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Is anyone watching the Mavs' game I'm watching? 81-59 at half time? Did anyone see that last and final shot in the first half by Howard? That was crazy. That's a shot from like one hundred feet away  All the way from across the court!
Where's Bawo and his big mouth to start shouting about the Mavs'?
16 assists for Kidd in the first half - I'm so scared. 

JeSoul:
Well for starters I'm east coast all day, every day & any day    even if say na bobcats dey represent us I go root for them over the west _{unless its the spurs or hornets I have a soft spot for dem fellas}. Secondly the Lakers are in the same classification as the Yankees and ManU . . . they are evil franchises that you just love to hate

How dare you, Jesoul?
No more chocolate for you! I'm highly saddened by this information. I thought you were my homegirl! You're a gunner like Bawo and A-40 or what?

Skywalker - someone is going to beat the Cavs soon. I hope they keep this up in playoffs. Playoffs are a different ballgame entirely from the regular season.

Pataki:
I am not going to Peckham with you. Me agbero weakling?

You want to be watching free fight? See how you want to start disgracing me again? Who has the time to be watching some bastards slugging it out with themselves? The last time I saw that. . . . . I pretended as if I was not even in the arena at all.

LOL! I want Peckham jare!

I want to watch it because I'm not used to it.
It's second nature to y'all, how won't you pretend not to see it?

I can't be involved in a fight but that does not mean I can't appreciate the art of street fighting.

@ Chamotex, not from what I've heard sha.

DeReloaded:
until you can post a link of American Naijas doing such bullshit, benu soun!  

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Are you minding these people? The truth is a bitter pill to swallow jare!

@ Ebony, LOL! Please, I am just praying to catch one fight in person. The vid will be on NL in under 24 hours. I love these things.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=257534.msg3686656#msg3686656 date=1238800289]People dey fight over men, this idiots dey fight over chicken wings  

@Crackles
Why e dey get to you? [/quote]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't mind the silly fowls.   . But come o, I think it's more useful to fight over chicken wings than to fight for the yeye nonentities that these women call men.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=257534.msg3686662#msg3686662 date=1238800368]I can't be mad, I know some of them have saved all my gifs.[/quote]It is a simple case of jealousy. If they knew how to get it, they would flood NL with all their thuggish gifs.
Jealousy is not a sin. Let them be jealous.
Some of us like the gifs

Pataki:
I admit, I punched you. But what did you call my punch? Paper touch??

Was it not your mouth, that put you in trouble? You were the one disgracing me that day. Of course you will not remember at this moment. But I can assure you, Tracy will be available to show you how the real slap is done.

You and who are going to Peckham? I get too much enemies for that end. I cannot step there. Woolwich, I have only been there once, and I vowed not to go there again. Talkless of Peckham.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes now, you're an agbero weakling.

Ah ahn! Pataki! I do not fight okay! You were disgracing me.

I'm serious, next time we are going to peckham for good food and just so that we can catch any possible fights.  

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=257534.msg3686634#msg3686634 date=1238799893]If I don't, are you going to report me like your fellow Londoner did?[/quote]Why are you paying attention to them? Leave them jare. You know how these bush children can't find gifs on their own.
Please show them the way. 

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=257534.msg3686607#msg3686607 date=1238799515]I wonder why it's only London you go find Nigerians fighting like a bunch of embarrassing bush ppl.
Abeg, I don shun am tipketipke 
rotflmao 

You want to be in the video too?[/quote]LOL!
In what video? I want to watch it live now! This is pay-per-view kinda thing. This would go well with the Chicken and fries sef. Good location to fight.  
Don't mind them, jare. We, the classier ones, can enjoy our American-Nigerian classiness.  

Pataki:
Rubbish! At least you are coming this April right? I will take you to that joint to meet Tracy. Get some free slaps for your journey back to yankee.

See who is now talking of refined taste. . . . . . have you forgotten how you were about to disgrace me in Barking the other time?

I don't want to meet any Tracy. I don't fight. I'm too classy for that.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pataki, tell the truth and let the devil be ashamed. Was it me that was disgracing you? Was it not you and your unrefined taste that wanted to put me in trouble? I don't blame you. Next time, we're going to Peckham! Take me to Barking and I'll deal with you.

BTW, who punched who at Barking ehn? Innocent small pikin like me. Leave me o!  

