themosthigh:
Why will a person want to break free from masturbation? It is a very enjoyable and healthy act through which you can mentally sleep with whomever you wish, wherever, whenever and however you wish. I have been doing it about 3-7 times daily for 37 years.
While masturbatiing, I have slept with actresses, musicians, friends wives, mothers and children. Sometimes I even fantisize about raping and homosexual copulation or having sex with biblical women like esther and Mary. It is good because even though i am rich, with enough money to molest people sexually and go free, I have never molested anyone. Nothing beats parking your tinted air conditioned S class or Land cruiser in a Nigerian university, spreading your legs and jerking off to passing university girls and imagining penetrating their cute backsides.I have never for one day tried to sexually assault anyone. I know I am a pervert and sexual deviant, but I am fine with it. I understand myself and cannot change my imagination.

Dear, how you operate is not totally unusual, but it is absolutely wrong. To be turned on by everything and be able to orgasm from the pleasure is a fault in your psychological build. Please if you have so much money like you say, try and see a therapist. A psychologist, a professional who can help you. It’s not about religion or morals, but if you keep on with this, one day you may actually assault somebody. You are a lot crazier than you acknowledge.

tuniski:

Demola adeleke is better than buhari. Anyway, why didn't you support continuity that suddenly you are preaching in Osun,why?

Congratulate PDP as the winner life is turn by turn.

You are one the most ignorant people here! Go to the comedy section, you belong there.

yungchivvy:
Shut up abeg. Na una dey kill Nigeria with rubbish talk talk

no, you shut up!

Paris anybody?

I was with a Frenchman�. . Last month I was at the polo club; A friend of mine who is a horse fanatic had repeatedly invited me, so I thought I could use some time out with his horses. He was there with a horse, all in love and whatever, but since I don't joke with my existence as a beautiful, complete bodied human being, I kept my distance. When I was about 7yrs old, my dad had told me a story of a horse stumping a man to death in Ibadan, so there was no way I was climbing on a horse or letting a horse climb me�. .

I felt someone stand beside me, from the overwhelming smell of Men cologne in MY air. I rolled my eyes in disgust, my sense of smell is terrible, I never smell anything; this person must have bathed with the only thing. I looked to my side with a smile, and it was a young white man, sleeves folded to his elbows. At this point, I am more disgusted, now I'm thinking " Could he have used so much cologne because he thought Nigeria as a black country smells bad? This must be racist!!!".. Trying hard to maintain my smile, he stretched his right hand to me and said "Hello, how are you?" I replied "French?" And we both burst into laughter. That was a major moment of pride for me, I didn't spend over 7 years of my life watching Ratatouille and not know a French man talk���. .



We have been really good friends since then, he speaks some English, I speak some French, especially "ooh la la ��" I find his accent super sexy and he finds mine sexy too�. . Recently we had an argument, and he was pretty upset. Standing opposite me and trying to prove his point, he raised his voice just a little bit, and he was talking a lot, I was struggling to keep up, as his French was constantly interfering with his English.. And that was literally the sexiest thing ever!! You know how they say their " R", gosh!!. While he was busy angry, I sat across the table grinning to my ears��, amused at how he pronounced his words, that moment got me bad. . Now I'm thinking in mind; " Are you done? Can we fvck already?�".. Oh sorry for the inappropriate choice of word "Can we have some sex now?���"

PastorAji:
my sis how far?
No mind that kestolove95 personally I ditched all girls I was having then to marry my wife and dem fine pass her

I'm good bro.

Hunry:
Mudafucka, i trust you. wer av u bin

Lol here. Thank you.

kestolove95:
am not well behave and no lady can snatch my husband

I am not well behaved, and I will still snatch him. Lol if your husband is rich tho, I checked your profile, you don't look like you married a rich man to me.

Queendoncom:

We've already contacted our doctor. He said it's the ulcer. But she's still coughing out blood.

