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BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 9:37pm On Mar 04, 2018
ocelot2006:
Wow, someone's about to blow a gasket cheesy . Relax f#*l. Actually Mr. Chicken, you've not answered jackshyte. I believe there were four questions in my post, and you just gave a simple "yes". Yes to what?

You know what fvcktard, let's make this easy for you simple-minded dolt. I'll assume your answer was meant for the 1st three questions as they were questions that required a simple YES/NO ( cheesy ada boy!). BUT there's the 4th and last question there, and you didn't answer it. It's quoted below:



Please not that a simple "YES/NO" won't do at all. If you think so, then it probably explains your multiple WAEC/GCE resits. While you're at it, please do feel free to back up your points (if at all there are any) with proof.

Now that shouldn't be that hard for you, Mr. A$$wipe. Now off you go Cluck cluck. Answer the question.
The Idi0t is scared of answering the extremely simple questions so it doesn't look stvpider than it already does! Your previous comments already show you're very mor0nic & unintelligent, so you shouldn't be scared. You can't possibly go lower than where you already are!
You have already agreed that you told A BIG FAT LIE about Ebelemi leaving a relatively healthy GDP growth of 5.8% in 2015 when he actually plunged it to 2.35% from the 7.68% he met it! So what sense does your so-called 4th question make when he obviously handed over a dead economy? You see why I call you a big mor0n? You should instead be apologizing to Nairaland for telling such a terrible lie that you Jonathan sycophants are used to!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 7:52pm On Mar 04, 2018
ocelot2006:
What is wrong with this demented tw@t?? Answer simple questions yet you're busy trying to dodge & change the focus of the discussion. Haba!! Fart-4-brains, i still await your answers to my questions. Are they so hard to answer? Or are you still too CHICKEN without balls to answer them? Dude i can do this all day.

So, cluck cluck fvctard, what's it gonna be?
Idi0t, so you can't read! Can't you see that I already answered your mor0nic question in my last post? Now, let me repeat it: The answer to the unintelligent questions are Yes/True/Correct/Affirmative! Are you satisfied now? Or is there any other way you want me to answer before you proceed to answer my own follow up questions?
So please, answer the follow up questions in my last comment! And once again, pls try to be less mor0nic than you already are as you answer! Thanks!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 1:26pm On Mar 04, 2018
ocelot2006:
Aaand the bleat goes on. Oi fvckface, answer the damn questions na! Make me look "stvpid". Jeez.....you're still too chicken to answer my questions. Cluck cluck cheesy cheesy
Honestly, I've never seen anything more unintelligent before! Now, mor0n, since you really want me to make you look even stvpider than you already are, the answer to all your questions is Yes!
So Mor0n, pls answer this questions:
1) Was that the economic situation he left behind for Buhari?
2) Since Ebelemi achieved all of these successes, how come he then left the GDP growth at 2.35% from 7.68% that he met it in 2010 (at least, you've stylishly agreed that you LIED about Ebelemi leaving a GDP growth of 5.8% as against the truth of 2.35%)?
Pls try to be a bit less mor0nic while you answer these questions! Thanks!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 11:19am On Mar 04, 2018
ocelot2006:
Really? GEJ plunged our GDP growth rate? And it had nothing to do with the fact that oil price had crashed at the time? At least he achieved a high GDP growth rate compared to his predecessors and bumbling successor. And claiming that I couldn't respond appropriately is simply laughable, especially when YOU, dum dum, were busy bleating and beating around the bush like a demented he-goat as you attempted to dodge my questions multiple times.
Anyway turdhead, since you're so lazy to get the question, I'll help. Here's the "dumb":



So go ahead fvctard, make me look " stvpider". Answer the questions.

slowpoke.
You're really a Mor0n! You were even stvpid enough to still affirm oil prices as the reason for him plunging the GDP from 7.68% to 2.35%, which also means oil price was the reason for whatever increase in GDP you saw during his regime. So if your idi0tic self considers oil prices as an excuse for your lord & personal saviour, Ebelemi Jonathan, why shouldn't the same excuse fly for Buhari? Did/Has oil price risen majestically back to what it was during the oil boom era in Ebelemi Jonathan's regime? You see why I call you Jonathan sycophants big mor0ns!
EducationRe: NASU Strike Is Wasting Our Lives; NYSC Has Been Put On Hold Due To It by Moukandjo: 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2018
noziz:
Clap for urself. for ur mind u don make point for d guy...