@ chamotex, that's even worse. I heard South Londoners are the worst of the bunch. that's not helping your case.

chamotex:
I'm 99% sure that chicken shop is in Walthamstow . . . . . . . . near my school back in the dayz

Why am I not surprised? I have always known that you have agbero tendencies.

Pataki:
I know you must talk!
To be honest, there is no time I step into Barking, I must meet someone I know! Esp. on Sundays, when I am on my way to church in Plaistow.

Why won't I talk?
Oh is it Barking? Kai kai kai! Why didn't anyone fight the day I went there?
Who hates me?

Anyway sha, Pataki, I can't talk to you anymore. I'm too refined for your taste

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=257534.msg3686573#msg3686573 date=1238798901]@Moonstone
Too much nonsense goes on in London.

Did you watch the one about two men fighting on the bus?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qa4yLubz4o[/quote]My dear, I saw it o!
Abi O! Just so vile and violent and unnecessary.
Thank God we're more refined and sophisticated than they are.
Makes me want to start shunning all these Jand babies.

I have always been saying it that most of the Nigerians in London are proper Agberos.
I'd rather jump into an ocean and drown than to be one of them.
It was the same group of Nigerians fighting inside bus too.
Can't they respect themselves in public?

2 women for that matter. This is absolute rubbish.

Anyone who tells me this wants to die of food poisoning, I do not believe in black and white. Why are there male chefs then?. Why not say that women should sleep and live in the Kitchen too? My weapons are not my tools at all. Some of us can handle guns as well. . . .

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=256777.msg3676559#msg3676559 date=1238638683]may one of those your wild aboki nama chase you for dream
ewu![/quote]AMEN!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3676015#msg3676015 date=1238623713]Bring em out!!   [/quote]I'll bring them out. . . I need to do my research properly because I know you too well.

bawomolo:
The Bulls shall make the playoffs, we have a 3 day break to rest.  The bobcats are just doing their regularly gra gra. no shaking.

As per Arsenal,  We are peaking in time.  don't thate

People of my wonderful NBA thread. . . Bawo needs prayers. This boy. . . ehn! I hope they kick you out of the top 8.
Arsenal is a dead team. Please let's not start that one here.

JeSoul:
Even if he comes back in time for the playoffs, he will not have any momentum whatsoever. You can't just plug back in and be at that high level to win.    _{men this so sucks! that repeat is getting farther and farther away from my rearview mirror.}

I'll send you champagne and chocolate. He'll adapt back. KG is a fighter. . . i'm sure he'll be shaped up enough by second round and y'all can beat Bulls and Pistons with your legs tied together in playoffs. Don't worry jare. . . I'm actually on your side for this one.

I can't believe y'all are in OT. . . this is so much fun.  

Dr Kitaun:
olodo !

go back and run ur checks . . .

I always here when the going was tough, so why shall I shy ?

imajin a devil talking about others being evil . . .Jesus is Lord !!!

and u also claim to be running from any nom-Manure fan, how come u never leave A-40's bed ?

bloody belewu, aburo Fergie

Leave me jare. . . yeye! I don't blame you. Arsenal fans have Tourette's syndrome by default Y'all just blurt obscenities anyhow with no cohesion.
When what going was tough? You ran away like a scared lil' chicken. Now you're here showing off?
A-40 is different from the rest of you. He doesn't rub it in my face the way the rest of your uncultured fellow supporters do.
I'd rather be aburo Fergie than be that Senile man's child.

Mumsie wo? Yeye . . . you know you graduated with my Grandfather's set. Don't try to talk like you're young now.

I have been running away from every NON-man u fan. Y'all are evil. Apparently, no matter how i run, y'all always seem to find me. It's very sad actually.

I can see you're back now that Arsenal's dry spell is temporarily suspended. hmmmm I smell cowardice around here.

bawomolo:
we shall make the playoffs, just a tough stretch.


Arsenal flu? what about the ManU two game losing streak flu

You MIGHT make the playoffs, You are NOT going past first round. Don't get it twisted.
Oh please! Man U has a rough patch. . . everyone has that. However, you guys are blessed in getting injuries at the worst times. Hence. . . the Celts have ARSENAL flu

I love my parents too much to put them in a boarding house. And no, they can't stay with me either. I'd rather get them their own place. Far enough from my house so they won't be dropping unexpectedly in from time to time.

