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CrimeRe: Lady Gangraped By Her Boyfriend And Her Friend In Ogun (Photos) by MonkeyMods(m): 9:45pm On Mar 24, 2022
Se.x starved ritualist skull miners. If they weren't caught I guess they would have mined her head along


Sophisticated ritualists
CrimeRe: Yoruba Man Arrested In Georgia For Killing 61 Year Old America by MonkeyMods(m): 8:56pm On Mar 24, 2022
E don carry his amala and ewedu skull mining head to America


Jail him and throw the key inside lion mouth

PoliticsRe: BOLA TINUBU AND THE COST OF POLITICAL MISCALCULATION by MonkeyMods(m): 8:22pm On Mar 24, 2022
Enough of Tifnubu hullabaloo.


He can't be president. Even his gateman knows that
PoliticsRe: Touting: Anambra Has Defeated Agberoism; Lagos Still Sleeping by MonkeyMods(m): 6:18pm On Mar 24, 2022
A Yoruba woman can't survive without selling agbo. Just as a Yoruba man can't survive without owomida


Otherwise they turn to awawa boys or one million boys
PoliticsRe: Cabal Asks Jonathan To Prepare For APC Presidential Ticket - Sahara Reporters by MonkeyMods(m):
I laugh in Bullion van


Heartache for Tifnubu's online urchins


Hedonini:
Tinubu can't get that ticket, that's for sure. It is also sure that the fake pastor can't get it. The abokki powers that be can't trust these two. Anything else is a possibility.
Exactly. I've lived in the north. A northerner would rather trust a high way robber than trust a Yoruba man

PoliticsRe: LASU Litters Convocation Venue With Tinubus Campaign Banners. by MonkeyMods(m): 1:44pm On Mar 24, 2022
Lanretoye:
yes the one my father is fighting.
Fixed!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rich Boy Washes His Feet With A Bottle Of Drink (Photos, Video) by MonkeyMods(m): 1:28pm On Mar 24, 2022
So this poultry backyard is now a rich man's abode?
PoliticsRe: LASU Litters Convocation Venue With Tinubus Campaign Banners. by MonkeyMods(m): 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2022
Lost battle if you ask me
PoliticsRe: 2023: THE ODDS AGAINST TINUBU by MonkeyMods(m):
Tinubu is going nowhere.. it's only here on NL he has dumb supporters.

An average Yoruba man don't want him as president of Nigeria.

I stylishly asked some Yoruba friends if they'd be voting him and their answers were epic:


'Nooooo, we won't vote that Bullion van criminal'

I was shocked cos it has always been seen as SE way of addressing him
PoliticsRe: Umahi: I'm Unbothered By Court Ruling On My Sack. I've Even Added Weight by MonkeyMods(m): 12:14pm On Mar 24, 2022
This one na consolation talk

E pain my guy reach medulla oblongata
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Governors Agree On Adamu As Consensus Chair by MonkeyMods(m): 12:10pm On Mar 24, 2022
Halifaxguy:
By the time Buhari finished dealing with thief Tinubu and his urchins, they will know that Nigeria doesn't revolves around SW.
Louder so leodeking can hear he's at the back seat close to the toilet
CrimeRe: Mary Stella Osim: Missing 26-Year-Old Lady (Pictured) by MonkeyMods(m): 11:59am On Mar 24, 2022
ceejay80s:
She's truly missing , she's a church member
What were the events leading to her disappearance?

Let's start from there.


Quality information can help locate missing persons
FashionRe: See the Pageant Organisers Contesting for National Executive Position Of The As by MonkeyMods(m): 11:46am On Mar 24, 2022
Nonsense and beauty pageants
PoliticsRe: Oladele Ademola Samuel Renovates A Well As His Constituency Project In Ekiti by MonkeyMods(m): 11:32am On Mar 24, 2022
Ewooooooooo


Sophisticated well

He even had the effrontery to write his stupid name on it

CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Raping And Killing His Landlady by MonkeyMods(m): 11:29am On Mar 24, 2022
Skuller


Se.x starved perverts
CrimeRe: Mary Stella Osim: Missing 26-Year-Old Lady (Pictured) by MonkeyMods(m):
Sometimes these people aren't missing per se. Some of them commit crimes and to hasten their arrest, they term them 'missing'



Believe that!
PoliticsRe: Umahi Blasts Wike: You Are Just Packing Rivers Money & You Are Boasting by MonkeyMods(m): 11:05am On Mar 24, 2022
It takes a thief to catch a thief
CrimeRe: 18yr Old Boy Murders Housewife Wit Pestle In Kano After Stealing Her Phones(pix by MonkeyMods(m): 10:07pm On Mar 23, 2022
Almajiri ga tuwo, mbaka zo ba za muchi abunchi


