Celebrities › Re: Uche Montana Shows Off Her Amazing Body As She Works Out In The Gym (Video) by Mountbatten: 8:59pm On Jun 29 |
Just take a good look at this finished man
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Workforce Group Job Recruitment (11 Positions) by Mountbatten: 8:47pm On Jun 29 |
₦1.5M for CFO? lmaoooo!!! You lot can't be serious. |
Pets › Re: My Dog Is Depressed (pictures) by Mountbatten: 8:44pm On Jun 29 |
This is a boxer not Ekuke. I would love to pet her as she looks severely malnourished. OP is a terrible owner and should be impounded. |
Nairaland General › Re: Lady Laments Flooding Outside ₦10M Lagos Apartment (video) by Mountbatten: 8:16pm On Jun 29 |
Make I book this one for tonight since she dey find work. |
Romance › Re: Stop Chatting With A Girl On WhatsApp, Call Her Instead by Mountbatten: 7:37pm On Jun 29 |
Goo0dHardDick: More reason why a sane man calls instead of wasting his time on her Dm whereby she's using him to play games and catch cruise If most men knew how the ladies they're thirsting for are begging some other man who's lesser than them, they'll come to their senses. |
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Romance › Re: Stop Chatting With A Girl On WhatsApp, Call Her Instead by Mountbatten: 9:51pm On Jun 28 |
Men who are busy with their goals and working for their daily bread don't have time for these games. |
Romance › Re: First Dates Are Becoming Job Interviews And Men To Pay Before Love Begins by Mountbatten: 8:47pm On Jun 28 |
mkpologwu: I honestly don't know how people enjoy sex wearing CDs. To me it's total waste of time. I'd rather stay on my own than waste intimacy wearing CD.
The best thing is to start changing the idea of numerous sex partners and start charging the society to a more responsible sex life. We can do it if we start calling out evil wherever it's hiding. CD is about protecting each other from STD/TI unless you're both in a committed relationship where either party isn't sleeping around like a dog. There's also the risk of unwanted pregnancy. |
Romance › Re: First Dates Are Becoming Job Interviews And Men To Pay Before Love Begins by Mountbatten: 8:45pm On Jun 28 |
Imagine taking a lady you just met to a fancy restaurant just to impress her, what an absolute waste of money and time.
We meet up at some place that's easily accessible for both of us to meet in person. I can cover drinks but that's it. If you're hungry, you either eat before leaving home or pay for your meal. The point is to meet each other to see if we're compatible and comfortable being around each other's company before taking things to the next step. |
Education › Re: Ranking Of Nigeria Universities By Times Higher Education by Mountbatten: 8:38pm On Jun 28 |
These lists are pointless because there's no clear metrics used to benchmark them. Based on my experience in no particular order, the most employable graduates you see in the work place are usually alumni of Covenant, Babcock, Caleb, Landmark, Bowen, Unilag, UI, FUTO, OAU and UNIBEN. |
Autos › Re: *SOLD**SOLD” Lexus Es350 2015 Model: Korean Spec- Dual Pano by Mountbatten: 8:28pm On Jun 28 |
Given that it's Korean spec, I'm willing to pay ₦17.5M. |
Autos › Re: My Brother Paid ₦16.8M. The Dealer Bought It For $4,350 by Mountbatten: 8:26pm On Jun 28 |
Nobody's buying your book lil' bro. You don't need a book to learn how to do this |
Autos › Re: 2016 Model Lexus Rx350 Premium Edition Toks Fully Loaded Good Deal by Mountbatten: 8:15pm On Jun 28 |
₦49M for used 2016 RX 350 base lmao! You never ready sell |
Autos › Re: 2013 Model Toyota Camry Sportz Toks Full Option by Mountbatten: 8:14pm On Jun 28 |
What's the mileage? Do you have the service records? Is this clean or salvage title? What is the VIN? |
Properties › Re: Lagos Rent Is Too High — So I Went To See If This ₦72M Bungalow In Ibeju-lekki I by Mountbatten: 8:10pm On Jun 28 |
toksrealty: I appreciate this perspective and I want to engage it honestly because it raises a fair point that deserves a real answer rather than a dismissal. You are right that I want someone to pay ₦72M. I am not going to pretend otherwise. That is what the property costs and I shared it openly with full details, a physical site visit, and a video so people can judge for themselves. No hidden agenda there. But let me address the core of your argument. The difference between paying ₦13.2M in rent and paying ₦72M for a property is not just the number. It is what remains at the end. After 6 years of rent the tenant holds nothing. After paying for this bungalow the buyer holds a physical asset with a Government Allocation C of O that can be sold, rented out, used as loan collateral, or passed to children. Those are fundamentally different financial outcomes even if the sacrifice feels similar on the way in. On the "suffering Nigerians" point — I hear you and it is valid. Not everyone can afford ₦72M and I never said they should stretch beyond their means. The post was directed at people for whom this is a realistic option and who are currently spending on rent when ownership is within reach with a payment plan. The 9-month payment plan with ₦5M entry exists precisely because a lump sum of ₦72M is not realistic for most people. I am not here to tell anyone what to do with their money. I shared what I found on the ground. Anyone who sees value in it will act. Anyone who doesn't, won't. Both outcomes are perfectly fine. I genuinely respect the pushback though. These are the conversations that help people think more carefully before making big financial decisions. Did you actually use AI to respond to that comment? Dear lord |
Properties › Re: Lagos Rent Is Too High — So I Went To See If This ₦72M Bungalow In Ibeju-lekki I by Mountbatten: 8:09pm On Jun 28 |
Anyone still building or purchasing properties in Lekki deserves no sympathy. |
Celebrities › Re: Victor Osimhen Shuts Down Quilox by Mountbatten: 8:08pm On Jun 28 |
Hardly do you ever see footballers from more cultured countries clubbing |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lived In Same Compound With A Hookup Girl? Share Your Observations by Mountbatten: 4:30pm On Jun 28 |
They live above their means, love gossip, always in one problem or another with fellow female housemates, and usually spend most nights away from their accommodation.
