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OP, do you know that if what you said is true, this guy can sleep with your children? Do you know that?

The reason why we are united is because of Petroleum. . . take that away and you will see the bloodiest war ever!

ezeagu:
No it's not.

Then what is?

His sister? Blood, Biological Sister?

Screwing someone else is not an inadequacy. It's a sick complusion.
If you're really desperate to marry, I'm sure you can find someone on NL (No Jokes). Some of them maybe douche bags but at least most of them are nice and hopefully, really good guys.

chamotex:
I'm a very gentle boy.
So how exactly do I come in this equation? Is there a pay package?

What? If you're a gentle boy, Arsenal will get a treble this season (laughable, really laughable)

I need you to give a few serious tips on how he can go about it. I'm sure you can handle that, right? How do you wanna be paid? Visa? Mastercard? Cookies? whatever. . tell me.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=516799.msg6788658#msg6788658 date=1285009248]when did South-south joined the secession madness ? The last time i checked,they were crying for resource control.[/quote]Oh it's only a matter of time. You do know that when they start asking for resource control and nothing is done about it, they will start thinking of controlling it themselves. Oil is the root of all evil in Nigeria.

For where? Secession is a choice for South-South but not for the North. They know and they're using it to their advantage. I would love for the North to secede because all they do is contribute political problems but then again, what are they going to survive on? Cattle Rearing and Groundnut.

Unlike Chad and the rest, they have tasted the good life. There is no way they will give it up without a fight.

chamotex:
My record speak for itself

You've turned me into Bishop Magic Don Juan. I'm a church boy you know.
Who is the chick and who is the guy sef?

Firstly, I would like to see that record please.

Secondly, Your church boy ended the day you declared yourself a permanent house mate of Hugh Hefner. You're more than Bishop Magic Don Juan. I'm sure with the way you're going, you're Casanova's mentor

Thirdly, the guy is a very good friend of mine . . . girl not specified. He's on NL and I am determined to break him out of his spell. If I tell you who it is, it will demean your swagger. It's not that he needs the help per se, it's just that I'm being very nosy about his biz.

Ah ahn! He's not gay. . . just tired.

Not all couples have sex on their wedding night especially if they have been having it before. It's expected but it is not always done. . . your friend should have tried to spark him up by spicing things up. Maybe that would have helped.

dominique:
Munya pls surprise us and leave nominations just as they are. Shior

If they do that, I can't guarantee my boy's safety o! Besides Munya is not that confident.

tkb417:
okies, thats enuff

who do we have next? how do they spell that thing?
scurnthorpe?

Hallelujah!

If we can draw with Rangers, I better be sure that this rubbish will not occur with the next club we're playing. I can't pronounce neither can I be bothered. I hope SAF doesn't underestimate them too much by putting all the reserves on that pitch. I have a feeling that he's capable of either underestimating or overestimating that club. . . if he overdoes the underestimation, that will be bad for us

chamotex:
Me I'm just waiting patiently for corner just dey gbadun am.
That plce has been dead for a while now . . . it's not how it used to be.
It's nice seeing it's resurrection. The bamsyle track is okay . . .nice choice of beat and the chorus was on point. I gbadun am.
But Ibime na beast ontop mic o . . . let's just wait and see.

You're involved in the rap thingy too? Awww jeez. . .it's ridiculous. Everyone's track is just causing trouble as far as I'm concerned but bamsyle has always been sick. I am not sure Ibime can beat him.

Anyway, I need you to help me teach someone how to get girls . . . i'm sure it's right up your alley as you're the only dude hanging with playbunnies now, right?

Where is the contractor?

This week will be hilarious. Uti (4 votes), Munya(5), Kaone(4) and Mwisho(4) are all up for eviction. Under which, of course, Munya will save himself and put Meryl.
Either Meryl or Kaone will leave the BB house this coming week. I think they will bring in the barnmate next week (which of course will be Sheila). I'm loving this game.

