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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Where Do People Find Jobs Nowadays? by Mountbatten: 8:53pm On May 12

ojkalito:
Seems the guys above did not read what was posted

That's why they're unemployed as they can't pay attention to details.

Romance › Re: A Girl At Work Rejected Me by Mountbatten: 8:51pm On May 12

The fact that you still think about this signals you haven't moved on. By the way, it's dumb to sh*t where you balance your sheets.

Car Talk › Re: Most Reliable Toyota Camry by Mountbatten: 7:03pm On May 12

assassin007:
Spider 2007 to 2010 with good second hand value

That's muscle not spider which is the generation after

Business › Re: Can Someone Earning 600k Per Month Build A House In Nigeria by Mountbatten: 11:16am On May 11

Building a house is an unwise use of limited resources as it doesn't generate any income. You're better off investing your capital and using the interest to pay rent till you're very comfortable. It's only in this part of the world people take lump sum to build or purchases houses they live in.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by Mountbatten: 11:13am On May 11

Arsenal are winning it all! Let the tears continue to flow. Come May 30, it will be worse for rival fans when Arsenal lift the CL

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Health › Re: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by Mountbatten: 11:12am On May 11

Yorubastardz:
who still uses condom in BIG 2026??

You must be riddled with lots of STIs

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Took Single Ladies To Forest As They Pray For Husbands By Invoking Names by Mountbatten: 11:11am On May 11

You'll never find men in such situation because they're the prize. Once she's 28, panic sets in and she becomes desperate in search of a husband to settle with after wasting away her youthful and fruitful years.

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Romance › Re: Do Women Really Fall In Love? by Mountbatten: 11:04am On May 11

Women think they're capable of love but they're not. Women don't love, they're in business. A woman is only loyal to her sacrifices and not yours. They're the ones who leave when the going gets tough and they're very ruthless about it.

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Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Single Mother? by Mountbatten: 11:02am On May 11

No. Men don't join families, they start one. Let her go be with the kid's father.

A widow on the other hand is a different case unlike single mothers who are bottom barrel of society. It's a clear indicator of poor decision making skills.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 4:52pm On May 09

Starz825:
Bro...I no argue oo

But e go hard for arsenal to beat PSG ooo

Between you and me bro

We'll revisit this on May 30 if you think PSG have it easy.

Health › Re: The High Rate Of Unprotected Sex by Mountbatten: 4:51pm On May 09

Omoawoke:
Only very few girls have demanded I use condom on them

Like very very few

Most girls will not even care to ask for condom..

I usually wonder why girls are like that…
Some even beg you to fick them raw…

But as for me, no condom, no sex

The ones who prefer raw also also serial cheaters

Family › Re: Married And Still Clubbing! ..... MASC by Mountbatten: 4:49pm On May 09

This level of fooling in 2026 is diabolical

Health › Re: The High Rate Of Unprotected Sex by Mountbatten: 4:46pm On May 09

Boladogailese:
And here I am a full grown woman without a touch of man in months

Bait used to be believable

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 4:03pm On May 09

Starz825:
...PSG is about to do that

Cos how many clubs dey priviledge to enter back to back final to start with?

Juventus FC — 1996, 1997, 1998
Valencia CF — 2000, 2001
Manchester United — 2008, 2009
Bayern Munich — 2012, 2013

Neither of those teams won it consecutively. You grossly underestimate how difficult it is just because Madrid's done it. PSG are not that team and Arsenal have unfinished business.

Politics › Re: Enugu Begins Enforcing ₦500,000 Fine On One-Way Traffic Violators by Mountbatten: 4:00pm On May 09

You can enforce the law but can't force the individual to pay. Should you detain them, you'll be responsible for their shelter, clothing, health care and feeding. Whoever agreed to signing this fine is a clown, given that most Nigerians don't have up to that amount in the account.

This would give them enough confidence to break the law because a bribe to the underpaid officers will suffice.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 10:36am On May 09

Starz825:
I dey tell you bro

But that epl na for arsenal o

Man city no suppose dey the picture at all...na Arsenal give am spotlight recently...

As for UCL....just leave am for PSG...

