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SportsRe: Man Utd drop Antony frm squad indefinitely over alleged domestic abuse on ex-gf by Mountbatten: 6:07pm On Sep 10, 2023
YoungLionken:
As a man, after witnessing all these unfortunate predicament bedeviling men by the daughters of Eve and you still don't have sense, then I pity you undecided..

Deep down in me, I'm very certain that R. Kelly is innocent of the accusation he's suffering from now till tomorrow. Greenwood, Emmanuel Eboue, Ashley Cole, Dani Alves, to mention a few (CR7, Neymar and Drake were lucky to have escaped such fabricated attack)..

Most women are not good people but you (men) are the ones making excuses for them..

Nah… that nigga guilty AF. The evidence is overwhelming.
Science/TechnologyRe: Fear As Goat Allegedly Gives Birth To Half-human In Kwara by Mountbatten: 11:11pm On Sep 03, 2023
Made up nonsense.

It's 2023, yet no video or picture was provided…

PetsRe: Found This Dog In Our Compound This Morning... by Mountbatten: 1:40pm On Sep 03, 2023
I would love to have him/her as a pet. How can I contact you? Lovely dog
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men Do This? by Mountbatten: 3:21pm On Aug 31, 2023
Rahkman:
shut up faģgot
Omo…

RomanceRe: Can A Man Earning 6k Daily Marry In Abuja? by Mountbatten: 2:13pm On Aug 31, 2023
Jennyclay:
With that nonsense amount kindly stay away from anything called relationship so that you won’t put someone’s daughter in abject poverty Biko! undecided

You’re not even qualified to have a girlfriend not to even talk of a wife. You broke men will just have little change and the next thing on your evil broke mind is marriage. undecided

And the worst thing is you broke men know how to born like rats, by the time the money isn’t enough to catheter for your wife and 7 children, frustration will set in and you will start beating your wife.

Mr man you’re broke!!
Leave marriage alone!!
Never seen anyone so stupid sound as confident as yourself. Seek help you bitter attention seeking pillock.
FamilyRe: Most Nigerian Parents Now Ignore Their Children's Moral Behavior by Mountbatten: 10:02am On Aug 29, 2023
Respect is earned on merit.

Maybe you're undeserving of such, hence the rant. Just because one is older doesn't mean they command respect.
FamilyRe: Most Nigerian Parents Now Ignore Their Children's Moral Behavior by Mountbatten: 10:01am On Aug 29, 2023
22o62021:
Culture difference

In igbo land, you don't give an elder something with a left hand
But where I live
I saw a boy of about 20 using left hand to pass food to a man of 80 years.

I tried to correct him but they said it doesn't mean anything.

That year in the late 90's
Students of UNN will us message, you born you to say no

Them go beat you in front of your parents
So wetin go happen if na only left hand person get? People need to stop focusing on meaningless shite like this.
RomanceRe: Does This Kind Of Love Still Exist These Days by Mountbatten: 7:40pm On Aug 21, 2023
Beenibroz:
I don't mean any harm but just saw this picture and decided to share and see if some people still feel this kind of lovely relationship these days.
It's a photoshoot, don't be naive.
RomanceRe: I Love My Colleague But She Has A Boyfriend by Mountbatten: 7:33pm On Aug 21, 2023
You are not a serious person if you can't read the writtings on the wall. Just because a lady has expressed kindness, doesn't mean she wants to be in a relationship.

• She's in a “serious” relationship and intends to marry soon.
• She's your colleague, yet you continue to play dumb

How dumb can you be? If this were to be a corporate environment, you're at risk of losing your job due to sexual harassment but here you are thinking with your gonads.

Why not focus on your job and find other women out there who aren't your colleague? You're only attracted to her because you're in proximity with limited options. How would you feel if someone else did this same thing to your fiancé?

Haven't you heard of the saying “Don't sh¡t where you balance your sheets?” Don't be stupid man, move on… 🤦🏿‍♀️
PropertiesRe: How Do You Manage To Pay Rent In This Bad Economy? by Mountbatten: 6:57pm On Aug 21, 2023
Just plan ahead and save.

