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HealthRe: Oluchi Okoro Dies At COOU Teaching Hospital Amaku In Hands Of Student Doctors by Mpanyi: 9:30pm On Dec 22, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The way these girls freely said 'I love you' to themselves is a story for another day.


Back to the story,
This story would have been complete with a picture of Oluchi's corpse.
Please don't write rubbish here. This is so pathetic. What is happening to almost all our systems?
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Who Converted From Islamic Families Share Your Stories by Mpanyi: 9:57am On Dec 17, 2017
bughead:
literary speaking Catholic worship idol! (Mary status)


Why will you hold a rosary for protection huh


It doesn't make sense!
Seems you are no longer sure Catholics worship Mary. If not, why literally speaking? For your question, believe whatever you think as I like people like you to continue wallowing in your ignorance or misguided belief.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Who Converted From Islamic Families Share Your Stories by Mpanyi: 9:53am On Dec 17, 2017
[quote author=bughead post=63356012]Let him give his life to Christ Jesus and not mother Mary! That's when he will be a true convert[/quo

For you whatever you think is true. Sorry
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Who Converted From Islamic Families Share Your Stories by Mpanyi: 9:27am On Dec 17, 2017
bughead:
nope!

You shall identify demons by there word and what there preach!

Catholic only talk about Mary while Jesus said no one come through the father except through me!

Why will I come through mother of Mary and be wearing Mary status charms for protection? cry
And in your warped thinking Catholics came to the Father through Mary. Pharisees who claimed to love the Father more, claiming Jesus was blaspheming, were far better than you.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Who Converted From Islamic Families Share Your Stories by Mpanyi: 9:23am On Dec 17, 2017
bughead:
converting from frypan to fire!

Catholic is a demonic church so therefore you haven't really converted to Christian
Wise man, help him convert to the godly church then. Mind you the godly church was/is the one Christ told Peter he would build the curch on him and the gate of shall not prevail against and anything he Peter binds on earth is bound in heave. NB: church (singular) not churches
Christianity EtcRe: What Made You Fall In Love With The Church You're Worshipping? by Mpanyi: 7:31am On Dec 17, 2017
Addiction. Na so. Addiction to Catholicism
PoliticsRe: 89 Percent Of Nigerians Not Happy Under Buhari - Okorocha by Mpanyi: 11:32am On Dec 11, 2017
webbro007:
JUNGLE DON MATURE
When Shade graduated from the University, she was so excited she was about her strong 2.1. It will get her a good paying job in a financial institution immediately after her NYSC.
She was sure her pay will be nothing less than 150k monthly and she will also be living in her own apartment.
During NYSC, she was posted to a school to teach accounting in SSS 1 class.
Nothing spoil, all her colleagues were posted like that too.
She enjoyed the selfies, fun times with her lodge people and the whole khaki experience and absconding from PPA for days.
The allawee nor reach anywhere but, hey, 1 text message to the right person at home fills her account again.
Time for POP, she will miss her friends, the excess time to play on their hands, the bonding, and all.
More selfies than few and she was on her way home ready to take on the world.
I day passed
everybody is pretty still excited to have her home.
1 week passed
She was basically regaining her lost weight and eating all the good food she had missed
1 month passed
She starts to get bored of the routine house chores. No response from all the many applications she Put in, no response yet from all the people who promised her jobs.
The only one that she was called for interview offered 40k per month....8-5pm...
Waaaaaatttt? God forbid, After 4years with a BSC in accounting? Strong 2.1?
She isn't about to belittle herself or insult her BSC so she will pass.
2 years passed
Sharp 2.1 is frustrated, still at home going for message up and down. She is tired of the boredom.
Waking up and even if she had where to go, there is no money to go!!
Up to sanitary pad, she has to ask for money to buy.
She manages to take some cash from mums purse, and as she is about to hop a taxi....
She meets Ope, the 3rd class graduate. Her back seat classmate. After a brief exchange of pleasantries, they part ways...
Ope drives a good car.
Ope has a good federal job paying 120k per month with leave option.
Ope is married with 1 baby girl
Instead of going her destination, Shade heads back home.....
This time in hot tears, wailing.....
She is depressed, angry at life, the society, the Church, God, she is angry at everything.
Maybe it's a curse from her Mother's and fathers side.
At this point JUNGLE DON MATURE (by now you know what it means), situation has become critical.
As much as Shade is my imaginary friend
......
There are many Shade's reading this.
Listen,
Wipe your tears....
Don't give up just yet....
You might not be at your choice job or opportunity yet but what so ever your hand finds to do now, do well to the best of your ability and to the glory of God.
Find something to do,
Drop your pride and pick a noble hussle....
Sometimes you might need to take up the 40k job when your training and degree is worth # 150k monthly. You won't be at it for long, gather the experience.
Pick multiple hussles if need be, don't worry, you will not die,
Soon you will be so good at what you do, your desired jobs or opportunities will come looking for you.
Learn a skill you can monetize, if not handwork, maybe an idea or service you can monetize...
You are a graduate, you can even pick a menial hussle and love-vendor it, give it some swag.
Laundry and dry cleaning services,
Home catering services,
Home and office cleaning and maintenance services,
Android Phone Engineer
lunch chef
Don't sit down lamenting about how people who you thought you were better than are enjoying the good things in your place ....
Sometimes it could be a real jungle after NYSCyear.....
And sometimes, you are in a critical situation especially financially and in searching for a voice to your purpose and dreams, sometimes jungle go Don true true Mature for you.
But remember who the king of the jungle is?
It's the Lion, the one that roars and the jungle quacks.
Yes, and you are of that clan....
You are a Lion.
You roar and you dominate your Jungle...
Child of God, don't stop believing, don't stop trusting, don't stop prophesying.
Keep pressing, and press from your rest that your life already ended in glory.
I trust God's spirit for lofty ideas for you.
It's not time to conclude on yourself yet.....
You still have time to Shake your world.
Great piece
CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Starts #SupportSARS Campaign, See Reason by Mpanyi: 7:05am On Dec 11, 2017
may they meant minority not majority
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Wants The ‘lord’s Prayer’ Changed by Mpanyi: 4:00pm On Dec 10, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The Antichrist will come from the Catholic church.
How will anyone want to rewrite or give value to the words of Jesus Christ?