Back to back finals no be jokes oo

That one na for your own mind. How many clubs besides Madrid don deliver back to back CL in the 21st century?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal: Title Contenders Or Just ‘almost’ FC Again? by Mountbatten: 12:24pm On May 07

Everyone's entitled to their opinion but they need to understand that football is played on grass not mouth. The best team on the day will win regardless of history, form or starting XI. People who don't love football will support PSG because they sense a power shift is coming with Arsenal. They've been on an upward trajectory and been the best English team in the last 4 years.

Education › Re: JAMB Policy Meeting Holds May 11 To Decide UTME Cut-Off Marks by Mountbatten: 9:30am On May 07

Every sector has seen a steady decline since APC took charge and it's not a coincidence. The educational sector is in utter shambles.

Phones › Re: Before You Buy That So-called UK Used Phone by Mountbatten: 5:32pm On May 04

Started using phones in 2008 and I've never purchased a used phone. I upgrade from flagship to another every 4-5 years. Used phones comes with a lot of baggage I'm not willing to deal with.

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Career › Re: Lagos Workers Demand N225,000 As NLC Prepares For Wage Negotiation by Mountbatten: 1:46pm On May 04

Adjusted for inflation, this should be the minimum wage, but private employers and small business owners are guilty of underpaying workers. If you cannot afford to pay people properly, then perhaps you need to rethink your business model and staffing needs, as it is clearly unsustainable.

Celebrities › Re: Sisi Alagbo Mistakenly Leaked Our Sex Tape - Husband, Akeem Adesola by Mountbatten: 10:56pm On May 03

The plan worked because I never knew of their existence till their "leaked" tape.

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 7:20pm On May 03

sultaan:
How do you explain difference in a Corvette and Corvette ZR1
Civic and Civic Si
Corolla Hatchback and Corolla GR
Focus SE vs Focus RS

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 7:19pm On May 03

MrSly:
Xle also come in 4cylinders. While le also comes in 6cylinders. Just understand that the xle and le stuff is all about comfort not engine capacity.

I never said XLE is about engine capacity but the highest trims usually comes with the highest engine capacity and that's a fact.

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 11:56am On May 03

Freeeelancer:
Which car 4m fit buy

Nothing worth using

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 11:55am On May 03

MrSly:
Full option has nothing to do with engine capacity.

Then explain why for example the "fullest option" Honda Accord has a touring version with 6 cyl while the base version has 4 cyl? What about the Camry, why does the base version have 4 cyl and the XLE 6 cyl? I could go on but it's obvious why.

Family › Re: My Husband Caught Me Cheating, Asked Me To Keep The Affair But I'm Confused by Mountbatten: 1:26pm On May 02

It's over as men don't forget cheating and he'll continue to punish her over the course of their already failed marriage. Women and greed is so underestimated as it often leads to their demise. A woman caught cheating is a dangerous one and he could end up losing his life if he stays

Car Talk › Re: Full Options In Vehicles by Mountbatten: 1:22pm On May 02

"Full option" is the highest trim you can get in a car model. Think of memory seats, better speakers, enhanced infotainment, refined interior and exterior details, sun/moon/pano roof, better rims and bumpers, better headlights, ventilated seats, higher engine capacity, better suspensions etc.

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Car Talk › Re: Camry 013 Vs Corolla 2013: Please House Urgent Assistant On Which Car To Choose by Mountbatten: 1:20pm On May 02

The Camry is a no brainer as the mpg you save is negligible in the long run at the expense of better performance, cabin room and features.

Romance › Re: Men Should Practice "Financial Celibacy" Until Marriage by Mountbatten: 1:17pm On May 02

~~Men~~ boys these days don't have what it takes to lead women without opening their wallets. They're the reason why these entitled daughters of Eve think they're owed something. A simp and his wallet shall be parted and they'll learn the hard way.

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Celebrities › Re: Blessing CEO Reportedly Petitioned By EFCC Over Fake Cancer And ₦18m Rent Scam by Mountbatten: 12:51pm On Apr 30

Who is she and why should we care about her?

Career › Re: What are the Best Career Paths in Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 12:47pm On Apr 30

Accounting: Tax, Actuary, Audit, Risk Management, M&A, Investment Banking
Human Resources: Internal, Consulting
Technology: Network Engineer, Cybersecurity, DevOps, Database Administration, Software Developer/Engineering, IT Audit

These pathways always have job openings and will guarantee you a solid career across different sectors.

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