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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Want To Know Abt Energy Commission Of Nigeria(ecn) And Their Pay Packages by monkautos(m): 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2016
Training allowance can take up to 200k to 750k depending on the training and depending on where you hold the training....as in Nigeria or abroad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Want To Know Abt Energy Commission Of Nigeria(ecn) And Their Pay Packages by monkautos(m): 1:07pm On Jul 03, 2016
The commission pays about 105 k for fresh graduates with level 8
After one to two years you will be promoted to level 9..so many benefits: training packages differ
Accommodation is available depending on the place you were posted
Guy I am over interested
My no 07068993251
Mail...emmyjoach@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: Avengers Reveal REAL Identities Of Members Allegedly Arrested by monkautos(m): 9:36am On Jul 03, 2016
It looks like police is becoming better than some agencies like DSS, efcc, icpc and even the Nigeria army

Police is our friend
PoliticsRe: Avengers Reveal REAL Identities Of Members Allegedly Arrested by monkautos(m): 9:34am On Jul 03, 2016
DSS the most incompetent security outfit in nigeria
PoliticsDasuki The Biggest Nigerian Thief by monkautos(op): 8:50am On Jun 15, 2016
There have been various argument about the $2.1 bill scandal. While some people believe it is the right step in the right direction, others are of the opinion that the present government is just wasting so much time and energy in the probe. Well, I would like to break it out mathematically so that we can see how much we need to complete fight.

From all indications, various sections of the media is of the opinion that col. Sambo dasuki misappropriated a whooping sum of #400bill. But so far the amount of money that has been traced to different account does not even add up to #10bill. What does that mean? It means that it took the federal government about 5 months to discover the whereabouts of #10bill while we have another #390bill which has not been accounted for. There are 39 #10bill yet to go, meaning it might take another 195 months approximately 16 years three months to completely find the whereabouts of the remaining sum.

With all these figures, what can I conclude? Maybe nothing or maybe I just like playing with figures. But I ask you a very salient question. Is it worth the time and energy? Or is it another ploy to distract the citizens from the present hardship? I don’t know what to say. But I know one thing…16 years is a long time. You be the judge.
http://emmyjoach..com.ng/2016/06/dasukigate.html
PoliticsRe: May PDP Never Return To Power For 219 Years. by monkautos(m): 7:49am On Mar 31, 2016
the op is just foolish.....instead of praying for better days he is attacking a party. nigeria when you grow from attacking party to attacking the individuals
HealthRe: PHOTOS: Hospital Found In Etinan, Akwa Ibom State by monkautos(m): 2:35pm On Mar 25, 2016
i have been dere oga...go inside
PoliticsRe: Again, I Ask... by monkautos(m): 1:13pm On Mar 25, 2016
The RCC trucks you are seeing is for 9th mile enugu-onitsha express way by pass, the project is by the state government not federal
PoliticsRe: Nnpc: Auditor General Is Wrong On N3.2t Allegation by monkautos(m): 7:41am On Mar 17, 2016
for nine months now....i have only been hearing big big figures syphoned...personally am tired of listening to words I want to see action
PoliticsRe: Please Nairalanders!!! How Much Is Petrol In Your Area?????? by monkautos(m): 7:18pm On Mar 08, 2016
nnewi
140
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Managed Ptf by monkautos(m): 12:45pm On Feb 27, 2016
buhari should defend himself o
PoliticsRe: Photo Of A Hilarious Cartoon About Tompolo By The Punch Newspaper by monkautos(m): 1:30pm On Feb 26, 2016
i dont understand...is it not the same tompolo all security agencies have been looking for in almost a month now without any reasonable achievement
the first pics should be now....the second before

because tompolo was so easy to handle and toss around before now
PoliticsRe: Who Is Your Best President So Far? by monkautos(m): 2:30pm On Feb 24, 2016
3 na
BusinessRe: The Truth We All Must Face Before We Can Move Forward As A Nation by monkautos(m): 10:07am On Feb 18, 2016
if you like make everything in Nigeria, you still need forex....every production company in nigeria needs at least 52% of raw materials from other countries...