The pope can brainwash his Catholics,
But he should not try it with me if not I'd use a bible to smash his head.
Think una say e done come already. Confused you!
CrimeRe: My Blood Sister Abused Me For 7 Years - Man by Mpanyi: 7:26pm On Dec 09, 2017
I shake my head for people saying family matters here. Family matter where a sister wanted to kill her brother. What type of family matter. He should seek for justice it's never late
PoliticsRe: Governor Obiano Constructs Nengo Bridge, Nteje Oyi LGA (Photos) by Mpanyi: 4:20pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
Am not from anambara, but i can say he works more than some governors.
Forget that person. Opposition will always be there with their prayer that their enemies do nothing or seen to do nothing.
CrimeRe: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Mpanyi: 3:55pm On Dec 05, 2017
fuckerstard:
If a police man asks to see my phone, I don't see any reason why I would refuse to give him.

I give them my phone to check anytime cos I've got nothing to hide, if you refuse to obey them you just gave them authorization to apply force.

It took me a while to understand the police, before you leave your house search yourself 3 times.
Pls stop all this nonsense. It's we the citizens that encourage the police. You may be one though. Who knows. Police have no right to your phone. From having right to yoyr phone they will graduate to another thing. . Let's try the little we can to create a civil society by asserting our rights and encouraging people who do same.
CelebritiesRe: Open Letter To Eedris Abdulkareem By Kola Onifoto, Naval Officer by Mpanyi: 12:58pm On Dec 05, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked


Thank you kolapo!

