₦airaland Forum

I must say that Gov. Ganduje is a man of peace. I remembered when he told his people that 'if they kill one Christian in the name of blasphemy is going to kill 50 of them in return. I think he is more civilize and understanding. God bless every peace maker

Party is not the problem. if you like create Jesus party' its those polithiefician that will still invaded it and run it. what we need us restructuring. or still check at individual's credibility and integrity, not party.

Very old story. I read this story over 5 years ago

Obviously, she is trying to tell us that she have it at the age of 18years...p*"is

Blue3k:
I don't think this group has that much clout politically. Didn't they throw weight behind Jonathan last time. Their message is sound populist one though. Defend yourselves since government failed to protect you.

APC won Benue, Nassarawa, Kwara, plateau, Niger. And you said they supported Goodluck last time?.

And the old slay Queen is like, That's my baby.... wonder how the next generation will be.

when I told people that women are the most dangerous creature they say na lie

Its a nice memory to always remember. I can't forget that night my ex bath me and cream all my body. I was like, You are spoiling me baby.

Diamond23:
*MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!*

Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.

The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.

I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead.

Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him.

Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm
for help.

I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.

In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.

My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*

Have you imagined why men die more? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find.

I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contributes to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.

*SATISFYING A WOMAN*

Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn.

It is a common experience this days that *women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed,* and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.

It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance.

*A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death* because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut short.

If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage?* Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.

Is this not just mocking God who created you? At the end *you may die SATISFYING A WOMAN.* Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up instead?

It is important to note that a *man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors,* such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.

*How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually?*

Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the women will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.

But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.

*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities.* Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but *she is already addicted to different sex experiences.* So how can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her?

Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. *Just do what you can do* and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.

*Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home for also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.*

Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.

Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.

*NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.

In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very. **JUST BE KIAFUL**My little pieces of cake

I'm praying to God to give me a woman that understand like u to marry. God bless u for this piece

Baba Iyabo! I fear you...

"They are studying the letter " is it a degree course? since yesterday individuals have reacted to letter but APC is still studying it. They don't have anything to say Jaree! let Buhari go

apart from kogi, plateau and Nasarawa, the rest are dominated by Fulani. so let them colonize themselves

I fore saw this.... 2014 I told one of friends that Nigerians abroad will be rushing home for better life. But unfortunately Buhari took over and everything goes back to square zero.

I fore saw this.... 2014 I told one of friends that Nigerians abroad will be rushing home for better life. But unfortunately Buhari took over and everything goes back to square zero.

When a woman of conscience marry a man of no conscience...that's comedy tragedy

Lagos with Lawlessness is like 5,6. The hush is real

No. the best advice for Buhari s for him to park out of Aso-rock 2019

Benekruku:
Fleetwood

He should do with Real Madrid or Barcelona, then I would regard

the one he scored against Argentina how much regard have you accord him?

[quote author=Sakie post=64203639]Pls bro,where did this happen?can I PM u pls.....I need to know who the guy is pls[/quote



Eheen! people wey their wife get four children don the suspect....Op answer am

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Some people wont just mind their business....

the man is more than 18 and so is the woman....they decided to phuck and enjoy themselves.....is it your preek and toto they used in phucking....and guess what....your friend is gonna continue phucking the punnani cos forbidden fruit tastes sweet. the alcoho was just an excuse........

Madam you sound like one of the adulterers on the loose. desist from it, even Nature/God forbade it

mhisbliss:
sue her so she can fork the judge too atleast she will be doing community service for the money

mhisbliss:
sue her so she can fork the judge too atleast she will be doing community service for the money

Lol

mhisbliss:
never mix business with pleasure, if I was the guy I'd tell my girlfriend myself and arrange a meeting so they'd meet themselves, then get SARs and arrest her for refusal to pay my money and blackmail, I cannot come and loose that huge sum for sex in this buhari economy

After u don fork her abi? she will tell the police u fork her in exchange of the money. and they will believe her.
My advice to guys, never lend money to single ladies except you're ready to forfeit it. they hardly pay back rather they prefer paying back with their body.

Let Mr president assent to the bill asap. the unemployed youths need it

udemzyudex:
LOL.. I quit betting 5 years ago and I'm happy,on the long run the bookies will always win.

I remember reading Akin alabi post on nairaland here, he said we should bet for fun, I was surprise that if the owner of a betting company could post this, then thinking betting as a business is a waste of time.

Betting is just luck, even if you take 2weeks to predict a game, what will be will be.

To those saying bet on small odds once in a week or don't accumulate, bro that thing is sh1t.
Have tried different betting strategy and staking plans yet still run out of lose.

Have seen people accumulate more than 25 games and win millions, it's simply luck that's all.

As for me, I bet for fun. I can't stake more than 200, mostly I stake 100 and since I start betting last year I have won only twice 24k and 5k. and i can say that there is no sure game that one should put plenty money in expectations of winning millions. I don't feel bad at all when losing game code I only used my spare/meager amount of money to bet. But this year an thinking of quitting cos it use to chop my time for my business.

where the weapon?

End time wedding gift

[/size] [size=8pt] [size=8pt][/size] ;DWhat about Lukaku, the first attacker who give two assist against his own club in a match..7 ;

it will do them a lot of good if they heed to this advice. APC= All Promises Cancelled

bean bread. don't quote me if u disagree. I can't argue pls

merry Xmas the most humble and effective president Nigeria ever had. wish you a prosperous new year
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