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Expecting same from @obavoh too😂
The ghetto version most likely 😭😂😂😂

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Tallesty1:
A woman has no problem cooking for a man she loves. They will do it anytime with gladness. If a woman doesn't cook for a man, she simply doesn't rate him

lol whatever happens to divorce 😂

DamnnNiggarr:


well, when Lion Heart was sold out for up to $4 million to Netflix, It didn't get as much attention as this, as far back as 2018.

If funke was Genevieve, CNN would have announced it in those days.

anyways, congratulations to funke on this your "unattainable" feat that no other human has attained. Congratulations once again.

bitter soul 😂

E dey happen. Just sit her down for some lessons teachings. But
Remember she will always make her choice.

Dizzyyish:
Psychologically, emotions are strongly tied to memories. If you positively stimulate a woman's emotions well, you've etched yourself into her mind (that's why some exes can bed them after relationship has ended [even in marriage] ). And it's the same for (strong) negative emotions.

Gratitude is a virtue, not an emotion, so they're quick to forget it.

you know them well😂

In her words,

“My husband of 6 years is divorcing me because he discovered that our first born is not his child. A friend sold me out and my husband demanded a paternity test which came out negative.

The child is 5 this year. Am I wrong to think my husband is overreacting? He loves this child and has been a good father from birth. Why is he letting a mere test change all this? The child is still the same. Intelligent, humble, loving and cute. Why can’t we pray about it and invite God to our house? I am so drained right now.”

You dey maaaaad.
If I squeeze your neck eeehnn🤨

They just wanna get high but forgot they can't become the Most High

EreluRoz:
I don't like him even though he's on point sometimes.
I have strong dislike for anyone that defends nairamarley.

you have a small brain. I'm being honest
😂

God1000:
This conflict has exposed a lot of things and people as well.

I also condemned what Hamas did on October 7th but the response from Israel which has killed over 22,000 Palestinians and the insensitive and sadistic comments from some christians everyday is more shocking

How do you justify such massive deaths, destruction and displacement of the entire population just because of few Hamas

People with conscience should not be bystanders to history

I discovered a lot of people now dislike me because of my stance on this war, but I don't care

hahahaha, at your age you still care about what other people think? Don't make me call u a weak man.

Lalasticlala why now?😭

chris4gold:
Shey Nigeria na dumping ground , another Chalse Tailor for Calabar

motherland I guess. Core motherland

CameroonPepper:
I've said it before & I will say it again, seeing DSTV dish mounted on a building is a sign that unintelligent beings reside there.

haha 😂 make your suggestions don't insult. do you know millions of people with DStv dish mounted in their house? Even among your very own family members 😂

Abee79:
Naija guys are using VPN to enter through US, Philippines & France

nawa o. So nobody trust naija 😂

ikeno:
With the on going war in Ukraine dem still get time to watch porn.

Bros 😂 Laugh wan Kee me😂😂😂

santaclaws:
I hope this man is performing well as governor of Osun state cos all we see on social media is his dance steps. I hope his subordinates are development-oriented and are able to step in for him where he may be lagging behind. We need to see projects, not dance steps!

Rauf Aregbesola was the last performing governor Osun state had... Osun hasn't been competitive amongst Yoruba states at all!

you can say that again

Nice one...
Daddy and his little princess 😂

PARADIZEPRIEST:
flenzy excuse you give is evil.
if you depend on govt to survive instead of depending on GOD your maker,then you are totally ignorant of your purpose in life. DESPITE HOW SWEET AMERICAN GOVT SOUNDS,THEY STILL HAVE MASSIVE POOR PEOPLE IN PHILADELPHIA, HARLEM,TAXAS,ETC. DONT PUT YA FAITH IN GOVT,PUT YOUR FAITH IN GOD,WORK AND PRAY YOU WILL SMILE. TAKING SOMEONE PHONE FOR NOTHING,IS STEALING.Except you took it for collateral for loan you gave or job you did for someone

Did I in any way support the stealing of someone's phone or any other thing else in my previous post on this topic?
My wanting for government to take adequate measures to tackle and reduce this problem to a bearable minimum does not mean I support the stealing of phones. Pls next time try read to understand one's perspectives before you jumping and playing your judgmental card and also talking about God this and God that. God won't come down and put laws in place for you to checkmate your wayward neighbors. What you can do for yourself God won't do it for you

PARADIZEPRIEST:
Why do Nigerians always steal phones? WHY? IS SICKENING.
JUST RETURN THE PHONE TO THE OWNER WITH A WITNESS PRESENT THERE,SIMPLE. AND LEAVE THE REST TO GOD. THIS IS WHAT I DO. STOP STEALING PHONES NAIJA YOUTHS.RETURN THE PHONE IF IS NOT YOURS.

if the government do the needful nobody will steal phone. Nobody would wanna steal a thing that can be easily tracked and put them in trouble.

Notfogotten:
It is cold red. Companies are leaving.
Nigeria heading the Zimbabwe way.

In 6 months from now, a cup of coffee will cost 5k naira.

wait!
You must be ibo.
I can bet it with my left testes😂

Jeon:
Nah ibo person dy behind this account.

that is how they do. Always trying to play the victim in every situation, the bully and the name calling won't still help them win general election in Nigeria....
If not for the few good ibos I knew in real life I would have totally not give a fvck about anything related to them

Sell them😂 or is there something you wanna hear? Talking as if phone and laptop is an achievement 😂
Go look for job shikena

Righthussle:
The FG should not ban only sports betting, FG should also ban foreign organized religions especially Christianity and Islam.

Do you know how many billion dollars the Roman catholic church in Nigeria remits to Rome yearly in the form of tithe and offering?

What about Seventh Day Adventist Church in Nigeria, do you know how much it remits to the Adventist church world conference headquarters in America yearly?

What about the billions of naira we spend on pilgrimages for muslims to go through stones in Saudi Arabia and Christians to pray in Israel?

impossible

MrCork:
son i just asku to send yor account nomba so I can send u christmas moiney to eat.....u dont wannnnit..2bad!!

send me yours let me get you something to eat boy😂

MrCork:
Really!!
try me...giimmmme yor account detail?

lol to prove what?
Your sister perhaps mom will need it more. 😂

MrCork:
..

son.. i drive a range rover, £28,000 (cash)....i just gave somebody on nairaland £200 two days ago to assisst with his kids schoo; fees. (see prooof from my previous post), we dont brag....we deliver!!! (REAL TALK)

you don't even have 50 not to talk of 200 pound. Go and sit down 😂

MrCork:
U need medicine to cure yor brokeness sir.....do u hav any afvice for me sir..YES OR KNOW??(no oofensece)

you not even rich enough to afford it. Broke boy😂

Blacklion3:
I go drink 33 and star

correct 😂

You sef check am now? Eno reach to break up?
Thank God say nah COVID 19. If nah HIV I dey sure say u no go even tell am. Ozuor 😂

FatherCHRISTMAS:
How fa ma bruh. Which side you dey for this Lag

Sha eat well o. Chop enough apku and egusi 😂

LoL😂
Nah person wey go shout until dem lost their voice una dey find abi. Okay o😂