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Politics › Re: Publicise President Tinubu’s Achievements, Oyebanji Urges APC Southwest Leaders by Mountbatten: 8:10pm On Apr 28

Nigerians do love celebrating failure.

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Business › Re: CBN Scraps Card Maintenance Fees, Waives Charges For Transfers Of N5,000, Below by Mountbatten: 3:22pm On Apr 25

LibertyRep:
This is a good development.

Why are some people wired to negativity.

At least give credit where necessary and criticize when there's a need to

Give credit? I don't know how old you are but we never used to have these ridiculous charges. There's nothing to celebrate here.

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Business › Re: CBN Scraps Card Maintenance Fees, Waives Charges For Transfers Of N5,000, Below by Mountbatten: 3:18pm On Apr 25

Jack83:
Why are people celebrating this stupid retrogressive policy? Why charge for onsite ATM use and on transfer of 5000 and above?
Terrible government

The average Nigerian lacks the level of intelligence required to comprehend most of these absurd policies. They fail to understand the long term implications on their financial wellbeing.

Business › Re: CBN Scraps Card Maintenance Fees, Waives Charges For Transfers Of N5,000, Below by Mountbatten: 3:17pm On Apr 25

In most countries around the world, you don't get charged these exorbitant fees. These fees are the only reason these banks declares profit because the economy is so bad they can't offer credit facilities to eligible customers for sustainable profit.

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Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 6:06pm On Apr 24

oliverjiad:
whats the shipping line

I don't have one yet. I'm looking at purchasing one of the above vehicles for personal use.

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 10:43am On Apr 24

Greetings oliverjiad.

What would be the cost of full and compromise clearing for the following cars:

2018/19 Honda Accord Sport 2.0T

2018/19 Honda Accord EX-L 2.0T

2016/17 Lexus ES 350

2016/17 Lexus RX 350

2017/18 Acura MDX

Thank you

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by Mountbatten: 10:48am On Apr 21

On this mandate we shall stand! Insecurity has never prospered so well under any government like APC. Keep supporting that clown till he runs down the nation. Please give him 4 more years to finish work so there's nothing left.

Agriculture › Re: Cows Cost More Than Cars, Butchers Lament As Cattle Prices Hit ₦2.5m by Mountbatten: 10:37am On Apr 21

On this mandate we shall stand! Keep blindly defending your master while you lot continue to leave in abject poverty.

Cows are not imported and we have them in surplus. Some pillock will come out to say it's demand driving up the price when most can't even afford to buy it's tongue.

Politics › Re: Buhari Was A Partner, I Took Over From Myself’ – Tinubu by Mountbatten: 7:53pm On Apr 18

madridguy:
Nice one from Jagaban. You will surely take us to the promise land.

Even after the demise of Sai Baba, you still respect and adore him.

The promised land of delusion. Keep playing with your future

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Politics › Re: 2027: Why Tinubu Should Be Scared – ADC by Mountbatten: 7:50pm On Apr 18

BlackfireX:
My prediction for 2027 election

1. ADC will feature a North / south or south north candidate

2.ADC will win massively especially all North 70% ...SE and SS 70% ..... SW 45%.

3. BUT Tinubu /APC will be declared winner

4.Then old wounds will be opened

5. Then there will be ........

Keep playing with you and your kids future. You think this is a game

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Politics › Re: We Receive N1.5m After 35 Years Of Service, Retired Police Officers Lament by Mountbatten: 7:47pm On Apr 18

That's lower than my monthly income and I'm not yet 35. This is honestly pathetic.

Politics › Re: Why Kola-Lawal May Be APC’s Most Strategic Bet for Lagos Central Senate by Mountbatten: 11:05am On Apr 18

"Strategic bet" after 12 years of consistent failure. To course correct, we need to start by voting this criminal party out of governance otherwise the country might never recover.

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 7:51pm On Apr 14

oliverjiad:
sir the new implementation was based on any vehicles that's brand new like 2024 till recent

Thanks for the clarification. It's pathetic they do this because how many can afford new cars??

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 7:14pm On Apr 14

Hello oliverjiad,

With the new duty slashed from 70% to 40%, how will this impact the fees and when does it come into effect?

