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PoliticsRe: High Court Freezes INEC Account by monkautos(m): 2:14pm On Jun 08, 2018
All this one na because of ekiti elections
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Those Selected From 2016waiting List Meets Here by monkautos(op): 11:57am On Dec 01, 2017
Alexander35:
we are to go for physical verification
OK thanks please can you add me on whatsapp or send me your contact... My number is 07068993251
Jobs/VacanciesNpower Those Selected From 2016waiting List Meets Here by monkautos(op): 9:06am On Dec 01, 2017
Good morning

Please I am in need of help here.
I applied for npower agro 2016. I didn't get any info then, until about June this year I received three text messages congratulating me about my being selected and telling me to wait for log in details into the npower platform. So I decided to wait as I was advices

But some days back I tried to check if I am preselected from the npower portal..
I got a negative response. Is any one in the same situation or just me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nairaland Has Been Of Immense Help To Me by monkautos(op): 6:12pm On Sep 29, 2017
secretsuccess:
Thank God for you my dear.. But can you talk more about this www.quickvender.com.ng
Ok. Nothing much, it is a platform where you can sell heavy duty spare parts to people and get commissions for it.. The truth is, if you get a good company that always need these parts you will find out that heavy duty parts sales is very lucrative..nevertheless the site www.quickvender.com.ng is very explanatory
Jobs/VacanciesNairaland Has Been Of Immense Help To Me by monkautos(op): 5:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
I wrote an article some months back with another moniker explaining how it was difficult for me to secure a job and the difficulties surrounding setting up my own bussiness even though i had good qualifications. Since that time till now God has really smiled at me.
Well, to cut the long stories, the article actually made front page and i met many people from nairaland that gave me hope and encouragements.. Not long ago i met a special guy who introduced me to a platform for heavy duty parts..(www.quickvender.com.ng) that was offcourse the game changer for me..
I know many people would be expecting me to come tell how i finally secured a good paying job.. But that is not the story.. Nairaland helped me to discover my purpose and i am happy we have this kind of platform in nigeria. Now i can confidently say i have something good doing.. All thanks to nairaland.. Even though i dont earn millions daily or monthly(as the case may be). I earn a decent amount... ok, to take care of myself and loved ones.. Thank you nairaland..thank you nairalanders..you guys are the best.
PoliticsRe: Why Are Wailers Not Criticising Osibanjo For Non Payment Of Febuary Salary by monkautos(m): 11:50am On Mar 02, 2017
guy relax..it will be paid soon.. let me remind you that buhari never paid any one on the 25th...he only promised but never kept his word
PoliticsRe: Governor El-rufai Is More Guilty Of Inciting Violence (this Is Proof)reno Omokri by monkautos(m): 9:35pm On Feb 19, 2017
you don't need to remind us sir, El rufia is a big fool
PoliticsRe: Thowback: What Premium Times and APC Said About NNPC GMD Removal In 2014 by monkautos(op): 11:26pm On Feb 10, 2017
We are gradually knowing why some things happened
PoliticsThowback: What Premium Times and APC Said About NNPC GMD Removal In 2014 by monkautos(op): 11:09pm On Feb 10, 2017
The immediate trigger for the sudden sack of erstwhile Group Managing Director, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Andrew Yakubu, is becoming clearer more than a month after Mr. Yakubu and some other top officials of the state oil company were replaced.
PREMIUM TIMES can authoritatively reveal that Mr. Yakubu, who spent two years in office, had to go after the Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, accused him of insubordination over the appointment of a new Managing Director for the upstream subsidiary of the NNPC, the Nigerian Petroleum Development Company (NPDC).
Mr. Yakubu, who was appointed July 1, 2012, was the fourth GMD of NNPC in the about five-year reign of the minister.
This newspaper learnt that while the former NNPC boss made a case for an engineer with a sound technical background to be appointed for the company responsible for NNPC’s oil exploration and production operations, reliable presidency and industry sources say the minister wanted a lawyer she considered a loyalist.

https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/exclusive-real-reason-gej-sacked-nnpc-boss-andrew-yakubu-premiumtimes.91767/

