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Foreign AffairsRe: Merz: I Wouldn't Advise My Own Children To Study Or Work In The US Right Now by Mountbatten: 11:52am On May 16
Clowns on here are so invested in US politics and affairs when their own country is being run into the gutters everyday by incompetent pillocks. If you all like, don't vote with sense in 2027.
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Demand Development Without Paying Tax, Says Tinubu by Mountbatten: 11:16am On May 16
Paying tax makes sense if the government is accountable and transparent about what they do with our taxes. I pay about 400k p/m in taxes so I'm very pissed about this.
FamilyRe: Women Divorcee Club Welcomes A New Divorcee With A Party by Mountbatten: 6:08pm On May 15
Marrying a Nigerian woman is pointless. Zero value add
BusinessRe: Inflation Rises To 15.69% - NBS by Mountbatten: 6:06pm On May 15
What a mandate from the master strategist. 2027 and beyond!
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: From Casual To Classy: Men's Wear For Winter To Fit Every Occasion by Mountbatten: 5:48pm On May 14
Winter in this hot country? Get out of here lol
EducationRe: Meet Daniella Owoeye: The Girl Who Emerged Overall Best In JAMB 2026 With 372/40 by Mountbatten: 9:08pm On May 12
I remember being ashamed to present my JAMB score because it wasn't as good as that of my peers. Now, the baseline score is so low that the median would've required a resit to get a chance of getting into uni. The state of the education sector in this country is in shambles and will only get worse because of bad governance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Where Do People Find Jobs Nowadays? by Mountbatten: 8:54pm On May 12
Imabong26:
I am working for a Nigeria-based organization on a job opening for experienced Marketing professionals or consultants. I am out of depth with the Nigerian job landscape. Where would you recommend I post this vacancy to find the right talent I need to fill this role?

The role requires someone with extensive experience as a Marketing Operations Consultant.

Thank you.
LinkedIn, Indeed and similar job sites. You could also pay a third party recruiter to support this.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Where Do People Find Jobs Nowadays? by Mountbatten: 8:53pm On May 12
ojkalito:
Seems the guys above did not read what was posted
That's why they're unemployed as they can't pay attention to details.
RomanceRe: A Girl At Work Rejected Me by Mountbatten: 8:51pm On May 12
The fact that you still think about this signals you haven't moved on. By the way, it's dumb to sh*t where you balance your sheets.
Car TalkRe: Most Reliable Toyota Camry by Mountbatten: 7:03pm On May 12
assassin007:
Spider 2007 to 2010 with good second hand value
That's muscle not spider which is the generation after
BusinessRe: Can Someone Earning 600k Per Month Build A House In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 11:16am On May 11
Building a house is an unwise use of limited resources as it doesn't generate any income. You're better off investing your capital and using the interest to pay rent till you're very comfortable. It's only in this part of the world people take lump sum to build or purchases houses they live in.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by Mountbatten: 11:13am On May 11
Arsenal are winning it all! Let the tears continue to flow. Come May 30, it will be worse for rival fans when Arsenal lift the CL
HealthRe: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by Mountbatten: 11:12am On May 11
Yorubastardz:
who still uses condom in BIG 2026??
You must be riddled with lots of STIs
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Took Single Ladies To Forest As They Pray For Husbands By Invoking Names by Mountbatten: 11:11am On May 11
You'll never find men in such situation because they're the prize. Once she's 28, panic sets in and she becomes desperate in search of a husband to settle with after wasting away her youthful and fruitful years.
RomanceRe: Do Women Really Fall In Love? by Mountbatten: 11:04am On May 11
Women think they're capable of love but they're not. Women don't love, they're in business. A woman is only loyal to her sacrifices and not yours. They're the ones who leave when the going gets tough and they're very ruthless about it.

RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Single Mother? by Mountbatten: 11:02am On May 11
No. Men don't join families, they start one. Let her go be with the kid's father.

