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Smart woman.... As first lady don sure for her, her fellow house of assembly members don assure her to vote her husband

One Statutory delegates for Tinubu, with the promise of 200 fellow statutory members from National Assembly

Newest MMM in town

Buy form for ₦100m

Agree to step down for consensus candidate and offer a price ₦300m with agreement for juicy appointment

Collect your ₦300 million a night to primaries,

Mount the Podium at eagles square, cry bitterly and offer to step down for the greater good of APC



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Finally we are getting there.... Just hope another greedy Politician won't attempt to jeopardise the contract again

Agwotulumbe:
why you dey cry bra

Am only crying for one guy that agbala oracle would inflict with asthma and would soon die for his evil slander , defamatory comments and his useless corpse deposited at Chidubem ..

Poor boy doesn't know what's coming

This one go wicked pass Oshiomhole ooo.

Anyways AAC made announcement that their tickets are free and their doors are open to defectees

We have over 20 political partirs why are looters hellbent on getting APC and PDP tickets

In 2015 Tinubu funded APC he even paid for rent , office space and utility bills.. After APC success Oyegun wanted Tinubu to continue the charity, but he denied them and sent them to meet Presidency

Buhari gallantly told Oyegun that since he paid APC for their ticket and nomination forms he owes APC nothing and he won't Open CBN vaults to fund APC


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plaindealer:
Are you not agreeing with the same topic you labeled funny and spew rubbish against?

The topic is MAD, meaning Mutual assured destruction (MAD), meaning both the sender and the receiver shall perish regardless of who fired first.

So, are you a dunce for arguing against yourself or just for scoring your own goal?


This is the problem with some of you, you just jump into topics and start arguing blindly as if it's by force to post onn the internet.

Guy I left you alone kindly leave me alone

Mutual defence capabilities is not in anyway the same as mutual destruction ability

This is simple English... Attack vs Defence... S400 Russia and US patriot defence system Vs Nuclear warhead missiles and bombers/fighter jets

How are this similar?!

Some of you are something else

What kind of animals hold a baby and a nursing mother hostage?! What exactly do you want to use such cursed money for?! To. Marry more women and take more hard drugs

Buhari just gave this guys free hands to operate

Train attack for over a month now, no rescue efforts, no ransom paid , no negotiation by the government, all man for himself


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2026 is more certain for him


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SWATMan:
You are empty. Russia has a missile deterrence system against nuclear weapon. What was Reagan's star war all about?

"Russia has a nuclear strike back ability, same as United States"

This was my opening statement meaning both Russia and United States have defence capabilities.. even a dunce should be able to comprehend that

Malory:
Get out of my mentions

If I don't know you and never met you and you accuse me of rape, and incest over mere Nairaland politics may sorrow and pain never stop from your family

Malory:
Stop saying what you don't know. I was a witness when it happened

If I never raped my nephew or know you may Dangote trailer crush the lair between me and you to death insha Allah

By the special grace of Ramadan any blackmailer here would never know peace till they die a painful miserable death

Must you guys show your bitterness all about Abi what's my business with you

Malory:
Rubbish. Who cares about your little opinion about the east. In your little mind you are now a super star because of this incoherent gibberish you spitted here. I didn't read beyond the second sentence of this piece of junk knowing fully well it is all garbage without meaning. Shove whatever you think about the east down that part of your body that sees no light. You are non entity feeling funky on a faceless forum

Guy I take God beg you... Fvck off my mention and look for some else interested in your tantrum

Haaaa!!

plaindealer:
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Not interested in your rubbish, please face topic or exit thread if you have nothing better to contribute beyond your pointless rants.

Honestly your thread is filled with you crying all over the place because you can't take a different opinion

Anyways am out of here ... No time for negative vibes

Peace out!!

plaindealer:
Well, common sense should tell you that MAD is a global military doctrine that I did not create or formulate so why you, your lowly self with zero military and weapons knowledge conclude that decades-old global military doctrine is funny shows the shallow depth and comedic level of your own flawed mentality.


With your disgusting and insulting posts, you really need to learn or look up the meaning of the word CIVIL, maybe that word is just above your pay grade.

