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Career / Re: Before You Accept That GROSS Salary, Here's Are Steps To Calculate Your Net Pay by Mountbatten: 12:20am On Jul 26, 2023 |
oluplus: Pension, medicals and other benefits are not usually added to net to avoid tax on other incentives. Your taxable income is your net and this was just high level accounting. |
Career / Re: Before You Accept That GROSS Salary, Here's Are Steps To Calculate Your Net Pay by Mountbatten: 5:01pm On Jul 25, 2023 |
1st class but can't break down simple concept smh. Just do 20% of your gross. For example Gross: ₦3,500,000 Tax: 20% Therefore, multiply Gross x Tax to know what government takes from your gross as tax. ₦3,500,000×20% = ₦700,000 To get your net pay, subtract your gross from how much government takes ₦3,500,000 – ₦700,000 Net Pay= ₦2,800,000 To get your monthly pay, divide your net pay by 12 ₦2,800,000/12 Monthly pay = ₦233,333.33 In summary, if your gross is ₦3,500,000 with tax at 20%, your net pay is ₦2,800,000 and your salary is ₦233,333.33 or just ask for your payslip. 4 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The BBNaija "All Stars" 2023 Male Housemates (Profile And Pictures) by Mountbatten: 10:45am On Jul 25, 2023 |
I really struggle to see what the average simpleton sees in this sort of “reality” TV show. I blame the high unemployment rate in Nigeria for making these randoms into believing they actually add value to society, as they tend to feel self-important because of their jobless fans. 1 Like 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The BBNaija "All Stars" 2023 Female Housemates (Profile And Pictures) by Mountbatten: 10:42am On Jul 25, 2023 |
I really struggle to see what the average simpleton sees in this sort of “reality” TV show. Took some time to actually go through these profiles, and they seemed so washed up. Lots of “has-been” who don't want to let go of the “spotlight”. I blame the high unemployment rate in Nigeria for making these randoms into believing they actually add value to society, as they tend to feel self-important because of their jobless fans. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Your Salary At Hand ? by Mountbatten: 10:43am On Jul 24, 2023 |
DanielsParker: ₦100k isn't liveable salary in Lagos. Anything lower than ₦250k for entry level in 2023 is poverty tbh. To add a bit of context, ₦100k is $117.65… 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: 45 Years Old Still Living With His Parents by Mountbatten: 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
The question is, what the hell have you been doing for 27 years of your adult life? |
Car Talk / Re: Young Nigerian Man Recreates His Own "Mercedes G Wagon" (Pics/Video) by Mountbatten: 8:57pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
How many HP? 🤭 |
Travel / Re: Why Is Flight Price Now Expensive In Nigeria (picture) by Mountbatten: 9:29am On Jul 22, 2023 |
Demand and supply simple. |
Family / Re: 38 Years Old, 40k Salary, 5 Children Living In One Room by Mountbatten: 2:30pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
Are we supposed to feel sorry for you? How can someone earning this low keep reproducing so many kids? You are an irresponsible person who doesn't deserve any help. Man up and deal with your own problem. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Health / Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Mountbatten: 2:22pm On Jul 19, 2023 |
You could send me pics to confirm. 😒
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed People, Are You Happy With How Your Parents/family Are Treating You? by Mountbatten: 1:56pm On Jul 19, 2023 |
Count yourself lucky they let you in. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor Shares Her Battle With Loneliness In The UK by Mountbatten: 11:59pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
This is what happens when you focus on your career and forget to build character and personality. Besides her cosy job, what else has she got to offer that makes her stand out from a guy's POV? The thing about “the abroad” is no one gives a flying toss about you. It's worse if you're a black woman, as you're at the bottom of the dating ladder. My advice is she should go get some real hobbies, begin to volunteer for causes she believes in as a way to meet new people. Join local communities and be humble, as men are not impressed by a woman's career or income. Men don't want to date men, so women need to stop trying to be one. 5 Likes |
Travel / Re: World's Most Powerful Passport: Singapore Overtakes Japan, Nigeria ranks 90th by Mountbatten: 11:01pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
The Nigerian passport is as useless as a misplaced passport at an immigration checkpoint |