Also, could you please provide the compromise and full duty (If old rate, please clearly state that) on the following cars:

2014 Lexus ES350
2015 Lexus ES350
2016 Lexus ES350
2017 Lexus ES350
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2018 Honda Accord Sport 2.0T
2018 Honda Accord E-XL 2.0T
2018 Honda Accord Touring
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2019 Honda Accord Sport 2.0T
2019 Honda Accord E-XL 2.0T
2019 Honda Accord Touring

Thank you

Properties › Re: “₦2.5M Rent?” – Lady Blasts Benin Landlords In Viral Video by Mountbatten: 8:44pm On Apr 01

Offpoint1:
Nigerians are not known for paying back loans and a lot of Nigeria factors can prevent those who truly want to pay back along the line.

So what's the point of credit score/history then?

Celebrities › Re: Breast Cancer: Blessing CEO Shaves Hair, Lists Assets For Sale by Mountbatten: 11:31pm On Mar 25

This lady's a fraud

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Business › Re: Nigeria Suspends New Shipping Tariffs by Mountbatten: 9:12am On Mar 24

We live in a state of balablu with a hint of renewed hope

Romance › Re: How Do Men Even Get Wives Nowadays? by Mountbatten: 8:10pm On Mar 23

MarketDispatch:
Like one person suggested, go to banks ( a lady that is already at her workplace) than someone you just meet on the road.

I pity anyone who takes this advice.

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Romance › Re: How Do Men Even Get Wives Nowadays? by Mountbatten: 8:04pm On Mar 23

The problem is that you don't have anything going for you besides you job. You need to live a life worth sharing with anyone, that way people will take interest in you.

You can't expect to meet anyone when you're not in motion. A wife won't fall onto your lap while you're locked up in your room. When you begin to live a life worth sharing, then you'll automatically attract people to yourself.

Personally, I've resigned to the fact that I won't find a wife in this country because your average Nigerian lady is hungry and sees dating/marriage as poverty alleviation scheme. They all think there's an Odogwu‬ out there waiting for them.

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Politics › Re: Roads Closed In UK For President Tinubu's Convoy (Video) by Mountbatten: 8:04am On Mar 18

osuofia2:
Buhari almost killed this country,

Country that’s long gone

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Politics › Re: Food Inflation, Fuel Price Hike Worsen Hardship In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 6:30pm On Mar 17

This is excellent news. Nigerians need to learn the hard way so they wake up and fix the country. They've gotten too comfortable.

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Nairaland General › Re: I Saw This In My Garden, Can You Identify It by Mountbatten: 6:28pm On Mar 17

HacheNoire:
Damn!

You found it!

We wanted you to step on it. We will get you next time.

We should be friends. I like your sense of humour.

Politics › Re: Eid-El-Fitr: FG Declares Thursday, Friday Public Holidays by Mountbatten: 6:26pm On Mar 17

Gutted. Should've left it at Friday and Monday.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 14th March 2026 by Mountbatten: 11:59pm On Mar 14

TempleHouse:
You're absolutely correct 💯
I suspect Mancity are just happy to help Arsenal win the EPL
They lost ridiculously and in one day match- fixing story will come out 🤔‼️

Oga rest abeg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 14th March 2026 by Mountbatten: 11:58pm On Mar 14

Arsenal Premier League Champions loading!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 14th March 2026 by Mountbatten: 8:55pm On Mar 14

10 points clear!

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Family › Re: “marriage Is Also Prostitution For Women” – Lady Sparks Debate With Viral Claim by Mountbatten: 10:04pm On Mar 12

buygala:
She is entitled to her opinion...So...

But my own wahala be say why her brezz come get dat kain 3km gap?

That's the gender pay gap

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Family › Re: “marriage Is Also Prostitution For Women” – Lady Sparks Debate With Viral Claim by Mountbatten: 10:03pm On Mar 12

Always the same demographic always championing olosho work

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Health › Re: Butt Enlargement: Lagos Probes Socialite’s Death After Cosmetic Surgery by Mountbatten: 10:00pm On Mar 12

Another low-IQ person wiped off the face of the earth

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