Almajiris that year


Buhari Jr
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Bianca And Ojukwu's Traditional - Photos by MonkeyMods(m): 6:11pm On Mar 23, 2022
Mickykarim:
SHAMELESS. Covetous failed war monger. Married same girl he participated in her naming rights. Recall Bianca's father was vehemently opposed to the AMORAL old man move.
Why are you depressed na?
FamilyRe: Mom Walk In On Her Son And His Manfriend Making Out (video) by MonkeyMods(m): 5:56pm On Mar 23, 2022
Who was videotaping?
FamilyRe: Friend Reveals What Happened Night 'Spider Wife' Jumped Barbwired Fence (pic) by MonkeyMods(m): 3:51pm On Mar 23, 2022
This is concocted. Hopefully we get the real gist
TravelRe: Aftermath Of The Fire Incident At Apongbon, Lagos Island by MonkeyMods(m): 3:50pm On Mar 23, 2022
B for Buhari

B for bad luck any where he goes
PoliticsRe: Governor Seyi Makinde Bows To Greet Atiku Abubakar In New Photos by MonkeyMods(m): 3:45pm On Mar 23, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm.. HE Atiku is no longer from the Fulani stock you hate, disparage and disrespect. Suddenly you no longer support that the President comes from your Igbo stock.smh.

You will still lose again because your political strategy is founded on hatred, bigotey and lies.


On the mandate of Asiwaju I stand.
If you like sit on his balls....he still will NOT win. We rather support a fulani than support Tifnubu.

That's how bad it is..
PoliticsRe: Atiku Declares To Run For President by MonkeyMods(m): 3:39pm On Mar 23, 2022
IPIGSRDOTARDS:
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Another rubbish trash from omo Yebo masquerading as omo Yoruba.
First, Yorubas don't care about federal positions, we could care less if they give you yebos all the positions under Atiku.
We don't need govt positions to have development in Yoruba land. As you can see, the SW was developing very well under Jona-daft even though he filled his govt with Yebo people. And no serious development really occurred under Jona-daft in yebo land despite having all the yebos in his govt.
It's now under Buhari that they are building the 2nd Niger bridge also known as Buhari bridge. It's under Buhari that they are building and opening Airports is different parts of Igbo land.
So in essence, we don't really care who is in govt and who and who are appointed.
SW will still lead the country in current and capital developments.
Stop parading yourself as omo Yoruba, your fraud is as clear as daylight.
Prince of Aba.
Yes SW don't need government positions cos definitely they got plenty skulls to mine to increase IGR
simpleseyi:
Tinubu and we the Yorubas disgraced you and Atikuchukwu in 2015. We humiliated you again in 2019. In 2023, we shall completely annihilate you and force you into exile.
In your delirium
PoliticsRe: Atiku Declares To Run For President by MonkeyMods(m): 3:34pm On Mar 23, 2022
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FreeStuffsNG:
Iyen na nice. He is likely to win the PDP ticket as usual.
On the mandate of Asiwaju Tinubu I stand.

Just to let you know why Asiwaju Tinubu towers far above HE Atiku and others and state few of the reasons why I state that Asiwaju Tinubu is competent and the most prepared,I may need to take you down memory lane of his account of stewardship in public office sirs and mas.

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see was created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.

When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos .

One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, create Tutors General offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma

That's why my appeal goes to you my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
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Take your analysis to your household only cos they're the only Tifnubu voters
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Spot Toxic Work Places Before And During A Job Interview by MonkeyMods(m): 1:25pm On Mar 23, 2022
DontBullshitMe:
No be you contest Miss Nairaland that year?

Nawa ooh.
grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: How Jeremiah Ordered The Arrest Of Woman Whose Child Went Missing In His Church by MonkeyMods(m): 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2022
Hmmm
PoliticsRe: Video; ISWAP Terrorist Met Their Waterloo by MonkeyMods(m): 12:50pm On Mar 23, 2022
This video is nothing short of a video game. COD is better off abeg
PoliticsRe: Stones Used To Support A Stage For Buhari To Stand. What's your reaction? by MonkeyMods(m): 12:45pm On Mar 23, 2022
That stone signifies Nigeria. Buhari is standing on Nigerians....




We can't breathe cry
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Dependence On Imported Products Will End Soon, Buhari by MonkeyMods(m): 12:40pm On Mar 23, 2022
Ogbeni do and pack and go...we are tired of your imaginary stability
PoliticsRe: 2023: Video From Atiku Abubakar's Presidential Declaration In Abuja by MonkeyMods(m): 12:35pm On Mar 23, 2022
Running mate?
PoliticsRe: 2023: There Was No Pact To Ceed The Presidency To South West - APC Leaders by MonkeyMods(m): 12:01pm On Mar 23, 2022
oilPUSSY:
When I saw them dancing shamelessly on this thread below just because of fake news I wasn't surprised how stewwwpid they could be ...

Desperate urchings!


https://www.nairaland.com/7017048/apc-zones-presidency-south-west#110793011
I know who you mean but sha make I nor talk grin

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