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Politics › Re: IBB Has Yarn .....? Breaking News by monkautos(m): 10:42pm On Mar 12, 2015
Apc and propanganda...na wa o....nothing wey i no go hear for this election
Politics › How Buhari Became A Nigerian Army Officer Cadet And Not Amere Recruit In 1961 by monkautos(op): 10:34pm On Mar 12, 2015
For those who don’t understand how admission into the Army worked in the early-mid 60s.
In order to get admitted as an officer cadet of the Nigerian Army, a candidate needed a minimum
pass in both math and English, if not, he joined as a recruit.
Doubt it, show one officer cadet who joined between 1960-1964 with a certificate showing “F” in
either subject.
Buhari took his WASC exam in 1961 and got an F9 in Maths.
Knowing he was ineligible to enlist as an officer cadet if his WASC was tendered, Buhari willfully
lied and said he was yet to get his WASC results.
Letters were then written on his behalf stating he was awaiting said results which were expected to
include a pass in math and english, thus fulfilling these requirements.
On the basis of these letters, Buhari enlisted as an Officer Cadet (2nd Lieutenant) and not a non-
commissioned officer (a recruit), who could at best become a Warrant Officer 1.
So while Buhari did sit for WASC, his grades were such that he never tendered his certificate as
required because his results were below minimum acceptable standards.
In other words, as far as his professional career was concerned, he had no certificate.
So those asking how it’s possible to get an F9 in maths and yet have no certificate, you have your
answer.
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Business › Mini Importation by monkautos(op): 2:33pm On Mar 03, 2015
mini importation.
Mini importation is not as difficult as people make it look. In fact what
people call mini importation, is online shopping in ordinary terms. It is
synonymous to buying from konga.com or jumia.com. The only thing that
makes us call this one importation is because in this case; the shop you are
buying from is not in this country it might even be from outside Africa. To
become a good mini importer, all you need to do is to follow these steps.
1. Know what you want: this is very important, but a lot of people fail to
recognize this fact and then they fail into problems during transactions.
Online shopping companies at all times provides us with a large pool of goods
in whatever area you are interested in. If you are not specific on what you
want from a particular shopping company, you might end up getting confused
and at the end you lose your money –because you paid for what you don’t
like.
2. Check the description: do not be in a hurry to add a particular item to
your shopping cart without first checking the description. Many online
shopping companies have short description for any item that is up for sale.
When next you are surfing for an item you need in a shopping site, please try
and check its description and be convinced that this is actually what you
want to buy.
3. Build a relationship with the seller: This is very important step in
purchasing goods online. Many a time people make the mistake of paying for a
product without making necessary inquiries from the supplier about the
product. And at the end they fall for fake goods or a fake supplier.
Whenever you want to buy a particular product, it is paramount that you
establish a strong relationship, between you and the supplier. You can
achieve this by either calling his mobile or sending him messages through the
online shopping site. Note that not all shopping site accepts a third party
payment, some of them sell goods directly to the buyer. Whenever you are in
a site that sells directly to its customer, try and read its agreement before
sale. In this agreement, there is a provision that gives you a specific amount
of time to access the goods before accepting it. For those other sites that
allows third party payment, please make sure you request to pay through
third party. Third party payment allows you to inspect the item on sale
before finalizing the deal. So be wise!
4. Bargaining: as a business man or woman you are most interested in
maximizing profits, so you should be looking for a place where you can get
items at the most reduced cost. It is not bad to bargain. When you see the
price for a particular product, don’t just rush to place an order without
bargaining with the seller. Make sure the price you are getting such product
is the cheapest you can find. Other business men or women likes those who
bargain, it shows that the person understand what business is. So, don’t be
afraid. Bargain!
5. Shipping: this is the last and most vital step. No matter how smart you
have been in the market, if you goods do not get to you, then you have not
made any reasonable transaction. Yes, you can meet your supplier for the
shipping details available. I will still try to throw more light on the
shipping requirements. UPS covers so many places, but it is very expensive to
ship with, so be careful. DHL does not cover many areas, but in case you
location is included in places it can ship to; DHL is cheaper and also fast.
Both UPS and DHL do not take more than three days before one receive his
parcel. China post is the cheapest to ship with, but it takes up to 30 days
for one to receive his parcel. If you are buying from china you can consider
using shipping companies like CHRISVICMALL INTERNATIONAL, you can pay in
naira, it is cheap to ship through them and you parcel would take just about
7 days to get to you. If you are buying from the U.S you can buy from
CIRCUIT ATLANTIC, they buy goods for you from whichever online shopping
company, then they add the cost of shipping to the cost of goods and they
deliver goods in 7 days also; moreover you can pay in naira.
