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beta tell all of us to leave hour job.....rubbish!!!

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Mike Uniform Mike Uniform

many things u can't know

-The day u were born

-The day u are gonna die

-What will kill you

-where u are gonna die

Lord don't let my fellow Nairalanders do die a mysterious death ooo!!!!

why HND graduate no dey there? just a question ooo!!!

Licensed-2-Kill:
nominated for the nairaland books of record as the guy with the most wierd blind dates ever. . .
Seconded too!

That's what i was trying to avoid.what if I tell the story in full

I was stranded in Ibadan during my 1st semester Exam in 2004 at Poly Ibadan,I was to travel home(Lagos) after my last paper because I had nothing on me and non of my friends could help because we were the same.
Then one of my friends brought the Idea of fine bara,lo and behold I stated trekking from Sango and begging for T-fare with the excuse of being a student,finally I trekked till I reach Iwo road and I made #2,520 since then I realise that the best way for student to raise him/herself is by fine bara...lol!!

so tell us how u raise yourself

this ASUU sef na Thief

Dannyxy: 2014 ......:.. She was an ogbanje,had to marry by force or become impotent.

lol..u are not serious oooo.

it happened to me last year I withdrew the money from Ecobank fagba lagos,the guy that attended to me understand, and he just put the #500 into my withrawer Note to avoid been seeing by the fine chic behind me.then I asked the guy why he refused to display my money...he said guy haa u funny dont u see pretty girl at your back ni? I look at my back and hiss and ask the lady ....did I collect money from U?? everybody just laugh to my funny question .then I walk away!!!!

I cant share my own experiences....cos if I do everybody will make jest of me and u all will put mark on me.but i can only give u the result

2003.......the one I met was creep

2005......most ugly

2005 again....older than me

2006.........we had sex on the 1st day,simply mean she is cheap

2008........she has 2 babies already

2010.......beautiful but latter discover she has been raped by my 2 friends

2011....she came from Kogi to meet me in benin city,she is very fat I sent her away the following day

2012....we dated for 2 weeks but she is very local.

Last saturday....I met this on wechat and she was with me till yesterday very sexy but she has no manner.

those are the Nine(9) experience

I respect this man so much....I wish he could contest for President under Accord party.

make i go buy my own ticket

kaeyame: I was waiting for this!!! Guys, when will you disappoint me. Although the post could be claimed to be written in jest, but deep down...

@topic! The era of the technology in those western sci-fi movies is now

somebody should help me interpret what she was saying pls

I am studying Jumpology but wanna become a native doctor

Op ..sey I borrow money from you to buy my Beers and Wines?becareful and face your own problem ..ok

sebi na Igbo?? No comment...........is their act!!

peppy luv: And what is ur definition of an illiterate?
Literacy is all about knowing how to read and write and this is acquired at the foundation level ie pre-primary and primary and 90% of this people u call illiterates went to high school so does the fact that they didn't get into the tertiary institution make them illiterates?
You and I know that 89% percent of Nigerian graduates are not better than the people u call illiterates. They just go to school to answer graduate but they are more dumb than the school cleaners. If you hear most of them speak u wil bow your head in shame. Some of my co corp members especially a grl called oduayo, are worse than the villagers we teach,they use "him" for both male and female, the use of present and past tense is even worse. Imagine sec schl kids calling a corp member "village girl" even to her face!
Besides in camp we are advised and thought to acquire skills but you see many corp members feeling too big to do so but go to togo,even the bricklayers are graduates!
So,nobody is cheating anybody. There is no job specially made for graduates and non graduates what Nigerian youths don't understand is the dignity in labour! Be proud of whateva puts food on ur table,learn a skill,carpentry,tailoring or u call it design,you can go into farming etc
Most of the roadside mechanics are better than our graduate Engineers.

As for me I am a proud teacher and farmer. my frnds thought I was jokin when as a child I said I wanted to teach and farm but today they see it differently cuz of what have been hapnin in my life so far and they are proud of me cuz I am a teacher with a difference
You also knw the story of Bill gates so no need to for long story.
Bro rather than waiting for govt,pls do something for urself and if u feel the artists are making too much money then join them or stop patronising them.
My take!

End of Discussion...'a word is enough for the wise'Thanks to Farmerteacher!!!

which kind question bi dis......haaa Na rich sure pass ooo.I have compromised my character several time,I'm still compromising now and I will continue compromise once I'm still seeing mysef in Nigeria!!!

but una sure say this TV no go dey use person Blood sa??

Oya TECNO come do your own TV sebi u dey contest with Samsung?

if he likes he should marry if he likes he should not marry,he won't be the first and he will not be the last afterall he dey Bleep as hin like.I beg I have my own problem jare!!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/1444238/best-worst-moderator-nairaland.......Anti Sexkill

I don talk ham before................https://www.nairaland.com/1444238/best-worst-moderator-nairaland

do u really love her?if yes go with her because she loves u."the devil u know is better than the Angel u don't know"maybe she did not reply or call u because she was busy

there is a particular Church I went to before I got my Job ,the Pastor there seems to be man of God.when He attended to me he said I'm gonna get the job only if I promise to be paying my tithe in his church.I was thinking that the idea is wrong but when u don't have job u will be desperate to day yes to everything then I agreed.I got the job in 2009 and I paid my tithe to his church for complete 2yrs even when I was transfed to benin i was paying it to his church account before I finally stop that so called tithe.

fat lie!!!!

How GEJ became Governor of Bayelsa and did he become The Nigeria President?

addey: It's good but are you sure another banana will not enter the honey pot.

when u don't even trust yoursef...mumu

daviid_e: wtf!!!! hehehehe pllz letz not exchange words hehehehe

I'm not exchanging word I'm just replying him