Apparently you and the people around you are ignorant, and you most probably don't have an education. Your sister has been coughing blood, you don't have human feelings enough to rush her to the hospital, and she can not kneel down and beg you to not finish what you started. The only reason you have not taken her to the hospital is because you want her to die. And I don't even want to think that a parent is there with their two eyes open. Smh. You called "your doctor" and he said its probably her ulcer; and you were like OK bye. You are a liar. No trained med professional will say "its probably her ulcer, enjoy your Christmas bye." You didn't call a doctor, you are crying wolf.

MhizzAJ:
Bleach...bleacher...bleachest

Go and bleach your own!!! Na jealousy go kill you.

20:03. I beg you Lord.
Modified; thank u Lord.

NwaObinkita:
Okay na
Disadvantages of child labour.


Why will a 14year old girl cook beans for you when your wife is at home?

Ok, I wanted to insult your whole generation but I changed my mind.

Rogovo20 you have issues; Compound issues. If you continue to deprive yourself of peace of mind, you will just die. Your wife and you are two different individuals from different sources who have decided to come together to live and grow old together as a family, in PEACE. If its not working, get out, its not rocket science!!!!!!! Your wife is either not getting enough from you or she just wants to have fun, either ways there's not much you can do, so let her be! If u don't want to leave because of your kids, Cool. Talk to her calmly about how you really love her and would never cheat, as much as you can; give her good sex, care for her, buy her gifts, help her with chores, gist with her, gossip with her, send her random texts saying you love her, drop romantic notes for her in the bathroom; slip them into her purse, compliment her food,go to the gym with her, go to church with her, pray with her ( let her be the one to lead the prayers mostly, it works for guilt conscience) STOP trailing her. That is all you are required to do. IT IS NOT YOUR DUTY TO QUESTION HER, IT'S GOD's.

Jaynom:
1.Space - very important, we love you but don't choke us let's breathe a little. I can't call, see, chat with you everyday. Let me miss you a little
2.BlòwJòb - VERY IMPORTANT
3. Don't talk our ears off. Sometimes we need you to Just keep quiet.
4. Know how to cook
5. Be Emotionally intelligent.

I can't date you, or any one alike. You are very ignorant about how love operates.

TrapQueen77:


How i wish i can do that, but i cant...this type of character he is emphasizing was adopted from the western..

How you wish u could do what? Not have to give your parents stuff? You are sick! Oh sorry, you were not raised right AT ALL.

I love this song already.

SorftWerk:
hahahhahaha!you think I'm ugly? Read this!

https://www.nairaland.com/3715777/girlfrnd-says-shes-uncomfortable-because


So I guess she couldn't wait for me to break her heart, then she did first... I'm even hotter than your man!

Hahahaha. I can't laugh abeg. If you look good and have money, just relax you will get a good one soon. Just let miss opportunist go. Take care.

SorftWerk:
I'm really sad right now... I never saw it coming, been dating this girl for 2 months now, she always calls me to check how I'm doing, most times that i don't have airtime on my phone, she calls to know how I'm doing and if I've eaten and all that, we never had issues for once except the day I tried to kiss her and she slapped me then apologized... I took it as nothing and we continued in peace, I see to her every needs, surprise her sometimes with some bank alerts, try my best to see her almost everyday.. We were just totally fine until something happened!

This morning, I was still working out at home when I heard my phone vibrating, I checked it and it was her call, I was breathing heavily from my workout and I can't control my breath, so I picked up. As soon as she heard me panting, she changed her voice and asked me what I was doing, I told her I was having my morning exercises,she still doubted me and asked me to tell her the truth, I repeated my self, then tried to change the topic by asking her if she misses me, she replied with "I don't know" hmmm, I asked her if she's eaten, she said no and I asked why, then she said she has no food to eat, then I said I was gonna prepare some food for her to be brought in the afternoon, "this was another surprise " she was shocked hearing it will be brought in the afternoon instead of morning, still she said OK like she was okay with it.