Online shopping companies you can import from.
www.aliexpress.com : they act as a third party agent between the buyer
and the supplier. This is where you get Chinese product at its cheapest rate.
You can also get products from other countries, but it might not be as cheap
as Chinese product.
www.amazon.com : they sell all variety of goods from electronics to books
both old and new. But they are cheaper for American products.
www.ebay.com : eBay is an online auction site, they specialize in auctioning,
and so to make purchase from them you would have to carefully study its
auction market.
www.dhgate.com : this site is very similar to the aliexpress.com; it
operates like aliexpress and has all the features of aliexpress.
www.ipmart.com this site mainly sell phone, it is easy to use and offers
very cheap products.
They are numerous online shopping sites, available in every part of the
world, though I always advise people to stick with the one that works for
them. Thanks
If you have any question or you want clarification about anything, go to:
www.emmjoach..com and fill the contact form. Please remember to
state your problem in the form.
Business › Re: Automotive Diagnostics A Sure Way To Financial Freedom by monkautos(op): 2:31pm On Mar 03, 2015
Nice one
Business › Automotive Diagnostics A Sure Way To Financial Freedom by monkautos(op): 2:27pm On Mar 03, 2015
N.B www.emmyjoach..com is providing free online training for those interested. The online
training also includes guide on how to perform practicals with the equipments.
The definition for automotive diagnosis involves both words; automotive and diagnosis. Automotive
means anything relating or concerned with motor vehicles while diagnosis is defined as the
identification of the nature and causes of certain phenomena. The literal meaning of automotive
diagnosis as described above can further mean in more realistic term; the use of various automotive
detecting equipments, to troubleshoot and identify problems associated with motor cars. In previous
years automotive technicians proffered solutions to many car repair questions from just assessing the
symptoms related to motor cars and then giving the customers professional advice from a large
knowledge base of past experience. But with advent of modern diagnostic equipment, automotives can
better be analyzed using more precise analytic process.
Furthermore, because of the continuous incidents related to car theft automotive manufacturing
companies has resorted to using tighter security in making sure that the men of the underworld finds
it very difficult to steal cars. In as much as the automotive manufacturing companies designs cars
with tighter security, these companies have not failed to carry automotive technician along with their
latest designs. The onus then lies on the technician to making sure that he is not left out in the
present development going on in the automotive industries.
All along the role of the automotive technician in the present automotive manufacturing environment
has been highlighted to a large extent but it is also worthy to note that with little training a lay
person can become an expert in automotive diagnostics. To be an expert in automotive diagnosis, a lay
person can be trained on the basics in automotive which he can combine with a little knowledge on
computer appreciation followed by hard work.
IMPORTANCE OF AUTOMOTIVE DIAGNOSTICS TRAINING SEMINARS
Nigeria is the second largest automotive market in Africa and also has a projected automotive market
growth of more than 40% in 2015, It is so clear that the sky is just the starting point for any
individual or organization that delves into the automotive industry in Nigeria. The advantage that
comes with becoming proficient in auto diagnostics is just very overwhelming and the financial benefit
an individual or an organization makes from auto diagnosis is quite handsome. The importance becoming
proficient in automotive diagnostics includes the following.
Financial benefits: It costs 5000naira to scan a car and it can cost up to 80000naira to reprogram a
car transponder system. So a person with knowledge of scanning and key reprogramming obviously has
no problem with finance.
Creation of Employment:No doubt the automotive industry provides ample employment opportunity for
all class of individual in the labor market. With good knowledge on auto diagnosis the problem of
unemployment in the part of the trainee has been eliminated.
Building a large intellectual capacity on automotive diagnosis: With proper training acquired on
automotive diagnosis from the automotive trainers, a trainee can turn out to be a trainer in the
nearest future or serve as a resource person in the field of automotive diagnosis; these can be a source
of income and societal relevance.
Beating the other job applicants: Well without pointing it out, it is clear that a good knowledge of
the automotive industry gives you an edge over other job applicants looking for the same kind of job.
It is also important to note that with the latest government intervention on the development of
automotive industry, in the nearest future many companies world start coming to Nigeria and they
would seek capable hands. So it is far rewarding for individuals willing to work in a multinational
automotive companies like Toyota, Nissan or ford to acquire the right skills needed for the job.