Romance / Re: Adamawa Vigilante Marries Pretty Norwegian (photos) by Mountbatten: 10:47pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Where's members of her family? TF? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can You Manage 150k Salary In Lagos?? by Mountbatten: 6:29pm On Jul 17, 2023 |
easzypeaszy: I'm almost certain OP will be going to work every day. Have you seen struggle when looking to find transport after closing time? It's hell abeg. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can You Manage 150k Salary In Lagos?? by Mountbatten: 7:11pm On Jul 16, 2023 |
easzypeaszy: That place is too far abeg. Can't imagine if OP has a job on the Island, they better find another job or they'll be miserable. |
Family / Re: Who Are The Real Middle Class In Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 6:07pm On Jul 16, 2023 |
I've found this thread quite shocking. In my opinion, anything lower than ₦350,000 – ₦500,000 per month in this current economy cannot be branded middle class. To add a bit of context, ₦350,000 is $430 while ₦500,000 is $614. How can any reasonable person say that earning this per annum is middle class? ₦500,000 per month isn't as much as you think, just ask those who are around this income bracket. It's average class at best for a single person. To be truly comfortable in Lagos or Abuja, one should be earning at least ₦750,000 – ₦1,500,000 per month as that gives you enough wiggle room plus decent savings. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: Who Are The Real Middle Class In Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 5:56pm On Jul 16, 2023 |
NigerianAngelo: I hope this is per month not annum. |
Family / Re: Who Are The Real Middle Class In Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 5:53pm On Jul 16, 2023 |
samsard: What's this location? |
Family / Re: Who Are The Real Middle Class In Nigeria? by Mountbatten: 5:52pm On Jul 16, 2023 |
bravehost4u: That can never be a middle class area in Lagos unless say na container you dey sleep lol! |
Romance / Re: Your Partner Confessed To Cheating... by Mountbatten: 10:33am On Jul 16, 2023 |
I would try to understand why they cheated, before parting ways with them. The fact they took the easy way out without talking things through means that trust or commitment is broken. Relationship no be by force |
Travel / Re: UK To Increase Visa Fees, Health Charges For Migrants by Mountbatten: 2:59pm On Jul 15, 2023 |
ChristineC: Let's stop pretending a majority of those who go to UK for masters are going there to study. It's an expensive means to an uncertain end. |
Family / Re: For The Married Peeps What Are The Things Nobody Told You About Marriage? by Mountbatten: 11:31am On Jul 15, 2023 |
Basiljoe: Well lil' bro, be prepared for premium shege if you think oynibo is any different. PS: You will become a second class citizen in the eye of the law. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: For The Married Peeps What Are The Things Nobody Told You About Marriage? by Mountbatten: 11:17am On Jul 15, 2023 |
AlphaHakimi: You sabi how e dey go. A boy truly becomes a man the moment he's able to understand the sacrifices his father made for the family. 5 Likes |
Family / Re: For The Married Peeps What Are The Things Nobody Told You About Marriage? by Mountbatten: 11:14am On Jul 15, 2023 |
fortunechy: Remind me of the responsibilities the poor have… 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I’m Shy Around Guys, How Do I Overcome The Shyness by Mountbatten: 10:00am On Jul 15, 2023 |
Wallahi it's giving LGTV vibes 13 Likes
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Health / Re: My Dick Girth Has Reduced Drastically Please Help by Mountbatten: 9:58am On Jul 15, 2023 |
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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Palliative: What Can You Do With N8,000? by Mountbatten: 9:50am On Jul 15, 2023 |
₦8,000.00 is sufficient to purchase a bundle of roasted corn and sprinkles of Garri 😁 |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows New Curvy Body After Surgery by Mountbatten: 5:02pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Probably smells like dung 🤢 4 Likes
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Business / Re: UK Pounds Sells Above N1,000/£1 At Black Market For 5 Straight Days by Mountbatten: 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Would like to see a comparison between the number of people who Japa this year compared to last year with the current exchange rate and the recent update to the UK immigration laws. |
Family / Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by Mountbatten: 5:21pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Olarewaju89: So why post someone else's kids? 🤡 |
Family / Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by Mountbatten: 5:22am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Olarewaju89: You're a pathetic liar. Those aren't your kids.
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