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AT LEAST HE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIMSELF AND ALSO GIVE ADVICE TO THE ACTING PRESIDENT WHEN NEEDED.

GOD BLESS YOU AND GIVE TO YOU GOOD HEALTH.

GOOD ONE.

LEGEND

aby1976:
Your own better

They ve never given me anything less than 10k. 2rooms self contain. As am talking to u now am at work and know when i will get home. U get home self where is the light? Those people are bastards

BABA ME SELF DEY WORK LIKE THIS OO.. I HARDLY STAY AT HOME BRO AND IF I AM HOME MY BVRO NA FUEL THINGS OO..

Awon eleribu dede

Na so dem dey bring #3500 come give me for mini flat like say i dey produce soap for my apartment

Me wey i no dey stay house.

make dem force dem to share prepaid meter and lets see if light no go dey.

Amberon:
Lol... A man of God who talks anyhow and orders the killing of herdsmen, is that one man of God?

By the way, did anyone notice he kept mum on the Daniella okeke issue? Even Daniella that said we would hear from her lawyers, where are the lawyers?

DEM DON SETTLE THE MATTER AMMICABLY(MONEY)

APOSTLE NA U CAUSE AM AGAIN OOO..

CONGRATS BRO..

NA UR WIFE YOU MARRY JARE NO BE ALL THIS LADIES WEY DEY LIVE FAKE LIFE UP AND DOWN

WALAI IF I SEE HER TOMORROW I GO RECOGNIZE HER COS SHE NO USE MAKE UP

Glo 4G for 1k.

Good one.

bestpunterever:
pictures of your area councillor and his 3 drivers, or I don't.... Should know the rest.

Shey u don't believe me now?

Jeezuzpick:
SAY THE FACT!

Someone cannot play again?

Is that how u use to do?

Basfaq:
Are u among.

Yes na me be the 3rd driver

Go and die by yourself.

Oya lala..

Ok... And my area councillor get 3 driver.

Ritualist everywhere in ikorodu...I prefer room and parlor in iyana ipaja to duplex in any area in ikorodu...Ritualist den.

The weed too high for Mr Ben Murray Bruce

Smokers are liable to act and run mad.

Baba I don tire for this matter ooo na do me self dey pay 3k plus every month ooo and man no dey stay house.

Senate needs to deliberate on this I swear

FG should give this mofo's just 9 month to import and install prepaid meter in every houses, Any house they fail to install the prepaid meter should not pay until they install meter..

With this their brain will be restore

Bunch of fools extorting Nigerians..

Rip to the innocent baby... Those student can still get their result or rewrite WAEC

Lols

My gov

2080 abi... When most of this generation don't die finish abi?

Na thunder go fire all of una wet gather conclude this.

Na to carry bag travel be that cos I no fit dey spend all my money for fuel.

When dem no dey cherish wetin dem like for their country..

Abeg make we hear word jare.

Anything dem like make dem write inside.

Na today we don't dey read lies??

All these useless polithifians just turn book writer overnight.

Na thunder go fire all of una.

Hmmm

Either good or evil mind

Na mountain of fire we go for all of una wet no wan make this country better.

Awin eleribu Dede.

infantlion:
Hello fellow Nairanders,

Once upon a time in 2016, I fell in love with a beautiful damsel who happened to be a virgin. We became very intimate and had great sex.After sex, she always thanked me for making her feel so extraordinary.As at that time, I was madly in love with her.

We got engaged in December 2016 in a grant style due to the fact that am working as a graduate engineer in a multinational firm.

I sincerely had the intention of taking her to the altar until early February, my friend alerted me that he saw my girl in a club with four(4) young men...I got worried and quickly called, her phone rang, no response.I gave her 458 missed calls until later in the evening, she answered"Nkem, am so sorry, I was sleeping while your calls came through"

I wept and called my friend to confirm if his is very sure of what he told me...He insisted.I kept wondering, how could an engaged woman flirt around with guys? I was shocked because I got 95% of what women need-money, good sex,good looking, good job e.t.c

In a nutshell, I invited her to my place and interrogated her and she admitted that she went to club with those guys but nothing happened.No woman would truly agree that she "spreaded" her legs for another man.

My feelings for her crashed to 0%..She pleaded for 30 days until she involved my pastor.My pastor told me to embrace forgiveness which I did...We started all over again and she promised to be faithful, loyal and honest at all times..

A month later she took in.The badnews came as a shock to me because I never cum inside her whenever we had sex...I quickly rushed to see my family doctor.He told me there is 100% chances of any woman to get pregnant with the method I adopted.

Due to the fact that my feelings for her is still at 0%, I begged her for an abortion and she replied"over my dead body"..Her family called me and I told them I am not ready and they threatened to arrest me...They sent her to my house last week with her protruded stomach without my consent...It was very late and I had no choice than to let her in.

Luck ran out of her this morning when she got a call from one Pastor Mike...I was curious to know if it is "hygienic" for a pastor to call a beautiful damsel in the early hours of the day...I questioned her and she told me the guy is a genuine pastor...
Me:pastor of which church?
She:Catholic Church
Do catholic church ordain pastors?

I called the so-called Pastor Mike and he said, he is not a pastor.

I have contacted my family and friends, but am not yet comfortable with their counsel.

One good thing about Nairanders is that from the bad, the good and the ugly comments, a wise OP should be able to get something out of nothing.

Long live Nairanders!!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

DO THIS AND THANK ME LATER

SETTLE WITH HER AND AGREE TO MARRY HER

THEN TELL WHEN THE PREGNANT IS 7MONTH SHE HAS TO GO WITH YOU TO YOUR VILLAGE FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT CONCERNING HER PREGNANCY.

OR YOU ASK YOUR DAD OR RELATIVES EXPLAIN TO HER THERE IS A FAMILY RITE SHE NEEDS TO PERFORM THAT IF THE BABY BELONGS TO YOU, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO HER AND IF THE BABY IS NOT YOURS THEY WILL BOTH DIE.. BUT SHOW HER MUCH LOVE BEFORE YOU SAY ALL THIS OO


SHE WILL SURELY CONFESS I SWEAR.

something is wrong somewhere..


ALL THIS EMERGENCY MEETING IS UP FOR SOMETHING.

MAKE I SIDON DEY LOOK SHA.

Eni tonwawakuwa aririkuri

John902:
na only Lagos?

I just give am where dem plenty pass ni

John902:
na only Lagos?

I just give am where dem plenty pass no.

MIRACLE?