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Family / Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by Mountbatten: 5:17am On Jul 11, 2023
Osashalom:
Why are you so afraid that Faith coming into the discussion has become a treat to you? You guys should faithup in life because life is spiritual. I and my wife were both AS to the glory of God, I ask God to change my genotype to AA and after that I went to three different laboratory and they all confirmed AA. God still does miracles, have faith in God.

lol
Family / Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by Mountbatten: 5:00am On Jul 11, 2023
Should've done your due diligence before fully committing to such a relationship.

What have you two been discussing for 5 years if you managed to skip the genotype question? You guys are not serious, and I feel no sympathy for you all. It's best you go your separate ways, and this is coming from someone with an SS sibling who I have seen suffer over the years. Thank God they've made it into their 20s.

Ladies and gentlemen, don't skip the difficult questions early on in relationships, otherwise it would capsize.
Education / Re: After having Said And Done, I Realized I Got 249 - Mmesoma Ejikeme by Mountbatten: 11:57pm On Jul 06, 2023
So called brilliant lady who's still writing JAMB at 19.

At 19, I had already written my last paper at University. This girl and her clan are cheats and glad they've been brought out.
Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Scored 334/400 In Common Entrance (Photo) by Mountbatten: 11:28pm On Jul 04, 2023
Ibo people and victim mentality is like 5&6. Her result was forged, let it go ffs!

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Education / Re: How Mmesoma Ejikeme Joy Forged Her UTME Result - JAMB's Spokesperson by Mountbatten: 6:37pm On Jul 04, 2023
Igbo Kwenu eh!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Relocation To Lagos For Better Job Opportunities by Mountbatten: 1:32pm On Jun 29, 2023
This is similar to those who japa for the sake of a better life that isn't promised. Without a job offer, you're better off staying where you are till you land something.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Complete Kai Havertz Signing From Chelsea For ÂŁ65m by Mountbatten: 12:54pm On Jun 29, 2023
Jorussia:
I hope to be proven wrong.kai havertz is not a player arsenal need

Since when did you become the manager or technical director
Fashion / Re: Lady's Asoebi Mini Dress Leaves Internet Users Displeased, by Mountbatten: 5:40pm On Jun 27, 2023
Jakumo:
I really like the body type of this girl but my taste leans towards women with bigger busts than this one. My only other criticism is those massive fake eyelashes this lady is wearing, but that said I do understand that fake eyelashes and excessive makeup are regarded as compulsory accessories for all social gatherings in Nigeria. Not my cup of tea though. Fake eyelashes are hideous in my book, regardless of the context in which they are worn.

On the positive side, this lady's thighs and tight ass are super sexy to me and extremely grope-worthy. Looking at silky, smooth, and toned thighs like that inspires me to meditatively ponder over the sublime pleasures of eating wet pussy with those thighs wrapped around my head.

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Romance / Re: Soul Mate : Is It True OR Myth? by Mountbatten: 1:30pm On Jun 27, 2023
pansophist:
If them born you for Afghanistan, you will find your soulmate there. If them born you hundred years ago or in the future, you will find your soulmate then. If you, move to Cotonou today and learn French, in two years times, even months, you may jam your soulmate.

The idea that there is one person made especially for you comes from the same place as humans thinking they are anything special. All these romance fairytales. No such thing as a soulmate.

All the people I knew that left their country for another found their soulmate there. And those that didn't leave found their soulmate in Nigeria. With technology, you can connect to a potential soulmate intercontinental.

Anybody that genuinely loves and cares for you in the best way possible, is your soulmate. And you can find such a person anywhere. Good people are evenly distributed in all corners of the planet.

You get sense

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Politics / Re: Eid-el-kabir: FG Declares June 28th & 29th, 2023 As Public Holidays by Mountbatten: 12:18am On Jun 27, 2023
DoubraTim:


In this time of rising cost of fuel in spite of the harsh weather condition and lack of power supply, you need a power station to help recharge your phone, laptops and rechargeable fan when there is no light.


