₦airaland Forum

tommynico: wia r u 4rm mate?

CraigB: Cry us a river, Naai-gerians!

I'm sure you received a thank-you letter in the post for whatever role you played, alongside other nations.

You're upset because you were not allowed to he ogas at the funeral. And what's this moaner-in-chief rubbish? What a disgusting culture!

You want to be chief ogas even during bereavement? Bloody ogres.

Go and show love to your own brothers on Naai-geria before you cry for love from others. Learn to value yourselves, you losers. Build a proper government before you look to others, you cowards.

When will you fight for yourselves?

BobNeli: It is well said that when the wound heals, the sufferer quickly forgets its pains. It is easier to match ur benefactor in time of need, strength for strenght after gainining ur fredom than to appreciate and accord him the necessary honour because u now think that u have no need of him any longer. It is easier to look down on someone whom u looked up to for help while in the pit and as he stretched his helping hands, u quickely accepted than appreciate him whilst out ur distress because u dnt want to c him as ur superior. However, it takes only the wise to realize never to bite the finger that fed them because the future is pregnant. If South Africans can acknowledge the fact that Nigeria accepted, nutured and gave them back one of their illustrous sons and leading presdents in Mbeki. What else is there to do for an ungrateful generation. Well, what I can make out of this whole dramer is the mental slavery of a people who are just but phisically emancipated. Ignoring those that fought with them because they think that they have nothing more to offer and revere their predators because they think they could bribe them for attention. Am proudly Nigerian. We dnt beg for attention.

faith96: Someone must have told Nigerians they were the world greatest, too much ego, too loud,suddenly they should be cutting the cake in the entire Africa.
Who gave you all the title "giant of Africa"? Well if it was pertaining population, I give you all credit for filling your nation to the zilch.
I know Kenya airways our national carrier has words "pride of Africa" but heck yeah our runners are world class.
Ethiopian airways have words "spirit of Africa"and heck they are not chest thumpers like the giant aka toenail De l'afrique.

all4naija: Isn't this CraigB ?! Who are you?

Thank you.

BCraig: You have no evidence. Empty post.

BCraig: Yeah yeah yeah - your petticoat is showing, Mr foot-in-mouth. Cry me a river.

BCraig: The worst form of idîot - the loud, ignorant Naai-gerian.




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http://www.lagbaja.org/2013/09/nigeria-has-experiment-failed.html


Nigeria - Has the experiment failed?

In the early twentieth century, The British decided to amalgamate the regions north and south of the Niger and Benue rivers and renamed the entity Nigeria. European colonial masters (British, French, Germans, Portuguese) overlorded the entire Western African region.

The new Nigeria was a melting port of sort, comprising more than two hundred ethnic groups, some large, many others small. More than two hundred different languages are spoken by people, who have very little in common in terms of culture and tradition. In earlier times, Islamic traders and proslyterizers have invaded most of the Northern region of Western Africa, and many Souther traders also got converted to the religion they discovered in Sudan and other far northern regions. Christianity came with the Europeans from the South (Atlantic Ocean).

In the 1950's, in the heat of the fight for independence, the people from this new melting port, like other similar amalgamation across Africa, focus more on ridding their land of the overlords, and less on the aftermath. By mid 1960's the bubble of independence had busted in Nigeria, and the nation was at War. That war, the Biafra war, was just the beginning of the unravelling of a state that has been held together mostly by the shared corruption of its leaders and the continued flow of oil money. Today, that nation tethers once again at the edge of chaos.

BCraig: Blah, blah, blah...

What did you do with the country that Britain left behind for Naai-geria? You had the opportunity to improve on it, but you destroyed it.

South Africa improves on what it has. Cry about it, why don't cha? Let them flow from Tuynhuys to Timbuktu.

sweetcheecks: You dumbb poo, my boyfriend is not Nigeria. He is an individual and he left that shiii hole years ago. He doesnt associate himself with that shiiihole.

BCraig: Now, here's a confused Naai-gerian.

Oh, wait! They all are!

BCraig: Ah - the Hague, which is yet to understand what the excuse is for the fatal display of blek luuuurve in Naai-geria.

[s]Racism can't even be used as an excuse.

Then there's only one explanation: idîots are running around all over the place in Naai-geria.[/s]

BCraig: I think his "smartness" was never tested. There's a level where his brain simply stalls. When things get too complex, he falls apart. Loudness takes over (as per naai-gerian custom) and substance diminishes.

paniki: He used to be a smart guy but something terrible has happened to his thought processing.

BCraig: [s]Yes - because you typed "lose" and spellcheck changed it to "loose".

Bad spellchecker, that.[/s]

Now, where were we - the bodies piling up in Naai-geria. When will Naai-geria fight for itself?

Will that be after you all get brain transplants?

BCraig: I wouldn't say that out aloud if I were you. Not while you're are struggling with the difference between loose and lose.

And it's great to know that your online activity (and how you spend your time) is determined by mine.

I told you that your brains will never be capable of shifting gears.

BCraig: You've lost already. No more work needed on you - until you come up with something more creative than following my lead.

BCraig: The sounds of emptiness.

When fingers move on the keyboard for the sake of moving. Brain completely disengaged. Now, that's the Naai-gerian story.

Quantity? Tons.

Quality? Zero.

BCraig: Initially, I thought he was smart. But there's no one in the lighthouse.

BCraig: Spare me the lesson. You're wasting your own time. You said "his smarts..." is the truth.

That's simply bedazzling.

BCraig: [s]Yes, because Naai-geria doesn't consider religious and ethnic cleansing an injustice.

Refugees all over the planet, running from Naai-geria, with their passports hidden from view.

They even change their accents in places, lest they be found out.

In counters, they whisper when the ask for help


Yup! The "die-ants" of Africa. [/s]

BCraig: Let's see..."His smarts..."

Wow! The most complete, stand-alone sentence on the planet! "His smarts..."

[s]Ok, statement revised..."as high as a ladies knees, your smarts go". With this kind of stupidîty, only the most desperate of ladies would lay down for you. [/s]

BCraig: Exactly the point! The death of hundreds of Naai-gerians is no big deal to this lot. Nothing to right home about. Let them eat cake!

It's considered an "exaggeration" to even so much as talk about it.

"Blek" luuuuurve!

BCraig: his smarts [s] go as high as a woman's pelvic area. Nothing beyond that.[/s]

BCraig: [s]Oh, I know! I will close my eyes and that should switch off the sun! Yay! Very clever Einstein.

When you open your eyes again, have a look at the tons of bodies flowing down the rivers of Naai-geria.[/s]

we could stack them as high as the Abuja rock - ten times the size of it.

BCraig: Hit a nerve, did she?

Yup! That's our sweetchikita.

BCraig: [s]Because Naai-geria mass murders its own people. It's as simple as that. A nation that can't hold itself together and has produced multitudes of commercial refugees spreading their tentacles all over the world.[/s]

When will Naai-geria fight for itself? Next century?

ZDee: You see what I mean. you are one of those nigerians giving the country a bad name abroad. I hope nigerians here know that this guy is into dirty business in SA He's part of human trafficking gang, you should be ashamed of yourself, you scumbag.

BCraig: The dizzy heights of Naai-gerian intelligence: girls and sèx.

Explains the "state of the nation".

ZDee: Most are just as lame as you, dissing nigeria is so fun, all the dirt is here on this forum.

sweetcheecks: You still get the highest aid in Africa, so you have been paid up. Now shatttaap.

We are going nowhere, your brothers are in our country. So deal with!