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Romance › Re: Sex Robots: This Robort Can Give Almost The Same Sexual Pleasure Like Human by montezz(f): 10:30am On Sep 19, 2015

Sabrwahaqqo:
Ehn if ur boifriend no dey do u well, na to look out for syd bobo be dat now

You no ds tin will cost now .... Btw, how u go take get belle

artificial insemination.....m sure u will mk a perfect donor. lol

Romance › Re: Sex Robots: This Robort Can Give Almost The Same Sexual Pleasure Like Human by montezz(f): 11:34pm On Sep 18, 2015

Rhesusmonkey:
lol, bt u gats be changing d ba3, den maintenance probably outside d country. Then imagin say nepa take light or ba3 went flat in d heat of d action, lol, infact hw d robot wan take kiss u sef, so many disadvantages sef, and finally u luk cute 4 a machine 2 be drilling ur borehole.

lol....all these analysis to advertise d real zippy z quite incredible! it shouldnt bother u sinx its an alternative to d fleshy rod. can't use it everytime u knw,bt it'l b great to v something like dat....atlst u guys shakara go reduce.

Politics › Re: Iara Oshiomhole Visits IDPs Camp Today,Donates N2m And Other Items To Them(Pics) by montezz(f): 11:28pm On Sep 18, 2015

Richie0974:
Now she is expecting praises..... Just #2million for people that many.... Is that up to..... Half the worth of 6of her clothes.... This people should just stop pretending to be good Samaritans because they're not...

chai! bad belle of d highest order! ah ah. if she no do nw,na u ppu go still talk say she no do anything say she b golddigger!
bt na true u talk sha

Politics › Re: Meet The Explosive Device Expert Who Is Ready 2 Die In Fighting Boko Haram(pics) by montezz(f): 11:11pm On Sep 18, 2015

lol....told dis guy a yl ago dt he's been celebrated on nairaland bt he wouldnt believe me. love his kind of person....most esp,his religious views! i jux hope he wouldnt die for nigeria o cos hmmmmm.....!

Romance › Re: Sex Robots: This Robort Can Give Almost The Same Sexual Pleasure Like Human by montezz(f): 11:04pm On Sep 18, 2015

Rhesusmonkey:
babe y nt change boyfriend if urs is malfunctioning, abi u be calabar gal cos na only dem nid dis kind of robot

i will prefer d robot for durable and reliable service....i wont av to change it unlike boyfriends.

Romance › Re: When your side chick is the photographer by montezz(f): 10:34pm On Sep 18, 2015

demmy0325:
.. Nibo ni ilesa le wa.. ..

bolorunduro

Crime › Re: Maid 17 , Bathes Employer With Hot Water by montezz(f): 10:31pm On Sep 18, 2015

melzabull:
hoeruba and their cruelty...smh
Thankfully she didn't kill and use her employer for ritual

oga dokita...were kan tun re o! mtchew!

Romance › Re: When your side chick is the photographer by montezz(f): 10:20pm On Sep 18, 2015

Aminat508:
hmmm, my sister, iruru ni gbogbo a won politicians yen whalahi okanjepe, omisore ole se tobeyen ni, I swear Aregbe fvck up gann

mo like ki n ma fi awon to dibo fun aregbe se yeye gan o....lol. he never fails to disappoint u guys! i wish to knw u more dan dis. we can be friends u knw*winks*

Romance › Re: Whats Your ZODIAC SIGN? by montezz(f): 10:16pm On Sep 18, 2015

proudly saggitarian......always wanna make a difference!

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Romance › Re: When your side chick is the photographer by montezz(f): 10:13pm On Sep 18, 2015

Aminat508:
modibo fun, but motihun regret

Imagine 2months out of 6 months, whalahi, idiot in man yii shasha

se o fe san 2months ohun ni? if not for d massive protests and d labour leaders,he wanted to pay march's half salary. wetin pain me pass be say d he goat don turn osunst workers to a laughing stock. everybody jux dey open mouth dey talk anyhow....i wish omisore had won d election o...well ko le sele mo lailai. d guy no be ijesha man sef

Romance › Re: Sex Robots: This Robort Can Give Almost The Same Sexual Pleasure Like Human by montezz(f): 10:08pm On Sep 18, 2015

see as guys dey vex....lmao!. me go kuku buy. *singing*if ur boyfriend no dey do u well.....in iyanya's voice

Romance › Re: When your side chick is the photographer by montezz(f): 10:04pm On Sep 18, 2015

Aminat508:
baba kabiru wanbe oooooo... Kofunwa lowo kafi ra agbo ileya

lol...shebi eyin le dibo fun. e don dey pay sec schl teachers bt na two months salary sha. weere gidi ni bobo yen men

Romance › Re: When your side chick is the photographer by montezz(f): 9:59pm On Sep 18, 2015

Aminat508:
waoh

yes dear! aregbe nko l'abere?

Romance › Re: When your side chick is the photographer by montezz(f): 9:57pm On Sep 18, 2015

Aminat508:
Osogbo

interesting,m in ilesa.