Thanks for not including the price 🤡
Romance / Re: Soul Mate : Is It True OR Myth? by Mountbatten: 12:14am On Jun 27, 2023
Na mumu dey believe say soul mate dey.

We all meet based on different circumstances, which builds our bond through common interests.
Career / Re: N75,000 Monthly Take Home Salary, How Much Should I Be Saving by Mountbatten: 6:44pm On Jun 26, 2023
Nazgul:
Hmmm...

For now, I'll advise that you stay away from women, alcohol and betting. Having done that...

Save 15k (20%) of that salary monthly

Use 37,500 (50%) for your essential expenses

And use the remaining 22,500 (30%) for emergency expenses.

The Lord is your strength.


You just dey whine this guy. They need to upskill as 75,000 is nothing.
Romance / Re: *Types Of Spirits That Delay Your Marriages* by Mountbatten: 6:33pm On Jun 26, 2023
clockwisereport:

12) spirit of " 1 must marry a university graduate and a career woman”. I can never marry a HND holder, NCE holder or even a secondary school graduate.

I don't see the problem with this, especially if YOU are a graduate with a career.
Travel / Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by Mountbatten: 9:24am On Jun 22, 2023
atomicblessing:
Why are people stressing themselves and paying so much to travel abroad when they can earn in foreign currency and live big like a millionaire here in Nigeria?

You say this like it's a cakewalk lol! How many are earning well in naira, let alone dollar?

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Travel / Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by Mountbatten: 8:53am On Jun 22, 2023
nedekid:

Oboy, cancel Philippines, even south Korea. Nothing dey there from what I hear.
One my niggar land Kazakhstan about 1 month ago. Nigerians de really Waka ohh. I shock. Apperently, na even electronic visa, him no know, agent chop am 1.5m for ticket, 1.5 for visa. Visa weh free.
Such urge to japa him go Kazakhstan? shocked

Kazakhstan? *spits* that guy na mumu shocked

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Travel / Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by Mountbatten: 8:46am On Jun 22, 2023
Roozzaay:

I have always wondered if i was the only one that reasons this way. The amount of money people put in to japa is enough to thrive in some businesses even with our bad economy and harsh policies.

They never had the liquidity to begin with, as they used all sort of “Proof of Funds” loopholes to bypass the requirements. They make the full £10,000 once they reach the UK via part-time jobs.

The true hidden cost of Japa is ÂŁ25,000 minimum when you factor in Tuition, COL, Application & Visa fees, Air Ticket fare etc.

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Career / Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:55am On Jun 17, 2023
As for how WannaCry works, here's a snippet.

Hushpuppy was a mere script kiddie (That's even high praise for his technical or lack of level) who indulged in Business Email Compromise (BEC).

Career / Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:29am On Jun 17, 2023
Manna4Gurls:


You are right by years of experience. Op is only trying to educate not to k!ll the zeel of those that re considering joining the program. Because many thought is extremely difficult field to work with and it's for highly educated fellows.

Your point of view is good. But per my research, Cyber security is one of many that are easy to role in per say you have experience(s) on the field for years.

Interested fellows are adviced to learn I.T and be and expert in order to be outstanding.

One can also be a hacker by not going to school but what he/she learbt from a friend or from YouTube videos.

So Op is right , you too is right.

I have bad news for you if you think the random search you've done are facts lol…
Career / Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:23am On Jun 17, 2023
Mekatronik:
Are there branches of cyber security that don't need programming or coding skills?


Governance, Risk, and Compliance (GRC), Threat and Vulnerability Management (TVM), Patch Management, Cybersecurity Strategy etc. However, you need to understand technology, otherwise you will fail to make relevant solutions and recommendations.

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Career / Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:19am On Jun 17, 2023
1. Cybersecurity is NOT an entry level job. It is a specialised field which requires competence gained from a previous IT experience.
2. No certificate or training will make you a “Cybersecurity expert” which leads to my third point.
3. Anyone who brands themselves a “Cybersecurity expert” is a clown who shouldn't be taken seriously.
4. To land a role in Cybersecurity, pick an IT domain, work there for a bit to understand the basics of Operating Systems, Software and Hardware, Programming and Networking. Without these fundamentals, you're not ready to become a Cybersecurity professional.
5. It doesn't just end there with technical skills as you need to build soft skills in areas such as report writing, communication, patience, empathy, emotional intelligence etc. As you need to translate technical competence into business drivers which will be presented to C-Suite executives who drive your Cyber initiative.

