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well deserved

Chelsea for life

The police Van number though

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and the Tittle is ...........?

GEJ wud have won 2015 election if Fayose is a prophet. He just predicted and the prediction has not come to pass.

so what's your point??

h

Never disapoint

Tazdroid:
This is F.A.T.A.L.I.T.Y

This is W.I.C.K.E.D.I.T.Y!!!

When you say "I am blessed" what do u actually mean?

-is it wealth?

-Health?

let learn from you

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Late Senator Isiaka Adetunji Adeleke at Kuta Ayedire Local Government Osun state yesterday 22nd April, 2017.

R.I.P Serubawon!!!!

Funkybabee:
this one is a city film!!! really interesting and funny, u will laugh tired

go and watch The Iron Empress dear this is not telemundo. u love it

Funkybabee:
Me just go to market!!! buy some needs things then rest or watch film thou sometimes I may have one occasions to attend

have u watch chief kim

Chief Kim story started from "the iron empress"

Omotayor123:
I often Rests on Saturdays. I hardly go out or attend parties.

But Today, it's all about watching movies.


Life's too short, No time to check Time


Abeg can anyone recommend any Interesting Korean movie for me

watch the "The Iron Empress" Season 1-8 or "yang -yon-Che"

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Whistle blowing business..

I just discover this huge amount of hard currency somewhere in my grandmother room... I never knew grand ma can be so rich like this and am complaining that I need money since...
Pls I need EFCC number pls.... at least I go get 5%.... send EFCC no to me pls.

to be a firstborn is not easy o.If I start telling u my challenge as a firstborn I won't finish till tomorrow. But I know God has already perfect everything concerning firstborn.

We are Head, we shall never become tail.

our sacrifices both physically and spiritualy will not b in vain. God has been our helper since birth and he will continue fighting for us.

Everything written about us is great!!!

Greeting to all Nairaland firstborn

jibs4lv:
heya sory,i pray way his gentle soul rest in peace.

thank u

and one Nigeria Pastor will tell me "Drinking beer is a sin"

tell that to your gullible members

h

ventilation:
Ara ile wa'ja, omo ore ti won kii fi b'ore, my mom still talks about the Ogunkanmi's and this guy particularly, I remember our cornerstone key holder too, may his soul RIP.

you are welcome bro. pls join Omo ar'epo-panda on fb

thanks

ventilation:
Omo Ile ogbo nie ni?

yes ...Omo ile Igbo ijaye Egan Omo arepo ponda ni mi

Falomo bridge where My Uncle Tunji Ogunkanmi (First MD/CEO Cornerstone Insurance PLC) lost his life.

I cry any day I drive on this bridge.

RIP Uncle Tj

I copied it for future ni o...don't. quote or comment pls

Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained inhis entry level Junior Sales Officer position. Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway.One day Thomas felt that he could not work with Ezra anymore. He wrote his resignation letter, but before he submitted it to the Manager, he complained that Management did not value hard working staff, but only promoted only the favoured!The Manager knew that Ezra worked very hard for the years he had spent at the company; even harder than Thomas and therefore he deserved the promotion. So in order to help Thomas to realize this, the Manager gave Thomas a task.————————————————-“Go and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?”Thomas returned and said, “yes there is someone!”The Manager asked, “how much per kg?”Thomas drove back to town to ask and then returned to inform the Manager; “they are R13.50 per kg!”The Manager told Thomas, “I will give Ezra the same task that I gave you. Please pay close attention to his response!”So the Manager said to Ezra, in the presence of Thomas; “Go and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?”——————————————–Ezra went to find out and on his return he said:“Manager, there is only one person selling water melons in the whole town. The cost is R49.00 each water melon and R32,50 for a half melon. He sells them at R13.50 per kg when sliced. He has in his stock 93 melons, each one weighing about 7kg. He has a farm and can supply us with melons for the next 4months at a rate of 102 melons per day at R27.00 per melon; this includes delivery.The melons appear fresh and red with good quality, and they taste better than the ones we sold last year.He has his own slicing machine and is willing to slice for us free of charge.We need to strike a deal with him before 10am tomorrow and we will be sure of beating last year’s profits in melons by R223 000.00. This will contribute positively to our overall performance as it will add a minimum of 3.78% to our current overall sales target.I have put this information down in writing and can be available on spreadsheet. Please let me know if you need it as I can send it to you in fifteen minutes.”Thomas was very impressed and realized the difference between himself and Ezra. He decided not to resign but to learn from Ezra.As we begin this fresh year, let this storyhelp us keep in mind the importance of going an extra mile in all our endeavors.You won’t be rewarded for doing what you’re meant to do, you only get a salaryfor that! You’re only ​rewarded​ for going an extra mile; performing beyond expectations.To be successful in life you must be observant, proactive and willing to do more, think more, a more holistic perspective and go beyond the call of duty.May you be blessed with a better perspective to your work this year.*Greater life needs this mentality of going an extra mile, As Husband’s, mothers, children; Let’s go an extra mile in all our endeavour..Let us always have this in our minds…..The reason why some employers do not like workers is that workers do only whatthey are told to do..They don’t put in their own initiatives.. Investors put in whatever it takes wherever they are, even if they find themselves as employees, or as entrepreneurs or self-employed..They go extra miles to get things “Betterdone”..That is why employers love investors.http://agapedev.com.ng/2017/02/28/a-lesson-on-attitude-to-work/#more-94