Visit www.emmyjoach..com and fill the contact form. Stating your request in the message
field.
Autos › Automotive Diagnostics A Sure Way To Financial Freedom by monkautos(op): 2:21pm On Mar 03, 2015
N.B www.emmyjoach..com is providing free online training for those interested. The online
training also includes guide on how to perform practicals with the equipments.
The definition for automotive diagnosis involves both words; automotive and diagnosis. Automotive
means anything relating or concerned with motor vehicles while diagnosis is defined as the
identification of the nature and causes of certain phenomena. The literal meaning of automotive
diagnosis as described above can further mean in more realistic term; the use of various automotive
detecting equipments, to troubleshoot and identify problems associated with motor cars. In previous
years automotive technicians proffered solutions to many car repair questions from just assessing the
symptoms related to motor cars and then giving the customers professional advice from a large
knowledge base of past experience. But with advent of modern diagnostic equipment, automotives can
better be analyzed using more precise analytic process.
Furthermore, because of the continuous incidents related to car theft automotive manufacturing
companies has resorted to using tighter security in making sure that the men of the underworld finds
it very difficult to steal cars. In as much as the automotive manufacturing companies designs cars
with tighter security, these companies have not failed to carry automotive technician along with their
latest designs. The onus then lies on the technician to making sure that he is not left out in the
present development going on in the automotive industries.
All along the role of the automotive technician in the present automotive manufacturing environment
has been highlighted to a large extent but it is also worthy to note that with little training a lay
person can become an expert in automotive diagnostics. To be an expert in automotive diagnosis, a lay
person can be trained on the basics in automotive which he can combine with a little knowledge on
computer appreciation followed by hard work.
IMPORTANCE OF AUTOMOTIVE DIAGNOSTICS TRAINING SEMINARS
Nigeria is the second largest automotive market in Africa and also has a projected automotive market
growth of more than 40% in 2015, It is so clear that the sky is just the starting point for any
individual or organization that delves into the automotive industry in Nigeria. The advantage that
comes with becoming proficient in auto diagnostics is just very overwhelming and the financial benefit
an individual or an organization makes from auto diagnosis is quite handsome. The importance becoming
proficient in automotive diagnostics includes the following.
Financial benefits: It costs 5000naira to scan a car and it can cost up to 80000naira to reprogram a
car transponder system. So a person with knowledge of scanning and key reprogramming obviously has
no problem with finance.
Creation of Employment:No doubt the automotive industry provides ample employment opportunity for
all class of individual in the labor market. With good knowledge on auto diagnosis the problem of
unemployment in the part of the trainee has been eliminated.
Building a large intellectual capacity on automotive diagnosis: With proper training acquired on
automotive diagnosis from the automotive trainers, a trainee can turn out to be a trainer in the
nearest future or serve as a resource person in the field of automotive diagnosis; these can be a source
of income and societal relevance.
Beating the other job applicants: Well without pointing it out, it is clear that a good knowledge of
the automotive industry gives you an edge over other job applicants looking for the same kind of job.
It is also important to note that with the latest government intervention on the development of
automotive industry, in the nearest future many companies world start coming to Nigeria and they
would seek capable hands. So it is far rewarding for individuals willing to work in a multinational
automotive companies like Toyota, Nissan or ford to acquire the right skills needed for the job.
Visit www.emmyjoach..com and fill the contact form. Stating your request in the message
field.
Politics › Re: Mr President Live In AIT Again With The Youth by monkautos(m): 10:57pm On Mar 01, 2015
buhari chose chattam house...our presido chose lagos....doesnt dat make enough difference

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Buhari's Bow Tie Sparks Religious Debate by monkautos(op): 7:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
hmmmm...... we dey
Politics › Buhari's Bow Tie Sparks Religious Debate by monkautos(op): 7:34pm On Feb 16, 2015
The bow tie worn by the All Progressives’ Congress (APC) presidential
candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, in recent campaign photographs may have
raised worries over the retired general’s religious views, a diplomat has told
THISDAY.
Buhari had last week met with Catholic Bishops in Abuja. At the meeting,
the APC candidate allayed fears of an agenda to Islamise Nigeria, if elected
president, describing the allegations of extremism levelled against him as
baseless.
However, a diplomat from one of the Arab-speaking countries told THISDAY
that the decision of the APC candidate to wear a bow tie may be a
reflection of his strong Islamic beliefs.
Spokesman for the Buhari Campaign Organisation, Mallam Garba Shehu,
however, said there was nothing unusual with the bow tie. He was quick to
add that the photograph was taken long before he became Buhari’s media
manager and therefore could not comment on why a bow tie was chosen.