My rent is ≥₦2M for 2BD so I started saving ₦5k a day towards that as I planned my rent to always expire Dec 31.

Despite the inflation, I hope I'll be fine, and no unfortunate circumstance breaks my financial planning. I hope to stop renting soon and own my own flat.

Your rent shouldn't be over 30% of your annual income.
Christianity EtcRe: 3 Sweet Things That Keep Sending Many Men To Their Early Graves by Mountbatten: 1:28pm On Aug 20, 2023
He thought he was smart coming up with the “3 Gs” and here I was expecting to see health related advice…

These pastors need to take a hike as they're so far detached from reality. Most of their preaching is always around money and ßex which is just too predictable.

You just can't survive in this world today without having enough money to sustain oneself, but these preachers will tell you otherwise yet guilt-tripping their congregation into paying offering and tithe.
RomanceRe: How I Met My Girlfriend by Mountbatten: 1:18pm On Aug 20, 2023
NYSC love, oh to be young and naive again…

RomanceRe: How I Met My Girlfriend by Mountbatten: 1:15pm On Aug 20, 2023
IconicR:
You both are on the same level, she's not smart to be dating you.
A smart lady should always date someone above her so as to balance the equation
Never seen any insightful comment come from you since I started browsing this forum more.

You always come across as bitter, yet always constantly seeking attention. Get a life!
BusinessRe: Jumia Shares Drop 17% After Q2 Results, Investors React Negatively by Mountbatten: 9:32am On Aug 18, 2023
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of poor government policies…

Purchasing power has reduced as a result of overall increase in necessities. Hopping on Jumia to make that impulse luxury purchase is no longer viable, which in the long run impacts Jumia as a profitable firm.

We'll continue to see a decline in profit margins for many organisations, which will lead to an exodus due to instability and possible shutdowns.

A renewed shege indeed.
SportsRe: Why Are Players Going To Saudi Arabia? by Mountbatten: 10:24pm On Aug 16, 2023
By our dear Ighalo…

CelebritiesRe: Cook-A-Thon: Kenyan Cook, Maliha Mohammed, Surpasses Hilda Baci’s Record by Mountbatten: 10:35pm On Aug 15, 2023
We go hear word now.
HealthRe: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by Mountbatten: 7:17pm On Aug 15, 2023
F*cking hell bruh! I'm glad you're better now. Damnnn…
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All Stars: "Neo & I Kissed Every Week" – Uriel by Mountbatten: 7:10pm On Aug 15, 2023
renderme:
35 years old wt flat boobs. No shame. No go find husband to marry you put for house.

See face without makeup. lipsrsealed

Yooo! Is that 50 cent? 💀
CareerRe: Advice Needed: Taking A Career Leap by Mountbatten: 6:57pm On Aug 15, 2023
I've worked in the banking sector. Do not go for marketing, retail, teller, cash officer, CSU, or back office operation roles. There's little to no growth as those are not core banking staff.

You will be on that salary for a very long time unless marketing is your passion. You should also note that there's little to no transferrable skills in those roles.
FamilyRe: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by Mountbatten: 6:52pm On Aug 15, 2023
It's quite funny how people who slate this place still live with their parents, who's house isn't anything to write home about either.
BusinessRe: CBN Takes New Measures To Save The Naira From Crash by Mountbatten: 11:17pm On Aug 14, 2023
AllenSpencer:
I pity those who have assets and savings in Naira.

So basically every Nigerian?
FamilyRe: "Marriage Will Forever Be One Of Life's Achievements" - Jullie Cassie by Mountbatten: 11:07pm On Aug 14, 2023
I agree, it's an achievement for a lazy woman since men are the prize.
HealthRe: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by Mountbatten: 10:58pm On Aug 14, 2023
I believe I've encountered something similar in the past, resembling a large, white, stretched ring that darkens when moisturised.

I suggest replacing your underwear with a new set, getting fresh towels, and ensuring the area is thoroughly dried after bathing. Additionally, consider applying oils like tea tree oil to maintain appropriate moisture levels.
Christianity EtcRe: The Uncontrollable Spread Of Sexual Lust by Mountbatten: 8:25pm On Aug 13, 2023
Preaching about sexual lust, but jealous of your neighbour's success.

