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RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 6:06am On May 09, 2020
dukeprince50:
but Tinubu is not 37 na
has any girl ever met with pops and told him, I like your SOn .talk true wink
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 6:04am On May 09, 2020
dukeprince50:
but Tinubu is not 37 na
my love for TinUBu CAi. kiss smiley I'm just a people's person. Anybody anyone PeOple hate, I love.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:01am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
Jisi ike Nwanyi oma. Onwero ife mee gi. Idi very much ok.
I wish you the very best in life and keep spreading the love of God.
Shalom Lekah
I've disturbed you so much. GooDniGht smiley
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:51am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
Very lovely songs you 've got here. You have lived in the US all your life, yet you sing Igbo songs and write in Igbo too. This is interesting. You must be a wonderful person.
I think that you are just a very unique being. Your spiritual gifts are simply outstanding.
Stick very close to God. He is ever merciful and loving.
Let me assume that you have grown past your crises years. A bright future is ahead of you. You have got so many beautiful reasons to live for.
Are you close to Our Dear Mother Mary?
Sounds interesting to know that Elo has kept his identity (African and Nigerian).
I know you are a STRanGer. But Please foRGive me and beg God to forGive me for what I am about to tell you. It's going to Get CReepy.
I have actually been hiding an Igbo boy's daughter for almost 5 years now. He was the first man I had a baby for. I just came to my senses few months ago. I have deleted his number from my contacts. I never wanted a black man to father any of my ChilDRen. I'm so sorry for my PAST. DeePly SoRRy.
Maybe I'm paying for my sins. Can't even find his address. His name is OSiTA, from n'imo in AnamBRa State. I Confessed this to elochukwu. I BeG everyday for him to forGive me.
But how come I caRed so much about the inDiGenuous People of BiAfRa, then hated blacks so much and worshipped whites?. I think the church moulded who I am. I am into EuRopean & IGBO CultURe due to large following they have among such GRouP of PeOPle.
RiGht now I have been able to ACknowleDGe all RACes & tRiBeS are eQUal.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:40am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
Very lovely songs you 've got here. You have lived in the US all your life, yet you sing Igbo songs and write in Igbo too. This is interesting. You must be a wonderful person.
I think that you are just a very unique being. Your spiritual gifts are simply outstanding.
Stick very close to God. He is ever merciful and loving.
Let me assume that you have grown past your crises years. A bright future is ahead of you. You have got so many beautiful reasons to live for.
Are you close to Our Dear Mother Mary?
Sounds interesting to know that Elo has kept his identity (African and Nigerian).
ChimDinaGha/CHiNAGHa/ is his 2nd name. PAGans may just call it OJimnAGha- their names don't signify ChRiSt's pReSence .
Of CouRSe, I say the ROsary everyday in Igbo - maRia Ndi ASo ju putere GRACias. Sorry if I get Anything wROnG. One of my Daughters 4 yeaRs, understood Igbo before she went to live with a Relative.
Think his parents were prejudiced against AfRiCan AmeRiCans. The more they hated them. The more he DRew Closer to them.
I'm mixed with nsobo. That makes some of my family prejudiced against igbos. But despite the hate , that has made me draw closer. Mine is even better because my Aunts, GRAnDma & CouSins are Igbo.
He has no BlaCkAmeRiCan Relative. I wonder what's the compelling force.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:16am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
It sounds awesome to read your description of him.
Let me hope that he too does same for you in the same manner. This way, you both would be operating on the same frequency.
BROther, life isn't always about Give and take. He Can make do with whatever woman he likes. What Gives me greatest Satisfaction is touching his life through the POweR of God. Winning eteRnal life
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:26am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
'Lee Nwa Aturu koru n'elu one...' You must be a staunch Catholic.
Good to know you have three lovely daughters. It may not be easy raising them all by yourself. How do you cope? Perhaps, you get support from their fathers.
You are equally learned and you could achieve more. Well, it all depends on what you want in life. At 24, you still have great opportunities ahead of you. But most importantly, you have a great task of raising up your daughters.
As for your brothers, reciprocate with love. You don't have any other brothers apart from them and they want the best for you.
How come you have made up your mind to be with this guy or no other man? Does he see you as a potential life partner? Has he ever mentioned settling down with you? His body language and attitude towards you should tell you if he will commit to you for a life time or not. You are still very young. I mean, you can still reconsider your decision.
I keep begging God to have meRCy on us, POOR Sinners. O ChineKe, GBAGHARRA. N'ebere nna Onyenweanyi, BiKO. Njo Nile mere ChineKe mo GBAGHARRA. TeaRs of joy flow down my Cheeks for we have been ReDeemed. Onye Oma onyeoma ChineCHeRem ewo. I just see him as my SOn oR ChilD. honestly want the BeSt for him.
If not for my CAthOlic faith and iGBo COmmunity choir, I may have killed myself by now. Each time I feel like pulling the tRiGGer, I hear their voices sinGing to God in heaven. Giving PRAise in all Situations.
The boy I'm talking about is from a Small VillaGe in imO State. He Came here as a kid. What made him love and appreciate AfRiCan AmeRiCans as his own despite the hate we give them? This is not BeTRayal. He still maintains his NiGeRian iDentity. He treats everyone eQually with DiGnity and ReSPeCt.
In this life, the best thing is to go for your heaRt after seeking God's GUiDAnCe.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:21am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
'Lee Nwa Aturu koru n'elu one...' You must be a staunch Catholic.