He promised to “cross check and get back.”
Elaborating on the photograph, the diplomat said, “I don’t know why (he)
Buhari chose a bow tie. But we know that radical Muslims don’t wear neck
ties out of the belief that it is Haram (sin).
“Such Muslims believe that the neck tie looks like a cross, which Christians
consider the most important spiritual symbol of their faith, reason they
don’t wear it.
“However, when it becomes absolutely necessary to wear a tie, such Muslims
simply go for bow ties,” said the envoy.
The diplomat who didn’t want his name in print, was quick to add that
millions of Muslims around the world, including himself, wear neck ties,
“not minding the religious theories surrounding its origin.”
He said, “We have great Muslim professionals like lawyers, bankers and
security operatives who wear neck ties.”
Buhari had in 2002 reportedly urged Muslims to vote for only Muslim
candidates. The report had portrayed the retired general as a
fundamentalist, an impression he has been fighting hard to change.
The APC candidate has been accused by rival Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)
of harbouring a religious agenda. PDP has also accused APC of supporting the
terrorist organisation Boko Haram.
THISDAY gathered that one of the strategies adopted by Buhari’s handlers
to woo Christian voters, particularly in the South-east and South-south was
to capture him in a suit and tie.
The handlers also released another campaign photograph of the retired
general in traditional Igbo attire, apparently to appeal to the Igbo who have
a block vote in the five South-east states.
The campaign photographs had Buhari and his running mate Prof. Yemi
Osinbajo in suit.
In the photograph, Buhari was decked in black suit, a white shirt, a black
bow tie and a pair of designer glasses. Osinbajo, a professor of law, had a
black suit on, a white shirt, and a dotted red tie.
This is the first time Buhari, who ran for the presidency in 2003, 2007 and
2011, would brand himself in suit and tie.
In the three previous elections, the 72-year old retired general used baban
riga (flowing robes) and cap for his campaign posters.
However, according to the diplomat, Buhari’s preference for a bow tie to a
neck tie may have backfired.
He pointed to the United States where members of the islamic religious
movement, Nation of Islam (NOI), do not wear neck ties.
Such NOI members, he said, include former world boxing champion Muhammed
Ali, Malcolm X and NOI leader and world famous Islamic preacher, Loius
Farrakhan.
THISDAY checks revealed that some Christians prefer bow ties over neck ties
as a matter of style. For radical muslims, however, said the diplomat, “it is
a matter of faith versus fashion.”
The diplomat claimed that Buhari may have settled for a bow tie “to strike
a balance between achieving some degree of acceptance among Christians and
not offending the religious sensibilities of certain category of muslims.”
He said, “Look at the former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN),
(Sanusi Lamido Sanusi), before his appointment as the Emir of Kano, he
(Sanusi) was a professional banker but never wore a neck tie.
“Due to Sanusi’s strict Islamic upbringing and education, he had to always
make do with bow ties,” claimed the diplomat.
He told THISDAY that Shitte muslims don’t wear neck ties for religious and
ideological reasons. Iran is home of Shitte muslims.
“After the 1979 Islamic revolution in Iran overthrew the monarchy, the
country’s new spiritual leader, Ayatollah Khomeni, banned neck and bow ties.
“Till date, most Iranians, including President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, wear
suits but leave the collars of their shirts open,” he declared.

source: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/buhari-s-bow-tie-sparks-religious-debate/201944/
Webmasters › Re: POST -your- Website/blog- For- REVIEW by monkautos(m): 7:34am On Feb 16, 2015
Politics › Re: Govt. May Shift Polls By Six Weeks - Dailytimes by monkautos(m): 7:51am On Feb 03, 2015
apc, always winning in the media since 1961
media propaganda. wait till after elections. and do not come with those your regular statements i.e the election was marred with irregularities
Politics › Re: Buhari Not Attending ChannelsTV Debate by monkautos(m):
yerimastyle:
and u call this change ...zombies follow ing their general like dumblina
i wonder
Politics › Re: Buhari Not Attending ChannelsTV Debate by monkautos(m): 9:54am On Feb 02, 2015
Debate or no debate I have decided
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Explodes Again Says Buhari Will Win. by monkautos(m): 11:58am On Jan 25, 2015
obj you and military mafia has dealt with Nigeria. collecting our freedom abeg go rest jor. u are not Nigeria's Abraham and very soon u would be irrelevant.

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