"Funny talks" isn't degrading or insulting except for emotionally unstable people taking politics personal

If you posted a theory on a forum and you don't want a debate then you simply state that without insult and we leave your thread for you

It's just too early to be throwing tantrums about over people who think of you as sub humans


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Are we no more practising Democracy or doesn't Jonathan have constituitional right to seek a second mandate since he only got one in 2011



Why are this people attacking every aspirants thinking that would automatically make Obi the people's choice

They are attacking Osinbajo, Tinubu, Atiku , Wike and now their beloved Jonathan Azikwe Ebelechuckwu Jonathan


If dull Malami and Bagudu the cabal wanabees likes let them bring Jonathan, they would be roundly defeated and sent to political oblivion

Since Jonathan, Sambo and Allison Madueke escaped jail the first time, they want to try their lucks again



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Malory:
This one don shift the goal post already. He is one of those who always reminds anyone that cares to listen how dangerous the east is because of the activities of unknown gunmen but he is here saying that the abode of Boko Haram Borno state is safe

Show me where I posted Your inconsiquential region pose any danger to me

Like I don't give a flying fvck about your freaking 5 little state

I have traveled to all geopolitical zones except yours and that's cos I have absolutely nothing taking me there

So why should I talk about how east is dangerous when I give no fvck about east

This topic is simply about car sales, and Bronu, kindly keep your self agradizement and ranting about SouthEast to your self

You guys just like looking for quarel all about to boost your little ego


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plaindealer:
Do you not know that Funny and comedy go together?

You labeled the topic funny when in fact it's a serious topic so what was so decorum about that.

I don't know why many of you love to play the victim after insulting other people?

Btw, you mean the West can not do back to the sender with their own Nukes because I'm an African?

Sometimes I just wonder how many of you rationalize the things you say.

Common sense dictate you find out what I find funny about your submission that made me write "funny talks" rather than proceeding to act uncivil

Malory:
But according to you the whole of south east states are not safe at all?

Stop getting paranoid where did I have such conversation with you regarding SouthEast or what's my concern with SouthEast?!

Must you people force your region on us as if we don't have 6 Geo political zones in Nigeria

plaindealer:
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What is this one blabbing about?

Abeg, it's not comedy time, I don't feel like laughing..

Let's discuss International politics with more decorum shall we... You are not a Russian or an Ukrainian you are an African so be less sentimental and more objective

S400 has a 90% accuracy rate and it deployment of counter missile can be done in Less than 10 seconds anywhere in Russia

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fineboynl:
this very one is a confirm scam.

Ok

I see Osinbajo convincingly winning any Election in Edo... But I doubt APC Edo State Delegates are for him



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Funny talk



Russia has a nuclear strike back ability, same as United States... It would take thousands of nuclear warheads to fully destroy a country as big as Russia or America, with their multiple defence system

Unlike tiny European countries that few Nuclear bomb and they are toast, if you successful hit Russia after beating their powerful missile defence system, they have the capacity to retaliate by lunching nuclear warheads from their submarines and fighter jets stationed strategically accross the globe,

they have countless bunkers accross cities to protect the next Generation of Russians should a nuclear apocalypse happen




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Russia has a nuclear strike back ability, same as United States... It would take thousands of nuclear warheads to fully destroy a country as big as Russia or America, with their multiple defence system

Unlike tiny European countries that few Nuclear bomb and they are toast, if you successful hit Russia after beating their powerful missile defence system, they have the capacity to retaliate by lunching nuclear warheads from their submarines and fighter jets stationed strategically accross the globe



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Only top level executives will get to work with Ellon musk

Only few local government at the outskirts of Bornu State at the extreme end of Nigeria are affected by Boko haram, except for occasional attacks, bronu is a normal cool state

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.... Soludo vows to disrupte the norms of thuggery and organised crime in his State

Today they are IPOB, tomorrow Unknown gunmen, next week they are Cultist, next two weeks they are DSS, next month it's Fulani herdsmen

One thing is certain, this are lazy armed youths hellbent on fustrating hardworking people for filmsy reason



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Na only him Sabi why he went to Shenk a divorce mother of two till he got her pregnant

Even if you play Baba Ijebu with 1 billion naira the betting slip no go change.

Na them won use their money gamble