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RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:17pm On May 08, 2020
ArticleBeast:
Guess u love adventure.... U can try sleeping nude outdoor for a start grin
would love that kiss
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:16pm On May 08, 2020
Liliantalks:
not exciting to me at all , I can’t trust no nigga like that , blindfolded!! Nope , that woman was paid , I ain’t . I ain’t interested in such not one bit
you Sef. You are too BuSh. nO offence
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
ArticleBeast:
Babe wey say if she and her ex have sex, them go ask for forgiveness naked.... She say it turns her on. That angels mate with her. Na konji push me enter then
hmmmnnnnn I kinda like that. Willing to tRyy
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:06pm On May 08, 2020
Stacyomolola:
Very weird
All wEiRDeD uP wink
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:01pm On May 08, 2020
ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.
O Boy. She no Play ChRiStian muSiC join?
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:58pm On May 08, 2020
Theevilone:
I dated this girl in school and we lived together in my room so na steady bleeping, sometimes we go don bleep like 3 or 4 times before noon so to some points if I want to bleep she will be avoiding me and I managly slid into her and bleep her later she told me she prefer it by force that I should start raping her that she enjoys it



Secondly my current babe will always want me to bit her nipple very hard but me Gann dey fear


Thirdly the last girl I dated in school will always ask me to bleep her so she will sleep earlier and wake earlier for her early morning lectures and will ask me to tell her when I want to Cum so she will touch her clit and Cum together with me lol .
none of this is CRaZy BRo wink smiley should try mine
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:52pm On May 08, 2020
Kaamisha:
Have the name tattooed somewhere.
this one is not CRazy na. This ReGUlaR . I got many of my BOy, O.G
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:34pm On May 08, 2020
Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.
Omo SOlDieR. You never DRink BlooD
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:06pm On May 08, 2020
dukeprince50:
lol, I see. U also had a crush on Oshiomole, ur love for Trump is mind blowing too.
Of all the people to like, na Tinubuhuh, anyway seeing ur moniker, I think u are attracted to ur type(this is not supposed to be an insult sha, just wanna have fun)
ROTFLMAOOOOO ARent they mOnKeyiShly Cute wink
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:05pm On May 08, 2020
lefulefu:
wetin tire me for that tinubu man be say upon all the money wey im get he still has a very bad dentition grin.the wifey is trying sha cheesy..how u wan take kiss such a man cheesy
I am like that. He is among cuteSt POlitiCiAns after DOnald DUKe smiley
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:01pm On May 08, 2020
dukeprince50:
blood of modafucker
honestly O, I have liked him. ThOSe eyes. There's something about them. He ROCks my woRlD. Not about the money. He's Sexa cool tongue kissy in a TinUBuiSh way. When I was 4 years old, I had heavyCRUSh On GeORge BuSh &him.for guy t, maybe it's because he looks like my D.Ad
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:52pm On May 08, 2020
dukeprince50:
u are saying all these gibberish cos u haven't seen money or u already have money, those that doesn't have and are lazy or maybe life was hard for them due to their background will do anything to get it o.
Imagine Tinubu want date u, swear say u no go say yes.
I've seen money, but tinubu is cute nnah cheesy Sexie mesmeRiZinG eyes
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:47pm On May 08, 2020
lefulefu:
ok they look cool but i dont like kpenlenge girls cheesy
my spec for life cheesy
why you PUt KAnayO piCtuRe? huh smiley
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:28pm On May 08, 2020
NewDelhi:
Fine fine girls dey this Lagos o.

