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Health › Re: The High Rate Of Unprotected Sex by Mountbatten: 4:46pm On May 09

Boladogailese:
And here I am a full grown woman without a touch of man in months

Bait used to be believable

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 4:03pm On May 09

Starz825:
...PSG is about to do that

Cos how many clubs dey priviledge to enter back to back final to start with?

Juventus FC — 1996, 1997, 1998
Valencia CF — 2000, 2001
Manchester United — 2008, 2009
Bayern Munich — 2012, 2013

Neither of those teams won it consecutively. You grossly underestimate how difficult it is just because Madrid's done it. PSG are not that team and Arsenal have unfinished business.

Politics › Re: Enugu Begins Enforcing ₦500,000 Fine On One-Way Traffic Violators by Mountbatten: 4:00pm On May 09

You can enforce the law but can't force the individual to pay. Should you detain them, you'll be responsible for their shelter, clothing, health care and feeding. Whoever agreed to signing this fine is a clown, given that most Nigerians don't have up to that amount in the account.

This would give them enough confidence to break the law because a bribe to the underpaid officers will suffice.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 10:36am On May 09

Starz825:
I dey tell you bro

But that epl na for arsenal o

Man city no suppose dey the picture at all...na Arsenal give am spotlight recently...

As for UCL....just leave am for PSG...

Back to back finals no be jokes oo

That one na for your own mind. How many clubs besides Madrid don deliver back to back CL in the 21st century?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 12:24pm On May 07

Everyone's entitled to their opinion but they need to understand that football is played on grass not mouth. The best team on the day will win regardless of history, form or starting XI. People who don't love football will support PSG because they sense a power shift is coming with Arsenal. They've been on an upward trajectory and been the best English team in the last 4 years.

Education › Re: JAMB Policy Meeting Holds May 11 To Decide UTME Cut-Off Marks by Mountbatten: 9:30am On May 07

Every sector has seen a steady decline since APC took charge and it's not a coincidence. The educational sector is in utter shambles.

Phones › Re: Before You Buy That So-called UK Used Phone by Mountbatten: 5:32pm On May 04

Started using phones in 2008 and I've never purchased a used phone. I upgrade from flagship to another every 4-5 years. Used phones comes with a lot of baggage I'm not willing to deal with.

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Career › Re: Lagos Workers Demand N225,000 As NLC Prepares For Wage Negotiation by Mountbatten: 1:46pm On May 04

Adjusted for inflation, this should be the minimum wage, but private employers and small business owners are guilty of underpaying workers. If you cannot afford to pay people properly, then perhaps you need to rethink your business model and staffing needs, as it is clearly unsustainable.

Celebrities › Re: Sisi Alagbo Mistakenly Leaked Our Sex Tape - Husband, Akeem Adesola by Mountbatten: 10:56pm On May 03

The plan worked because I never knew of their existence till their "leaked" tape.

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 7:20pm On May 03

sultaan:
How do you explain difference in a Corvette and Corvette ZR1
Civic and Civic Si
Corolla Hatchback and Corolla GR
Focus SE vs Focus RS

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 7:19pm On May 03

MrSly:
Xle also come in 4cylinders. While le also comes in 6cylinders. Just understand that the xle and le stuff is all about comfort not engine capacity.

I never said XLE is about engine capacity but the highest trims usually comes with the highest engine capacity and that's a fact.

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 11:56am On May 03

Freeeelancer:
Which car 4m fit buy

Nothing worth using

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 11:55am On May 03

MrSly:
Full option has nothing to do with engine capacity.

Then explain why for example the "fullest option" Honda Accord has a touring version with 6 cyl while the base version has 4 cyl? What about the Camry, why does the base version have 4 cyl and the XLE 6 cyl? I could go on but it's obvious why.

Family › Re: My Husband Caught Me Cheating, Asked Me To Keep The Affair But I'm Confused by Mountbatten: 1:26pm On May 02

It's over as men don't forget cheating and he'll continue to punish her over the course of their already failed marriage. Women and greed is so underestimated as it often leads to their demise. A woman caught cheating is a dangerous one and he could end up losing his life if he stays

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 1:22pm On May 02

"Full option" is the highest trim you can get in a car model. Think of memory seats, better speakers, enhanced infotainment, refined interior and exterior details, sun/moon/pano roof, better rims and bumpers, better headlights, ventilated seats, higher engine capacity, better suspensions etc.

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Car Talk › Re: Camry 013 Vs Corolla 2013: Please House Urgent Assistant On Which Car To Choose by Mountbatten: 1:20pm On May 02

The Camry is a no brainer as the mpg you save is negligible in the long run at the expense of better performance, cabin room and features.