Dr Kitaun:
who the heck is this annoying Arrow Jimmy4x ?

u better beat a retreat fast and never come soiling this sacred thread with ur rants no more . . .Idiot !


Criztal

this is where the old boys would have shown why they are old boys in here dude would have been decimated long time ago, regardless of which club he supports, be him a Chav someone like Wormy would never hesitate to put him in his place, gunners Loyika or myself, be a scummie Chacal

April foo_uul indeed

Oga sir, you're still alive? Kai kai kai! I thought Arsenal had buried you. LOL!

*PSA: If your team lost bitterly to Pacers yesterday, I have a heavy truckload of Chocolate coming your way*

JeSoul:
I tell you. I wonder how he will act should the Bulls move up to #7
Your hornets are shady . . . not long ago they were flirting around 2nd seed out west now its bottom of the barrel #7. No one can stand up to the Lakers as of right now.
Men I need some o'dat I expected close to a full squad by this time but it ain't looking likely we'll have everyone back in time and back in shape all these haters been hating overtime . . .

Jesoul, if I tell you I am not tired of the Hornets, I'd be lying through my teeth. One day - perfect, another just useless. Did you see how we narrowly won against Sacramento yesterday? BY 1 FLIPPING POINT!
We beat the worst team in our conference by 1 point!!!!! As in seriously?
They cannot kill me. . . I have too many people to live for.

I heard that they are going to rest KG till playoff time so his sore knee can get better. That's a great decision. Y'all are having the Arsenal flu. . . so many injuries and see the way Cavs are just running away with so many victories. 13-winning streak . . . this is serious.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3674421#msg3674421 date=1238597846]I am sorry my sister i ain't sentimental its still Jason's award [/quote]Abeg, I did not notice this before. Which Jason? For where? Ah ahn - y'all know better than this. It's not Powe and it's definitely not Jason Terry . . . Chei! I have better candidates up my sleeve. . . i'll dig them out but y'all know Posey is definitely on that list

Now - Usually, I don't talk about these things but if y'all criticizing this guy, you are not fair. If there is one thing I am determined not to manage when I get married, it's sex. For crying out loud, the drive is only going to last for maybe 20 years, so why would I lie with a man who's so unwilling? I don't blame the poster.

At least, he did not get a mistress. He respects her that much. I applaud him for that.
However, if his wife is still stuck in teenage years, I hope he really considers it carefully. I think it's his mistake cos she did not change after the marriage, she was like that all along.

My own is better know if you want a divorce cos once children enter, it's a harder decision.

topup:
[color=#008855]Hahaha, yes, Mario is tres Caliente!!
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Could not have said it any better.  

I like my guy taller than me (at least 5'10" if it gets that bad. . . even that one sef, get as e be). I like my guys not skinny and not grossly overweight. I don't need him to be sculpted like a demi-god or something like that.

C2H5OH:
Trust? Someone is gullible.  

Snooping can destroy relationships, and snooping can save you from a world of trouble.  Depends on how you look at it.  Glass is half full or half empty.  Feel me?

You are not serious. I see snooping as bad if you have no basis for why you feel you needed to snoop.
I trust my partner does not mean I am gullible. It means he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

C2H5OH:
If someone gives you a reason to feel suspicious, you are not imagining it.  
I would encourage you to follow your gut instinct.  It's usually accurate.

My point EXACTLY!

C2H5OH:
Depends on where you put the guy. I could never understand these games people way. Whatever happened to being open and honest with one another. Why even bother to attempt to love at all if you have predetermined that you will only half-ass it?

That's what happens. You attempt to be open, they hurt you and then by the time they break up with you, you're almost over it. There are signs to warn you of impending break-ups. You have to be observant in relationships.

topup:
[color=#008855]It depends on your definition of hurt, what hurts is not what anybody has done to me, but instead the fact that once again, you get that I TOLD YOU SO, in the back of your head, you have to go back to the beginning and undo everything you've done for the duration of the relationship.
You give back all the compliments, the "I love you"s and you are forced to take back the ones you hoped you never had to take - and you never believed in taking back things you give.

Without being over sentimental, I am not that girl who thinks of wedding bells, but even if the future is not a painted picture, whatever abstract image I painted in my head is now distroyed, someone poured black paint all over it, and it's now so dark and I can't tell whether I'm alone or if you're still there.

Then after a while of stumbling around, it's clear, I'm alone, there's no one else here, no one else is going to pick me up and take me back to the start. I have to fumble for myself. That's fine, it's just with everything being so dark, I just wish I could see where I'm going.