Romance › Re: Just For The Ladies Alone.what Will You Do? by montezz(f): 9:55pm On Sep 18, 2015

hmmmm.....i think i will walk up to him,kiss him and lead him bk to d bedroom for a Q. my friend can hear me moan for all i care........*stomps outta bedroom lile nothing happened-ore ki la n so tele?*

Romance › Re: When your side chick is the photographer by montezz(f): 9:51pm On Sep 18, 2015

Aminat508:
DAT mad man

r u frm osun st? where? permit my curiosity o

Romance › Re: Whot My Fada Say Is Pain Me (pics Inside) by montezz(f): 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2015

op dot mine ur fada. juxt role up wheat shizzy or airforce. dem we helped u into ur mucik carrier. ur fada we be prowd of u sun. stake kia deer

Romance › Re: What's The Nicest Compliment U've Eva Heard Abt Urself by montezz(f): 9:33pm On Sep 18, 2015

jonaifame22:
hmmmm, massive behind, I love dat, buh hope u're stubborn for good sha, and ur craze extend reach bedmatics sha?

lol

Romance › Re: What's The Nicest Compliment U've Eva Heard Abt Urself by montezz(f): 9:27pm On Sep 18, 2015

i hear people complimenting my write ups,my beautiful fingers, my nt too massive behind(even female friends)although some says m too stubborn and cr*zy.

Romance › Re: What's Your Selling Point (girls Nd Guys) by montezz(f): 9:18pm On Sep 18, 2015

selling point naa ni

Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Is 40yrs Today ( Happy Birthday ) by montezz(f): 8:27am On Sep 18, 2015

happy birthday to my secret crush! llnp

Crime › Re: Man Dumped Wife For Online Lover Who Turned Out To Be A Nigerian Scammer by montezz(f): 12:10am On Sep 18, 2015

hell has no fury like a woman scorned...good for them sha. uncle/aunt kristen white u no try o. bt d oyinbo guy stupid no small....ao can u leave wat is certain to settle for uncertainty-online romance for dat mata! ode l'awon eebo yii o

Romance › Re: Man Gets Stuck In Best Friend's Wife During Illicit Sex by montezz(f): 11:58pm On Sep 17, 2015

Sabrwahaqqo:
Vaginal clamp (Penis captivus) don do him bad tin

Good for him tho

Romance › Re: Man Gets Stuck In Best Friend's Wife During Illicit Sex by montezz(f): 11:58pm On Sep 17, 2015

Sabrwahaqqo:
Vaginal clamp (Penis captivus) don do him bad tin

Good for him tho

lol@ joystick captivus. grin

Sabrwahaqqo:
Vaginal clamp (Penis captivus) don do him bad tin

Good for him tho

lol@ joystick captivus.

Crime › Re: 66-year-old Man Rapes & Impregnates Teenager In Akwa Ibom by montezz(f): 11:50pm On Sep 17, 2015

sometimes i wish these kind of news aint true...what a wicked world!

Forum Games › Re: Optical Illusions! by montezz(f): 11:37pm On Sep 17, 2015

bob marley

Family › Re: This Girl Is About To Be Kicked Out! by montezz(f): 10:56pm On Sep 17, 2015*

ismart:
you are just saying all this cos you are a woman as well. I know it's not easy cos to give birth.

The things is this girl doesn't show any sign that she cares at all. She lacks completely home maintenance.

apparently u v bluntly refused to see anything good in her.....from ur comments i can deduce you are jux hating the girl for no reason(m not in support of her actions tho). if she aint doing it right y dnt u sit her down and talk to her like a sister as something must be wrong sumwia. do u even care to knw wat transpired btwn her and ur aunt?she might v her reasons cos some mils can frustrate life out of dia dils thereby instilling fear into dia mind.u should knw her own side of d story bfr jumping to conclusions and counting everytn ur cousin buys for her. wat d hell will be ur gain by sending her packing-a trophy? d husband is a cousin of urs....all hell will be let loose if he is ur brother and ur aunt,ur mum. treat her d way u want ur aunt treated. accept her and show her love. and den,stop poking ur nose into other people's marital affairs. u can as well call ur cousin and constructively advice him to get his mum a maid rather dan badmouthing d girl.

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Education › Re: What Course Can Qualify One To Own A School by montezz(f): 11:30pm On Sep 16, 2015

Odunharry:
guess you studied / studying Edu Mgt??

nope....biology education

Celebrities › Re: P-square Shares Photos Of Their Condos' High-rise Building - See Photos by montezz(f): 3:04pm On Sep 15, 2015

seunlayi:
Even if it as high as NIMROD,

What will it profit a man, if he gains the whole world and lose his life -

ALL IS VANITY - in Ebenezer Obey voice

won tun ti de o! pesin go enjoy life before he die na. i wonder y some ppu wear clothes even when dey knw its all vanity!

Romance › Re: Which Number Is Best Arrangement? by montezz(f): 11:44pm On Sep 14, 2015

Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Is Next Ooni Of Ife, Says Nigerian Pastor In Ghana by montezz(f): 11:41pm On Sep 14, 2015

lmao...dis must be a joke o. awon woli ina-end time things!

Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You See Your Kids Doing These? by montezz(f): 8:35pm On Sep 13, 2015

Sile12:
Having a nice time with food stuffs.

l'aye aregbesola lo mo waste ounje bayii! hmmmmm.....he shud b ready to visit his grandma

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