companies need machines(imported)
companies need power(rely on generators)
you need some other supplies

no country is completely independent
this things takes time and long term policies implemented
PoliticsRe: "Before We Become A Hated Region" by monkautos(m): 9:30am On Feb 18, 2016
oga stop lying your name is not princewill chimezirim . you must either be ade or kola or any other thing not chimez
PoliticsRe: Youwin3 Awardees Cry Out;threaten To Occupy FMF As TSA Hampers Payment Of Funds by monkautos(m): 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2016
oga this is change learn to leave with it.....after fighting corruption we can talk about youwin
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Awarded $841.6m Rail Project Without Mou –chinese Firm by monkautos(m): 4:55am On Feb 16, 2016
My name is OBJ i was a former president of nigeria i am a criminal #allnigeriansarenotcriminals
PoliticsRe: My Ambition Is Not Worth Spilling Any Man's Blood Not Even Mark- Onjeh by monkautos(m): 4:51am On Feb 16, 2016
hmmm......GEJ comes to my mind
PoliticsStop This Media Trial, Publish Names Of Signatories To The Mcnamara-koro by monkautos(op): 11:58am On Jan 30, 2016
The immediate past Minister of State, Foreign Affairs and a former Nigerian Ambassador to Ghana, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro has challenged controversial online platform, Sahara Reporters and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to sincerely publish the names of the Directors and signatories to the alleged Silva McNamara Limited account to the public as at when the said money was paid instead of demonising and deceiving Nigerians with vague, contrived and distorted information.
Obanikoro is appalled by the public political persecution embarked upon by these agencies noting that there is nowhere in the world where investigations are being conducted using the pages of the newspapers.
In a statement signed on Saturday by one of his Media Aide, Mr. Jonathan Eze, it queried the wisdom and logic of bandying figures and associating same with his sons who are thorough bred professionals in their own rights reminding them that the court of law is and remains the judicial institution for trying cases and not whipping sentiments in order to give the dog a bad name and hang it.
The statement opined that Sahara Reporters is propagating these lies and propaganda because of the legal cases against it by the former Minister for misleading the public and defaming his hard earned name and reputation having served the nation in various capacities with enviable untainted records of public service. It urged the EFCC to be straight and above board in their investigations and avoid speculations and conjectures that are infringing on the fundamental human rights of his sons.
The statement reads in parts:" Associating my sons to the Sylva McNamara account that allegedly received funds from the office of the embattled National security Adviser is highly preposterous and unthinkable. "I am particularly amazed by the fact that trials and investigations are being done using the media unconventionally just to satisfy the cravings of political entities who are desperate to rub my hard earned reputation in the mud. " Since the invicinble Sahara Reporters whom I have legal cases against are at the forefront of misleading the public and defaming my person, perhaps rationalizing that I would withdraw pending suits against it, I am using this medium to challenge it and the EFCC to publish in good conscience the signatories and the names of the directors of the said company and to restate that I shall conclusively pursue this injustice and infringements to a logical end., "


www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/01/obanikoro-to-efcc-stop-this-media-trial.html?m=1
PoliticsRe: 15 People Including A DPO Killed In Fresh Attack By Boko Haram In Adamawa State by monkautos(op): 10:08am On Jan 27, 2016
news are technically reported this days
Politics15 People Including A DPO Killed In Fresh Attack By Boko Haram In Adamawa State by monkautos(op): 7:52am On Jan 26, 2016
No fewer than 15 people including the Deputy Police officer of Viniklang Police Division, were killed in separate attacks by suspected Boko Haram members in six villages in Girei Local Government of Adamawa State over the weekend. According to residents of one of the villages, the sect members stormed their homes in the middle of the night while they were sleeping and started killing people.
They said that there was an exchange of gunfire between the Nigerian military and the attackers who were forced to retreat into the bushes. During the attack, many homes in the villages comprising of Koh, Demsare, Tabongo, Fawure, Noyine and Ndikajam were completely razed by the invading Boko Haram insurgents.
Bodies of those killed in the attacks have been removed by officials of NEMA, ADSEMA and the Red Cross.

www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/01/15-people-including-dpo-killed-in-fresh.html?m=1
CareerSafety Officers Needed In Anambra by monkautos(op): 9:26pm On Jan 20, 2016
if you are an unemployed person with a NEBOSH, HSE 1,2,3 or with ISPON certificates: you love to be entrepreneurial. you reside in anambra state.
please contact..Joachim
NO: 07068993251
or send your CV to
email: emmyjoach@gmail.com
Politics“i Will Bring Back Our Girls From Dubai ” – Buhari Tells Media by monkautos(op): 1:54pm On Jan 18, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari left everyone at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport stunned as he left the country for the United Arab Emirates when he said “Do not worry, I will Bring Back Our Girls”.

The President made the shocking statement while addressing the media before boarding the Presidential Jet bound for the U.A.E where he is due to visit both Abu Dhabi and Dubai. While fielding questions, a journalist made mention of the Bring Back Our Girls campaign, to which the president answered “Yes, it is a priority. I will bring back our girls from Dubai”.

While majority of the Press were in stunned silence, the following conversation ensued between Mr. President and some journalists present at the pre-flight briefing.





PRESSMAN 1: “Excuse Me, Mr. President, did you just say you would bring back our girls from the U.A.E?”

