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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All Stars: "Neo & I Kissed Every Week" – Uriel by Mountbatten: 7:10pm On Aug 15, 2023 |
renderme: Yooo! Is that 50 cent? 💀 |
Career / Re: Advice Needed: Taking A Career Leap by Mountbatten: 6:57pm On Aug 15, 2023 |
I've worked in the banking sector. Do not go for marketing, retail, teller, cash officer, CSU, or back office operation roles. There's little to no growth as those are not core banking staff. You will be on that salary for a very long time unless marketing is your passion. You should also note that there's little to no transferrable skills in those roles. 5 Likes |
Family / Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by Mountbatten: 6:52pm On Aug 15, 2023 |
It's quite funny how people who slate this place still live with their parents, who's house isn't anything to write home about either. |
Business / Re: CBN Takes New Measures To Save The Naira From Crash by Mountbatten: 11:17pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
AllenSpencer: So basically every Nigerian? |
Family / Re: "Marriage Will Forever Be One Of Life's Achievements" - Jullie Cassie by Mountbatten: 11:07pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
I agree, it's an achievement for a lazy woman since men are the prize. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by Mountbatten: 10:58pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
I believe I've encountered something similar in the past, resembling a large, white, stretched ring that darkens when moisturised. I suggest replacing your underwear with a new set, getting fresh towels, and ensuring the area is thoroughly dried after bathing. Additionally, consider applying oils like tea tree oil to maintain appropriate moisture levels. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: The Uncontrollable Spread Of Sexual Lust by Mountbatten: 8:25pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
Preaching about sexual lust, but jealous of your neighbour's success. Dey play mtcheeeewwww! |
Family / Re: What Do We Expect A 40 Year Old Man To Have Achieved In Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 12:16pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
All this unnecessary pressure. The moment you detach your achievements and progress from your age, you start living free from stress and worry, as you no longer engage in a competition with others but yourself. In this economy, now is not the time to start drawing up checklists as everyone is going through a lot to survive this economy. Life is a marathon not a sprint as everyone has their own journey. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Chioma Opara; Made 9A's In WAEC, 345 In JAMB, Wins $340,000 Scholarships by Mountbatten: 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
Miravik900: Explains why the greatest innovations by mankind always come from men… |
Crime / Re: Omoniyi Boluwatife: Nurse Found Dead With Her Womb Missing In Oyo by Mountbatten: 12:47pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Here we go again, same old victim-blaming… But what really needs our attention is putting a stop to these criminals who are ruthlessly ending lives for their twisted rituals. The fact that our country's criminal justice system isn't doing enough about it is beyond frustrating. |
Celebrities / Re: Esther Nwankwo: Coordinator Of MBMN Marks 30th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Mountbatten: 12:41pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
After the long epistle about beauty and brilliance, I'm yet to see evidence of this combination. |
Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by Mountbatten: 12:57am On Aug 11, 2023 |
See backend engineer 🌚 |
TV/Movies / Re: Josh 2 Funny Appears On America's Got Talent 3 Times by Mountbatten: 8:15am On Aug 09, 2023 |
marlow1962: Yeah, it's called dry humour for a reason… 4 Likes |
Career / Re: Tech Job Or U.K Fully Funded Scholarship by Mountbatten: 6:28am On Aug 09, 2023 |
Amayabor1: Just because you were able to throw in some insults doesn't mean you had a compelling argument. You've once again demonstrated your lack of intelligence and grace. You're an unfortunate fellow. I am yet to see a scholarship which offers full tuition payment to the UK that doesn't require the candidate return after their studies, unless they decided to ignore the terms which violates the scholarship. You're a simpleton, as you've completely digressed from the main point of dialogue. If OP truly has a passion for IT, going to study a Biological Sciences course will be a complete waste of time but greedy tw@ts like yourself can't see beyond the 200k salary quoted here. Everyone starts somewhere, so 200k will only be temporary. I know many peers who started on similar “low wages” but now earn in dollar while working remotely in Nigeria because they took their careers seriously and weren't short-sighted like yourself. I refuse to be dragged further into your level of ignorance, so I will end the discussion here and hope OP doesn't take advice from a foolish fellow as yourself. |
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by Mountbatten: 6:58pm On Aug 08, 2023 |
This is what led to the rise of LGTBwhatever in first world countries. A lack of father figure. 6 Likes |
Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by Mountbatten: 2:51pm On Aug 08, 2023 |
Mindlog: Stop projecting your insecurities on me, as you've refused to apply critical thinking since your response is based on emotion and not facts. There is no way OP will not have to disclose their marital status or the fact that they have 4 kids already. What sort of visa will OP be granted eh smarty-pants? You do realise you cannot work or set up a business on a visitor's visa right? How will OP add value to the economy she intends to travel to without the required experience or qualifications? It's always the unintelligent ones who are quick to call people dumb. I have travelled enough times to know that OP will not be granted a visa should they apply but go on then… 🤡 Imagine getting this worked up over some probably BS made up story lol! 1 Like |
Career / Re: Tech Job Or U.K Fully Funded Scholarship by Mountbatten: 2:45pm On Aug 08, 2023 |
