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Family / Re: My Partner And I Dont Love Each Other But We Respect Each Other by Mountbatten: 12:52pm On Nov 27, 2023
Respect > Love

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Not Married? by Mountbatten: 12:06pm On Nov 25, 2023
There are a handful of women out there who are emotionally mature to cope in a marriage. I have no plan of settling for less, as men are the price. Women these days lack the patience to maintain a meaningful and long-lasting relationship built on solid principles.

They are looking for pseudo-fathers to provide things their fathers could never dream of affording when we're just dating. In the end, all they have to offer is baggage and trauma from a promiscuous past.

I would like to marry as it brings its own benefits however, nothing is worse than marrying the wrong person who will make the rest of your living days miserable.
Phones / Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 9:32am On Nov 24, 2023
Maj196:
iPhone is overrated and overpriced.

Overpriced? Yes because of our messed up currency. Overrated? No. Just because you can't afford to get one doesn't make your statement true.
Phones / Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 9:31am On Nov 24, 2023
todugo:

Wetin happen to the current phone?

E nor dey work again šŸ˜”
Phones / Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 9:30am On Nov 24, 2023
lanre316:
If you spend more than 1,000,000 naira on Apple products and you have less than 1,000,000 naira worth of Apple shares or any other income generating assets, you are very foolish. This is not an insult. It's a statement of fact.

But how else am I gonna stunt on these hĆøes šŸ˜”
Travel / Re: The Only Type Of Nigerian Who Will Enjoy The Japa Lifestyle Of The West by Mountbatten: 2:12pm On Nov 19, 2023
Kenn55:


Oga Sukkot, I understand what you are saying. But I think you are not getting the context right in my opinion

I believe hardworking means someone who invests his time, energy,resources,convenience etc into a work. But whether he produces satisfactory output is a different matter.

For example, If a persons leaves home by 5am in order to get to work by 8am, closes by 5pm to get home by 10pm as most Lagosians do, then that's hardwork. That routine is not a child's play. However, half of his time at work might be used to chat instead of being productive so while he is depriving himself sleep to go to work, we can say he is working hard but unproductive.

The reason why lots of Nigerians are unproductive is because we don't see our work as a service but just a means to get money. It's like I put in the effort, you pay me my money. Whether the result is unsatisfactory or not that one no concern me,just pay me my money.

I think we are hardworking but unprofessional and unproductive

What you've just described has nothing to do with hardwork. As a matter of fact, it says otherwise as you will always get to work jaded which results into unproductivity. The average Nigerian is lacking in work ethic and professional candour.

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Business / Re: 65m Nigerians Spend $15 Daily On Bettingā€™ ā€” FG Proposes Gaming Industry Tax by Mountbatten: 8:57am On Nov 01, 2023
ā€œIt is a welcome developmentā€ā€”Clowns

The question is how will the tax be used?
Religion / Re: Female Pastor Gives Ladies Tips On How To Attract A Spouse by Mountbatten: 9:52am On Oct 31, 2023
False prophet šŸ«±šŸ¾ā€šŸ«²šŸæ false doctrine

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Crime / Re: Modou Adams Caught Trying To Smuggle Ā£300,000 Worth Of Cocaine by Mountbatten: 12:58pm On Oct 27, 2023
His bĀµtthole will become borehole after serving time šŸ˜‚

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Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Adds To The Beautiful Skyline Of Lagos by Mountbatten: 12:43pm On Oct 27, 2023
UrPapa:
Well, the remaining skyscrapers are owned by igbos so you can gloat on this

Meanwhile, you and your papa no get anything šŸ˜­
Travel / Re: My Japa Plan Has Been Destroyed by Mountbatten: 12:05am On Oct 27, 2023
2 odds āœ…
Sports / Re: Arsenal Considering Offering Jesus In Deal To Sign Osimhen by Mountbatten: 8:41am On Oct 10, 2023
Warldbest:
Arsenal is too small for Osimhem, he should find bigger better club

See as mouth dey smell this early momo embarassed

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Politics / Re: Passport Home Delivery Begins February 2024 ā€” Interior Minister by Mountbatten: 10:15pm On Oct 09, 2023
Meanwhile, my ā‚¦31,900 for erroneous name correction has disappeared. The Nigerian Immigration service site is a fucking scam. I have the application number, but where the hell is the reference number? I've tried every possible combination, and my email or phone number wasn't even requested.
Religion / Re: What Has The Incessant Leaks Of Sex And Nude Videos Taught Us? by Mountbatten: 9:45am On Sep 24, 2023
Get yourself a job
Phones / Re: Does Phone Brand Determine The Amount Of Data It Consumes? by Mountbatten: 9:01pm On Sep 23, 2023
Reduce your pĆørn consumption big man as it's got nothing to do with phone OEM

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Sports / Re: Man Utd drop Antony frm squad indefinitely over alleged domestic abuse on ex-gf by Mountbatten: 6:07pm On Sep 10, 2023
YoungLionken:
As a man, after witnessing all these unfortunate predicament bedeviling men by the daughters of Eve and you still don't have sense, then I pity you undecided..

Deep down in me, I'm very certain that R. Kelly is innocent of the accusation he's suffering from now till tomorrow. Greenwood, Emmanuel Eboue, Ashley Cole, Dani Alves, to mention a few (CR7, Neymar and Drake were lucky to have escaped such fabricated attack)..

Most women are not good people but you (men) are the ones making excuses for them..

Nahā€¦ that nigga guilty AF. The evidence is overwhelming.
Science/Technology / Re: Fear As Goat Allegedly Gives Birth To Half-human In Kwara by Mountbatten: 11:11pm On Sep 03, 2023
Made up nonsense.