My boy is smart and psychic. Ever since Meryl told him that dream, he has been working overtime to plan well. As for Mwisho, he needs to stop attacking my boy if he doesn't want wahala.

tkb417:
i only drink a bottle of wine on saturdays; not everyday

i dont beef when i argue. I argue with sauron almost everytime on BB and we usually end it with curses

so its normal for me

Chamo is just a kolo analyst. He feels his sunday sunday football is what we are talking about here

meanwhile, we should organise one Old trafford trip amongst some UTD faithfuls

myself, Jaybee, Chamo, Tmoni and some others

Yeah right! You're a regular and you know it.
That's on BB, nobody is going to use that argument to attack you unless a gaynner is in conference with y'all and they start using your arguements against you on NL .
Chamo has his own opinion and you have yours. Just take videos of you trip to OT. . . don't come back lying to us here o!

chamotex:
Nah we are just debating . . . I'm a church boy

Church boy in playboy mansion? Give me your pastor's phone number NOW!

*sits in for this luxurious history class, taking notes*

DK is obsessed with Man Utd. Why he won't move is beyond me.

chamotex:
I never said we defended great . . . I said we defended well.
Sometimes we need to give the defenders some credit.
We were playing Liverpool - not West Ham
Even against Newcastle, Carroll had like 3 chances I can recollect right now, where they could have scored.
Liverpool didn't create any chance yesterday so much for our defending. Most of their passes where square and back passes.
They couldn't get the ball up to Torres all game until when O'Shea gave away the FK.

LIKE I SAID BEFORE THE SCORELINE DOESN'T ALWAYS REFLECT ON THE PERFORMANCE OF A TEAM.

[size=3pt]P>S - What is the job? Step into my office[/size]

Funny thing is I'd be more afraid of playing against West Ham than Liverpool. They, Fulham and Middlesbrough (back in the day), have given me more heart attacks than I can bear.
As long as we stop conceding goals, I'll be happy.

[size=3pt]Public stuff but we need to find an offtopic place. . . i'm not a moderator, no pms. [/size]

@tkb, the thing is we don't have to see you with alcohol, we just know, lol.

@tkb and chamo, let there be peace in our house before gaynners step in here. They will capitalize on this, you know?

Obiagu1:
So Yoruba people still dey n.aked for this modern age 
I no fit talk.

You are so ignorant. How many Yoruba men have you seen dressed like that? Just because of their fila shey? Hisssssssssssssss!

I am speechless. . . just speechless. I hope they danced well though, Lol!

This is becoming a monarchy and Kwara is used to monarchy so good luck to them. It is the highest degree of nepotism.

dayokanu:
TKB still has hangover from that Sallah break. He is one of the reasons why Public holidays in Nigeria is bad He cant be sober for the next 3 weeks

For clarity Find below what Chamotex was trying to say in your local language

As for Tkb, he's always hung over. I don't know why you're surprised by that. Lol!

KAI! DK, was that really necessary? Do you even understand what that says? Please translate - ASAP. Ah ahn!

chamotex:
I seriously don't know how you guys analyze your footie sometimes.
How can anyone say we didn't defend well . . . maybe they should go and watch the match again.
Can you tell me any chance LIVERPOOL had in the game? . . . I mean any goal scoring opportunity.
Yes, we conceded one rash penalty and a FK . . . how does that take away from the fact that we were playing Liverpool and they didn't even have a sniff at goal.

The scoreline is irrelevant here . . . we conceded from 2 set-pieces but overall the defenders should be given some credit FFS.
This was the same back 5 that was all over the place at Goodison Park where Everton coulda scored more than the 3 they did with a host of other clear cut chances and VDS making saves here and there.

Don't teams play well and still lose games . . . . so beacuse they lost, does that mean they didn't play well.
You guys need to put things into perspective when you analyze abeg.
Yes we conceded 2 goals and if it had ended 2-2, it would have been a bad result but I will still say the team DEFENDED WELL in this context of the match.

In football, the scoreline doesn't always reflect the way a team played.
I dont like repeating myself.