Dey play mtcheeeewwww!
FamilyRe: What Do We Expect A 40 Year Old Man To Have Achieved In Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 12:16pm On Aug 13, 2023
All this unnecessary pressure.

The moment you detach your achievements and progress from your age, you start living free from stress and worry, as you no longer engage in a competition with others but yourself.

In this economy, now is not the time to start drawing up checklists as everyone is going through a lot to survive this economy. Life is a marathon not a sprint as everyone has their own journey.
EducationRe: Chioma Opara; Made 9A's In WAEC, 345 In JAMB, Wins $340,000 Scholarships by Mountbatten: 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2023
Miravik900:
Omo girls get brain pass boys for book ooo

Explains why the greatest innovations by mankind always come from men…
CrimeRe: Omoniyi Boluwatife: Nurse Found Dead With Her Womb Missing In Oyo by Mountbatten: 12:47pm On Aug 11, 2023
Here we go again, same old victim-blaming…

But what really needs our attention is putting a stop to these criminals who are ruthlessly ending lives for their twisted rituals. The fact that our country's criminal justice system isn't doing enough about it is beyond frustrating.
CelebritiesRe: Esther Nwankwo: Coordinator Of MBMN Marks 30th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Mountbatten: 12:41pm On Aug 11, 2023
After the long epistle about beauty and brilliance, I'm yet to see evidence of this combination.
HealthRe: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by Mountbatten: 12:57am On Aug 11, 2023
See backend engineer 🌚
TV/MoviesRe: Josh 2 Funny Appears On America's Got Talent 3 Times by Mountbatten: 8:15am On Aug 09, 2023
marlow1962:
There's nothing funny about him, always repeating dry jokes, that's what Nigerians who called themselves comedians do. Cool tho, but americans won't still vote him to win.
Yeah, it's called dry humour for a reason…
CareerRe: Tech Job Or U.K Fully Funded Scholarship by Mountbatten: 6:28am On Aug 09, 2023
Amayabor1:
Useless he-goat. You have no right to say I am short-sighted as regards this matter. So, everyone that believes OP should go to the UK are short-sighted while those of you that think otherwise are the far-sighted and wise ones abi? Idiot!

And I am telling you that once you go to the UK for on a full Scholarship and the scholarship requires you to go back to your country after your studies, there are several routes you can take that will allow you stay back in the UK. Many people on such scholarship are still in the UK today after completing their studies. They didn't return back to Nigeria. OP can add the scholarship stipends he will get (I think £900) with other minor work will be doing in the UK. At the end of one calendar year, you will realise he would have saved more money living in the UK than living in Nigeria on a 200k salary. And who says OP must work with his Masters Ode? Even as he is schooling in the UK, he can be applying for IT positions. A friend of mine did it. He was employed as a part-time staff. When he finished his studies, he was retained full time.

It is coconut heads like you that go to the UK and can't think outside the box. Zombie!

Just because you were able to throw in some insults doesn't mean you had a compelling argument. You've once again demonstrated your lack of intelligence and grace. You're an unfortunate fellow.

I am yet to see a scholarship which offers full tuition payment to the UK that doesn't require the candidate return after their studies, unless they decided to ignore the terms which violates the scholarship.

You're a simpleton, as you've completely digressed from the main point of dialogue. If OP truly has a passion for IT, going to study a Biological Sciences course will be a complete waste of time but greedy tw@ts like yourself can't see beyond the 200k salary quoted here.

Everyone starts somewhere, so 200k will only be temporary. I know many peers who started on similar “low wages” but now earn in dollar while working remotely in Nigeria because they took their careers seriously and weren't short-sighted like yourself.

I refuse to be dragged further into your level of ignorance, so I will end the discussion here and hope OP doesn't take advice from a foolish fellow as yourself.
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by Mountbatten: 6:58pm On Aug 08, 2023
This is what led to the rise of LGTBwhatever in first world countries. A lack of father figure.

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