When I lived in the same accommodation with a few during COVID, they tend to come around to my place to charge their devices, borrow stuff or just hang around usually in skimpy clothes trying to seduce me. I don't sh*t where I eat otherwise… |
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Family › Re: I Thought It Was Cruise- Man Cries Out After DNA Test Reveal He's not The Father by Mountbatten: 4:26pm On Jun 28 |
Proserpina: Paternity fraud should be a punishable offence. It's shocking how this isn't enforced. If men could bear kids, this would have been enacted a long time ago. No paternity test, no birth certificate. Watch how paternity fraud will cease to be a thing. |
Family › Re: I Thought It Was Cruise- Man Cries Out After DNA Test Reveal He's not The Father by Mountbatten: 4:24pm On Jun 28 |
Curious345: Looks like content to me .. very few men got the money for DNA test. Bruv it's 400k Maybe you should get your money up instead of pocket watching. It's a one-off payment which guarantees peace of mind. Any sensible man will do this as early as possible given how deceptive women are. Would you rather end up spending 400k x10 raising another man's child? |
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Mountbatten: 4:21pm On Jun 28 |
What's the point of this thread? |
Family › Re: DNA Test Isn't As Expensive As You Think by Mountbatten: 4:19pm On Jun 28 |
makavalley: 150k is some persons monthly salary Would rather pay up than raise another man's kid. Peace of mind is priceless—better safe than sorry after 18 years. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jiji Job Recruitment (3 Positions) by Mountbatten: 10:01pm On Jun 27 |
200K in the big 2026 is simply pathetic. Maybe this works in Kano but not in Lagos or Abuja for a FT postion. |
Romance › Re: How My Date With A 27 Years Old Lady Turned Chaotic. by Mountbatten: 10:36pm On Jun 26 |
Toolegit123: You're so right my brother. The thing jux tire me. But how guyman wan take see wife marry now? Marriage is off the table for me as it's a futile attempt in such a broken economy. Once I reach a certain age, I'll consider getting a vasectomy after either getting a surrogate or adoption. |
Romance › Re: How My Date With A 27 Years Old Lady Turned Chaotic. by Mountbatten: 10:33pm On Jun 26 |
I've never had the unfortunate experience of dating a broke woman because I can't imagine entertaining the company of a woman who can't afford her basic needs. The average Nigerian woman is below my level, so I struggle to see any potential in them regardless of their looks. They typically date and marry for survival instead of building a genuine and lasting connection. |
Family › Re: We Have A Long Way To Go,seeing These Pictures... by Mountbatten: 10:12pm On Jun 26 |
Leepeak: Don't forget your comment represents you Nope |
Family › Re: We Have A Long Way To Go,seeing These Pictures... by Mountbatten: 10:11pm On Jun 26 |
Ten06: It is they and their parents that have long way to go. My daughter cannot try this nonsense Just hope she never does this behind your back and remembers the home she came from. |
Family › Re: We Have A Long Way To Go,seeing These Pictures... by Mountbatten: 10:10pm On Jun 26 |
Lucky kids, it's their time. Let them be so they'll learn the hard way. FAFO |
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Travel › Re: JAPA; The Global Illusionary Search For A Better Life & Economic Opportunities? by Mountbatten: 9:51pm On Jun 26 |
Nigerians are loud for nothing. They act like they're the first group of people to invent migration which has always been a thing. Just make sure you have something or a goal to keep you busy while you're at your new destination, so you don't become a burden to the government and it's citizens. Either way, brace yourself for racism and culture shock. |
Car Talk › Re: 7 Things I Always Check Before Buying A Used Car In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 9:05pm On Jun 24 |
You forgot to mention service and repair records. Also check for rust for signs of flooding otherwise you'll cry. Timing belt for V6 cars as well needs to be checked. |