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Enter mile 2 from anywhere in ibadan , then enter Agboju-Alakija or okokomaiko tell the driver u r coming down at Tradefair.


or Enter Igando if u drop at iyana ipaja, enter auto part then tell them u r coming down in tradefair

SexyNairalander:
too long

lazy dude
Seun
Mynd44
lalasticla
where una calculators

When EFCC says somebody embezzled Billion(s) of naira, some don't know how Big or how far the money can go if a family or an individual has such Money!!!

I am sure after this calculations you will agree with me that Corrupt Government officials deserve death sentence for corruption


Let calculate this together:

There are nine Zero in one Billion

that is 1,000,000,000.

If you have one Billion naira as an individual you will spend it for 54years and 9months and some days if you are spending #50,000 daily!!!

Calculation:

50,000 x 365 =18,250,000.

18,250,000 x 54 = 985,500,000

1,000,000,000 - 985,500,000=14,500,000


You still have 14,500,000 after 54 years you have been spending a Billion

then 14,500,000÷50,000= 290 days

290 days /30= 9.6667 months

Conclusion: An individual will spend a billion of Naira for 54 yrs and 9 months while spending 50k per day.


So friend add 54 or 55 years to your current age and see how far one billion can go in your remaining life on earth and tell me why we have to support these greedy thieves !!!

And please which kind food you want to eat even during this recession that would cost 50k daily?

Nigeria youths be wise!!!

g

This magun face na real thunderbolt

price?

Seun:
He spent hours searching for dead people yet no one directed him to a mortuary which would've had lots of medically certified dead people.

Epic!!!

seun u wicked

Funke don pregnant

they won't even answer u op



kids everywhere

AdaAnambra:
Ahaaa, I think you need to send your details via their ombudsman on number 01-2260450 or WhatsApp them on 08087603717. Their WhatsApp number always work for me though.

I have done that already no reply from them since yesterday I lodged complain on the Watsap.

These people aren't serious

Phagyrhe:
1. Welcome to Lagos "Three Elders" Art Deco Statue

Arguably the most famous art deco statue in Nigeria, this art statue "welcome" you to Lagos, anytime, any day and any moment. It was built by Biodun Shodeinde in 1991 and was rehabilitated in 2004 after it was burnt down by angry protesters who believed the statue was the cause of incessant accidents on the ever busy Lagos-Ibadan expressway. It was also burnt down by angry protesters in 2012 during the subsidy protest under former president, Goodluck Jonathan. However, it was reconstructed and moved to Epe where it currently stand. The statue depicts the highest honour accorded through greetings to any individual in Eko culture.

op the statue is still at otedola bridge along alausa o.

maybe another one at epe .

I can only take op serious if he don marry.


All u wrote there are. not for African women o.

UnknownT:
Ghost Customer

shame on them not me.

Igbo Soldier during Nigeria Civil war in Novembrer 1968
Photographer : Gilles Caron

one of my mail to them

my bank alert

Ecobank customer cares are most useless set of Staff in Nigeria banking sector ( I stand to be corrected).

I lost my phone contacts last month and I couldn't find my account number on my phone again and I couldn't remember 2 of the middle digits of my Ecobank account .

I wanted to transfer some change into the account on Wednesday and there is no other thing to do than to contact Eco bank customers care for help. I sent them mail and requested for my account number but no call or reply for almost 1hr then I called friend who is a Banker in one of their branches, I was surprised when the guy told me he couldn't find my details in Ecobank!!


6:37pm I received their call , and the caller demanded for my details which I gave him everything offhand, he asked if I do received alert I told him yes,even I receive mail for every transaction then he asked me to send the screenshot to the customer care mail which I did immediately . since then I have not received any other mail from them or even call to update me on the issue.

the following day which is Thursday I went to one of their branches around Ladipo , the customer care agent said the same and she said there nothing she can do to it that even if I go to the branch where I opened the account 5yrs ago.

she made enquiry and she discover that only 2 customers in that bank branch bear one of my names and they are Female , I showed her my emails from Ecobank and all my bank alerts.

Thank God I lost the Account number , if not I wouldn't have known that am not an Ecobank customer.

I sent Watsap message to their Watsap number no response

Account name; Moses Oluwatunmishe B

Bank Branch; Fagba iju road

Email:moscobabs@yahoo.co

Phone : 08056003697


Nairaland what steps do I have to take o


seun


lalasticla

Ecobankcustomersservice

naira land bankers

FOB

Puskin

naijacutee

dominique

MRBODMAS:
Really? Hmmm how will I over come all these? May God help me o! Amen.

see for grace bro

obanikoro my man


I trust Omo eko akete ..he has vomited everything . disclosed a the secrets

smart guy


Fayose get ready to defend yourself

Ishilove:
You can't finish primary school in '93 and be 33 years.

I finished primary in 1993 ma
finished secondary in 2000

Gained admission in 2001 and graduated in 2005
Other professional courses in 2006-2009
Got my first job in 2008
married in 2012 when I was 29
this is 2016
1983-2016( still counting o) = 33 yrs
hope u get it right ma?

HAH:
yea am surely your egbon, finished primary in 87 secondary 93, uni 99, masters 2005 and am now 40

thats gud egbon

Lilimax:
Calling it 50k, these children in Nairaland will think you're talking about 50 thousand

lol... k is for Kobo na but some chdren of nowadays don't know that sa

HAH:
Good old days my brother, seems we are in the same age bracket. We don old o

no sir ..u r my elder brother .I was in primary one in 87 and I finished pry sch in 1993 am just 33 yrs old man.

HAH:
Na babies full nairaland, some don't even know that 50k means fifty kobo thinking it means fifty thousand.


Even in my days in the university 93-98 meals were N5.

When I was in primary school 1982 - 87 I was given 10k daily for breakfast

My pay me 10k in 87-90 too but increased it to 50k btw 91-93 and I remember I did contribution from it then.

gud old days

congrats in advance bro

November 17 will be my 4th year wedding anniversary.

marriage is sweet if you marry the right person o although challenges will surely come but bro don't be afraid the challenge is gonna be stepping stone to greatest for u in Jesus name.

You will not lack all the gud thing in marriage .

Most important bro.... Devil wud be tempting u with ladies after marriage o

Your ex will be coming and seek for sex

Those ladies you toasted will say "yes" to your old proposal

more ladies will love u even with ring on your finger

Married women will want to have u as concubine

lot of pretty ladies will be walking around u that u will even regret to marry early.


all these are devil handiwork to break your home just close your eyes on that side bro.

I wish you the best !!!


welcome to the table of Men.

Fiwasayo:
Who's that on red on red....wardrobe malfunction.

the guy must be ibo

jessejagga:
i once met her at national theater wen i was a kid !

what year was that?

tyson99:
This life is vanity

yes o just be gud

PaperLace:
A friend taught me_ a male friend _ an ex. It was part of his ploy to get me interested in everything he does .

he actually tried ..I don't know how to knot tie too ...its very embarrassing .

Try to teach your hubby and don't forget to tell him u were taught by your ex.
I know is going to challenge him but will reduce his thought in you.
have a nice day ma.

gazzuz:
Don't mind all these haters, pour the oil jere.

There are already too many vehicles on the road

lol oga gazuzz. He should just pour it and give way to other road users o.
that's another way we can reduce traffic .

PaperLace:
My husband can't do No1(knot a tie).
I've tried so hard to teach him, instead of him to cool down and learn_ he is more interested in knowing who/which guy taught me...lol.

lol.... But who actually taught u?

no b d guy wey b Marcus in Jenifa's diary bi this?