A widow on the other hand is a different case unlike single mothers who are bottom barrel of society. It's a clear indicator of poor decision making skills.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 4:52pm On May 09
Starz825:
Bro...I no argue oo


But e go hard for arsenal to beat PSG ooo

Between you and me bro
We'll revisit this on May 30 if you think PSG have it easy.
HealthRe: The High Rate Of Unprotected Sex by Mountbatten: 4:51pm On May 09
Omoawoke:
Only very few girls have demanded I use condom on them

Like very very few

Most girls will not even care to ask for condom..

I usually wonder why girls are like that…
Some even beg you to fick them raw…

But as for me, no condom, no sex
The ones who prefer raw also also serial cheaters
FamilyRe: Married And Still Clubbing! ..... MASC by Mountbatten: 4:49pm On May 09
This level of fooling in 2026 is diabolical
HealthRe: The High Rate Of Unprotected Sex by Mountbatten: 4:46pm On May 09
Boladogailese:
And here I am a full grown woman without a touch of man in months
Bait used to be believable
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 4:03pm On May 09
Starz825:
...PSG is about to do that

Cos how many clubs dey priviledge to enter back to back final to start with?

Juventus FC — 1996, 1997, 1998
Valencia CF — 2000, 2001
Manchester United — 2008, 2009
Bayern Munich — 2012, 2013

Neither of those teams won it consecutively. You grossly underestimate how difficult it is just because Madrid's done it. PSG are not that team and Arsenal have unfinished business.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Begins Enforcing ₦500,000 Fine On One-Way Traffic Violators by Mountbatten: 4:00pm On May 09
You can enforce the law but can't force the individual to pay. Should you detain them, you'll be responsible for their shelter, clothing, health care and feeding. Whoever agreed to signing this fine is a clown, given that most Nigerians don't have up to that amount in the account.

This would give them enough confidence to break the law because a bribe to the underpaid officers will suffice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 10:36am On May 09
Starz825:
I dey tell you bro


But that epl na for arsenal o

Man city no suppose dey the picture at all...na Arsenal give am spotlight recently...

As for UCL....just leave am for PSG...

Back to back finals no be jokes oo
That one na for your own mind. How many clubs besides Madrid don deliver back to back CL in the 21st century?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 12:24pm On May 07
Everyone's entitled to their opinion but they need to understand that football is played on grass not mouth. The best team on the day will win regardless of history, form or starting XI. People who don't love football will support PSG because they sense a power shift is coming with Arsenal. They've been on an upward trajectory and been the best English team in the last 4 years.
EducationRe: JAMB Policy Meeting Holds May 11 To Decide UTME Cut-Off Marks by Mountbatten: 9:30am On May 07
Every sector has seen a steady decline since APC took charge and it's not a coincidence. The educational sector is in utter shambles.
PhonesRe: Before You Buy That So-called UK Used Phone by Mountbatten: 5:32pm On May 04
Started using phones in 2008 and I've never purchased a used phone. I upgrade from flagship to another every 4-5 years. Used phones comes with a lot of baggage I'm not willing to deal with.
CareerRe: Lagos Workers Demand N225,000 As NLC Prepares For Wage Negotiation by Mountbatten: 1:46pm On May 04
Adjusted for inflation, this should be the minimum wage, but private employers and small business owners are guilty of underpaying workers. If you cannot afford to pay people properly, then perhaps you need to rethink your business model and staffing needs, as it is clearly unsustainable.
CelebritiesRe: Sisi Alagbo Mistakenly Leaked Our Sex Tape - Husband, Akeem Adesola by Mountbatten: 10:56pm On May 03
The plan worked because I never knew of their existence till their "leaked" tape.
Car TalkRe: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 7:20pm On May 03
sultaan:
How do you explain difference in a Corvette and Corvette ZR1
Civic and Civic Si
Corolla Hatchback and Corolla GR
Focus SE vs Focus RS
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Car TalkRe: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 7:19pm On May 03
MrSly:
Xle also come in 4cylinders. While le also comes in 6cylinders. Just understand that the xle and le stuff is all about comfort not engine capacity.
I never said XLE is about engine capacity but the highest trims usually comes with the highest engine capacity and that's a fact.

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