I quickly got the kitchen and prepared jollof rice for her as fast as I could and dressed it in a cooler before hitting the road, when I got to her place, she was surprised to see me, she asked me to come in, gave me an hug and took the food, (note that, I sent her 50k last week oo) so while she was eating, I noticed her hair wasn't done and it's scattered, I querried her about it and she said she has no money, didn't want to sound bossy by asking her about the last week's 50k, then I sent her another 30k through my mobile banking application, after which she smiled and said thank you.


We continued discussing then she finished with the food, I tried kissing her but she moved her face, telling me there's something she wants to discuss with me, my heart started racing fast, but I composed my self and asked her to speak, then she told me she'll be going to osun state next week, and she won't be coming back soon, and moreover that she's fed up of me... I couldn't wait to hear the rest I quickly took my food flask and bounced from her room heart broken, feeling used and denied, she kept calling me back saying she was joking but i'm gone already, I rode back home and saw her missed calls on my phone, she even hid numbers to call me, what is she calling me for? Why is this life so complicated when it comes to relationships?

What do I do from here? Every girl seem to only wanna use me and leave, why!

If this is true, then u must be darn ugly! I can relate to how "not so good looking" men, try to cover up with money but then some ugliness can not just be managed. And as regards to that girl, My guy she really "maga" you. Dump her as*s and move on.

Statsocial:

Doctors produced by our federal and state universities. But Amokeme having gone to that health centre often during my Stay in CU i was never misdiagnosed. The only problem i had was with the drivers of the med shuttle bus. But when i complained to Azu i got a feeling that the drivers weren't really employed by CU but d LFC anyway we must get to the root of this matter.

Did you really have to add that the doctors there were produced by state and federal schools? Did they go through any form of examination by CU before being employed or not? Who employed them? The government as well? Does it change the fact that the hospital doesn't have good doctors? That someone just died due to that? No it doesn't! I don't care if they pay you to do that, but a promising young man just died, its not the time to take sides.

You've been moving with the wrong crowd

I don't know why u deactivated, but please I want to move with the right crowd.

MIB1:
My fiancee confided in me two days ago that she had an incest relationship with her cousin yrs back. She said she told me cos she loves me and wouldn't want to hide anything from me. I love her too and still want to marry her but I am devastated by the news

She said she has fasted and asked God for forgiveness.

I have prayed on her behalf too severally,

I am supposed to come to Nigeria for our wedding next month . pls help nairalanders. I feel so pained . I need wise counsel .

She talks too much! That info was quite unnecessary. Immediately u become born again, you are free. As long as she has been forgiven by God and washed of the blood, no curse will stand my dear. Its all gone. Pretend like it didn't happen and go on with the plans.. Its really nothing.

I just want love.

[quote author=BlindAngel post=53328671]Any body that voted for Buhari and still supporting him till date, will die this Night.[/quot

metallisc:


wonder no more babe....

Now metallisc has been banned.

Tezcatlipoca:


Thank you. And I don't "self service ".
Will find time to visit one asap.

LOL. I don't mean to pry, but how's your social life like? Are u a man of God? Are you seeing a woman? Do you have certain health issues restricting you? I'm curious, I want to learn something.

Tezcatlipoca:


Yes I am o. I move mostly with escort and no much privacy at all. My movement are always monitored. Believe me. One of the reasons it's been 3 years I had it last.

Young man, you don't have any excuse not to have visited the doctor a long time ago. Don't joke with stuff like that. Go to a doctor and get yourself checked. So we know you've gotten yourself through these years by "self servicing" does it happen when u do that as well?

iamphotoshoot:



You have very little sense.
The state government doesn't operate with Magic. If, no one reports the incidence, the government wouldn't know, and nothing would be done.
Be rest assured that now that they do, efforts would be made to avoid any danger.
Think before you comment next time ma'am

I had not even seen this before I typed to her. Supposed graduates and under graduates.

Captainbells:
And that state is supposed to have a government in charge??