Just checked out that maliya on Instagram.. . If you see the guy she dey roll with sef very ugly thing but of course na money be fine bobo.
I can't do it again. I can't be with a man I don't tRUly lOve
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:24pm On May 08, 2020
davillian:
You don't know petit girls....
Let me help you out
There are girls that can be 27 and u will call them 15 or 17......
There are those girls that won't be allowed into the club becous they think their under aged until they bring out their I'd.....
u sef. Person dey always ask where my ma dey but I dey early 20's with 3female ChilDRen
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:23pm On May 08, 2020
Easykel21:
I just found the love of my life Maliyaofficial
what of moyinGeGe & the other hAUsa Chic
RomanceRe: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:11pm On May 08, 2020
Onego:
You guys are funny what's bad in been slim,more over many of this ladies when they give birth can become fat
mine was the other way. I used to be aveRAGe but got Slim after givingBiRth to 3KiDs
RomanceRe: Igbo Boys In Here Aren't Trying With Their Unethical Characters by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:39pm On May 08, 2020
husbandsnatcha:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Do you wanna meet her¿
we ROll together. She just made me meet A fantaStiCman
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 5:38pm On May 08, 2020
[quote author=Adamswest378 post=89311775][/quote]Lsa?
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 5:37pm On May 08, 2020
freethinker420:
I don't understand
sorry LGAs
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating A Nigerian Woman In America by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:33pm On May 08, 2020
Chuky7:
wow...he must be cute with your beautiful DNA...would have asked for a pic...

lol a Chuks

Ochuko have big heads...I don't
hahahahaha
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:25pm On May 08, 2020
ChizzyBuna:
I have conversations with that soft voice too, like a self interactive prayer.
As for the guy, it is possible that as souls before entering earth . You both are in the same soul group and signed a life contract to accomoy help each other here on Earth shattering adventure
Souls before the enter earth, they make contracts with other souls to learn deeply the lessons of life.
In spirit realm Earth is seen as the dimension of action and experience
The more a soul learn from earthly experience good or bad. The more this soul develop and grow higher spiritually.
So some tough and harsh experience here on Earth will develop a soul to high levels spiritually.

For example
Soul A makes a contract with soul B. That here on Earth soul B will break soul A heart and it will teach him an earthly lesson and experience on betrayal, forgiveness..
Some people in toxic relationship are just two souls who signed a contract to be in that situation to experience and learn how it feels to be hopeless,how to fight for yourself and many more earthly lessons that come from our harsh experience.

