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Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 7:14pm On Apr 14

Hello oliverjiad,

With the new duty slashed from 70% to 40%, how will this impact the fees and when does it come into effect?

Also, could you please provide the compromise and full duty (If old rate, please clearly state that) on the following cars:

2014 Lexus ES350
2015 Lexus ES350
2016 Lexus ES350
2017 Lexus ES350
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2018 Honda Accord Sport 2.0T
2018 Honda Accord E-XL 2.0T
2018 Honda Accord Touring
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2019 Honda Accord Sport 2.0T
2019 Honda Accord E-XL 2.0T
2019 Honda Accord Touring

Thank you

Properties › Re: “₦2.5M Rent?” – Lady Blasts Benin Landlords In Viral Video by Mountbatten: 8:44pm On Apr 01

Offpoint1:
Nigerians are not known for paying back loans and a lot of Nigeria factors can prevent those who truly want to pay back along the line.

So what's the point of credit score/history then?

Celebrities › Re: Breast Cancer: Blessing CEO Shaves Hair, Lists Assets For Sale by Mountbatten: 11:31pm On Mar 25

This lady's a fraud

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Business › Re: Nigeria Suspends New Shipping Tariffs by Mountbatten: 9:12am On Mar 24

We live in a state of balablu with a hint of renewed hope

Romance › Re: How Do Men Even Get Wives Nowadays? by Mountbatten: 8:10pm On Mar 23

MarketDispatch:
Like one person suggested, go to banks ( a lady that is already at her workplace) than someone you just meet on the road.

I pity anyone who takes this advice.

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Romance › Re: How Do Men Even Get Wives Nowadays? by Mountbatten: 8:04pm On Mar 23

The problem is that you don't have anything going for you besides you job. You need to live a life worth sharing with anyone, that way people will take interest in you.

You can't expect to meet anyone when you're not in motion. A wife won't fall onto your lap while you're locked up in your room. When you begin to live a life worth sharing, then you'll automatically attract people to yourself.

Personally, I've resigned to the fact that I won't find a wife in this country because your average Nigerian lady is hungry and sees dating/marriage as poverty alleviation scheme. They all think there's an Odogwu‬ out there waiting for them.

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Politics › Re: Roads Closed In UK For President Tinubu's Convoy (Video) by Mountbatten: 8:04am On Mar 18

osuofia2:
Buhari almost killed this country,

Country that’s long gone

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Politics › Re: Food Inflation, Fuel Price Hike Worsen Hardship In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 6:30pm On Mar 17

This is excellent news. Nigerians need to learn the hard way so they wake up and fix the country. They've gotten too comfortable.

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Nairaland General › Re: I Saw This In My Garden, Can You Identify It by Mountbatten: 6:28pm On Mar 17

HacheNoire:
Damn!

You found it!

We wanted you to step on it. We will get you next time.

We should be friends. I like your sense of humour.

Politics › Re: Eid-El-Fitr: FG Declares Thursday, Friday Public Holidays by Mountbatten: 6:26pm On Mar 17

Gutted. Should've left it at Friday and Monday.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 14th March 2026 by Mountbatten: 11:59pm On Mar 14

TempleHouse:
You're absolutely correct 💯
I suspect Mancity are just happy to help Arsenal win the EPL
They lost ridiculously and in one day match- fixing story will come out 🤔‼️

Oga rest abeg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 14th March 2026 by Mountbatten: 11:58pm On Mar 14

Arsenal Premier League Champions loading!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 14th March 2026 by Mountbatten: 8:55pm On Mar 14

10 points clear!

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Family › Re: “marriage Is Also Prostitution For Women” – Lady Sparks Debate With Viral Claim by Mountbatten: 10:04pm On Mar 12

buygala:
She is entitled to her opinion...So...

But my own wahala be say why her brezz come get dat kain 3km gap?

That's the gender pay gap

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Family › Re: “marriage Is Also Prostitution For Women” – Lady Sparks Debate With Viral Claim by Mountbatten: 10:03pm On Mar 12

Always the same demographic always championing olosho work

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Health › Re: Butt Enlargement: Lagos Probes Socialite’s Death After Cosmetic Surgery by Mountbatten: 10:00pm On Mar 12

Another low-IQ person wiped off the face of the earth

Phones › Re: Please Help Me Choose The Right Phone by Mountbatten: 8:03pm On Mar 07

Shawarmagirl:
Poor man mentality. There are people I know have never use their money buy car. But they receive cars yearly.

It’s always the people you know but never you 🫵🏿

Phones › Re: Please Help Me Choose The Right Phone by Mountbatten: 8:00pm On Mar 07

justt2006:
- Price: not more than ₦500k (preferably around ₦350k)
- New, original devices only (I'm not a fan of IPhone or UK used phones, please do not suggest them).

Beggars can’t be choosers. You will not get what you’re looking for with that budget.

Health › Re: Help My Younger Brother's Penis Shaft Infected by Mountbatten: 7:55pm On Mar 07

Hemanwel:
My brother noticed this infection around the shaft of his p*enis. He initially started using Nixoderm on it, it didn't work. But few days ago, he started rubbing Miconazole, a fungal cream, it still not getting better. He said it's been over a month now.