PMB: “Yes I did. It is a priority”

PRESSMAN 2: “To Bring Back Our Girls”

PMB: “Yes”

PRESSMAN 1: “From the U.A.E”

PMB: “Yes”

PRESSMAN 3: “Mr. President are you saying our girls are in Dubai?”

PMB: “There are many of them there, many others in Abu Dhabi. There are others in Italy and Germany, I have been in touch with our Embassies and High Commissions in this country, and I can confirm these”

PRESSMAN 4: “Amazing”

PRESSMAN 1: “Unbelievable”

PRESSMAN 3: “I really am confused”

PRESSMAN 2: “But Mr President, Mr President, How did Boko Haram manage to move the girls from Chibok to Sambisa rto Dubai?”

PMB: *at this point The President looked puzzled* “Chibok? Sambisa? What are you talking about?”

PRESSMAN 4: “Sir the Ch……”

PMB: *then he smiles and shakes his head* “Oh! Ah! Ah! I think there has been a slight confusion”

PRESSMAN 1: “But Mr President You Said the Bring Back Our G…….”

PMB: “Oh Yes. I don’t mean those Girls. The Military are doing everything within their power to bring them back alive. I am talking about our Girls who have been trafficked abroad into prostitution and forced labour”

PRESSMAN 2: “WOW”

PMB: “I have been working closely with NAPTIP for this trip. Especially after I read about the girl who was left stranded in Dubai by a……….what do you call them? Her “maga”. Meanwhile her friends in Nigeria had been putting up ‘missing person’ posters. We need to put a stop to that”

PRESSMAN 3: “But Mr President, I thought Bringing Back the Chibok Girls were the essence of the meeting with the #BBOG Campaigners and that the Chibok girls have always been priority”

PMB: “They are still a priority, but they are not the only ones my Government is out to rescue, especially with the way and manner the #BBOG have tried to stain my name in a bid to get the public angry with me. Insha Allah we shall Bring back ALL our Girls”

http://www./posts/95650/
PoliticsRe: Part Of Aisha Alhassan's Address To Chibok Girls' Parents (Video) by monkautos(m): 9:18am On Jan 15, 2016
OP, i can't judge an incomplete video
PoliticsRe: A Letter To Father Mbaka by monkautos(op): 1:25pm On Jan 08, 2016
ogbonnajude507:
ANOTHER LOOSED WAILING WAILER FROM YABA....BROTHER WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN?,AFTER YOU CLAIM TO GRADUATE FROM SCHOOL WITH A 2:1 CHEMICAL ENGINEERING FOR THAT MATTER,THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN COME UP WITH,HOW DO YOU EXPECT THE SITTING PRESIDENT TO FIX ALL THE PROBLEM OF NIGERIA IN JUST SIX MONTHS LOOKING AT THE PRESENT ECONOMIC SITUATION OF THE COUNTRY WITH BRENT CRUDE OIL WHICH IS OUR ONLY SOURCE OF REVENUE FOR NOW HITTING ITS LOWEST PRICE SINCE 2004.OGA ADE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT MR PRESIDENT IS NOT A MAGICIAN AND IF YOU FEEL YOU ARE TIRED OF SITTING AT HOME WITHOUT A JOB ITS HIGH TIME YOU STARTED THINKING OF HOW TO ADD VALUE TO YOUR SELF AND TO THE COUNTRY INSTEAD OF LAZYING AROUND BLAMING THE INCUBENT GOVERNMENT FOR ALL YOUR PREDICAMENT.TO THE WRITER OF THE LETTER PLS.
Must every satement end in wailing wailers...na wa o
PoliticsA Letter To Father Mbaka by monkautos(op): 11:31am On Jan 08, 2016
Dear father,
I would like to remind you of some of the words you used during the 2015 election campaign period. I quote “the so-called democracy was a hidden autocracy. It was deceptive and questionable quack miler. Nigerians suffered hunger unnecessarily. We heard about oil subsidy being removed and added whatever be (is) their jargon, nobody understood them. We heard about minimum wage, the civil servants suffered, the minimum wage was not paid and we were all calm. In 2015, Nigerians will not be calm again”

But sir, in just few months your so called holy spirit inspired change government has been more autocratic than any other government in the past 10 years. The government has flaunted court orders, killed thousands of Nigerians just because they impinged free flow of traffic and further arrested all its political enemies in the name of fighting corruption. They have killed innocent civilians, just because they were protesting. Father, I ask you isn’t this government more autocratic. People this days are so much filled with fear to such an extent that the truth this days has become a very scarce commodity. Media houses now give use the truth technically, while the new synonym of opposition is now wailing. Father is this the way forward. How can a country that wants to progress be so afraid of her president.