Rough Dirty diamond has to pass through fire to be purified and become shiny beautiful fresh piece of diamond.
It's during the hard times that our main lessons on Earth are learned.
Thanks for your intelliGenCe.
here we go, he's going to think I'm nuts. Wish you were related to him so . Sorry, did you lose people during the CiVil WAR? Thinking that's where it came from. My PaRents are from Delta mixed tribes. His are across the NiGeR, imO State.
My mom explained it as Same thing that happened to ChinUA ACheBe. How he thought he was enGliSh before he identified with his cultuRe. Among the most traumatizing experiences I had as a young GiRl was hearing Rita EDOChie tell her husband in the movie things fall APARt," look what the white SKin has done to you, OKonkwo". That began to ShaPe me. Wanted to be white at all COsts. I did all I could to identify with the white RaCe. I hid one of my Children's father away because he was Black. I didn't know I was affecting my Daughter. God, see my baby's face . I would CRy everyday. Doesn't She DeSeRve to be white. I'm now back to my senses. Though haven't broken totally free.
Remember St CyPRian Iwene tansi hearing voices of the AnGels SinGing? Happens to me everytime. Especially when I'm waking up from sleep. I hear songs hymns from heaven GloRifying OSePuluwa, I would call it, in Igbo.
I'm not pure Igbo. They call Deltans fake ibos. Plus, I have itSekiRi nsobo in my family.
Go to my Facebook, BARBie HaRajuku GaGaBee embarassed
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating A Nigerian Woman In America by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:13pm On May 08, 2020
Chuky7:
You have a kid?
with a Serbian grin
yes. Are you an OChuko or Chuks?
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:03pm On May 08, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
I think you may have a special thing for this guy which he obviously does not appreciate nor reciprocate.
It's not easy to extricate yourself from someone you love genuinely.
Where do you see your relationship with him in the next 2 years? Marriage or just fun? What do you really want for yourself?
Is he the type of guy you want to stick to through thick and thin?
I'm not asking for nothing at this point. I had even told him to mute my messages and said him he doesn't have to respond, but read whenever he feels like. Just wanna be there somewhere, somehow you know? No matter how insignificant. I'm not DeSPeRate or RetaRDed. Just a good person and want to be seen as that. Mean no haRm. Don't care if he has someone in his life or would cheat on me after, I'm not territorial or expecting much. Really want the flow to be easy. My Bible tells me that the humble would be exalted and the meek would inheRit the earth. Even if I was to gain nothing for being Good? There's no ReaSOn for me to be PROuD. Always send interesting uplifting stuff, pictures , videos and stories. Basically about God, my timeline, and what I'm actively engaged. I've sent the link to my ClOUD & Google. Never as a means of control, just so there's me there subtly affecting his life in a POSitive- this I do for God's gloRy & CReDit, not mine. He's not DeaDBeat but cares somewhat. Reason he has not blocked me.
It's not like I was ACtively looking for love or expected anything. He just came to me and started Chatting me up.
When he told me he was Igbo, I almost fell on my knees with heart in hand shedding tears of joy. I Remember the SOnG we sing at StatiOns of the CROSS.
Chukwu n'OGige Gethsemane'
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating A Nigerian Woman In America by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:44pm On May 08, 2020
myles16:
it makes you a Nigerian Bred na
so I be AJe PAKO angry ? ROtfl cheesy grin cry cry
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:39am On May 08, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
You are most welcome.
it's extremely Painful. Folks act like I have a mental illness, I'm being clingy or in need of sex. We have human limitations, but if that was the underlying factor, I may have called him a bum nigga and left AGes tho.
Something keeps drawing me back. Should be the voice of the hOlySPiRit, begging me BiKO in our native Dialect. Because it's neither male or female. Softest voice I've heard, calming my senses down. I have battled with anger all my life few days to meeting this boy.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:31am On May 08, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
O well, you already have an idea of what you need to do in his life.
Pray for God's guidance and direction.
Good luck.
Thanks
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:26am On May 08, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
You have done your bit.
Let him continue doubting. There must be a reason why his father is sending that signal to him.
ChRiStianity says we are meant to live GoD's puRPOSe. Don't know if this mines. Connecting a father and his son. Because this boy has done some annoying things to me, I can't think of ShaDOwinG him. He BaSiCally shits on me everytime but I'm still here. Not after marriage or anything. If it comes, I will accept. Just want to be there as a friend in case he is ever down. Want to be there to UPlift his spirit. I Believe it's Jesus ChRist the son of God working through me.
I told him I'm not after what he has or nothing. Ive proved it with ACtions. just want him to be fine smiley. God ReSCued me from DePRession. I want his PeaCe to flow from myself to mankind. God is about shaRinG and light. I have nothing to hide.
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:17am On May 08, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
You see!
Just like I knew he wanted you to help out with something.
The thing he requested of you is very dear to his heart and he needed some help with it.
Did you tell the son about the dreams?
yes. But he thinks I may be Playing Games
RomanceRe: She's Into Whatsapp Porn Group... by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:16am On May 08, 2020
HarunaWest:
Uncle leave the lady alone oooh.....I don't know why people feel you shud just meet someone and you want to change them sharperly, she will start pretending for you. You shud have let her be,then later on use what you discovered to tease her.If she then discovers that your don't genuinely like her negative traits, she will grow out of it and delete the group. But you wan form Mr Loverman Shaaba dey even quarrel am cos she is living her life, start expecting Lies and pretence from her henceforth. Women grow to like a lover, and when they do, they stop their negative vibes to a large extent...Meanwhile Maintain Physical Distancing
PhySiCal distancing? HaRuna no Get jOy
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Think Am A Whor.e Before They Get To Really Know Me by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:09am On May 08, 2020
Oluromantic:
If you know who teni the singer is, you will know you don't have a problem. Teni will kiss, hug and whine waist for her crew guys and give them lap dance. She's known for who she is. Ppl have called her names...slut, loose girl, shapeless fattie etc. The girl no send, she just keeps glowing. So I'll give u same advice.. ignore them and be yourself.
when o for APATA memorial SkU?
RomanceRe: 404 Not Found by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:01am On May 08, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
What does the man say to you each time you see him?
He might be trying to pass a message to you.
What do you think?
he may be late. About raising his son as a strict Catholic. I'm very Godly but still into the world. I felt Guilty BeCause I know I had SexteD his son.

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