep first thereafter I should force her when she's asleep.

All I could hear was RAPE! I behave myself and slept off. I showed myself out in the morning

Na Deh relationship for end?!? grin

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Monaco2(m): 7:51pm On May 08, 2020
Administration1:
When the Babcock video surfaced, I was watching it in Church after equipment testing for broadcast of Shiloh, when this young girl caught me watching it even though I reduced screen brightness, she just stared at me laughingly.
On our way home, she openly told all the people I used to drop that she's going to her Aunty's house along my street.

Dude, this girl made me Bleep her in my car as I was cumming, she pulled out my dick and sucked the whole cum. guys you should get a girl to try it out. The feeling is outta this world

Is she a teenager?!?

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Monaco2(m): 7:30pm On May 08, 2020
Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM grin
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

Is she Nigerian ?!? cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Monaco2(m): 7:28pm On May 08, 2020
Ok here goes
There was this girl that has a friend in my hostel back then, her friend was my pet daughter..... one night she came to my room n was complaining to me that her friends boyfriend is asking her out n that when ever the three of them are sleeping d guy always rubs his hand on her n dat she does not know how to tell her friend, long story short I asked her to spend the night in my room... she was complaining about waist pain n asked me to massage her... naso I begin massage waist o.... from there I say make I press yanch to c her reaction... babe no react o.. i press yanch again she no react naso I turn her over n press her bresss she still no react hmmmm na den I confirm am say she wan fvck naso I pull her jeans n pants begin fvck her like madt o..... while on it her friend came knocking on my door calling her name naso babe hold me close saying don’t answer don’t answer her with moaning voice o wink she cum use her too hands take spread her legs wider while she kept shaking uncontrollably n her friend came again babe said the same thing hmmmm I can still remember how she sounded. Next morning my pet daughter begin give me attitude cus she knew wat had happened but she got over it eventually

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Politics / Re: Muaz Magaji Tests Positive For COVID-19 After Sack For Celebrating Kyari's Death by Monaco2(m): 12:49pm On May 07, 2020
When the roll is called up yonder.......
Ask not for whom the bell tolls

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Politics / Re: NGF: Security Agents Must Stop Violation Of Interstate Lockdown by Monaco2(m): 7:31am On May 07, 2020
grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Begs IMF, World Bank To Cancel Nigeria’s Debts by Monaco2(m): 7:51pm On May 04, 2020
Wait fes o, aw did imf n world bank got so much money, asin who deposit money give dem wey dem Dey loan give pipo...?!?


If dem cancel naija debt d way this government go take loot billions eehhhn

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