things seems to be becoming clearer by the day


http://newsexpressngr.com/news/detail.php?news=6881

What APC said
The sack, last Friday, of Engr. Andrew Yakubu as Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) has been described as a betrayal of his home state, Kaduna.
The Kaduna Sate APC Justice Forum said in a statement issued yesterday in Kaduna that it views Yakubu’s unceremonious removal by President Goodluck Jonathan “as the height of betrayal of the people of Kaduna State and particularly the Southern Kaduna Senatorial District that stood firmly behind the PDP since 1999.”
The Forum in the statement signed by its Secretary, Barrister Mohammed Musa Soba, said: “We are aware that Mr. Yakubu had planned to organise a solidarity rally for President Jonathan in Southern Kaduna Senatorial District last Saturday without involving the Vice-President, Kaduna State Governor and the Senator representing Southern Kaduna Senatorial District. The sack however came before the date of the proposed rally, thereby bringing the rally to a terminal end. “We are yet to understand how the tenure of the Director General of National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) Sani Sidi, a close political ally of Vice-President Namadi whose tenure has been characterised by suspicious and dubious disbursement of relief materials to disaster victims with no positive impact, was renewed for another term of four years while Yakubu was sacked before the expiration of his tenure as NNPC GMD.
“The unceremonious removal of Mr. Yakubu has exposed the contradictions within the PDP political family in which godfatherism and negative political backstabbing have taken the centre stage against equity, fairness and sense of political decency. No reason was adduced for Yakubu’s removal because none could be justified in view of the fact that Yakubu has one more year for his tenure to expire either by reason of reaching the mandatory 60 years of age or putting in 35 years in service.
“The Kaduna APC Justice Forum therefore condemns the premature removal of the son of Kaduna State, Engr. Andrew Yakubu, which portrays the PDP as unjust and insensitive to the political solidarity and patronage it enjoys from the good people of Southern Kaduna. If this is the definition of PDP’s sense of equity, fairness and justice, we may as well conclude that it does not pay to patronise a political party with ill-motive and unfair treatment of its supporters and sympathisers as the PDP.”

this is what APC said
RomanceMy Girlfriend Said I Am Too Jealous by monkautos(op):
hello all,, i have this girl i wish to marry in the future..we are very much in love... she says no sex i agreed, i do as much as i can do and don't complain about it... now this val she asked me to post her picture as dp, i happily accepted.. for her to post mine in hers she starts telling tales about a game she lost on whatsapp..which will make her post pictures of her male friends and female friends at random on val day.. i was not happy with that and i kind of queried her.. she said in turn that i am too jealous and emotionally poor..
Please all, am i too jealous
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Freezing Of Senior Lawyer, Mike Ozekhome’s Account by monkautos(m): 5:29pm On Feb 07, 2017
thesicilian:
Ozekhome. Is this same lawyer that said kidnappers should be granted amnesty.
stop lying a beg show us when ozhekome said that...APC e-rats are just unbearable...Ozhekome has always represented PDP, most especially in the buhari certificate saga..that's the reason for all these court temporary orders...
They are not sure of anything but hurriedly froze his accounts, while SGF that is already confirmed by the senate is just there, enjoying life.
May God punish buhari followers
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina Orders Popular Musician To Shut Up On Live Interview (video, pics) by monkautos(m): 12:03am On Feb 01, 2017
this is obviously not a government.....i think femi adesina has been blind folded
PoliticsRe: National Protest: Who Paid 2face To Destroy Himself by monkautos(m): 7:20pm On Jan 31, 2017
These guys are just popularizing the whole protest by opening lots of threads concerning it.... who told you 2face is like you that can be paid to sell yourself...originality my man....Op get a life
Christianity EtcRe: El-rufai Must Produce Herdsmen He Paid To Stop Killing Christians –  suleman by monkautos(m): 7:13pm On Jan 29, 2017
durubrian:
Oga, Abeg o, no vex.... Go answer DSS..



I'm a Christian and I'm totally against the killings, but what this 'man' did is wrong... Mr Suleiman, Christianity is totally against violence.... #weAreNotBokoHaram #WeAreNotFulaniHerdsmen
u know nothing about church history.....Go and study
PoliticsRe: President Buhari In A Meeting In UK Following Death Rumour. by monkautos(m): 8:13pm On Jan 27, 2017
Inani:
PHOTO: President Buhari in a meeting in UK
following death rumour.. http:///2kBaEvN Following reports that President Muhammadu
Buhari has died in UK, one of his aides today
shared a picture of him in a meeting with the
President of the European Parliament, Mr Martin
Schulz, and his aides.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/buhari-addreses-european-parliament/
this was when he took the pics
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Protest Is Unpatriotic & Politically Motivated by monkautos(m): 7:24pm On Jan 27, 2017
sarrki:
"Before 2 face starts his politically motivated protest paid by corrupt persons in the society, can he answer these few questions;

1) Has Tuface asked his state Gomina Ortom what he did with the bailout funds he collected from federal govt??

2) Has Tuface asked his state Gomina what he did with N12.7 billion shares from Paris Club deduction funds?

3) Where was Tuface when his brother, David Alichenu Mark was building helipad on top of his house instead of building roads to his home town??

Tuface, while we wait patiently to join you on the 5th. kwikily rush to Benue & show some good love to your people.

No one is asking what their state government is doing

To alleviate their suffering.

Charity they said begins at home.

Same to all the Wailers

Thank you!"

