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Jobs/Vacancies / Career Interns Request For Job Profiling by monkautos(m): 3:19pm On Jul 28, 2016
Dear Candidate,

Sequel to your application for a job role in the Talent Recruitment Project of the INTERNS, you have been scheduled for a Job Profiling Session.

The Job Profiling Session is to assess your competencies across various roles so as to determine your area of best-fit.

Date:          Friday, 29th July, 2016
Time:          10:00am Prompt
Venue:         #18 Esomo Close, Opposite White House Hotel, Off Toyin Street, Ikeja, Lagos

Kindly respond to this mail confirming your availability which would be the only basis for admission.

i got this message from career interns...i dont know much about the firm even after googling it. please o...any help from the house?
Politics / Re: Agf Lists;saraki,akpabio , Daniel, Odili, For Fresh Probe, In Ex Gov Fraud Cases by monkautos(m): 9:46am On Jul 28, 2016
jahsharon:
The battle has just begun. The battle between the looting elite and the poor masses has begun with the people's general leading the war against the heartless looters.
oga stop deceiving yourself it is a battle between pdp and apc

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Education / Re: Auchi Poly 2016-2017 Admission List by monkautos(m): 2:45pm On Jul 27, 2016
this is for last year abeg....no kill some people here
Politics / Re: Emefiele To Senate: Nigeria’s Economy In Deep Crisis by monkautos(m): 4:28pm On Jul 20, 2016
mrkayusfit:
The performance of this man has been woeful ever since he was unmeritedly picked by GEJ to replace emir sanusi. The economy is nosediving under his watch and all he has to offer are continuos excuses. I hope buhari sacks him asap and replace him with a competent Cbn governor
zombie why didnt buhari reappoint someone else

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Politics / Re: Eleme Youths Blast Avengers Over Lie On Oil Installation Attack In Community by monkautos(m): 10:22am On Jul 08, 2016
dhuthraki:

This is exactly what is going to happen. Only the ipodian fools on the internet will then continue to support them
All these small small boys......nairaland should add age as a yard stick for joining the forum...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Want To Know Abt Energy Commission Of Nigeria(ecn) And Their Pay Packages by monkautos(m): 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2016
Training allowance can take up to 200k to 750k depending on the training and depending on where you hold the training....as in Nigeria or abroad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Want To Know Abt Energy Commission Of Nigeria(ecn) And Their Pay Packages by monkautos(m): 1:07pm On Jul 03, 2016
The commission pays about 105 k for fresh graduates with level 8
After one to two years you will be promoted to level 9..so many benefits: training packages differ
Accommodation is available depending on the place you were posted
Guy I am over interested
My no 07068993251
Mail...emmyjoach@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Avengers Reveal REAL Identities Of Members Allegedly Arrested by monkautos(m): 9:36am On Jul 03, 2016
It looks like police is becoming better than some agencies like DSS, efcc, icpc and even the Nigeria army

Police is our friend

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Politics / Re: Avengers Reveal REAL Identities Of Members Allegedly Arrested by monkautos(m): 9:34am On Jul 03, 2016
DSS the most incompetent security outfit in nigeria
Politics / Dasuki The Biggest Nigerian Thief by monkautos(m): 8:50am On Jun 15, 2016
There have been various argument about the $2.1 bill scandal. While some people believe it is the right step in the right direction, others are of the opinion that the present government is just wasting so much time and energy in the probe. Well, I would like to break it out mathematically so that we can see how much we need to complete fight.

From all indications, various sections of the media is of the opinion that col. Sambo dasuki misappropriated a whooping sum of #400bill. But so far the amount of money that has been traced to different account does not even add up to #10bill. What does that mean? It means that it took the federal government about 5 months to discover the whereabouts of #10bill while we have another #390bill which has not been accounted for. There are 39 #10bill yet to go, meaning it might take another 195 months approximately 16 years three months to completely find the whereabouts of the remaining sum.