However, it is madness to advice a mad man.
Hahahaha
CrimeRe: Egyptian Lawyer Al-Wahsh Jailed For "Lady Wearing Ripped Jeans Deserve Rape" by Mpanyi: 11:28am On Dec 05, 2017
proudly233:
That guy needs a beat from SARS
This is how we glorify evil in this country. Glorifying SARS that's all you achieved by your comment.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Take On Harvest And Bazaar? by Mpanyi: 12:22pm On Dec 03, 2017
Why bring topics that will only polarize Christians here?
CrimeRe: Anambra Teacher Dies After Flogging Student In Her Class (Photos) by Mpanyi: 3:46pm On Dec 01, 2017
nkwuocha:
You're senseless for quoting nonsence.
And you're full of sense for introducing the new word 'nonsence' in English vocabulary. A Nobel Prize awaits you for this.
CrimeRe: Anambra Teacher Dies After Flogging Student In Her Class (Photos) by Mpanyi: 2:44pm On Dec 01, 2017
nkwuocha:
Im not in support of her death.Go back to my first post coconut head.Nobody flogs my childand go free.I go flog that person back.
You've been talking nonsense here. Go and rest.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man And His Older British Wife Enjoy Their Honeymoon In Ekiti. by Mpanyi: 6:34pm On Nov 27, 2017
No know who to pity. The woman or the guy
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics: Today Is Christ The King Sunday, As We Mark The Beginning Of Advent by Mpanyi: 6:26pm On Nov 26, 2017
Why do some catholic give such expensive attention to some attention seekers here wriiting just for attention and mention. Sadly some fellow catholics are falling for that.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Gave Us Human Meat As Suya – Sobowale by Mpanyi: 2:07pm On Nov 26, 2017
Tell that to the Fulanis
Christianity EtcRe: Is Daddy Freeze The Problem With Nigerian Christianity? by Mpanyi: 1:27pm On Nov 26, 2017
Thought you had something intelligent to say but I was disappointed. Whenever you people want to talk church thus church that, name the churches or the prayer houses or whatever. You can't lump my church catholic with others. You can't lump anglican and other churches that have been there for ages with the so called churches that started just yesterday, that don't know yet why they came into being at first place.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by Mpanyi: 3:05pm On Nov 20, 2017
PETUK:
he's not a Pope, he does not bow to Mary
I rather bow to Mary than worship money. Infact I rather bow to you as a child of God if you are one than worship money.
EducationRe: Teacher From Sokoto State And His English On Facebook (Photos) by Mpanyi: 8:48pm On Nov 17, 2017
imparting knowledge to, not impacting into. Meanwhile your point is noted.
Christianity EtcRe: Policeman Opens Car Door For Apostle Johnson Suleman, Nigerians React (Photo) by Mpanyi: 3:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
Why push this nonsense to front page?
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: 'Vote & Die' - IPOB Members Protest In Onitsha (Video/Photos) by Mpanyi: 5:48pm On Nov 10, 2017
The assholes cannot stop Anambra election. They just want to instil fear into people.
CrimeRe: Headless Body Of A Lady In A Suitcase In Benin Dumped On Road (Graphic Photos) by Mpanyi: 8:15pm On Nov 09, 2017
Nigeria is losing it. I can't see any country where all these senseless killings will be taking place and the leaders will be doing as if not is happening. Nigeria has lost it. Police has lost it. All the security agents are a failure. Only miracle will save the country. Not as in breakup but as in value for human life and working of different institutions.
CrimeRe: Forced Marriage: Abducted Teenager Freed From Emir’s Palace by Mpanyi: 8:54am On Nov 06, 2017
sarrki:
Religion should be a personal thing

I will say without mincing words

Religion have not changed our lives

Nigerians are one of the most religious country on earth yet all the vices the two religion preached against is what you find us doing

Ranging from lies, corruption, adultery, formication and many more
Stop the diversion and discuss the issue on ground or you shut up
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Biblical Procedures For Burial? by Mpanyi: 10:25am On Nov 05, 2017
Caseless:
that you eat through your mouth, that's the biblical way. Eat through your nose, and you've committed sin.

Now, tell us the Christian or biblical way of burying the dead.

Just a day before yesterday, a Christian man from akwa ibom was complaining bitterly how everything is wrong with the burial process. How unnecessary weight is put on the bereaved. How churches take gin or hot to receive the news of dear. How you buy casket of 500k to bury someone. How some wh do not have money leave their loved ones in mortuary or sell family land to bury the dead.
You put the person below the earth. Is that not enough Christian way of burial? Some topics are just necessary.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Biblical Procedures For Burial? by Mpanyi: 10:02am On Nov 05, 2017
summerflame:
I won't talk about your Islamic religion.. But I just wanna remind u of how daft u are foe the above comment...
Whatever! For Islamic religion whatever, wonder what my comment or I got to do with Islam.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Biblical Procedures For Burial? by Mpanyi: 9:32am On Nov 05, 2017
Christians please stop all this nonsense. Why try always to bring Christianity to ridicule one way or another? Why not ask about the biblical way you eat amala, tuwo or akpu? You can as well ask if the above mentioned foods are biblical. I felt like calling someone name but I had to restrain myself.
Car TalkRe: Why Use Your Handbrake When The Gear Is On Park(p) by Mpanyi: 7:22am On Nov 05, 2017
greenhulk:
Ignorance. Handbrake is more useful than u think. Have u ever wondered why it is difficult to engage ur grear while u are parked on a slope? Ha ha u think it's normal and harmless for u to be engaging ur gear with force and a loud bang? That is because the transmission is resting on the slope, it can wear ur transmission faster. The right way to park is first engage ur handbrake while ur foot is on the foot brake. Then put ur car in park. That way the handbrake stops the car from rolling and the transmission will be free. So that when u want to get ur car out of park it will be so easy without that loud bang.

Also useful when u parallel park on a very steel slope, let's say a car is parked closely behind u. When u want to move forward, on engaging drive, u would want to take ur foot off the brake to accelerate, ur car might back up before going forward due to the steep slope thereby hitting the car behind u. But with handbrake engaged that can be avoided. Just floor the throttle before releasing hand brake.
Thanks. Learned something now.
CrimeRe: Policemen Drinking Beer At Onitsha Motor Park (Photos) by Mpanyi: 8:54pm On Nov 04, 2017
Must people post everything online?

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