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Sisi Jinx:
More like. . .

Me -  What the heck are we thinking? We make better friends.
Him - I know!!!!
Me - Okay good. Hey, You wanna go see a movie?
Him - It's my turn to pick.
Me - Hey not fair. . . be nice to me, I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Him - Hahahahahahaha!!

I absolutely love that. Just like nothing happened.
I guess y'all saw it coming

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=261166.msg3729411#msg3729411 date=1239744221]i luv that line!!!![/quote]So do I!
I knew i made a mistake somewhere there. I'll edit it.

Enough Jay-Z jare . . .

The cockiest in all of Naija is M.I. Hands down!
All this is from only one song o!

The boy got gifts like Santa
He put more hits than the whole of Atlanta

M getting higher while the rest sing lower
And yes I got a girl, I know you don't know her
I know the next question is the boy date kel,
Haha, well she said i shouldn't tell,
All you gotta know is that kel said chill,
these other rappers so last year like celtel,
My flow you in Zain, get it?
I flow so sick that people gonna need a medic
I'm a headache
People call everybody tell him that he said it
Your flow is basic and mine is acidic.

And We run things, things don't run we
No rappers rap crap they should be named don d
Mode9 of the year best rap single
Other rappers sound like a condom jingle

People said M.I name the best three
I said let's see. . . Me, Me, Me.
No other dude come close, I'm homophobic
The boy's so fine that my tongue do aerobic

My old school raps will finish your latest
No one wanna try M.I like Aids test

Gbono feli feli (remix) - M.I.
You know what - I'm done!
This cockiness is getting me sick sef. The whole stupid song reeks of cockiness 

FBS:
This is the most entertaining match you will ever see in the history of CL in 100 years to come. Absolute madness.

Ah ahn! E don do! Chei!  
FBS - go and sleep. It's past your bedtime, i'm sure.  

FBS, your mouth has increased in size.
I'm supporting Barca in the next round at this rate.  

This is so cool.
BARCA and Chelsea. I don't know who to pity yet.  

bawomolo:
sharrap, i have a dream that liverpool would play barca  

4-4! In your face you lil' rat!

bawomolo:
4-3

chei . go liverpool

What is wrong with you? Why must you always be controversial? How are you happy that L'pool is winning?

ah ahn! 4-3. I think Jazz is involved oooo!

3-3 like it matters.  

3-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm happy!

Oh gosh. . . this game is heart-wrenching. So many missed opportunities and it's only 71 mins. in.

Drogba almost got a yellow card. That would have been very disastrous.

Ballack needs to go. He could not score to save his life. What da heck was that shot for? Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Cech has balls all of a sudden. This is amazing. That was almost 3-2

I want a third goal just for show. . . I want a third goal!
Where's that Benitez?

FBS:
moonstick moonstick

You better be happy. This is probably the ONLY time you'll see those words come from me.  

2 goals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FBS:
are you folks rooting for chelsea or just play acting?

whats up with Cech? is he lacking confidence?

I am rooting for Chelsea cos Benitez could do with a slice of humble pie.

goal!

Cristalz:
Liverpool's kicking some serious ass. Wonder if they can keep it up though.  .  .they were so full of pace and grit in 1st half.

Painfully.

Chelsea needs to have more co-ordination and need to stop acting like they have this game in the bag.

debosky:
This ain't american footie babe.  

I feel the ref's call was legitimate, Chelski have been clueless. The threats from Liverpool have not been extraordinary, Chelski is simply lacking in confidence and drive. Chelski needs to step it up mentally and get their act together.

Are you watching the same game I'm watching?
A L'pool player trips a chelsea player and all the refs suddenly can't see it. If it's vice-versa, all of them start running towards the field.
That's just not right.

I do agree that Chelsea is playing absolute rubbish. If they are not careful, this thing will end in at least 4-0.

The way Man U has been playing recently has made me go into a deep state of depression.
It's a very very good thing that I can't watch the game tomorrow, if not, I might have to be rushed to the hospital.

The problem is that we are not consistent enough and we need to make use of our opportunities.
Our once-strong defence needs a lot of work and they need to co-ordinate themselves more often.

We can't afford to continue this sloppy playing and be getting lucky all the time.
We are going to have to do something before it's too late. At least to shut those goats up.

For the first time in my life, probably the only time, I'm rooting for Chelsea.
Rafa Benitez needs to be humiliated beyond his expectations.
He and his humongous mouth - he's almost worse than JM.

Whichever way, that penalty was a fluke.
Chelsea's playing today reminds me too much of Man U and it's kinda sad.
They need to step it up. That first half almost ended in 3-0. They cannot afford to be too clumsy around the goal posts.