Good to know you have three lovely daughters. It may not be easy raising them all by yourself. How do you cope? Perhaps, you get support from their fathers.
You are equally learned and you could achieve more. Well, it all depends on what you want in life. At 24, you still have great opportunities ahead of you. But most importantly, you have a great task of raising up your daughters.
As for your brothers, reciprocate with love. You don't have any other brothers apart from them and they want the best for you.
How come you have made up your mind to be with this guy or no other man? Does he see you as a potential life partner? Has he ever mentioned settling down with you? His body language and attitude towards you should tell you if he will commit to you for a life time or not. You are still very young. I mean, you can still reconsider your decision.
marriage is every woman's dream, but if it doesn't happen with him. Fine, I move on and we remain friends as usual. I ADmiRe Guys with Qualities but I can't bring myself to DatinG anyone that's not him, PeRiOD. I have found my matCh/missing PieCe. MaDe in heaven. When I think of him, I hear the voices of AnGels.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:08am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
'Lee Nwa Aturu koru n'elu one...' You must be a staunch Catholic.
Good to know you have three lovely daughters. It may not be easy raising them all by yourself. How do you cope? Perhaps, you get support from their fathers.
You are equally learned and you could achieve more. Well, it all depends on what you want in life. At 24, you still have great opportunities ahead of you. But most importantly, you have a great task of raising up your daughters.
As for your brothers, reciprocate with love. You don't have any other brothers apart from them and they want the best for you.
How come you have made up your mind to be with this guy or no other man? Does he see you as a potential life partner? Has he ever mentioned settling down with you? His body language and attitude towards you should tell you if he will commit to you for a life time or not. You are still very young. I mean, you can still reconsider your decision.
no way, it's either him or I die. Like I said, not asking for much just want to be friends. He can do whatever he wants with the ladies. Life shouldn't be taken too SeRious lest we mount too much pressure on ourselves. I'm hardCoRe not wanting to let go of him but at least I'm compROmising with being the most insignificant thing in this life.
They may be some other hot Guys I could reason their side. But that DeeP BOnD I have for elOChuKwU would never Die. He's a very BRave man. Do you know what it is to leave one's very COnSeRVative CAThOlic ChRiStian Roots and team up with An Alien culture, developing their PeRSOnality DiStinCtively? DeSPite RiDiCUle and ABUSe?Reminds me of myself and the whites. It Sweeps me off my feet. I've been with thousands of men. No one like him. If he like make e no marry born Pinkin. My GReatest happiness is that I found someone like him. Makes me Smile each day. My life has become new. The most important thing I am after is Salvation of mankind, his PeRSOnal GROwth and DeveloPment, before all that commitment talks. And I'm not cheap and willing to settle with whatever. If my major means were for ulterior motives, I won't have held wateR. would have walked away a long time ago. No matter what we are going through on Earth, no one has suffered as much as JeSus, the kinG of GlORy.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:11am On May 09, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
'Ngarube nke obe' at the bolded words. I am trying to recollect this song you mentioned but it seems like I have not heard it before.
Anyway, focus on building and developing yourself.
Apart from school studies, read and acquire skills, expand your knowledge, try and be loaded. Look out for ways to earn money from what you can do.
Lee ATURu ko n'OBe.
guy, I may look small and be 24 but I'm not a baby. I have an ACC DeGree from new York City. Got into college at 16. Took Classes all year ROunD,GRADuated at 19. I have 3DauGhteRs from EuROPean men. Dated all RACes. I've been Round the world and mixed with various CUltuRes. "Seen it all". I also think it's wrong to scaRe Children away from RShiPs. They just have to be caReful, that's it. They are meant to develop StaBle friendships with Guys who aren't family members. It's from here maRRiage will Stem. We need PARtners to progress through life. Things should go Smoothly and when the ChiPs ARe DOwn, they should be able to fall back on each other. If una like encourage the female members of your family to stick with you, so that when they need help tomorrow, you would start calling their name up and down in village meeting. Giving them name of Dependent sister. Isn't it better to be a liability to a husband than to take Shits from Relative. I never escape DOneStic VIOlence. I'd Rather my DeaD BoDy be brought than for me to leave my husband's house to a RelAtive or family house. So your brothers would be there to insult you? Why I keep picking on brothers is because they feel like they should be the only men in your life to protect you. They Chase other eligible. I have 3 brothers and I'm GOnna fucking SCRew their neck when I get the chance. Now they JaCk when shit goes wrong but had been POSSessive of me. If they knew they couldn't take caRe of me in future, why didn't they let me develop solid Relationships with men who would take me to the altar. I know these Days men complain of wives doing nothing. But that's not as DiSGRaCeful as Nieces or nephews hearing about you being a DePendant Aunt. KABiSh. ImA Do a numBeR on them .
When I talk about this guy I know what I mean. There is time for a woman to settle, RiGht after her teens. Been in too many headless and tailess RelationShips of these Days. Imagine someone Dating aimlessly till they are almost 40
It's either him or no other man. I've made my choice. This isn't the past when I was into the world and had PeRSOnality CRiSes. If he doesn't succumb, fine, I'll Remain SinGle but be his friend. I'm COntent with that.
RomanceRe: where are the ladies? upload a picture of you in a bikini. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:59am On May 09, 2020
Hottest Bikini in town

RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:53am On May 09, 2020
DeAlphaMale:
Had the same experience with a girl in school... She'd be playing Christian songs while we banged especially that Chinenye song
Una no laff faint join?
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 1:45am On May 09, 2020
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:43am On May 09, 2020
shomutuski:
Well! I don't know if my story is in line with the topic, i just felt like sharing it here.

While i was in university! My young blood got admitted into my school as a freshman, so it was a biggie for him that his senior brother was im final year and my squad was super lit, 7 man gang always rolling deep.

One time i went to see him in his lecture hall with my friends and all dem ladies there were thirsty af. You know how freshers always want to date guys above their peers level.

Long story short! That's how one of his course mate took my number and was chatting with me. I was actually astonished cus damn, the babe get mind. She just wanted a taste of the D.

I was even trying to engage her with suspense but she wasn't feeling it. She wanted straight hookup, first semester exams for me final year. I had one exam like that so i was reading in night class, her call came in and she was asking where i was?? I told her and she fixed a place where we should meet, very secluded and dark.

I was skeptical at first make he no go be setup!! But omo boy use one mind. I got there and she showed me her boobs very perky and caramel colored. Breast is my weak point. I like am diee ���. As i was freestyling on them, the babe just they give all those iphone ringtone....

That's how one nightguard shined torch ooo, we just jakpa commot, deep down i was praying we don't get caught cus i actually had a lot to lose been in final year, this bish never collect her first result sef. We linked up again in another location ooo, behind one stall like that close to a tree.

I told her to blow me, obviously she's not a professional cus she had major issue taking my whole girth. She was at it for good 15mins i didn't cum, this babe made a statement that i can never forget, she said jesus please save me here!!! � i almost died with laughter. Brothers forget about bishes claiming they are relegious ooo, if them see good D ehen. They go cooperate.

Nah so i finger am die!!! Emi hand of god maradona. The babe was so wet ehen, as i wan insert sim card nah so she say no. I asked why she said she's not ready that she needs permission. I was perplexed ooo, i asked from who she said from her friends.

I was like which friends she said the ones on the tree watching us. ������ Jesu

My gbola became flaccid, i asked if she was joking and she reiterated affirmatively... From there i sabi sey i don buy job.

Guys, i ran as fast as i could back to the hostel.
Told my guys and my brother what happened, i didn't sleep that night till the next morning after my papers. Alhamdulilah i passed if not i fot use extra year.

I traveled down to lagos to see my ustadh and i explained everything to him. I had to do spirituali cleansing and protection, barbed my hair skin and even set the outfit i wore that day on fire.

I graduated from University and all went well.

My brother told me years after that the babe is still into that modus operandi of giving nigga free bleeps.