Father, you also told us that the citizens where suffering too much as at 2014 but sincerely speaking father can you compare the amount of suffering from that time with the present time. The NBS recent statistics suggested that about 1.9 million jobs were lost in three months ( September, October and November. 2015), the Nigerian stock exchange is heading downward with supersonic speed, inflation rates is on the rise and do you know the funny thing father; the presidency scarcely speaks about measures in curbing this disturbing facts. The presidency loves talking about corruption and how determined he is in fighting corruption, but he keeps using the same old tactics that previous governments used without achieving any meaningful result.

Father, you also talked about oil subsidy removal and its jargons I hope you now understand the jargons associated with oil subsidy. The minimum wage you spoke about sir cannot even be paid by most states presently and you are quite. I know your defense will be that the past government looted all the monies. We know that we accept it, but is that all we will hear for the next four years? The monies were made by the past government. The present government should make their own money and make good use of it. The past administration made money through oil, Nigeria has over 40 mineral resources the present government can choose to make theirs through iron ore or coal or alluvial gold or even copper. A responsible government sort for solutions and not gnashing of teeth.

Father, the reason I am pointing this things out is so that you as a political ally of the president can inform him about our present predicaments. How can I be happy? I was told to study and come out with at least a 2-1. I studied and achieved it in a department like chemical engineering. But after all the studies and hard work the only job the present government is offering is teaching job. If I knew that, I would have opted for a course in Education and not engineering, probably to save one year.

Father, you know you have strong followership and whatever you say to your followers becomes law. It is about time you start separating your emotions from the words of the Holy Spirit. Please stop using you spiritual powers to intimidate and oppress other people, God gave you a gift to help humanity and not to destroy humanity.

Furthermore, the NEWFACENIGERIAYOUTHS have decided to assist you in purchasing governorship nomination forms in the platform of the APC for 2019 governorship race. We hope you accept our offer.
Thanks for your understanding.

E.Nnaemeka Joshua

www.emmyjoach..com/2016/01/a-letter-to-father-mbaka.html
BusinessDangote Is Not A Boss But An Ordinary Worker by monkautos(op): 9:11am On Nov 11, 2015
This guy must be a clown... How can you say Dangote is a worker.

CareerIt Is Time For Nigeria Workers To Offer Chinese, Lebanese And Indian Managers Qu by monkautos(op): 2:28pm On Oct 29, 2015
Wikipedia defines management as a function that coordinates the efforts of people to accomplish goals and objectives by using available resources effectively and efficiently. However, anyone who performs management functions in a firm is said to be a manager. As stated earlier, for a firm to be highly productive she must perform her organizational functions efficiently and effectively. While efficiency is concerned with the accomplishment of organizational purpose, effectiveness dwells on production of best possible product using the least amount of time or money.

Today many Nigerian businesses are controlled by managers from Asia; be it Lebanese, Chinese or Indians. All they do as managers is to make sure workers in the company puts in all the physical strength they possess until almost a point of death. In as much as this practice produces short term results, it has a long term effect in the growth of such organizations. I carefully studied a company that produces steel very close to ajaokuta steel company, the introduction of the company in that area brought lots of excitement and hope to people living around the area. But sooner than later their hopes and aspirations where cut shorts as Chinese managers were giving the mandate to manage the affairs of the company.

The managers thought they were being productive but the reality is that they were actually losing more than they thought they were getting. The company cannot boast of a staff working with them or rather working for them for as long as one year; all the company does is to continually repeat a particular process. The company hires a staff, trains the staff for a period of 3-6 months, worker then begins to work for them and normally after few months the worker becomes dissatisfied and quits his job. The company suffers another loss in training a new staff (loss in terms of time and money). They also suffer huge loss when the worker starts working for them because the new staff will need time to become an expert in the field after suffering all those losses just when it is time to start enjoying their reward the worker quits. Lastly the company suffers very big loss from product inconsistency which usually cost them about hundreds of thousands each week as customers are seen returning fake and unusable products.

Looking at all these I wonder why Nigeria entrepreneurs still prefers a Chinese or Indian manager over a Nigerian manager. If India was so good in managing then they would not be below Nigeria in the income per capita chart. If china was so good in management they would not be just 24 countries above Nigeria in the corruption index of transparency international. It is unfortunate that people like the Lebanese one of the smallest countries in the world and also among the poorest countries when compared with the income per capita is managing a Nigerian firm. I believe in the Nigerian manager and I am asking all Nigerians to sit up and tell these Asians that, hey apart from your white skin you are not better that me.
http://emmyjoach..com.ng/2015/10/it-is-timefor-nigeria-workers-to-offer.html
PoliticsRe: IBB Has Yarn .....? Breaking News by monkautos(m): 10:42pm On Mar 12, 2015
Apc and propanganda...na wa o....nothing wey i no go hear for this election

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