It's 2023, yet no video or picture was providedā€¦

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Pets / Re: Found This Dog In Our Compound This Morning... by Mountbatten: 1:40pm On Sep 03, 2023
I would love to have him/her as a pet. How can I contact you? Lovely dog

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Romance / Re: Why Do Married Men Do This? by Mountbatten: 3:21pm On Aug 31, 2023
Rahkman:
shut up faģgot

Omoā€¦

Romance / Re: Can A Man Earning 6k Daily Marry In Abuja? by Mountbatten: 2:13pm On Aug 31, 2023
Jennyclay:
With that nonsense amount kindly stay away from anything called relationship so that you wonā€™t put someoneā€™s daughter in abject poverty Biko! undecided

Youā€™re not even qualified to have a girlfriend not to even talk of a wife. You broke men will just have little change and the next thing on your evil broke mind is marriage. undecided

And the worst thing is you broke men know how to born like rats, by the time the money isnā€™t enough to catheter for your wife and 7 children, frustration will set in and you will start beating your wife.

Mr man youā€™re broke!!
Leave marriage alone!!

Never seen anyone so stupid sound as confident as yourself. Seek help you bitter attention seeking pillock.
Family / Re: Most Nigerian Parents Now Ignore Their Children's Moral Behavior by Mountbatten: 10:02am On Aug 29, 2023
Respect is earned on merit.

Maybe you're undeserving of such, hence the rant. Just because one is older doesn't mean they command respect.
Family / Re: Most Nigerian Parents Now Ignore Their Children's Moral Behavior by Mountbatten: 10:01am On Aug 29, 2023
22o62021:
Culture difference

In igbo land, you don't give an elder something with a left hand
But where I live
I saw a boy of about 20 using left hand to pass food to a man of 80 years.

I tried to correct him but they said it doesn't mean anything.

That year in the late 90's
Students of UNN will us message, you born you to say no

Them go beat you in front of your parents

So wetin go happen if na only left hand person get? People need to stop focusing on meaningless shite like this.

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Romance / Re: Does This Kind Of Love Still Exist These Days by Mountbatten: 7:40pm On Aug 21, 2023
Beenibroz:
I don't mean any harm but just saw this picture and decided to share and see if some people still feel this kind of lovely relationship these days.

It's a photoshoot, don't be naive.
Romance / Re: I Love My Colleague But She Has A Boyfriend by Mountbatten: 7:33pm On Aug 21, 2023
You are not a serious person if you can't read the writtings on the wall. Just because a lady has expressed kindness, doesn't mean she wants to be in a relationship.

ā€¢ She's in a ā€œseriousā€ relationship and intends to marry soon.
ā€¢ She's your colleague, yet you continue to play dumb

How dumb can you be? If this were to be a corporate environment, you're at risk of losing your job due to sexual harassment but here you are thinking with your gonads.

Why not focus on your job and find other women out there who aren't your colleague? You're only attracted to her because you're in proximity with limited options. How would you feel if someone else did this same thing to your fiancƩ?

Haven't you heard of the saying ā€œDon't shĀ”t where you balance your sheets?ā€ Don't be stupid man, move onā€¦ šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™€ļø

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Properties / Re: How Do You Manage To Pay Rent In This Bad Economy? by Mountbatten: 6:57pm On Aug 21, 2023
Just plan ahead and save.

My rent is ā‰„ā‚¦2M for 2BD so I started saving ā‚¦5k a day towards that as I planned my rent to always expire Dec 31.

Despite the inflation, I hope I'll be fine, and no unfortunate circumstance breaks my financial planning. I hope to stop renting soon and own my own flat.

Your rent shouldn't be over 30% of your annual income.

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Religion / Re: 3 Sweet Things That Keep Sending Many Men To Their Early Graves by Mountbatten: 1:28pm On Aug 20, 2023
He thought he was smart coming up with the ā€œ3 Gsā€ and here I was expecting to see health related adviceā€¦

These pastors need to take a hike as they're so far detached from reality. Most of their preaching is always around money and Ɵex which is just too predictable.

You just can't survive in this world today without having enough money to sustain oneself, but these preachers will tell you otherwise yet guilt-tripping their congregation into paying offering and tithe.
Romance / Re: How I Met My Girlfriend by Mountbatten: 1:18pm On Aug 20, 2023
NYSC love, oh to be young and naive againā€¦

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Romance / Re: How I Met My Girlfriend by Mountbatten: 1:15pm On Aug 20, 2023
IconicR:
You both are on the same level, she's not smart to be dating you.
A smart lady should always date someone above her so as to balance the equation

Never seen any insightful comment come from you since I started browsing this forum more.

You always come across as bitter, yet always constantly seeking attention. Get a life!

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Business / Re: Jumia Shares Drop 17% After Q2 Results, Investors React Negatively by Mountbatten: 9:32am On Aug 18, 2023
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of poor government policiesā€¦

Purchasing power has reduced as a result of overall increase in necessities. Hopping on Jumia to make that impulse luxury purchase is no longer viable, which in the long run impacts Jumia as a profitable firm.

We'll continue to see a decline in profit margins for many organisations, which will lead to an exodus due to instability and possible shutdowns.

A renewed shege indeed.
Sports / Re: Why Are Players Going To Saudi Arabia? by Mountbatten: 10:24pm On Aug 16, 2023
By our dear Ighaloā€¦

Celebrities / Re: Cook-A-Thon: Kenyan Cook, Maliha Mohammed, Surpasses Hilda Baciā€™s Record by Mountbatten: 10:35pm On Aug 15, 2023
We go hear word now.
Health / Re: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by Mountbatten: 7:17pm On Aug 15, 2023
F*cking hell bruh! I'm glad you're better now. Damnnnā€¦

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