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PoliticsRe: APC Nomination Form: Delegates From 36 States Sign For Tinubu (Pictures) by monkautos(m): 12:25pm On May 08, 2022
But a delegate can sign for multiple candidates I guess

This is just an opportunity for delegates to make money with the election
PoliticsRe: Russian President, Vladimir Putin Has Laid Out His Conditions For Stopping The O by monkautos(m): 6:58pm On Mar 01, 2022
Pierocash:
At the end, Zelensky will be the loser.

Governance is not comedy
Russia have been on offensive since bombing Ukraine with their old rickety tanks.

If Ukraine turns offensive now. Na that time you go see war na
Christianity EtcRe: If You're Grateful To God For Anything, Please Jump In Here. by monkautos(m): 10:27am On Oct 17, 2021
I am grateful to God for who I have become.

God is awesome and his mercy is for all of us and i cannot imagine what i would have been if not for his mercy.
PoliticsRe: Wike To IPOB: I Am Not Afraid Of Death by monkautos(m): 10:55pm On May 31, 2021
Idiko1:
The stay at home order has nothing to do with ethnicity, state or geopolitical region. It is all about remembrance of Biafra and those who identified with Biafra as we know it. There many fallen Biafran fighters from the present day Rivers State. Anybody who pays any mind to dumbass fool called Wike is a dolt. Wike claimed not to be afraid of death yet he moves around in a convoy of police and other paramilitary units. Wike speaks like a dunce.
You guys are so funny...doing exactly the same thing you accuse the north of doing. Bros country no be by force
Jobs/VacanciesDigital Marketer And Growth Hacker by monkautos(op): 8:04am On May 04, 2021
A new platform is in need of a digital marketer and growth hacker.

Remuneration:
Basic: #40,000 a month.
Others:
5% Of sales profit for every month.

Please send your cv to eze.nnaemeka.joachim@gmail.com
Or contact via WhatsApp through
07068993251
PoliticsRe: Ette Enugu Community Where Politicians Visit Only During Election Campaigns by monkautos(m): 6:05pm On Feb 08, 2021
Indegenes of ette have continuously rejected any Gorvernment project from enugu state claiming that they are from Kogi state not Enugu state. They have burnt down majority of the schools built for them, stopped construction companies from advancing to their area during road constructions.
They lost their case in court sometimes ago. The court categorically told them to their faces that the land they occupy belongs to Enugu not Kogi but till now they still reject every single project brought to the area by the Enugu state government.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oladiga J A Thief Claiming To Revamp Your CV by monkautos(op): 1:36pm On Oct 13, 2020
Please and please dont fall a victim. If you are not convinced and need evidence I can send to you. Just indicate
Jobs/VacanciesOladiga J A Thief Claiming To Revamp Your CV by monkautos(op): 1:09pm On Oct 13, 2020
This guy oladiga j the proprietor of peak group is a complete fraud who claims to be helping people revamp their CVs please and please I only came here to beg my fellow nairalanders not to fall victim to this kind of Yahoo Yahoo system.
See all he is going to do is get a template, copy your details into the template and then collect 4,000 naira from you.
Nairaland has helped me so much in the past in detecting fake people so this is my own way of giving back to the platform. Beware, dont fall a victim
PoliticsRe: Humanitarian Affairs Minister Gets Kudos For Transparent Administration Of Aids by monkautos(m): 9:22pm On Jul 07, 2020
When person don Bleep up em go dey run up and down procuring praise singers every where
SportsRe: Ronaldo Branded Most Selfish Footballer After Not Taking Penalty In Napoli Game by monkautos(m): 1:45pm On Jun 18, 2020
This is the most useless post I have ever seen on nairaland.
Wont the pressure to score the penalty be more in the last stages of the shoot out. So messi fans after hailing and praising dybala as being far better than ronaldo in Juventus, will still look for a way to blame ronaldo for dybala miss..
This is life can sometimes be harsh
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa APC To Goodluck Jonathan: Return Our ₦300m, Bullet Proof Cars by monkautos(m): 4:25pm On Mar 10, 2020
Who send you work...bros nobody asked for your cars...it was a gift
PoliticsRe: PDP Group Exposes National Body, Distances Self From Plot To Truncate Nigeria's by monkautos(m): 9:09am On Feb 12, 2020
Is shehu sani a PDP member
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 7:07pm On Feb 05, 2020
tobbyalone:
Nothing bro.. Medicals since nov..abeg e get one number wey i see for the medical invite..can i call ot to know how far.. Although it was put der incase person no fit find location of the hospital.. Is it professional to call the number now and ask wassup
Feterlizers or refining
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 4:15pm On Jan 27, 2020
Chemenger2017:
I called a woman from the company this afternoon she said they are going to call us that we should not worry.
Fertilizer (experienced recruitment) or freshers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 12:44pm On Jan 13, 2020
Scotchytom5:
I want to know if it’s genuine.
Am confused, tot I will see Human Resources and not public relations
it should be genuine na...check the email that sent the message....cross check with other messages received
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 12:40pm On Jan 13, 2020
Scotchytom5:
Yea May 21
Thanks bro...congratulations
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 12:17pm On Jan 13, 2020
Scotchytom5:
It sud be around May last year
Can you please check for the actual date
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 12:11pm On Jan 13, 2020
Scotchytom5:
We are hereby informing you that your name has been shortlisted for employment in dangote refinery.