and who says he can't move on with his life even without d rubbish scheme?
Mr man, you & your likes should be the ones clapping for yourself thinking you can just know everyone's plans from behind your keyboard & advise them on what you know absolutely nothing about! No be una again?
CareerRe: AIT Sacks 300 Staff Nationwide by Moukandjo: 7:04pm On Mar 03, 2018
chronique:
slowpoke, the argument isn't about whether AIT has had issues before with salaries before and shutting down operations. The argument is that "a lot of businesses have had to shut down and retrench staffs under this government, like never seen before". The second argument is that " AIT was once a profitable organization even without having direct access to the man at the seat of power ". Learn to use your head when it is needed and stop carrying it about like a piece of decoration.
You're even more mor0nic than I initially thought!
I don't even know where to start dissecting the crap that the Idi0t just vomited thinking it made sense! I'll just let you continue in your imbecil1ty!
Cheers!
EducationRe: NASU Strike Is Wasting Our Lives; NYSC Has Been Put On Hold Due To It by Moukandjo: 11:17am On Mar 03, 2018
noziz:
nysc dey shack u. something wey go still tire u. nysc na useless scheme!!!
NYSC is not shacking him! He wants to be done with the scheme quickly so he can move on with his life!
CareerRe: AIT Sacks 300 Staff Nationwide by Moukandjo: 11:15am On Mar 03, 2018
chronique:
It's funny how some brain dead nitwits are attributing this solely to lack of patronage from govt,forgetting that this same station was a pioneer TV station in the broadcast industry even without govt intervention, and carried out expansion even when Jonathan wasn't yet in power. Until Nigerians begin to tell themselves the truth, nothing would ever change in this country.
Mor0n, when did this happen?
http://dailypost.ng/2015/06/25/ait-staff-shut-down-benin-station-over-unpaid-salaries/

Under Buhari's "terrible" economy too, right?
SportsRe: Fans Angry At Anthony Joshua Over Misogynist Statement About His Niece by Moukandjo: 10:48am On Mar 03, 2018
Guidette:
Do Naija men even know what the feminist movement brought to this world? Women working to earn a living. So if you are a man looking for a working woman, but hate "feminists", then you are complicit in this movement. Why not get you a housewife and stop complaining about anything. Don't do business with women at all, like visiting female doctors or lawyers or pharmacists or bankers or engineers. Afterall, women need to be in the house only nurturing and taking care of your kids while men go and bring the daily bread home, right?

Don't be two faced or hypocritical. You cannot be anti-feminism yet be a party to why it existed in the very first place then. Just my 2 cents.
If that's all what feminism is all about (i.e equal opportunities for both genders), it would have been better! The kind of feminism you guys are preaching now which infuriates men is just too silly! It's the kind of feminism that won't advocate for female soldiers to be deployed to the war front like their male counterparts, but would advocate for technology that'll make men able to get pregnant!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 10:24am On Mar 03, 2018
ocelot2006:
Yay! Good for you, dimwit! Now that you're done with your bleating, will you please stop beating by the bush and answer the damn questions. Or are you stidaytoo CHICKEN to handle the truth? Fvcktard we can do this all day. So Mr. "Intelligent" Zombie, grow a pair and answer my questions. Simple.
You're the dumb Idi0t who's scared to handle the truth na! I've given you real facts on how your hero, Ebelemi Jonathan, plunged your GDP & you can't respond appropriately. Well, now that you've stylishly accepted that Ebelemi plunged our GDP growth from 7.68% to 2.36%, as against your lies of leaving it at 5.8%, what was the dumb question you asked again so I could make you look stvpider than you already do?
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 4:19pm On Mar 02, 2018
ocelot2006:
Once again, answer my questions. Is that so hard for you to understand, dimwit? You asked a question, I answered it with a link to back up my answer. However you're yet to answer mine? What's wrong? Too chicken to answer them cos you're scared of the truth that your St. Buhari has been an incompetent waste of space? You're probably right though, you have nothing to discuss with me, cos you DONT KNOW JACK SHYTE. Yours is just a head filled with FARTS. But don't stylishly run away. Go on turd head, answer the questions, fvcktard.
Mor0nic illiterate, you answered no questions! There's nothing in your link to show that the GDP growth at anytime in 2015 was 5.7%; we aren't all mor0ns like you, you know! It's either you're an unintelligent liar or simply an idi0tic illiterate that can't read! I dare you & any of your fellow mor0nic Jonathan sycophants to show us just one link or chart that indicates a GDP growth of up to 4% in 2015!
Since you're too unintelligent to use the internet, I'll help you mor0n!
Now here's a link to Q2 2015 GDP growth which is 2.35% as against your lies of 5.8%