Please, what kind of infection is this, and how can it be treated?

Baba don go carry OS chop infection talk say na him brother. If you like no go hospital.

Health › Re: Help My Younger Brother's Penis Shaft Infected by Mountbatten: 7:53pm On Mar 07

I strongly recommend WD-40. Works like a charm 👍🏿

Politics › Re: Tinubu Only Man To Restructure Nigeria, Obi Failed That Test With LP - Ozigbo by Mountbatten: 7:43pm On Mar 07

Every time news about this government comes out, it’s funny to see people defending this regime based on nothing but ignorance. It’s been nearly four years since he got into office and he’s set the country back at least a decade. This is in addition to the previous administration held by an incompetent Buhari.

I’m starting to hope this man wins a second term so he finally destroys this country to the point no one is unscathed and people wake up to the reality of their poor choices.

Sometimes I wonder if we’re living in the same country given the way these clowns speak about him. In the past week, electricity - a basic need - has been epileptic, but people will have you believe all is well.

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 9:33pm On Mar 02

oliverjiad:
Good evening

2017 Honda Accord Sport Compromise:₦2.850m
• 2018 Honda Accord Sport Compromise:₦3.9m
• 2019 Honda Accord Sport Compromise:₦5.6m
• 2020 Honda Accord Sport Compromise:₦6.3m
• Mazda CX-5 Touring 2019 Compromise:₦5.8m
• Toyota Camry SE 2020 Compromise:₦7m
• Toyota Camry SE 2021 Compromise:₦8.5m
• 2022 Hyundai Sonata SE Compromise:#10m

2017 Honda Accord Sport Full:₦4.2m
• 2018 Honda Accord Sport Full:₦5m
• 2019 Honda Accord Sport Full:₦7m
• 2020 Honda Accord Sport Full:₦9.5m
• Mazda CX-5 Touring 2019 Full:12m
• Toyota Camry SE 2020 Full:₦15.5m
• Toyota Camry SE 2021 Full:₦16m
• 2022 Hyundai Sonata SE Full:₦18m

Jaid

Thank you boss 🙏

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 8:40pm On Mar 02

Hi, can anyone please provide the cost of clearing the following used cars from the US.

• 2017 Honda Accord Sport Compromise and Full
• 2018 Honda Accord Sport Compromise and Full
• 2019 Honda Accord Sport Compromise and Full
• 2020 Honda Accord Sport Compromise and Full
• Mazda CX-5 Touring 2019 Compromise and Full
• Toyota Camry SE 2020 Compromise and Full
• Toyota Camry SE 2021 Compromise and Full
• 2022 Hyundai Sonata SE Compromise and Full

Thank you!

Cc Jaid

Foreign Affairs › Re: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested By Police Over ‘Misconduct In Public Office’ by Mountbatten: 2:39pm On Feb 20

nairalanda1:
He also was frolicking with older women supplied by Epstein

Even Virginia giuffree was by British standards old enough ( she was 16 years , age of consent in the UK)

The problem Mountbatten -windsor has is that

1. Many of the women aged or underaged may have been trafficked

2. He also on the other hand shared government trade secrets with Epstein. ( Lord Mandleson is also in trouble for that and may be arrested eventually)

Leave me out of this

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Health › Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Ogba, Lagos, Over Financial Struggles by Mountbatten: 2:37pm On Feb 20

kingthreat:
Ladies out there please understand that being in a family of your own is way better than being a career independent lady.
Right now it is not easy for men, not to talk of single independent ladies.
Also this idea of getting apartments and staying alone as a single lady is not the best. If it has to be done, it should be temporary not a fulltime lifestyle. The poor lady was staying alone and going through alot, being in a family home or with siblings could have been better.

Many single ladies choose to live on their own these days so they can be promiscuous without restraint. They're also the reason house rent has gone up, because their demand has reduced supply for working-class men to own their space and start a family.

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Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua May Not Fight Again After Fatal Crash, Says Tyson Fury’s Manager by Mountbatten: 1:58pm On Dec 31, 2025

EyeCumInPeace:
To bad.

May Nigeria not happen to you.

LIKE for Amen.

Are you that desperate for cheap likes?

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Travel › Re: Ugandan Lady JUBILATES After Receiving NIGERIAN VISA by Mountbatten: 7:50pm On Dec 15, 2025

Kemetian:
By far. It's not even close.

The whole Nigeria is being stormed by foreigners as we speak, especially Lagos, for Detty December.

All roads lead to Nigeria right now.

This is where it's happening.

Of course, who wouldn't want to visit the simp capital

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Education › Re: 5 Futuristic Courses That Can Land You High-paying Jobs Abroad by Mountbatten: 10:04pm On Oct 31, 2025

Always threads about how to Japa, but none about how to help develop and grow this country. Slåve mentality at it's finest…

Romance › Re: Lady Blasts Men Who Demand DNA Tests After Encouraging Pregnancy (photos/video) by Mountbatten: 2:51pm On Oct 28, 2025

Joeboypondeck:
Did your father do DNA test on you

When e reach your turn no run am. Your eyes go peel

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