Guys always be skeptical about a lady that wants to give you free knacks, some just want your destiny or something else.

If i wasn't fortified. Hmmmn i don't know what I'll be saying today.
what are you talking about? GOSh,, you're so PARA
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:22am On May 09, 2020
Jezking:
hmmm seriously huh
Guess you're Still huRtinG. I GOofed, my BA :-XD , Please foRgive me. Don't mean to huRt your feelings or make you feel foolish and StUPiD for ShaRinG your exPeRienCes on here. PeaCe, One love
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 1:07am On May 09, 2020
adexpa:
You better hold your emotions cus it wouldn't last. There is no attachment, you are both catching fun. He will move on once he got enough of your cookies
he hasn't even SlePt with me. AS in, the way he SPReaDs his leGs when he's walking and talking. Should have a veRy BiG D. Boys' BAthRoom that year cheesy So muCh jOy
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 1:05am On May 09, 2020
bassette:
This OP is facking hilarious mbok cheesy cheesy grin
you mean me? ;DyimU I dey wish say light off for the Place for night na One OGwAja JOB like that
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:02am On May 09, 2020
Ikennamurphy:
What happened after...what did your people do
They SACRificed him as a GOAT ROTFL cry
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:00am On May 09, 2020
shegzmartinsduke:
I was never into having my hair cut low,but since i started this relationship with my present wife,i became a skull man. She likes shaving my hair while we make luv,it makes her cum.
hmm, StOne ColD Steve AUSTin MiRinDA man
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 12:58am On May 09, 2020
highbee02:
I hope the guy didn't leave scars on the succulent part
no o, in leave map of nigeria
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 12:46am On May 09, 2020
slyfoxxjoe:
I used to give her head often no problem until one day she asked me to go lower and lick her crack. I was like hell nah.
make khia find you. You will AnSweR QueRy kiss
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 12:43am On May 09, 2020
bluefilm:
Wow!

People can lie for Africa o!

Never knew I would come across so many lies in just one thread.

But all the same, keep the lies coming.

'Cause I'm still enjoyin' it all.
Did you see the one of human being turn to GOAT? ewuRe
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:52pm On May 08, 2020
Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...
you WOn the TR sad wink smiley grin kiss cry cool cool cool cool cool cool huh huh huhOPhy. I thought it was the Guy who had an experience with his GiRl and his Gf's DAD
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:43pm On May 08, 2020
illicit:
Why everything cum be about sex huh

Well one girl asked me to join cultism that she likes to date bad Bois. I ran for my dear life.
put your hands up
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:10pm On May 08, 2020
Focusingmore:
I bleeped an Hausa girl who acted like she wasn't into sex. I did my first round she just laid there like a log of wood. So I decided to get dressed, next thing i know she locks me by the neck saying i must finish what i started. I had to call my friend to rescue me.

My friend had to beg me to finish the job, which I did under duress.
finiSh what you staRteD rOtfl wink smiley
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:18pm On May 08, 2020
Onego:
you might still add up
nahh I operate 001 very low appetite since I had kids due to stress of raising them alone
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:16pm On May 08, 2020
Lordave:
I have received over 90 painful bites from my girlfriend of recent.

She loves playing tough before sex, so she always bite me when I have subdued her.

And she done collect some dirty slaps too just to stop her from bitting harder.
wtfyo rotfl
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:03pm On May 08, 2020
Onego:
wow what about your mom?
mom was Skinny then became medium after 5KiDs. This is the most common. Mine is RARe
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:40pm On May 08, 2020
Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high. huh
you have made my Day cheesy lol GRAnDPa loves U. Don't mean to huRt your feelings but you didn't discuss what her dad looks like. If he was lean or looked like a BiG BlACk teDDiey beaR kiss
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:28pm On May 08, 2020
youngking22:
Beeped a girl once, while she was playing excess love mercy chinwo. Paused the song, she played it back saying she likes the song. Imagine getting dicked with two sound tracks, jesus you love me too much oooo, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, really weird.
I just weak. Have you translated those khia songs to Igbo? Lol watCh Onye OZi. There's some GiRl SeDuCinG A white OlD man iGBo. cool shocked crylWkMD
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:22pm On May 08, 2020
Acedave1:
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land
but girls here SCReam DaDDy lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:20pm On May 08, 2020
Alhajiclem:
One asked me to pour red oil inside here before sex.i just ran away out of her room into the kitchen and just wept for her life.never saw her again till I left gombe.
lol you flew like CASPeR grin

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