https://www.proshareng.com/news/Nigeria%20Economy/Nigeria-s-GDP-Records-2.35%20Percent-Growth-in-Q2-15%3B-1.61%20Percent-Lower-Than-Q1-15-Growth-Rate-Proshare/28392

Now show me a link like this that'll clearly back up your figures! grin grin
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 1:18pm On Mar 02, 2018
ocelot2006:
Mr. Airhead, are you done with your long rant? Good. Now answer the damn questions or forever SHUT THE FVCK UP! Stop beating around the bush & have the balls to answer the question. Typical zombie with farts for brains. That's why propaganda can easily be sold to you clowns cos you don't have the mental capacity to think & reason for yourselves. Now answer the damn questions.
You're truly a mor0n like your fellow Jonathan sycophants! How can you call people zombies when your likes are stvpid enough to believe the lie that your hero left a GDP growth of 5.7% when he actually left it well below 3% after meeting it at 7.68%? If you're this mor0nic that you can't even confirm simple facts on the internet THAT YOU'RE ON RIGHT NOW & still believe lies, what other sensible thing will I have to discuss with you mor0n?
Cheers!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 9:09am On Mar 02, 2018
ocelot2006:
And please provide proof that GEJ handed an economy with a growth rate of 2.35%, even though we all know though that the slump in oil prices began at the later end of his administration.
Typical mor0nic Jonathan sycophants! You, like your fellow mor0n who attaches "lord" at the end of every of his unintelligent comments some weeks ago here, are already giving excuses for the plunging of the quarterly GDP growth which you never believed was! If you claim oil prices affected Nigeria's GDP growth under Ebelemi Jonathan that drastically, why do you think it won't do so under Buhari? At least you're a bit smart enough to mention oil prices as the real major factor unlike the other mor0n who blamed fuel scarcity that ALWAYS happened every year & refused to mention the major factor which was the dwindling oil price just so the excuse won't fly for Buhari! Nobody says Buhari did anything spectacular in the economy, but you Jonathan sycophants shouldn't come & tell us he left a heavenly economy for Buhari to manage!
Go to google & search for the GDP growth for Q3/Q4 in 2010 as well as Q2 2015 to get where Ebelemi Jonathan met & left it.
Cheers!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 5:41am On Mar 02, 2018
ocelot2006:
As at 2012: 4.75%

2014: 6.75% (MAX growth rate achieved by the nation)

2015: +5.75%

https://www.ceicdata.com/en/indicator/nigeria/real-gdp-growth

Now answer my questions or forever keep your mouth shut and grow a brain.
A certain fellow mor0nic Jonathan sycophant of yours here, in another forum, was this stvpid to quote this your silly 5.75% for 2015, but he was shown how dumb he was & still is! At no time in 2015 was any GDP growth up to 4%. In terms of quarterly GDP growth, Ebelemi Jonathan met a quarterly GDP growth of 7.68% in 2010 & left it at 2.35% in May 2015!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 2:13pm On Mar 01, 2018
ocelot2006:
Is that so? Please do tell, Mr "Truth teller", at what rate did the Nigerian economy grow under GEJ? Are you aware of the following:

1) that at a time Nigeria was among the fastest growing economies in the world under GEJ watch?

2) that Nigeria overtook South Africa as Africa's LARGEST ECONOMY under GEJ's watch?

3) that Nigeria was listed among the MINT nations (MEXICO, INDONESIA, NIGERIA, TURKEY), again under GEJ's watch?