Wow, I lost track I thought I was writing another blog entry there
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I agree with you to an extent. I know what you mean but I believe when a relationship has run its course, there's nothing you can do to stop it from ending or you will hate your life with that person. It's better to let it go.

C2H5OH:
Nice analysis.  Being in a relationship is no reason to lose your individual space.  

I am all for snooping.  Some people have found out that their husbands had second lives, by snooping.  Suspicious behavior gave it away.  You could never be too sure until you actually have proof.  Even if it hurts.

You are all for snooping? There should be trust, snooping can destroy relationships because your partner will know there is no trust there. What then? Suspicious behavior is a reason to snoop, I agree. . . especially after probing and getting no answers.
But to snoop just because of insecurity is not a legit reason.

C2H5OH:
LOL @ you haven't been unlucky enough to get involved with a guy that would hurt you. They are there and it would happen. Don't even trip.

She says "move on" like it's some sort of light switch.

It depends on where you put the guy. It's a light switch if you want it to be a light switch.
Guys have hurt me before but not by breaking up with me. Usually when we break up, I'm actually tired of trying so it does not pain me anymore.

C2H5OH:
moonshine, na wa o.  this your own analysis get angle.  how was I all up in our face?   we had a heartfelt conversation about the inappropriate thoughts in her diary, and she apologized.

we both agreed that supreme honesty is the best way!

Are you all married? I feel there are certain boundaries. Her diary are her thoughts and are meant to be private. What were you doing there? Was that not invasion of her privacy? If I want my bf to know anything, I will tell him. Why should he be snooping around? What is it that he is looking for? Where is the trust?

She apologized that you were snooping? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! It is now I know you're dating a quiet girl. Pele o! Always what you wanted. . . we are happy for you.

topup:
[color=#008855]Aside from crying how did you feel.+
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I never cry over boys. It has not happened before. I cry if something hurts me or whatever but I have NEVER cried over a break up. Why cry over split milk? It did not work out? FINE! Move on. . . what's the crying for?

I feel everything happens for the best so I discard it.

LMAO! How exactly do you invade her privacy? I think you should give her more space.
You're suffocating her too much by being in her face unnecessarily.

Instead of being upset, you need to back up cos it's not everything you should question and it's not everything you need to know.

My very first was easy. The day I broke up with him, I had exams and I aced them. I never feel bad after breakups because you should not let anyone determine your mood but you. If I break up, no tears. . . there are many more opportunities to break up so why cry over just one?

As far as I'm concerned, no relationship is worth crying for if broken.

It is a good thing I took a leave because NOH cannot kill me. I can see Bawo has mouth now because his people managed to enter top 8. . . . . As for celts, I have nothing to say yet. I just hope y'all don't get injuries when it comes to playoffs.

I am still distributing my sympathy chocolate though.

Kobojunkie:
I am more and more convinced that the reason we keep recyclying these old goons is because many Nigerians actually go out to vote them in at the end of the day. I mean it is so easy for us to blame rigging and what not for all this but when you consider what has been happening over the last 2 years, you wonder if it is not the case that the people actually go out to vote these same people in.

No way! Money makes the world go round in Nigeria in a spectacular way. You are right though - it is a cycle. You get a charismatic person who can charm a couple of big guys like crazy, he moves on to get the party nomination, they use their political godfathers to buy votes. People buy into their crap and then they enter govt and steal money which they use to get re-nominated and then re-elected. Nigerians are nice enough to actually go and vote but our rigging is one that is out of this world. Number of voters exceed those who are dead AND alive in many LGs. It's ridiculous. So these men actually go out and buy voting cards as well to rig the election.

Crazy, isn't it?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=248761.msg3643260#msg3643260 date=1238025275]No chance of that happening cutie-pie [/quote]Awwwww. . . finally you do something about this! For that, here you go sweetheart:

Bluespice - no wahala, there will be a party

Ebony - You were my right hand woman till you betrayed me! At least, bluespice knows better than to try that

@ topic, For my brother - i would have to say his sense of dressing. Always wanting to co-ordinate to the very littlest details. It's quite impressive.

No2Atheism:
@Ebony-silk, its seems u are enjoying what u are doing to this dude , its not like am like a walking talking terrorist or something . Help me stop following u around nairaland.

Thank you o!