Romance › Re: Men Should Practice "Financial Celibacy" Until Marriage by Mountbatten: 1:17pm On May 02

~~Men~~ boys these days don't have what it takes to lead women without opening their wallets. They're the reason why these entitled daughters of Eve think they're owed something. A simp and his wallet shall be parted and they'll learn the hard way.

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Celebrities › Re: Blessing CEO Reportedly Petitioned By EFCC Over Fake Cancer And ₦18m Rent Scam by Mountbatten: 12:51pm On Apr 30

Who is she and why should we care about her?

Career › Re: What are the Best Career Paths in Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 12:47pm On Apr 30

Accounting: Tax, Actuary, Audit, Risk Management, M&A, Investment Banking
Human Resources: Internal, Consulting
Technology: Network Engineer, Cybersecurity, DevOps, Database Administration, Software Developer/Engineering, IT Audit

These pathways always have job openings and will guarantee you a solid career across different sectors.

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Politics › Re: Publicise President Tinubu’s Achievements, Oyebanji Urges APC Southwest Leaders by Mountbatten: 8:10pm On Apr 28

Nigerians do love celebrating failure.

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Business › Re: CBN Scraps Card Maintenance Fees, Waives Charges For Transfers Of N5,000, Below by Mountbatten: 3:22pm On Apr 25

LibertyRep:
This is a good development.

Why are some people wired to negativity.

At least give credit where necessary and criticize when there's a need to

Give credit? I don't know how old you are but we never used to have these ridiculous charges. There's nothing to celebrate here.

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Business › Re: CBN Scraps Card Maintenance Fees, Waives Charges For Transfers Of N5,000, Below by Mountbatten: 3:18pm On Apr 25

Jack83:
Why are people celebrating this stupid retrogressive policy? Why charge for onsite ATM use and on transfer of 5000 and above?
Terrible government

The average Nigerian lacks the level of intelligence required to comprehend most of these absurd policies. They fail to understand the long term implications on their financial wellbeing.

Business › Re: CBN Scraps Card Maintenance Fees, Waives Charges For Transfers Of N5,000, Below by Mountbatten: 3:17pm On Apr 25

In most countries around the world, you don't get charged these exorbitant fees. These fees are the only reason these banks declares profit because the economy is so bad they can't offer credit facilities to eligible customers for sustainable profit.

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Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 6:06pm On Apr 24

oliverjiad:
whats the shipping line

I don't have one yet. I'm looking at purchasing one of the above vehicles for personal use.

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 10:43am On Apr 24

Greetings oliverjiad.

What would be the cost of full and compromise clearing for the following cars:

2018/19 Honda Accord Sport 2.0T

2018/19 Honda Accord EX-L 2.0T

2016/17 Lexus ES 350

2016/17 Lexus RX 350

2017/18 Acura MDX

Thank you

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by Mountbatten: 10:48am On Apr 21

On this mandate we shall stand! Insecurity has never prospered so well under any government like APC. Keep supporting that clown till he runs down the nation. Please give him 4 more years to finish work so there's nothing left.

Agriculture › Re: Cows Cost More Than Cars, Butchers Lament As Cattle Prices Hit ₦2.5m by Mountbatten: 10:37am On Apr 21

On this mandate we shall stand! Keep blindly defending your master while you lot continue to leave in abject poverty.

Cows are not imported and we have them in surplus. Some pillock will come out to say it's demand driving up the price when most can't even afford to buy it's tongue.

Politics › Re: Buhari Was A Partner, I Took Over From Myself’ – Tinubu by Mountbatten: 7:53pm On Apr 18

madridguy:
Nice one from Jagaban. You will surely take us to the promise land.

Even after the demise of Sai Baba, you still respect and adore him.

The promised land of delusion. Keep playing with your future

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Politics › Re: 2027: Why Tinubu Should Be Scared – ADC by Mountbatten: 7:50pm On Apr 18

BlackfireX:
My prediction for 2027 election

1. ADC will feature a North / south or south north candidate

2.ADC will win massively especially all North 70% ...SE and SS 70% ..... SW 45%.

3. BUT Tinubu /APC will be declared winner

4.Then old wounds will be opened

5. Then there will be ........

Keep playing with you and your kids future. You think this is a game

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Politics › Re: We Receive N1.5m After 35 Years Of Service, Retired Police Officers Lament by Mountbatten: 7:47pm On Apr 18

That's lower than my monthly income and I'm not yet 35. This is honestly pathetic.

Politics › Re: Why Kola-Lawal May Be APC’s Most Strategic Bet for Lagos Central Senate by Mountbatten: 11:05am On Apr 18

"Strategic bet" after 12 years of consistent failure. To course correct, we need to start by voting this criminal party out of governance otherwise the country might never recover.

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 7:51pm On Apr 14

oliverjiad:
sir the new implementation was based on any vehicles that's brand new like 2024 till recent

Thanks for the clarification. It's pathetic they do this because how many can afford new cars??

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