God bless Buhari

h

BOSS says to SECRETARY:
For a week, we will be
travelling abroad, so make
arrangements. SECRETARY
makes a call to her Husband:
For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after
yourself. HUSBAND makes call
to SECRET LOVER: My wife is
going abroad for a week, so
let's spend the week
together. ... SECRET LOVER makes a call to a LITTLE BOY
whom she is giving private
lessons: I have to work for a
week, so you need not come
for class. LITTLE BOY makes call
to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I don't have
classes because my teacher is
busy. Let's spend the week
together. Grandpa ( d BOSS )
makes a call to his SECRETARY:
This week I am spending time with my grandson. We can't
attend the meeting any longer.
SECRETARY makes a call to her
HUSBAND: My boss has some
personal matters to attend to,
so our trip is cancelled. HUSBAND makes a call to
SECRET LOVER: We cannot
spend this week together; my
wife has cancelled her trip.
SECRET LOVER makes a call to
LITTLE BOY whom she is giving private lessons: This week we
will have classes as usual.
LITTLE BOY makes a call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have
to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company. Grandpa
makes a call to his secretary:
Don't worry, this week we
will attend that meeting, so
make arrangements. QUESTION
- WHO CONTROLS THIS CHAIN?

espn:
OP u see wetin u Don cause? Abeg u get any baby we fit try with..i promise to catch em..

u wicked o, so u will use my baby for experiment?

Let's go there

salford:
These areas are the most populated in Ogun state and generate most revenue due to their proximity to lagos.

Alot of homes and businesses were destroyed to give way for these flyovers and bridges. Over 60,000 had properties and businesses demolished. People committed suicides and those that did not were never compensated till date despite submitting property evaluations and C of O's.

I remember one woman who collapsed end eventually died after her newly completed 18 million naira shopping mall financed by a bank had to be demolished.

Worst government Ogun state has ever witnessed.

the funniest part is that Oshinbajo has commission that road during the 40yrs anniversary of Ogun state last year. that road damaged my car I can't even go to my house everyday due to d bad state of the road. Amosun is not the worse governor anyway but Gbenga Daniel,Obasanjo,Oshinbajo and Dimeji Bankole are bastered .

let go there

It was in year 2002 when my friend called me from OAU that my name has been shortlisted for Admission that I should come on Wednesday to start my registration.

I was so happy me wey don dey look for admission since 1999 lol, I called my dad to send me money so I can start the admission Asap and I could not call my friend to confirm the good new again because he used one of the hostel big boyz phone to call me ( he didn't have phone)

April 3rd I arrived Ife with my luggage and credentials , my friend couldn't beliv his eyes when he saw me

Friend: ore wetin u con do for Campus

Me: For my registration na!

Friend: Which registration?

Me: which one if not.the one u told me

Friend : (put his hands on his head) Modaran!!!!! I was just fooling you ni didn't u know it was on April first?

Me: (crying and laughing all together) Semiu ti ba temi. je!!

He called some guys to come and beg me and I left OAU in sadness.

Ben13

lalasticla

Seun

let laugh small pls