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This remind me of what happened to me when I was in benin City in 2012

I took this fyn chick from Uniben and I was living in Textile Mill road then,I took her to Asotyme at GRA and we left around 2.am,as I was driving towards The bad road that full of flood,I just discovered I have a flat tyre.I need to come down to change the tyre but the only thing this lady could do was to be hissing and complaining inside my car.
Then I vexed and told her to come out of my car and find her way or I kill her.then she stated begging me.infact she was the one that tight the tyre strews that night.

Mishydoo: Lol....Okija Juju..

If we are banning based on names...then;
1. Una be fool
2. Mr Cork
3. Prvtparts
4. Okija juju
5. (And u) Moscobabs....wt d hell ds dat even mean?

u wanna know? ok..Mosco derived from Moses while Babs is from Babatunde that's my full name so tell me the meaning of that Mishydoo oo

Imagine you are a moderator on Nairaland and you are ask to Ban 5 people on Nairaland who would they be
my own list:

-Obadiah 777-for misinterpretation of Genesis on his topic`The exigesis of Genesis chapter 1`

-Okija Juju----For his scary username

-Eagle eye--The guy na crook notin concern him with your topic or post,all he wants to see are errors on your grammars

-olajumokeibk...this lady no dey mind her business,all she does is quoting someone post

-Ishilove.....I will ban her for assault,this girl sabi abuse person die.she called me Tiger ...lol

Let keep it rolling!!

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1. Onila: I sometimes wonder if she can recognize the naira note when she sees one.
2. MamaGee: Ever heard of the anus performing the mental reasoning in a human being?
3. Bin gbagbo: This guy's responsible for the dryness of Nairaland's joke section.
4. Ikenna351: He closed my thread upon much energy dissipated in creating it!! I'll never forgive him.
5. Moscobabs (OP): For making me actually remember these folks and their ills..

lol...funny

Imagine you are a moderator on Nairaland and you are ask to Ban 5 people on Nairaland who would they be
my own list:

-Obadiah 777-for misinterpretation of Genesis on his topic`The exigesis of Genesis chapter 1`

-Okija Juju----For his scary username

-Eagle eye--The guy na crook notin concern him with your topic or post,all he wants to see are errors on your grammars

-olajumokeibk...this lady no dey mind her business,all she does is quoting someone post

-Ishilove.....I will ban her for assault,this girl sabi abuse person die.she called me Tiger ...lol

Let keep it rolling .Enjoy your weekend

so who 1st die now??

I'm sowi ooo.but I need to compromise.

God ,,you are unquestionable oooo,and some rich couples are begging for one oo

I'm very sure one of u is a bastard...you will not have any sexual feeling if truly you are cousins.tell your parents and the parents of the so called cousin...your mum or his mum will latter confess

u are not the 1st and u will never be the last.'ko si ohun ti oju o riri,o fi'jo Anobi kan ni'

I can see Yoruba,Ibo and Hausa kids here....These are leaders of tommorow.God bless you all

martin123: Some one should please tell me the difference between solomon Lar and Lai Mohammed.

Lai and Lair are all liers while Solomon and Muhammad are God's prophets.they are all polythievians

dt02: 1st to tlk.....lolzzzz

talkative

ifyalways: Very sad.Attention shifted to the stone dead ie Agagu while the survivors who were caught in their line of duty(cabin crew,MIC staff) were forgotten and abandoned.

If na VIP dem survive,everybody(governors,senators,pastors,celebrities) for don donate to fly dem abroad for treatment since.
Its OYO when its a nobody.Wish them quick recovery.

hunnmmm..you are right my sister

PHOTO: Boko Haram Leader, Shekau Lifeless On Hospital Bed

9 October, 2013

Local

The question of whether Nigeria's number one enemy, Ibrahim Shekau, the leader of the dreaded sect Boko Haram, is alive or dead still remains unanswered.

According to security report, they said he may have died as a result of wounds he sustained during a shoot-out with security agents sometime in july. He was almost captured, but his aides managed to evacuate him across the border to cameroun.

They said Shekau didn't make it but there was no evidence to prove it, until recently when this picture surfaced, showing him on hospital bed and looking lifeless.
http://news.naij.com/49308.html

The death toll in the Associated Airline plane crash has now risen to 14 and that's because one of the passengers on the casualty list died during the weekend.

The state commissioner for Health Dr Jide Idris disclosed that out of the seven survivors,two were in critical conditions and unfortunately one died over the weekend while the other one in the critical state had an operation and still in critical state.

He confirmed that the remaining four are in stable condition.

The commissioner disclosed the state of the bodies of those who lost their life;he said that the dental ex-rays have been done ready for matching and the autopsies have been carried out and are rounding up the samples that have been collected for the DNA.

Source :Channels TV mobile

Mayany: SO UNA TOPIC DON FINISH ABI? SMH

I think so jare

I beg na bed bug me wan control ooo

Nairaland is the only problem im having .....funny and irritating topics everyday.haaaa Demon sending SMS

-which network...Mtn,glo ,artel or etisalat?

-who registered it?

That wud be exactly a year after my wedding....but why sunday

na prof.pellar's son

sey the governor no forge hin age too

I can see GEJ working now

Koduro soke,by olamide.

13volts.....u have questions to answer on this bokom haram stuff oo

me too

fingard02k: lizard? Lolz

lolllllllllllllllllllll!!!!

Okija_juju: Who do am that kind yeye Juju...





Lizard?!


Whatever happened to snake, Scorpion, bat or even Black widow Spider?!






Maenwhile, Femi should bring that jeep to my shrine for 6 weeks spiritual cleansing.. he should drop the key with my apprentice with full tank of fuel and extra money to refill the tank..

Okija_juju......i see your signature

They should free this Airline na,Dana plane was not the 1st to crash and is not the last na.They want to kill their bussiness

One of the Victims of the Associated Airline that Crashed Thursday 3rd of October,2013 Akeem Akintunde of MIC Royal LTD posted this on his Facebook Page minutes before the Plane crashed....''For the past 33 yrs, I hv looked in the mirror every morning. And asked myself: ' if today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today! And whenever the answer has been ' No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. Akezo''.

here is the link to his fb page https://www.facebook.com/akeem.akintunde1?fref=ts

trux: For the past 33 yrs, I hv looked in the mirror every morning. And asked myself: ' if today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today! And whenever the answer has been ' No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. Akezo
He posted the messages above few hours before he died in the plane crash.

where is the LINK to his fb page

but what makes it a News is there any different in Tinubu Visit and my Visit