In that game, our game was great but how you say we defended well is what I'm still struggling with. We all know the former Manchester United defence and needless to say, we have deteriorated from what we used to be. That rash penalty and FK were the two things that could have been our undoing and that is 2 mistakes too many. I am just happy we came out with 3 points. Y'all know if we played Chelsea the way we played Liverpool. . . .it would have been disastrous.
What bothers me most is not the fact that we conceded two goals in the space of lightning, but the fact that this is the second time we are doing that in one week. . . it's depressing. Everton scored two goals in the most amazing way when we got complacent, what does that say to you? We can NOT be safe with any lead and no matter what, with this defence, we will always be on the edge until the whistle is blown. You should have seen me praying after we scored the 3rd goal and I really don't like feeling like that.

We played well, created opportunities but there is no room for errors in soccer. The scoreline doesn't always reflect the way a team played but that's all that matters in the end.

P.S. (So offtopic: I have a job for you to do, I'll let you know when we're both online )

They had $1m dollars and they built that ugly, massive house? Gosh - I should become a personal shopper for some celebs. . .

stillwater:
Hahaha. Unfortunately, I listened. Shame catch me for them. Roflmao!!! Lemme run away before them finish me. Lol.

Mini gini?? These petty fire-works? All I see is one one naira bangar sparks not atomic bombs o. Roflmao!!! Don't make their head swell unnecessarily.

Yeah I attempted to listen before giving up.

These are not petty fireworks o! This is a full blown disastrous nuclear war [size=4pt](Allow them a lil' ego please, It makes them feel important . . . it's the least we can do if they are going through the problem of going into studios)[/size]

Seeeeeee?

04kaa:
are we ready yet   this would be world war 3. more people are already planning to throw more diss songs at eldee, watch this space 

toba:
Good, im looking for a very small girl as a wife. Are u available?

You know what they call that? Pedophile? Do I need to report you? LOL!
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=14662.msg6783942#msg6783942 date=1284941171]You must be having a laugh [/quote]LOL! Be Nice

yousouph:
Romance on MUNCHEN thread. No under age marriage here

There's no romance yet o! None yet. . . . lol~

toba:
The younger ones of today don corrupt tete no bi now

Does that mean my egbon can corrupt me? I was talking about me o! I'm still a very small girl and I can't be hearing things like that, lol!

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=443065.msg6781558#msg6781558 date=1284910253]We definitely need to get our act together in terms of holding onto leads. [/quote]Very right.
I don't know when we started getting so vulnerable after scoring a few goals. It's becoming disconcerting. Against Everton, we let a 2-goal lead slip, ending in a draw and now we ALMOST did the same thing. Thank God for Berbatov's actual skills.

NO! I forsee an mini e-world war III battle here.

I am extremely proud of Berbatov. . . . for the second time in my life (first was against tottenham, obviously).

I said earlier that Rooney needs an intervention but now I stand corrected. . . Evans needs both intervention and therapy. At this juncture, I'll take my leave just so that I can taunt the heck out of Liver fools.

Yay! God bless our darling Bulgarian!
I'm very happy for him. That hat trick was stunning. . . .Nani did not score but his assist was beautiful.

Where are my lonely Liverpool fans? Esp those that were boasting so well?

chic2pimp:
Give him time. Y'all should remember that Ronaldo's most fruitful season in a united jersey just happen to coincide with the time he was sleeping with hookers up and down the country .

I really think you're being horrible about this . . . . . if they need to spread their seeds to score more goals, I have a mission to accomplish. I need to pray it out of them.

I know he'll be okay - he's just having a bad start.

dayokanu:
Oya private is it in the room or in the bathroom?

In the living room, lol! Dirty-minded man. You're corrupting your younger ones now o!

chic2pimp:
Na so we see am ooo
I think you'll find Rooney has been scoring plenty of goals during the off season .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/7982734/Wayne-Rooney-slept-with-love-peddler-while-wife-Coleen-was-pregnant.html

Lol, Be nice jare! it's the goals during the season, on the pitch . . . gosh, I'm not helping matters.
Okay, the goals in the actual soccer that we need. Those other goals are useless to Man Utd fans now.