So please tell me, what has that incompetent buffoon called Buhari done to supersede the economic achievements of GEJ and his all star team? That's why I keep saying that you zombies need brains to enable you think for yourselves.
Simple question before you begin ranting: What was the GDP growth Ebelemi Jonathan met in 2010, & what GDP growth did he leave behind?
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Bambam’s Parents Want Her Back Home After Sex With Teddy A - Lady Claim by Moukandjo: 10:42pm On Feb 28, 2018
Reportmusic:
I maintain that Bambam is a very decent girl who shouldn’t be judged by this. Until she confirms there was penetration, there wasn’t.
Crappiest talk ever! How does this even make sense? How can "decent" still be used in the same sentence as this dirty girl?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Teddy-A Celebrates After Sex With Bambam In The Toilet by Moukandjo: 3:15pm On Feb 28, 2018
FluidQueen:
I don't believe in the teachings of the bible. It is flawed in many ways than one. It was written by men, men are full of imperfections and screwed logic.
That's it, sis! The kind of feminism some of you believe in will make it difficult for you to believe in the holy books.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Teddy-A Celebrates After Sex With Bambam In The Toilet by Moukandjo: 2:43pm On Feb 28, 2018
FluidQueen:
men are women and vice versa
So which one did God orchestrate in the holy books since it's clear in many instances that He made men superior to women?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Teddy-A Celebrates After Sex With Bambam In The Toilet by Moukandjo: 2:33pm On Feb 28, 2018
FluidQueen:
Equality is different from sameness of gender oga. I don't get why you feel females shouldn't be given same judgment and priviledges as men.
What do mean by "sameness of gender"?
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grew 1.92% In Q4 2017 & 0.83% For Full Year 2017 by Moukandjo: 1:14pm On Feb 28, 2018
ocelot2006:
Chai...under "ineffectual" GEJ the growth rate was between 5%-7%. Under "Saint" Buhari of Daura, it's just of 1%.......hmmm..Nigeria...
You lie too much! Same lie a fellow Jonathan sycophant of yours blew here some weeks ago, but we were here to catch the mor0n red handed!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Teddy-A Celebrates After Sex With Bambam In The Toilet by Moukandjo: 12:44pm On Feb 28, 2018
FluidQueen:
Well, nature didn't make it that way. Misogynists made it that way.
Sadly enough for you, God made it so; right from the inception of mankind! There are many instances in the holy books to show that God didn't make man & woman equal!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Teddy-A Celebrates After Sex With Bambam In The Toilet by Moukandjo: 12:31pm On Feb 28, 2018
amakadihot87:
...........nne take a chill pill........yes they both should be blamed but i think its worse on the female side.....for instance Thin tall tony of bbnaija 2017 was married and yet received a Mouth Action......he later went back to his wife,how many men will accept their wives back after doing that shit?..........A guy is a guy,a man can sleep with all the ladies in a street and yet he wount be branded a Hoe rather he would be hailed as a strong guy............i think nature made it that way that we arent equal with men,so we ladies should be very careful how we display our sex escapades
Don't mind her! Let her be doing one mumu feminism! Body go tell am!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Teddy-A Celebrates After Sex With Bambam In The Toilet by Moukandjo: 12:28pm On Feb 28, 2018
Mariinee:
It's not like you are going to marry a virgin, so chill. Any girl you end up marrying is going to be someone's leftover anyway.
And you need to know that the level of moral degradation would be on the highest when she gives birth and her kids will prolly not have to deal with anything. In fact, I don't think people are going to troll she and Nina that much, except maybe people close to them.
Why can't he marry a virgin? I, for example, will definitely NOT marry a girl who isn't!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Moukandjo: 7:17am On Feb 27, 2018
pikintea55:
Good morning people. This February makes a year that I have been searching for Job. I have had so many interviews and written many test. But still they either reject me or keep my application process in view. The most annoying part is that for sales job. U must have sales experience. But people are not even willing to give a fresh graduate a try. Here is my story... I studied statistics finished with a 2-2.. But saw the deficiency so I went straight for my masters I finished with a PhD grade. I also developed myself in data analytics and basics of project management via Coursera ... I am proficient Excel, Latex and My-Sql. My Msc notification certificate will be out my March... Still praying that NASU will call off their strike by then.
Please I need a Job... a quick one.. Any pls... I have to support my family and siblings in school... I am the first born Pls help me... Thank you sir/ma
What is your final MSc CGPA?
TravelRe: I'm Booking A Flight From Nigeria To Entebbe (I Need Your Advise Please) by Moukandjo:
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PoliticsRe: Yobe Governor, Gaidam, Visits Dapchi, Says No Girl Rescued by Moukandjo: 4:51pm On Feb 22, 2018
Sagamaje:
Buhari is a useless man with a useless brain . Daura is loading with passion. Buhari ass lickers right now
We'll never see more dullards than you Jonathan sycophants! You believe Chibok story is a scam because your lord & personal saviour, Ebelemi Jonathan, was involved! Why do you believe this isn't a scam if you claim Chibok is a scam?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tobi Calls Nina 'Left Over Food' - Nigerians React by Moukandjo: 4:20pm On Feb 21, 2018
cescky:
grin
shocked
shocked