Signed – Someone with over 5 years of actual Cybersecurity experience after working IT Support roles.

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Shows Off How Much He Has Changed Five Months After Leaving Nigeria by Mountbatten: 12:15pm On Jun 11, 2022
So money changed him??
Gaming / What's The Best ISP In Lagos For Gaming In 2020? by Mountbatten: 12:10am On Nov 05, 2020
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Loses Employment Opportunity Over Semi-nude DP On Social Media by Mountbatten: 9:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
mezarddinny:
the employer is unserious or she is probably a woman scared that the job seeker will come and take her shine in the office.

You're not making any sense.

Running background checks is standard HR procedure during recruitment process and that includes looking up the candidate on every possible channel. You need to be careful about whatever you post on social media as it could come under scrutiny in the nearest future.


[quote ]Jack Dorsey, the ceo of tweeter uses nose rings and styles his hair in an "unprofessional" manner yet he is still leading a giant company successfully. nigerians and their misplaced priorities [/quote]

There's a reason why he's the CEO and can choose to do whatever he wants as he's a stakeholder at the company and maybe that's part of the work culture.

Random Chineye seeking job cannot dictate the terms to the employer and has to comply to their code of conduct. You wouldn't want Chineye to rise up the ranks only for such a post to come back to haunt her and the organisation.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can Somebody Get Me A Job Already? What Is It Sef. by Mountbatten: 3:15am On Oct 19, 2019
Why the hell should someone get you a job? How can anyone be so entitled— making demands like this when you’re not in a position to do so?

You’ve got a BSc and MSc and still can’t get a job? Oh poor you. There’s people who are more qualified and don’t have a job. On the other hand, there’s people who are less qualified with decent jobs.

Get your arse off the bed and go find a job yourself.

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Fashion / Re: Pictures Of The Most Beautiful Heritage Queen Finalist by Mountbatten: 8:39pm On Sep 03, 2019
Nice Photoshop ad.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young (EY) 2019 Graduate Recruitment by Mountbatten: 8:39pm On Jun 11, 2019
Inioluwa133:

Following the last two years on Ey application process
1. Online test
2. Physical test
3. Interview
4. Assessment centre
After you're successful in all these stages, you will get your offer letter

Thanks for clearing things up. Got invited to the physical test this Saturday but no venue was given.

Any idea where the Lagos test will hold?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young (EY) 2019 Graduate Recruitment by Mountbatten: 8:38pm On Jun 08, 2019
Somemma13:


Stages by dragnet
1. Application
2. Logical reasoning
3. Physical/aptitude test
4. Personality test
5. Assessment centre
6. General online test
7. Top management interview
8. CEO interview
9. Offer/documentation/medicals

I'm not sure if they will observe all protocols in this one but those are their normal stages

If this is true then looks I won't bother with the next stage. Already in a better place but was just testing the waters.

The logical reasoning test was easy but this recruitment process is a joke.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Main Two Reasons There Is High Unemployment Rate In Nigeria. by Mountbatten: 10:42pm On May 18, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Nairalander needs accommodation on the island till he can secure a job by Mountbatten: 10:35pm On May 18, 2019


Choosing beggar. Its clear the OP isn't a serious person and a typical freeloader. You've got nothing to offer yet you make unreasonable demands? If you don't have a job, how will you contribute to the household? How can anyone in their 30s even be in such situation?

What a stupid proposal from a stupid person.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Bank Digital Lab. Graduate Trainee 2018 Thread by Mountbatten: 9:14pm On May 10, 2019
Since there's no information about this role, I might not take the assessment tomorrow. Can't understand how no one has any idea about this bank after searching everywhere and going through so many pages on here.

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