₦airaland Forum

The Nigerian Contestant name starts with U and ends with I.

okeke2: Meet Goodluck Johnatan, as a former senate member he voted to close down all federal universities and give all the money saved directly to the theives in the house of rep, and as president supported to reduce the marrying age to 13.
FACT: Johnatan used half of the national tax for a villa in Brazil and to special trained english tutors for the first lady ( like that helped ). Should we even start with NEPA. Goodluck Johnatan wants to be your president in 2015 again, but he hates our safety so much he wants to make peace with infamous terrorist group Boko Haram leaving your families and loved ones vunerable to terrorist attacks. Johnatan has lost in direction more than once and has disappointed his wife much in the same way he'll disappoint you, and he definetly has hair problems
CALL GOODLUCK JOHNATAN: Tell him that ridiculous hat isn't fooling anyone, SHORT ASSED BALD BASTARD!!! ITS JUST LIKE YOUR POLICIES THIN ON TOP AND SHORT ON IDEAS
My fellow Nigerians do the right thing DO NOT VOTE FOR JOHNATAN!!!!
We made a mistake once lets not do it agin.....
Foward to every Group/Wall/Thread/TL etc.....

Where this one comot from Get a life dude!!

kpozite: GEJ when many people died in a bomb blast there in Suleja it took you many days to visit the place, and am sure you did that because of criticisms from the press, now one person dies in Lagos. You rush to offer condolence with half of your cabinet members. It is not fair
stop playing that look-good Pretence politics.

Abeg, wetin person go ever do to please Nigerians I tire o!

The next thing, she go talk say she don born 4 2face. This Beverage, sorry Beverly too talk. Who knows weda that scar na from beating dem give am when she go thief for ashawo work wey she go.

Prof Corruption: ...............President Jonathan.


...................Reuben Abati.

Is Abati saying he doesn't understand "metaphor" again? Abati is displaying "sophisticated ignorance" by deliberately misrepresenting APC intention.

Bros if u like, quote metaphor, similey, adjectival clause, or abverbial phrase, all we know is that APC don fall their mumu hands. So if de non-performing Jonathan according to them joins APC, he will automatically turn credible abi?? I laugh in Greek, Bruhahahahahaha.

payless: Lies from sun news owned by one of the greatest scammers of our time.

Expect more fake news like this about Buhari and APC.

PDP is jittery!

Story stooory!! Then what will u say of Saharareporters??

That is just de beginning. Opposition my foot!!! BTW, I'm second to comment, e no easy to stay awake de watch Real Madrid vs Chelsea Match then come surf Nairaland after.

antartica: He is going to waste Hard earned resources that are needed for infrastructural developments and job creation in isreal deluding.

Blackman,black brain.Woe betide you muderfuckers for choosing to remain adamantly ignorant in the face of knowledge.

When yar'adua was president, he went to mecca. So y is GEJ going to Israel a big deal??

payless: People in SW decided to stay home last time because of the alliance failure between Tinubu and Buhari. Only about 30% elegible Yoruba voters voted in Southwest last time. The mistake won't be repeated in 2015. Even in Yoruba churches in SW, they are campaigning for Buhari like never before. This Al-Mustafa release from prison is the nail in the coffin for Jonathan in SW. The Yorubas who wanted to vote for Jonathan but noncommittal are now permanently in Buhari's camp.

Jonathan shall hear from the silent majority in 2015.

And u are speaking as whaat?? My friend speak for yourself. Na so una been talk, Goodluck win Lagos in 2011.

And what is wrong I him sowing in de life of a man of God?? This is y people don't don't prosper, they don't know de kingdom principle.

Asoozy: All na political ploy!

Must he leave his office to do that?

Southwest hates you! If you like jump into the river sapale, not one Yoruba vote would come your way in 2015.

And if 1 yoruba person votes for him, may u slump b4 his swearing-in.

Bruhahahahaha. This is a case of de hunter turning d hunted.

Thank God a Man Utd player made de list. Abeg Chelshit d Noise makers no dey Europe again??

Numero uuuno: ♍Ɣ reply meant,"as u have said,so shall it be with you" since i don't understand those words!
i wasn't cursing him!
What language is that?
And yes,sesong ete ete

That's the Ibibio language, spoken in Akwa ibom state. The Efiks in Cross River state also speaks something similar. They understand the Ibibio language and the Ibibios understand thiers too.

safarigirl: Aww, finally! She's made an honest man out of him.