Guy your lossing your touch of madness we all enjoy over here...

You seem to think your now an English professor..broking English more than chief zebrudaya himself alais 4: 30...hence your posts arent crazy but a display of Grammer.... angry...we want the old nwmaikpe back..whose closer to insanity than an English professor grin shocked
No mind the guy! I don't understand how he still get the same number of likes he used to get when he was a wicked savage! It just proves nairalanders are proper Nigerians - zombies; we now like the comments because we now just like him, & not because of the reason we used to like him then, which was his wicked savagery on every post! Na so so grammar him just dey blow now!
FamilyRe: Lady Gives Her Neighbor's Son N500 To Buy Her Airtime, See What He Did With It by Moukandjo: 2:57pm On Feb 19, 2018
Mpeace:
That, my friend, is not a child. He must be a descendant of an APC politician.
Olodo! You wan make them know say you just learn small punctuations, ba?
PoliticsRe: Buharism: Buhari Appears In The English Dictionary by Moukandjo: 6:53pm On Feb 18, 2018
taylor88:
Buhari simply defines hardship and bad luck





Amadioha fall on him





may u never resurrect




RIP
Pig face, IF you're still alive, I'm sure you can see how your evil wish hasn't come to pass!
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Moves To Establish Own EFCC by Moukandjo: 2:37pm On Feb 14, 2018
nwakibie3:
Nice decision by Fayose. if FG can create EFCC to witch hunt oppositions then states can do that as well.

on this

Fayose 1 vs Buhari 1 grin grin
See how mumu IPIGs be? So what will be the effect of Ekiti EFCC? To prosecute Fayemi's administration which is probably the only government apart from the PDP that has ruled the state in recent times (I stand to be corrected)? Will that have any serious effect on the opposition in the state (APC) compared to what effect the federal EFCC would have if it wants to fully witch haunt the opposition (PDP)? When IPIGs are referred to as unintelligent, e go be like yab! See wetin dey amuse una now!
BusinessRe: 18 African Countries Grew GDP Above 5% In 2017—afdb by Moukandjo: 10:53am On Feb 14, 2018
LordAdam16:
You accepted these conditions of your own free volition.

Now stick your word and call it a day!

F**L!

-Lord
Mor0n! Answer the questions in my previous comment & stop running away! Idi0tic coward! Animal who sycophancy has affected his already poor ability to read charts. Fo0l who claims diesel scarcity is peculiar to election years just to unintelligently defend an abysmal GDP growth he never believed was, thinking it was 5.9% instead of 3.8% due to the inability of the Mor0n to interpret simple charts! The illiteracy & imbec1lity of Jonathan sycophants like you will be continuosly exposed! Stvpid Idi0t!
RomanceRe: Blogger, Nancy Desire: "Should I Keep My Virginity Till Marriage?" by Moukandjo: 1:00am On Feb 14, 2018
VirtuosoB:
I actually aimed that question at the person I quoted.

But anyways, your response is equally as startling. One's virginity status is usually linked strongly to talks of purity, religion and morality. These terms are quite debatable and can be equally subjective.

Also, I have made no attempt to denigrate virgins. I see them as very self-preservative people, with commendable self-control.

But then using your illustration, judge this :

Virgin Mary that has French kissed the entire neighborhood vs Non-virgin Rahab that has sex regularly with her only partner.
Wrong illustration! Let me help you rephrase & please help judge:

Virgin Mary that has French kissed her only partner vs Non-virgin Rahab that has sex regularly with her only partner!

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