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with sh sound:

aso- shirt
aso- bigger size
aso- to watch

obo- free
obo - woman's private
obo- monkey

kokoye:
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orun - sleep

orun - neck
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orun- sun

ewa- come
ewa- beans
ewa- precious

ko soro:
A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is a McCain supporter, asked her 4th grade class,

"How many of you are McCain fans?"

Not really knowing what a McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a McCain fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a McCain fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."

The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a slowpoke and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a McCain fan".

rotflmao

Ekiti women flirt too much

I have never heard this before

KarmaMod:
why are you bothered by this? I personally like it, gives me an excuse.

lmao!
It's annoying! I talk to a naija man, and he asks me, "which state?", am like, "ekiti", then he's like "no wonder". No wonder what?

lmao!! se tooto ni, baby jinx?


baby jinx comes to me as a cat's name! jinxy jinx lol

You're from Zaria? Cooooooooooooooool

Bangels!! omg! I dnt know how you ppl can wear those! they're so uncomfortable!!
It annoys me!! esp with the amnt of noise it makes.
The only jewelry I've been wearing for the past months are my earrings Nothing else!

You still didn't answer my question na:

*Morenike:
What is Gurasa or Dambu? or Fura da NONO?

Is it that whitish stuff made from milk, what's it called? warri abi na wura?

I lovedddd those

If this is not yahooze!!!!!!!!!!!, I pray for him and his family

You are all taking about Gurasa, waina and Dambu. I need Fura da NoNo

What is Gurasa or Dambu? or Fura da NONO?

Is it that whitish stuff made from milk, what's it called? warri?

I lovedddd those

Baby Jinx:
Bwahahahahahahaha! I promise you, the North is so peaceful. . . apart from all the killings, I mean. ^{(I kid, I kid).} Seriously, though you know how the bad things are always maginified a 1000 times? That's how it is.

Lagos scares everyone. The first time I visited Lagos, I was traumatized. Everyone was just yayayaya. . . so in your face, no personal space or anything like that. What was even more shocking was the way my mom changed right in front of our eyes, suddenly she was this loud woman. . . shouting all over the place in the car. My younger brother and I were like "What the. . . ? She laughed so hard, she still talks about it today.

lmao!!! Actually, my mom spent a great amount of her yrs in the north, and she can speak hausa.
She lived in Abuja and Zaria, even did her church wedding in Zaria.

Am sorry, but she's always referring to ppl in the north as aboki. lol!

But I've never been to the North. arrrg!

Baby Jinx:
Beads of iri iri cala cala

ohhhhhhhhh, I love beads!!!
esp stone beads.
I dnt like shiny jewelry such as gold or silver etc, but I loveeeeeeee stone beads or beads of any kind.
esp those ileke idi beads My grandma has a bunch of those

Personal.

^{Get on YIM}

^{That's what we hear until she secretly elopes with him}

anywhoooooooo, am loving the scenery! I'd love to visit the north one day, but no offense, I cherish my life. Even Lagos scares me!

why?

Politics/Culture, why?

It doesn't make sense

Loving the pix

Is that MC and baby jinx?

Baby Jinx:
RubyRenny?

Stereomance. . . I love that word.

[size=5pt]^{Lol! am trying to denairaland myself jare}[/size]


Am sure you love the world, oya tell us sth sth na

I've heard so many times "You're Ekiti, I heard you guys make good pounded yams"

"Yorubas are dirty", this actually prevents some other tribes from marrying Yorubas

"Ekiti women are too stubborn"

etc.

Ugh! As much as we hate to admit it, some stereotypes can actually be true, no matter how annoying they are.

[size=15pt] What type of stereotypes have you faced or have been an issue in your romantic life?[/size]

Men are like babies, what is new?
Just treat him and care for him like his woman and mother

We were discussing Domestic abuse today, so one of my proff hinted to us a little secret.

She said the best way of finding the right man, is not by sitting and waiting, but by waiting for him.

Looking for him, meaning, to explore many men before you settle with one. Make sure he's the one you really want, and let him be sure you're the one he really wants. By doing so, it prevents high rate increase of divorce.

Exploring Includes:
. Date (not a spend on me date, but a let's go to the movies, come over let's talk, let's get to know each other better date)
. Become best friend, make sure you're not afraid to tell him anything
. Get to know him better.

Marriage is not all about romance and sex, it's also a union of friendship. A marriage between two people that are best friends tends to last long, right? Over the years, sex and romance gets worn out, but friendship keeps the marriage stronger.
[size=13pt]
Question is, Do you really know him/her? Can you tell him or her anything?
Is he/she your friend enough to be considered for marraige? Or do you still feel the need to explore?[/size]

Danke:
ah karma and code r getting srious oooo,make i subscribe abeg

Go and sleep, madam.
Your lion is home

PERVERT9:
yes o,baby i,m back on the block worster than before,o ngbona feli feli,can you feel me?

I MISSED YOU GAN NI,how is you doing?

Yes yes yes, you still no dey change this your ID?

Well, I did not miss you jk. welcome back , but plz na, wetin you dey do with this your ID eh?

@fem

"

who said fem no get game?

chamo already tried to add me
I tell am no
he dey force me o
I don tire