With all these figures, what can I conclude? Maybe nothing or maybe I just like playing with figures. But I ask you a very salient question. Is it worth the time and energy? Or is it another ploy to distract the citizens from the present hardship? I don’t know what to say. But I know one thing…16 years is a long time. You be the judge.
http://emmyjoach..com.ng/2016/06/dasukigate.html
Politics / Re: May PDP Never Return To Power For 219 Years. by monkautos(m): 7:49am On Mar 31, 2016
the op is just foolish.....instead of praying for better days he is attacking a party. nigeria when you grow from attacking party to attacking the individuals

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Health / Re: PHOTOS: Hospital Found In Etinan, Akwa Ibom State by monkautos(m): 2:35pm On Mar 25, 2016
i have been dere oga...go inside

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Politics / Re: Again, I Ask... by monkautos(m): 1:13pm On Mar 25, 2016
The RCC trucks you are seeing is for 9th mile enugu-onitsha express way by pass, the project is by the state government not federal
Politics / Re: Nnpc: Auditor General Is Wrong On N3.2t Allegation by monkautos(m): 7:41am On Mar 17, 2016
for nine months now....i have only been hearing big big figures syphoned...personally am tired of listening to words I want to see action

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Politics / Re: Please Nairalanders!!! How Much Is Petrol In Your Area?????? by monkautos(m): 7:18pm On Mar 08, 2016
nnewi
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Politics / Re: How Buhari Managed Ptf by monkautos(m): 12:45pm On Feb 27, 2016
buhari should defend himself o
Politics / Re: Photo Of A Hilarious Cartoon About Tompolo By The Punch Newspaper by monkautos(m): 1:30pm On Feb 26, 2016
i dont understand...is it not the same tompolo all security agencies have been looking for in almost a month now without any reasonable achievement
the first pics should be now....the second before

because tompolo was so easy to handle and toss around before now

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Politics / Re: Who Is Your Best President So Far? by monkautos(m): 2:30pm On Feb 24, 2016
3 na

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Business / Re: The Truth We All Must Face Before We Can Move Forward As A Nation by monkautos(m): 10:07am On Feb 18, 2016
if you like make everything in Nigeria, you still need forex....every production company in nigeria needs at least 52% of raw materials from other countries...

companies need machines(imported)
companies need power(rely on generators)
you need some other supplies

no country is completely independent
this things takes time and long term policies implemented
Politics / Re: "Before We Become A Hated Region" by monkautos(m): 9:30am On Feb 18, 2016
oga stop lying your name is not princewill chimezirim . you must either be ade or kola or any other thing not chimez

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Politics / Re: Youwin3 Awardees Cry Out;threaten To Occupy FMF As TSA Hampers Payment Of Funds by monkautos(m): 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2016
oga this is change learn to leave with it.....after fighting corruption we can talk about youwin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Awarded $841.6m Rail Project Without Mou –chinese Firm by monkautos(m): 4:55am On Feb 16, 2016
My name is OBJ i was a former president of nigeria i am a criminal #allnigeriansarenotcriminals

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Politics / Re: My Ambition Is Not Worth Spilling Any Man's Blood Not Even Mark- Onjeh by monkautos(m): 4:51am On Feb 16, 2016
hmmm......GEJ comes to my mind
Politics / Stop This Media Trial, Publish Names Of Signatories To The Mcnamara-koro by monkautos(m): 11:58am On Jan 30, 2016
The immediate past Minister of State, Foreign Affairs and a former Nigerian Ambassador to Ghana, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro has challenged controversial online platform, Sahara Reporters and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to sincerely publish the names of the Directors and signatories to the alleged Silva McNamara Limited account to the public as at when the said money was paid instead of demonising and deceiving Nigerians with vague, contrived and distorted information.
Obanikoro is appalled by the public political persecution embarked upon by these agencies noting that there is nowhere in the world where investigations are being conducted using the pages of the newspapers.
In a statement signed on Saturday by one of his Media Aide, Mr. Jonathan Eze, it queried the wisdom and logic of bandying figures and associating same with his sons who are thorough bred professionals in their own rights reminding them that the court of law is and remains the judicial institution for trying cases and not whipping sentiments in order to give the dog a bad name and hang it.
The statement opined that Sahara Reporters is propagating these lies and propaganda because of the legal cases against it by the former Minister for misleading the public and defaming his hard earned name and reputation having served the nation in various capacities with enviable untainted records of public service. It urged the EFCC to be straight and above board in their investigations and avoid speculations and conjectures that are infringing on the fundamental human rights of his sons.
The statement reads in parts:" Associating my sons to the Sylva McNamara account that allegedly received funds from the office of the embattled National security Adviser is highly preposterous and unthinkable. "I am particularly amazed by the fact that trials and investigations are being done using the media unconventionally just to satisfy the cravings of political entities who are desperate to rub my hard earned reputation in the mud. " Since the invicinble Sahara Reporters whom I have legal cases against are at the forefront of misleading the public and defaming my person, perhaps rationalizing that I would withdraw pending suits against it, I am using this medium to challenge it and the EFCC to publish in good conscience the signatories and the names of the directors of the said company and to restate that I shall conclusively pursue this injustice and infringements to a logical end., "