Sweetheart I have noticed your comments on front page threads, coolies! But please before you put up a comment, read the post, read the post again, take a deep breath, relax get your brain involved then go ahead and type. Don't just jump to it. No offense intended. Thank you in advance.

Dongreat:
Certainly it's BRYMO. Like you said the dude lyrics and voice is top notch but unfortunately he's from a country where major listen to loud beats with meaningless lyrics. Music is ART and peeps like BRYMO, ASA, DAREY, MI, knows how to practice it. Noise makers include Olamide, Phyno, Lil Kesh, Traffic warden Kcee, and even Dbanj. It's not all about money for some including me but the serenity that follows after a good, nice and tasteful music. When those noise makers are old they will certainly feel ashamed about their music cos generation then will see it as a joke. Remember tony tetula "bash my car", yes a hit back then but a joke, a very big one now . What about Marvin Gaye "Sexual Healing" or "Lady in Red", yes I know, absolutely classic

Ps: Airforce1 is not a Musi or even a cian but a broke dude who show off always with generic perfumes, some worn out 3 pieces of N500 notes and his 8"inch plasma TV.

You are smart!

Jobia:
you mean wande autotune coal?

Oh don't be silly!

Mustiboy:
I have a friend that's more like a bro to me and I love him the way he loves me too.
I came back home one fateful day around November last year to find my friend sleeping in our sitting room late at might. I was suprised as to what was going on but since my younger bro was asleep and my mum wasn't home, I decided to let him be.
In the morning, He explained to me that somebody wanted to harm him and His family so they had to seek refuge, He further explained that our house was the only place he could come and and he'd be staying for just a week and that everything would've dried down by then. I explained to my mum when she came and she agreed though not willingly but because I pressed Her.
Fast forward to a week, His family had returned to their home and as expected of him, He should return too. But I was astounded when I started hearing my friend saying He liked staying with us that he was not willing to go back home. I didn't even say anything.
The following day, He left at night and i was relieved for I've always wanted to be secluded. I just love being alone and I felt my friend was depriving me and my family of our privacy. My friend is the type that talks a lot and he'll never let you be and me that I love being alone, I'd just put my earpiece in my ears and rock some musics.
So, that night, I was in the sitting room just relaxing when I heard a knock on the door. I made for the door and on opening it, it was my friend I saw. And he didn't just come alone this time, He came with His bags, bags filled with clothes and other things. I was suprised, we never talked about it. I just watched him as he entered with a smile. I dared not ask him anything for I felt He'd be hurt. My brother too was suprised and we were just dumbfounded.
The following day, my mum asked me what was going on and I couldn't give a cogent explanation. She said there's nothing she could sha and even gave him a bed.
Now, my friend has been living with us, it's now a year. I was with a friend yesterday and He was asking me if my friend ever even have plans to leave our house. I thought about it cause I feel my friend is just depriving us of our privacy, He knows the things he shouldn't know about our family. He knows just too much. Whenever we cook, He gets his plate filed coz my mum knows he eats a lot. Though he's grateful, I just hate when He complains of being hungry still after whenever we've finished eating. So, he's insinuating that we're not giving him enough? My dad died last year April and now a new man comes to our house to see my mum and my friend knows about this too. It's just so embarrassing! Pls, what do I do? I'm not brave enough to tell him to His face
*modified*
I told him My Mum said(don't want him to start behaving anyhow towards me) it's high time He left that there's a family issue we don't want him to be involved in and that it's best He leaves. He just "ok, no problem" and left the house.
It's over 30mins now and he hasn't come back. Hope I've done well guys

I'm very sorry to say this, but you are kind of very dull. Anyways, I hope he didn't leave any of his stuff behind? If he did, call him today on phone and talk to him politely about coming to take them. By this time tomorrow if he hasn't come, pack everything, I mean every damn thing and take them to his family house. After that, remember to call him and inform him about what you have done so he doesn't bother coming to your house.