So happy for them, despite the taunts various people threw at Lola and even Peter, they have overcome it all.

At least he won't be breaking hearts since he had only one woman, unlike some others who have had kids from everywhere only to dump the rest and marry one later.

Congrats to the gorgeous couple

Stop comparing people!! U no holy pass.

Numero uuuno: and what does this mean?
Bi o ti se gbadura ni o ma ri fun e loru
ko jesu

He meant "thank you my man". And I hope u aren't cursing him?

How e take be "Nonsense"?? AKSG and Mobil decides to train her Graduate Indigenes, and e come be nonsense. Mtcheeew, if na ur State do am e for be sense abi? Nigerians sef!! Tell ur state govt to do same for you and stop hating others.

Mumu people reading an un-mumu write up by a mumu of mumudom in the Federal republic of Mumuria.

donted: Haba! LOL

Habatically!!!

samsonokosu: A smoke and rabit can never be friend

And truly speaking, u don SMOKE.

Rityben: Ette!

Idoho unek etuk nkang!! (No be small thing o)

onye guy: what a shame to Nigerian

Ur English get shame pass.

If pepper enter ur eyes, soak ur hands in dry water for 20secs.

Cousim: Pls I'm looking 4 IT placement 400l electronics and electrical engineering student wit salary of @ least 20k..thanks

Bros I'm currently on IT, and I know what we've passed thru. If u wan wait till u see place wey dem go pay you, then e be like say IT no de compulsory for ya school. Bros, this na Naija o where to find place do IT hard pass to find work sef.

Yungwizzzy: these old cargos shld just retire to their villages to take up some useful piece of land for real time farming and leave the yung and succulent girls to act

And u seem to 4get that its not every role that is for de young and succulent. Imagine Rita Dominic to be Ini Edo's Mum, how would that makes sense??

chucky234: Jona the son of Goodluck....... clueless as ever
Why make such speculation public before calling for a FEC meeting.

But d fact still remains that You wey get CLUE will/shall NEVER smell that Office in ur lifetime. You do u guys hate so much?? And please where and when and how did GEJ say he was re-shuffling his cabinate?

Na Bread of Heaven??

Ayatullah: [b]This Kenyan Lawyer is quite WISER than those of you calling him foolish, he definitely has a good point, if Jesus really want to die for you Christians and not murdered why will he lament as follows in the Bible: "MY GOD, MY GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKSEN ME."(Mark 15:34) Christians should also remember that Jesus said of his betrayer as follows: "WOE TO THAT MAN BY WHOM THE SON OF MAN IS BETRAYED! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE HAD NOT BEEN BORN"(Mathew 26:24). Lastly, If Jesus is a willing sacrificial lamb for Christians why will he call his disciples to arm themselves as the hour of his arrest approaches ( Luke 22:35 - 38 / 49 - 51).

From the above, it is therefore clear that Jesus was murdered and did not die of his free will, so this Lawyer who want to take the wicked Israelis to account is even a lover of Jesus than most Christians out there who cannot read the Bible correctly, but are just following their emotion. Christians should stop deceiving themselves that Jesus come to die for them, the Bible itself refutes this as it states: "EVERY MAN SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH FOR HIS OWN SIN" (Deuteronomy 24:16).[/b]

where this one comot from My friend,The Holy Bible is not a story book, read it with understanding by the inspiration of the Holy Spirit.

Bruhahahahahahahaahhahaahahahah. laff wan erect my Penis

blackmale500: where is ;uyo'' if the music is not hitting lagos well,,, omo gbagbe oshi.....

Be sincere, Wande Coal's "the kick" not hit pass Dbanj's "oyato" and "finally"?? Be sincere

Rexious: It is the turn for Eket/Oron Senatorial District. Point of correction, u mentioned Eket alone.

There is nothing like Oron senatorial district. Its Uyo, Ikot Ekpene and Eket Senatorial district. So if u say its the turn of Eket Senatorial district, the next Governor can be an Oron, Ekid or Ibibio Person, cos u find this 3 ethnic groups in that District.

But sincerely, Wande coals "The Kick" hit pass Dbanj's "oyato","finally" and "on top of the world". Even D'prince "Goody bag" get airplay pass those Dbanj's songs. I dunno if its so elsewhere o, but as long as Uyo is concerned, that's de bitter truth.