As for the refs, those fools are playing anyhow and I don't know why they are not calling these plays. It's so annoying!

MrCrackles:

Pile of trollop and bullshit!

Your opinion though and you are entitled to it so i aint trying to take it away from u!

Why must guilty conscience be killing you? .
I don't like guys in skinny jeans and that's what I think about it. . . since when did that become a sin?
What is it that guys are trying to display with skinny jeans abeg?

Toyin, let him catch you o!

I see that here all the time.
I can't stand it, I hate it, and it makes me wonder.
Some girls in skinny jeans sef look like they are trying too hard.
Men should stay away from trying to copy girls in the denim department.

ode remo:
like a chicken ehn?

LOL! No, he has human spirit jare

Kobojunkie:
The man is already looking for second term if he does not die in first and you think he will quit when he is tired? Or do you mean when he is dead? For all we know, he has already sold that seat to one of his inlaws. Roflmao!!!!
[b]Nigerians, wake up and stand up for your rights oo!!! [/b]See how people dey chop una birthright left and right!!

As true as this is, Kobojunkie, why must you state this ehn? You just pushed me into an intense state of depression. Now I'm hoping that his godfathers will endorse someone for 2011.

Which Nigerians should stand up? The ones undergoing all kinds of recession? Is it hungry Nigerians that will care about their next pres. Most of them are living hand-to-mouth.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721577#msg3721577 date=1239592932]@Moonstone
rotfl. . . .you're crazy

@A-40
No no no.
My time to be secretive.

Anywayz, happy easter to both of you

@Mooney
shapp dia, I didn't know jor.
[/quote]Happy Easter to you too.
Tell your connection the same too. . . Thank yoU!

Back to B-ball. I want Chicago Bulls to be OVER-Swept by Orlando Magic. . . where's that yeye bawo of a boy?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3721572#msg3721572 date=1239592798]National Railway Corporation!! Please lets keep it basketball  
You like my name?   you must tell me how you know ooh jeez why are you girlies so secretive? always concealing information  
You do!! it doesn't get any worse than 7-2

[size=3pt]Lol just when i was thinking we could do stuff thats rated R its all good sha i'm patient anyway   [/size][/quote][size=3pt]LOL! That's so good that you're patient. You will be rewarded handsomely. [/size]
Did I not tell you? and she was calling you Abiodun. . . yeye girl.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721568#msg3721568 date=1239592660]This is a time to tell me what you've heard o. . . .

Stop it, I have people Ask Verizon, okay

Anywaz, no no no, football, Infact, sport sucks [/quote]Nothing you're gonna hear anytime soon.
Is that this person's nickname now? Verizon? Wow. . . that's interesting.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721563#msg3721563 date=1239592328]awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . .so cute *pinches her cheeks*.
Just invite me to the naming ceremony

I didn't know his real name, actually. I just. . . .have people and "connections".
Do you have people? [/quote]You don't have people and connections. You only needed one person to get that.
I have people too. . . . trust me. I know what i've heard

You should start watching NBA. It makes you happier

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721555#msg3721555 date=1239592002]LOL, I just picked any sport team ni o. I'm not into basketball

How did I know his name?
What's a tough job? ewo eleyi. . . .se nitori pke o tin gba kisses lo fin shako. . .hiss [/quote]Pick Orlando Magic - trust me on that. Leave Miami heat, you won't regret it.
I've told A-40 before that you know his real name. I know you know and I know how you know but I won't talk.
Don't mind me jare. i just felt like saying it's a tough job. . . LOL!

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721540#msg3721540 date=1239591047]What-ever. . . .I do what I want  

@post
Ehrrmmm, yea, go Miami Heat  [/quote]LOL! I know you do,  . . Miami Heat sucks except for D. wade. Better run to Orlando Magic
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3721544#msg3721544 date=1239591263]Its the NBA Where Amazing Happens

How won't you shake our hands when you beat us all the time your feeling of resentment to us tends to fade away

[size=3pt]Nahh lets not do that i don't want her green like a Celtic lol.I can't wait to continue what we started who knows how far these consolatory kisses would go?   [/size][/quote]I know that slogan was really the best description now.

We don't beat you all the time. Chei! You're so pessimistic.
[size=3pt]I agree. Let's keep this very PG ooo! I'm not that kind of girl [/size]

@ Toyin. Oh I know how you know his name. I've always known you know that. 
Ese ma! it's a tough job.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721527#msg3721527 date=1239590093]Hmmmm, kisses off NL?

Yes, my pillow has been kissing my face [/quote]Whatever. I will not allow your secret to be blown open here.