~Osquare Okpanachi
i wanted to say something but saw your moniker sarrki.....it is useless saying anything
PoliticsRe: Biafrans Killing Hausa Men Photo by monkautos(m): 8:16pm On Jan 20, 2017
AshawoGirl:
I don't care for this una Biafra struggle. But what I saw today I must talk. #eyewitness

In Stanbic Bank Oyigbo. In a bus. Saw some Ipob protesters. They stopped an Hausa man. Said they will search him if he has dagger. I thought that was all...

After the searching they dipped hand in his pocket took his 11thousand naira. One was David. He was shouting his name that he doesn't fear.

What kind of rubbish is this. If you are angry face who shot u not the innocent ones.

After they will only post pictures of how they shot dem...
i was happy when i first saw the news i taught they even killed the guy...mtcheeeew when hausa soldiers kill innocent protesters it is normal abi?
PoliticsRe: Ipob Killed 4 Police Men RAW VIDEO ZZZ NOW READY by monkautos(m): 6:20pm On Jan 20, 2017
IpobExposed:
They kill Biafrans u want them to live it on this forum.
But Biafrans kill back u want them to delete it
normally am not supposed to answer clowns like you.. but for clarity sake that idiot with the moniker ipobexposed is known for notoriously posting fake news...so stop being hypocritical
PoliticsRe: GEJ Never Travelled Out Of Nigeria For Leave by monkautos(op): 6:14pm On Jan 20, 2017
temodent:
Nonsense that is what is called a working leave. He was too afraid to go on leave and leave the affairs of State in the hand of his duty. A typical sign of an unsecured president.
That should not be compared with somebody who is not power drunk but have real confidence in his deputy enough to transfer power to him for whole 10 days.

Wake up and see the difference. It's up to him wherever he chooses to spend the vacation, though I'll rather in Nigeria but the choice is still his to make
you are the real definition of Hypocrisy
PoliticsGEJ Never Travelled Out Of Nigeria For Leave by monkautos(op):
For your information, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has commenced a week-long break from his usual work routine from today (Monday, April 2, 2012). This was disclosed in a press statement signed by Mr. Reuben Abati, the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity.
According to the statement, the Presidential will remain in Abuja during the period of his leave and will “continue to deal with all essential affairs of state.”
Mr Abati said that Mr Jonathan will return to his regular office routine after the Easter holidays.

http://africanspotlight.com/2012/04/03/president-goodluck-jonathan-goes-on-leave/
http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/04/02/jonathan-begins-one-week-leave/
InvestmentOil And Gas Opportunities by monkautos(op): 6:51pm On Jan 16, 2017
OIL & GAS PRODUCTION TECHNOLOGY /OFFSHORE OPERATIONS/FPSO TRAINING

(Candidates will get a certificate in either of Production Technology, Offshore Ops, FPSO, LNG/ LPG, Gas Processing. Additional certificate attracts more cost).

Venue : Oil and Gas Business School Lagos Centre, #15 Cooper Road Ikoyi .

Date: 3 & 4 February 2017.

Venue: Oil and Gas Business School, #53 Okporo Rd off Artillery PH. Date: 27 & 28 January 2017

PRICE: N50K
Modules 1: Intro to the industry
Module 2: Upstream Midstream Downstream Offshore /Onshore
Module 3: Offshore Structures
Module 4: Wellhead, Christmas Tree, Work overs etc.
Module 5: Gas Plants, LNG, Pipeline etc
Module 6: Reservoir Engineering, Well heads etc
Module 7: Exploration & Drilling Details
Module 9: Crude Oil Recovery, Artificial Lifts, EOR, MEOR
Module 10: Well Work over Details
Module 11: Upstream & Gas Processing
Module 12: Manifolds
Module 13: Separation Equipment & Technology
Module 14: Gas Treatment & Compression
Module 15: Gas Products, LNG, LPG, NGL, CNG
Module: 16:Refining Process
Module: FPSO
Jobs/VacanciesLatest Oil And Gas Learning Opportunity In Nigeria by monkautos(op): 3:41pm On Jan 09, 2017
A. PETROLEUM ECONOMICS & INVESTMENT DECISIONS (With Mini MBA in Oil & Gas Mgt Option) TRAINING

Venue: Oil and Gas Business School Centre, # 15 Cooper Road Ikoyi.

As the Global oil price is bouncing back, the objective is to tech the fundamentals of Petroleum Evaluations & Decision Economics in order to enable trainees acquire skills in problem solving used in inflation, risk & uncertainty for:
*Evaluating oil & gas properties, ventures & operations.
*Assessing oil & gas investments opportunities
*Analyzing the performance of oil and gas investments.
*To explain why Economic Decision variables like oil and gas prices, reserves, production profiles, taxation, & fiscal policies and HSE/Environment / Community militancy or activism are important in E & P Decisions.
To develop clearer perspectives on theories of crude oil price formation & factors affecting oil & gas prices.
The course will also teach in detail Price changing dynamics and how to manage a low price regime.