But the final arraignment has not yet concluded including receiving training abroad and you will be contacted between April 27th to May 18th when board of authorities arrangement is concluded.


Thanks so much.


Public Affairs Office
Dangote Refinery.



Please I got this email.
Did anyone also get this
May or July?
FamilyRe: My Wife Denies Me Sex Always by monkautos(m): 10:48pm On Dec 22, 2019
O boy leave that madam o...nothing come out
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 7:14pm On Dec 21, 2019
kolidave:
Wowww. Join me in celebrating 1yr after having my interview and psychometric test for dangote refinery. grin
Meehn...the wait is real very real
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Encounter With My Ex-girlfriend - Company Owner Shares Story by monkautos(m): 4:39pm On Dec 14, 2019
This one na fake story
SportsRe: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by monkautos(m): 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2019
HenryHenry177:
you will never understand for life
Lol...this guy is funny kor
SportsRe: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by monkautos(m): 10:47am On Dec 03, 2019
Twizzy30:
now say this without shedding tears
I dont understand
SportsRe: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by monkautos(m): 9:45am On Dec 03, 2019
Ronaldo is the greatest player ever.
Best player in England
Best player in Spain
Best player in Italy

Tell me who has ever done that..Ronaldo has conquered all Europe...

Greatest ever
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Write The Perfect CV For Someone With No Work Experience (Part 2) by monkautos(m): 8:05am On Nov 29, 2019
The Lie part got me
PoliticsRe: N3bn Election Largesse Causes Stir In PDP by monkautos(m): 9:40am On Nov 23, 2019
This is why I stopped reading nairaland for some time... the subtle support for APC..Moderators should please stop posting things about party politics from nations newspaper. Those ones na complete APC paper
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by monkautos(m): 1:19pm On Oct 11, 2019
Uricas:
Dear Brodu0099



Watin eye no go see? shocked
Can you all see how average Nigerian youths think? We have the worst problem, people's problem.

If what you write here is true, why did they put majority through the brain drain test come psychometric test? Why didn't they just call their relatives instead?

May we help ourselves.
Please let us all be patient..I know the whole wait is very frustrating, but the truth is that: graduate recruitment like this takes lots of time. Look at KPMG, people take up to One year or more to finalize the graduate recruitment process.
I also called a friend that is already back from India and he told me that the recruitment looked fairly transparent.
Finally, let us remember That the refinery is yet to start operations and adding so many trainees now will be like adding to the present overhead
PoliticsRe: Scores Of Soldiers Killed By Bandits In Zamfara – Witness by monkautos(m): 11:16am On Oct 08, 2019
I want to ask a question o... What is the difference between bandit and bokoharm
PoliticsRe: Kwara Assembly Give Reasons Why Saraki’s Properties Were Seized by monkautos(m): 12:07pm On Oct 06, 2019
It seems some politicians don't know that politics is turn by turn
PoliticsRe: Don’t Waste Your Time Going To Supreme Court, Sagay Counsels Atiku by monkautos(m): 10:31am On Sep 17, 2019
Atiku must go to Supreme Court so that we can be sure that from now on, anybody can present affidavit to become anything in Nigeria
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Celebrates Her 42nd Birthday Today by monkautos(m): 12:02pm On Sep 15, 2019
Congrats to her

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