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safarigirl:
Jehova's Witness is a Denomination, under the Religion of Christianity


Except JW adherents are not Christians and now believe in something other than Jesus Christ, this your topic is woefully ignorant and the Mod that pushed this to FP should be ashamed of whatever education they supposedly got.

Ladylite:
Jesusjnr are we to pray or just watch

KingAzubuike:
If religion exist and pastors and imams allowed to roam freely , so should witchcraft, witches and wizards.

coolex188:
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Coolex188 Reporting Live

November 21, 2019 Richard Elite

RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK GETS GOVERNMENT APPROVAL TO SELL HUMAN FLESH AS MEAT

Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”



Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten.

“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”

More News on https://empirenews.net/new-york-city-restaurant-becomes-first-to-get-license-to-serve-human-flesh/

ALPHABASE:
I THINK HE SHOULD TAKE THE NEXT AVAILABLE FLIGHT TO USA. HE SHOULD LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

MEANWHILE WHEN IS TINUBU AND BURUJI KASHAM GOING TO VISIT THAT LOVELY COUNTRY

TrollKiller:
Bossman, mtk is a good processor company. Their latest chip can go head to head with the latest snapdragon processor (fact)
Na the helio p22 chip way tecno take spoil naija cause this misconception

PapalsBull:
Nonsense and ingredients.

A whole QC couldn't invite make - up artist for the drama/play that the girl has to put on lashes from home?
Damage control.

The girl is an upcoming olo***.

Kiss the truth

babfet:
Naija too sweet I beg

MKULTRA:
And they con resemble oh

TheFacelessMan:
Well... just seeing a small resemblance between Ganduje and Malema ...

cenaman:
Maybe i will kill a python and invite him.

GistTeller:
Source: https://sg.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/1-000-chinese-nationals-suspected-064353888.html

Watch the video https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=141687133906683&id=107845823957481

nonichuks:
Sha better than redmi 8

siegfried99:
Wait a minute...I think since I have been on Nairaland..this has to be my FTC.. on a lalasticlala thread.


Where is my price oga Seun?

Valwezzy:
Eating your placenta?

What the F##k!

Anyways, burn it, then pack the Ashes and bury it. .

cenaman:
Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 is this topic not educative enough?

taiwoawoniyi:
2) The teachers who were involved in the altercation. They shoulda resolved the situation peacefully, without having the audacity to video such. There is a sane way of doing things. They just compromised the school. They should be suspended immediately.

SURElee:
The school has rules and rules must be adhered to. If the mother attacked security. Her child should be suspended so that they can both stay home and be fixing lashes. What a shameless mother.

PapaNnamdi:
Samsung mini grenades comes to mind,

xiaomi want make Boko Haram be their ambassadors abi

Vulcanheph:
Welcome to Naija where everyone is Robbing You.....

The government robs You through tax.

The church robs You Through offerings.

Nepa robs You Through bills.

The police robs You at checkpoints. Etc

demelza:
Buhari why



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ednut1:
Man utd grab him asap. Spurs no get sense

franchasng:
Ask Osinbandele, who knows if its the reason they removed all his previous portfolios and aides because I had he ate some public yam while sharing trader moni, even though I still like him and prefer him over the drug kingpin turned political leader of the Yoruba land

NgeneUkwenu:
Of no effect, we the people of IPOB Kogi in diaspora- Onitsha, Enugu, ABA , and Owerri have rejected the result...

johnmartus:
sylvia is Tinubu boy .