₦airaland Forum

omoge:
well that's why they improvise. you know instead of diaper you buy napkins that you will be washing daily. with omo and if omo too cost, you use breeze bathing soap or soda to do the washing .

no go to movies but watch tv. no use washing maching but use your hands (cleaner anyway)

eat eba instead of bread and tea. eat bread, egg omelet and tea on sunday only or maybe not.

rent face me a face you where you can even default.
what i find so hard to understand is price of food. prices go up and up and up. prices of food hardly go up anyhow in western country. a friend was telling me how bread has cost the same since she came. but since leaving nig, the price has skyrocketed or how did they say it self

Nice. makes sense.

But as for the napkins, I beg to differ. I prefer to have a baby that wnt have to suffer from napkin rash

Gamine:
It depends on what state and what area you are.

Bread, depends on the size and packaging

you will get bread from N20 to N500, ie $0.2 to $4

Milk, Same thing, are you going for powder or condensed??

Ranges from N50 to N2000, $0.5 to $20

Rent!, this one eh, e be like

anywhere from N100,000 to N5,000,000 per year.

Movie Ticket, N500 to N2000

Washing Machine?? hmm, N20,000 to N100,000

Avg Customer service salary; N20,000 to N100,000


Dollar to Naira is $1 to N116

Gamine, to use washing machines or to buy them?

Jezuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! See rent money, so much will it cost to build a house?

MrCrackles:
I heard pure water and gala now cost a arm and a leg in naija?

Last time I heard, it was N20

Baby Jinx:
Oh Hausa women also like pepperto go with the suya

Not only them o. . . . . I too love suya with onions and pepper

lol, emi ni ayamantaga


anywaz, I need to get some work done nan laterz

Kulikuli

emu

@TOYOSI20

As I promised! My sixth finger. ppl can hardly see it, unless they were looking too hard at my hands

lol

oya, mo ti lo!!

TOYOSI, enjoy!!!

My knight with wagons of dollars is awaiting me in my dreams, and I dare not be late. Nightie night

eyah, pimple don run masquerade for him face.

You sure you got dimple? No be pimples?

ok, moti bese mi bo sita!!

I was not here o!!

TOYOSI20:
Most likely numero uno. . . . . . .

hehhe rotflmao

n-guage:
Let's have a deal: My dimple for your . . . rhymes with dimple and starts with a 'N'

Nimple, if not, na u get ur wahala o.

Forget abt the dimple

lmao! You're not serious

@n-g
which kain dimple you got?

https://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/v/viggo_mortensen/thumbnails/tn2_viggo_mortensen_4.jpg

https://images.fandango.com/images/commentator/kirstendunst1.jpg

TOYOSI, eru e nbami o.

n-guage:
Trying to bait me into posting a picture? You can't win.

No, not really.
I just wanna see a dimple. but it's ok

Sorry darling, that's how I felt when you messed up my night

TOYOSI20:
Those ones are dreamers aka. . . . . . .ancient "Joseph". . . . .ROFL

hehehe

JC of Nazareth!!

Who is TOYOSI gan nan

Ok, check this out

TOYOSI, na that kinda kiss dey warrant this kinda thread

The Angel called Toyosi20!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-185781.0.html

ani ko gbe dimples si profile, o n plan next move

This is a message from TOYOSI:

"Every girl loves dimples".

So what are you going to do now, n-g?

what did you do?

You no gree to his romance?

pkele, n-g, come back o. I wan see dimples.

Haba, how am I suppose to know?
Dnt Yoruba women remain virgins too?

bobo wo lo sa lo?

TOYOSI, so tooto!

ngba wo ni brother e with the sexy dimples sa lo?

B.T.W, N-g, we'll love to see the dimples. Shey no be yeye chin dimple

. . . . . .and she spoils my night!

@post
Hausa women are Nigerians.

mi pkaro jare.

shey o da e loju wipe brother e ni dimples?

Oluwa seun, mo ma renike la le yi.

chei!! TOYOSI, yoruba yin bi jagajaga

hehehe, you ppl plzz, stick with english. dnt dabaru my language na

DZ, oya, come, let's go home. Mama told me to bring you back home before you start going crazy again.

Guess I came too late Just stop screaming and maybe the neighbors wnt think you're a were

TOYOSI20:
shay o sha ti re nike rite. . . . .

lol, rara, miiti re nike.

wa, jeka soro about brother e with the dimples jk

n-guage:
I should have dropped a Morenike Alagolo reference.

yes na, it's more romantic

haba, the beauty of the name is what really counts.

Morenike

KarmaMod:


you know the movie?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

She got it from you

haba!

n-guage:
I'm dissapointed no one caught my Boondocks reference. "Bitches love smiley faces"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArgWxB-vSL8

And you're trying to get a Naija woman with that?

Abeg, comot from road jor

tani iwo madame yi? you just dey surprise me today