Modules include: Petroleum Economist Function, Value Chain, Oil & Gas Contract Law ,Insurance , Contract Classification, Fiscal Systems, Natural Gas, OPEN & GEF, International Markets, Crude Oil Contracts, Products, Low Price Regimes, Local Content, Renewable Energy, Shale Fracking, Cash Flow, Investment Analysis, CAPEX/OPEX, Depletion, Amortization, Production Economics, Forcasting, Economic Limit, Payout etc. and lots more.

OGBS Certificate & Society of Petroleum Engineering signed ref feral membership forms will be given to successful participants.

Those who opt for Oil & Gas Mini MBA will pay additional cost and receive, in addition to the Petroleum Economics; Petroleum Management System (SPE), Low Oil Price Regime Mgt course materials, an MBA Condensed curriculum material that explains in simplified format MBA Business course modules.

Price: N50k (without MiniMBA).

B. OIL SPILL CLEANUP RESPONSE Course 1
OIL SPILL REMEDIATION TECHNOLOGY Course 2. Dates: 3/4 February


OIL SPILL CLEANUP RESPONSE
Tier 1,2 & 3 Spills litter the Niger Delta. The planned Ogoni Remediation Project represents a first step in the series of efforts that must eventually be taken to restore polluted sites in a region that has been compromised by massive oil spills. This course will teach the traditional Cleanup techniques that uses Booms, Sorbents, Skimmers, Connecting Hoses, Pumps, Fastanks, Dispersant, Vessels, Evaluation & Calculation of Spill, Open Burning at Sea etc in Course 1.

REMEDIATION
It also teaches Remedial Investigation/Feasibility, Bioremediation (Soil Heap, Solid Phase, Pump & Treat, Slurry phase, in-situ, bioaugmentation, biofilters, biostimulation, bioreactors, bioventing, composting, land farming, as well as bioengineering of polluted soils and water. Soil Washing, Air Stripping, Oil Separation, Carbon Adsorption, Soil Vapor Extraction, Incineration, Thermal Desorption, Stream Stripping, Groundwater Pumping & Treatment, Detergent Extraction etc. in Course 2.

Other Training programs include

1. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES IN THE OIL & GAS SECTOR
2. OIL & GAS PRODUCTION TECHNOLOGY
3. NATURAL GAS PROCESSING
4. PROCUREMENT & CONTRACTING MGT
5. SUPPLY CHAIN MANAGEMENT
6. CUSTOMER SERVICE & CLIENT RELATIONSHIP MGT
7. RESERVOIR ENGINEERING
8. OIL & GAS LAW
9. PETROLEUM MICROBIOLOGY
10. ADVANCED HSE MGT.
11. ENVIRONMENTAL ECONOMICS, ACCOUNTING, ASSESSMENT & MGT.
12. WASTE MGT & BIO GAS.
13. FPSO
14. PETROLEUM REFINING PROCESS
15. PETROLEUM PRODUCT TESTING
16. EMERGENCY RESPONSE & LOSS PREVENTION
17. OIL DEPOT MGT.
18. GENERAL MINI MBA.
19. Environmental Laws/Regulations and Oil Spill Compensation.

20. INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED ACTION-LEARNING MBA FROM BUSINESS SCHOOL NETHERLANDS, in:
OIL & GAS MGT, or
ENERGY & ENV. MGT.
Study in Lagos Abuja or PH, one weekend every 2 months for 2 years and Graduate in the Netherlands. Telecommunications, Finance & Banking, Healthcare, Retail Marketing, Fast Moving Consumer Goods, Entrepreneurship MBA Specializations available. General MBA as well.

Call for details: 08038881181 or 08188246553 Email : oilandgasbusinessshool@gmail.com or visit www.oilandgasbusinessschool.com
BusinessRe: Partnership Needed In An Existing Pure Water Factory. 08034188332, 08036971379 by monkautos(m): 6:13pm On Jan 08, 2017
jdy4real:
Interested should call for more details
drop your contact
BusinessBring Up Your Business Model For Immediate Investment by monkautos(op): 7:04am On Jan 08, 2017
if you have a good business plan or model that needs around 1 to 1.2 million naira for start up. send it to emmyjoach@gmail.com for review. After review you will be called to meet the investors for a chat.
please they said it should be short...at most 3 pages
PoliticsBring Up Your Business Model For Immediate Investment by monkautos(op): 6:26am On Jan 08, 2017
if you have a good business plan or model that needs around 1 to 1.2 million naira for start up. send it to emmyjoach@gmail.com for review. After review you will be called to meet the investors for a chat.
please they said it should be short...at most 3 pages

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