Amayabor1: Hahaha! What an aggressive, an uncouth clown you are. Where in my comment shows I insulted you? I repeat, you are short-sighted as you struggle to see beyond the 200k which I believe is fair for someone without any experience. 200k might not be a lot, but no employer will ever pay you what you think you are worth. OP has a passion for IT and this is such a great opportunity for them to kickstart their career and they won't be on that 200k for much longer if they build their capacity. In a year's time, OP will be earning way more than the 200k unlike the MSc which doesn't guarantee them anything. They'll be back in naija to start from nothing when done. Shame you're too blind to see the vision, as people like you will only end up misleading OP. Getting a master's degree will most likely not benefit OP in the long term, especially if they have intentions of working in IT as hands-on experience is superior to degrees. Keep making a fool of yourself with your ignorant attitude. |
Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by Mountbatten: 1:28pm On Aug 08, 2023 |
Mindlog: You think immigration wouldn't find out eh? So many stupid people on here lol! |
Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by Mountbatten: 11:36am On Aug 08, 2023 |
CuriousStudent: Why would a white man opt for a black woman (with 4 kids) who's at the bottom of the dating ladder? You're as deluded as OP, the MIL and wife. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by Mountbatten: 11:33am On Aug 08, 2023 |
Men, this is why you do NOT marry an uneducated and unqualified liability. He provided for her all his able days till he suffered an unfortunate accident. The moment he could no longer provide, he became dispensable in the eyes of his mother-in-law and wife. “Easily re-marry” lol! Good luck finding any man who will take you and your 4 spawns. Send her abroad to go do what exactly? What skills has she got to survive there? How would she explain leaving her 4 kids with her disabled husband to the embassy? There's too many stupid people on this forum, it's unbelievable. |
Family / Re: Men Can You Bath Your Wife, Wash Her Clothes And Do Chores, IF She Is Pregnant by Mountbatten: 11:25am On Aug 08, 2023 |
Like the other guy said, I don't enjoy living in filthy environments, and I've already got a washing machine to take care of laundry. I cook as well so no big deal. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Sexual Harassment From Lecturer by Mountbatten: 11:19am On Aug 08, 2023 |
Gather enough evidence to bring the bastard down. |
Career / Re: Tech Job Or U.K Fully Funded Scholarship by Mountbatten: 11:15am On Aug 08, 2023 |
Amayabor1: And how would he be able to combine working full time with full time studies? OP is also not required to work more than 20 hours otherwise they violate the terms of their BRP. They will need to pay tax on the money they make from the SE job which will also compromise his position. You can't eat your cake and have it. He's going to earn 200k with no job experience which is more than generous, so stop being so short-sighted. 2 Likes |
Career / Re: Tech Job Or U.K Fully Funded Scholarship by Mountbatten: 11:10am On Aug 08, 2023 |
• You're passionate about IT and landed a job as a software engineer. • You've been offered a scholarship to go study biological sciences in the UK You pick option one, in a years time you would've gained worked experience and built competence which would increase your value in the job market. You pick option two, finish your master's which also requires you to return to Nigeria with a cool down of about 2 years before you can return to the UK to find work. Furthermore, you won't be able to gain relevant work experience because of visa restrictions, and you'll be further away from your passion in IT. The question is, what will you be doing when you return with your biological science master’s degree, which will basically be worth nothing? How will a master’s degree in biological sciences get you an IT job? You will end up back at square one, with a year wasted on a degree that doesn't align with your goals. I would advise you to take option 1, as future you will be grateful. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Foreign Airlines Repatriate Over $4bn In 15 Months by Mountbatten: 9:37am On Aug 08, 2023 |
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Travel / Re: You Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by Mountbatten: 8:31am On Aug 07, 2023 |
sweetman2022: Try typing this again without crying. You know, only people who lack exposure and are narrow-minded would think Lagos is the ultimate “city” just because it's doing better than 19 other states in Nigeria. That's probably why the whole place is a mess because people like you are just used to a lower standard of living, no offence. Get your passport, travel and go see better performing cities before calling me a mumu. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: You Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by Mountbatten: 12:09pm On Aug 06, 2023 |
Lagos is an overrated ghetto. The “premium” areas look like swamp in the rainy season. Only reason a lot of Nigerians live in Lagos is the job opportunities there. Horrible road network, substandard transport system, poor infrastructure, limited public amenities, streets littered with hawkers, refuse, and beggars. Terrible “city”. 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Can You Remember Your First Love? by Mountbatten: 12:06pm On Aug 06, 2023 |
Umm… my parents I guess |
Religion / Re: Before Indulging In That Sexual Intercourse by Mountbatten: 12:03pm On Aug 06, 2023 |
sunsweet33: Na the only thing wey dey their mind 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Before Indulging In That Sexual Intercourse by Mountbatten: 12:00pm On Aug 06, 2023 |
It's strange how religious fanatics only emphasise sins related to sexuality. What about the other ones that you all conveniently choose to ignore? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Accosts A Nigerian Lady For Dressing "Indecently" (pic/vid) by Mountbatten: 12:43am On Aug 06, 2023 |
Autobot05: Still the same purchasing power in the end. |
Phones / Re: How Fast Is Your Internet? by Mountbatten: 5:47pm On Aug 05, 2023 |
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