www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/01/obanikoro-to-efcc-stop-this-media-trial.html?m=1
Politics / Re: 15 People Including A DPO Killed In Fresh Attack By Boko Haram In Adamawa State by monkautos(m): 10:08am On Jan 27, 2016
news are technically reported this days
Politics / 15 People Including A DPO Killed In Fresh Attack By Boko Haram In Adamawa State by monkautos(m): 7:52am On Jan 26, 2016
No fewer than 15 people including the Deputy Police officer of Viniklang Police Division, were killed in separate attacks by suspected Boko Haram members in six villages in Girei Local Government of Adamawa State over the weekend. According to residents of one of the villages, the sect members stormed their homes in the middle of the night while they were sleeping and started killing people.
They said that there was an exchange of gunfire between the Nigerian military and the attackers who were forced to retreat into the bushes. During the attack, many homes in the villages comprising of Koh, Demsare, Tabongo, Fawure, Noyine and Ndikajam were completely razed by the invading Boko Haram insurgents.
Bodies of those killed in the attacks have been removed by officials of NEMA, ADSEMA and the Red Cross.

www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/01/15-people-including-dpo-killed-in-fresh.html?m=1
Career / Safety Officers Needed In Anambra by monkautos(m): 9:26pm On Jan 20, 2016
if you are an unemployed person with a NEBOSH, HSE 1,2,3 or with ISPON certificates: you love to be entrepreneurial. you reside in anambra state.
please contact..Joachim
NO: 07068993251
or send your CV to
email: emmyjoach@gmail.com
Politics / “i Will Bring Back Our Girls From Dubai ” – Buhari Tells Media by monkautos(m): 1:54pm On Jan 18, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari left everyone at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport stunned as he left the country for the United Arab Emirates when he said “Do not worry, I will Bring Back Our Girls”.

The President made the shocking statement while addressing the media before boarding the Presidential Jet bound for the U.A.E where he is due to visit both Abu Dhabi and Dubai. While fielding questions, a journalist made mention of the Bring Back Our Girls campaign, to which the president answered “Yes, it is a priority. I will bring back our girls from Dubai”.

While majority of the Press were in stunned silence, the following conversation ensued between Mr. President and some journalists present at the pre-flight briefing.





PRESSMAN 1: “Excuse Me, Mr. President, did you just say you would bring back our girls from the U.A.E?”

PMB: “Yes I did. It is a priority”

PRESSMAN 2: “To Bring Back Our Girls”

PMB: “Yes”

PRESSMAN 1: “From the U.A.E”

PMB: “Yes”

PRESSMAN 3: “Mr. President are you saying our girls are in Dubai?”

PMB: “There are many of them there, many others in Abu Dhabi. There are others in Italy and Germany, I have been in touch with our Embassies and High Commissions in this country, and I can confirm these”

PRESSMAN 4: “Amazing”

PRESSMAN 1: “Unbelievable”

PRESSMAN 3: “I really am confused”

PRESSMAN 2: “But Mr President, Mr President, How did Boko Haram manage to move the girls from Chibok to Sambisa rto Dubai?”

PMB: *at this point The President looked puzzled* “Chibok? Sambisa? What are you talking about?”

PRESSMAN 4: “Sir the Ch……”

PMB: *then he smiles and shakes his head* “Oh! Ah! Ah! I think there has been a slight confusion”

PRESSMAN 1: “But Mr President You Said the Bring Back Our G…….”

PMB: “Oh Yes. I don’t mean those Girls. The Military are doing everything within their power to bring them back alive. I am talking about our Girls who have been trafficked abroad into prostitution and forced labour”

PRESSMAN 2: “WOW”

PMB: “I have been working closely with NAPTIP for this trip. Especially after I read about the girl who was left stranded in Dubai by a……….what do you call them? Her “maga”. Meanwhile her friends in Nigeria had been putting up ‘missing person’ posters. We need to put a stop to that”

PRESSMAN 3: “But Mr President, I thought Bringing Back the Chibok Girls were the essence of the meeting with the #BBOG Campaigners and that the Chibok girls have always been priority”

PMB: “They are still a priority, but they are not the only ones my Government is out to rescue, especially with the way and manner the #BBOG have tried to stain my name in a bid to get the public angry with me. Insha Allah we shall Bring back ALL our Girls”

http://www./posts/95650/
Politics / Re: Part Of Aisha Alhassan's Address To Chibok Girls' Parents (Video) by monkautos(m): 9:18am On Jan 15, 2016
OP, i can't judge an incomplete video

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