₦airaland Forum

Xiaomi1:
he just discovered he has entered one chance. Plastic!

paulolee:
I swear dt lose cost me too....the worst was dt i had an option of city, Chelsea n arsenal to drop one of them to reduce the risk bcox d other were Germany n la.liga games dt all delivered on Saturday..
I dropped arsenal bcoz of their bigger odds n was scared Brighton would hold them again as they did with city..
I picked Chelsea n was going insane when watching dt game dt dey lost, Wetin pain me pass b say arsenal won n blues allow me lost 86k, guy I swear i no fit sleep but it all good sha..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright


Be a real niggarrr..... the president and vice can't go because of security reasons.....if you want make the president attend any event then inform them on time no president in the world dey attend any event without informing them on time.....inform them probably 72 hours to the event is okay. Not 24 hours
apart from smoking weed, drinking beer, banging pussy and bombing or being a key board warriors
A real niggarrr should also seek for knowledge anyday anytime twice on Sunday

Kriss216:
11. Avoid any form of relationship with Nigerian girls.

falcon01:
Mediocre

ManuelZuka:
CHELSEA please dont do this to me na, we need 2goals atleast pls but dont allow aston villa to score again

PeraGSD:


The scammer forgot to check

TheSTreetman:
Lol. Who dey día to see the them emits strong sounds' to scare away predators and lure in potential mates??

kestolove95:
Person that want to be president couldnt give his village lite...Na a whole country he go come give lite?

Stephenomozzy:
Y'all should understand that in big posh eateries, you don't only pay for the meal...you pay for all the luxury and comfort that eating there gave you... And even the possibility of using your presence there for paparazzi to pepper your social media people.


You're buying food + brand!!!!

Go buka you say no

LMS1:
I Wil Not Get Additional Phone With What I Already Have Here.
I Will Use The Money To Start Pop Corn Bussines....

Op Am Lieing, I Will Buy Samsung Alienware,
40 GB Of RAM
24TB Of Space,
Thump Print Feature
Ordour Scanner
Wireless Charging( Up To 5 Km Long)
Free DSTV Channels
And A Custom Made 24k Diamond Carets Casing

ChiefSosa:
Na landline I dey use

GorillaApp:
How is this news abeg!

I blame the mod for this. They must be on something
Next!

robosky02:
Except they should tell us openly they are gaining from rohr behind

Jirehz:


My cousin had exactly same issues with his now wife 2 years ago
Girl wey no dey bring any kind of financial support to the wedding oo

My bro just called her 2 days after the argument and told her to put the phone on loudspeaker and give her mom the phone.

“Mama I’ll be coming with with my elder brother to apologize for all inconsistencies. I no longer want to proceed with the wedding. I no get money!”

Nah there area scatter
Nah she come dey beg las las
She turn to Yes sir Yes sir girl till wedding and trad finish

chariisGRACE:

Northernblood3:
Wike is naturally wicked, PH is wealthy enough to construct this road without shaking but he decided to suffer the people. Both APC, PDP, and their hopeless supporters don't deserve to live.

When he is done with his dictatorship, he will step down and if he notices backlash or hatred from the people, He will quickly run into Church and ask for the people to forgive him, the Morons will quickly forgive him and accept him back. When he notices no one is holding him accountable anymore, he will go back and enjoy his loot.


Many African countries don't deserve to exist

PrincessGlow:
But we Africans believe in juju and witchcraft not science. We have been flying for long with juju na

Lucrativress:
The specie he has isn't soo slimy
And the feel is just a soft rubbery feel,cool and not so drawy
What will you now say about Snail's massaging you
Don't say you heard it here but the feel is a rush of thousand tingly sensations erupting within second's, especially when they nibble a bit at your skin
It's like soft cold caresses with calmness that gives tingly jolts time after time.
Try a snail massage, you'll understand everything I've just written and nothing short of it

skywalker240:
It is with a heavy and bleeding heart I pen this, can't believe you're gone, I always looked up to you as inspiration, and a pillar to the family...

Can't believe Colon Cancer snatched you away from our eyes, even when you fought from start till end with all your breath, and strength..

For me you were a blessing, but now the pressure falls on me The second son of the family..

Abel, you will always keep having a place in my memories until we seperate no more.

I want to use this medium to thank my friends who were source of comfort and not forgetting my comrades over here, like

Atheistandproud

Jizzison

Hakeem12

Tayo60

Tee59

Donvic4u

Segliz

Psalmz

Am truly grateful for your encouragement.

I will like to use this medium to let all my friends over here and oppositions that even though I visit nairaland, I won't be making comments for now, I have to admit, the loss of my brother took allot from my mental wellbeing.

I will always remember freinds and foes alike, my people from the phone section

Sunshinev

Mrbone2

Edoairways

Krazydave

Kunja2

Abiodunspectre

Hoilakes

Festwiz

Jacku

Talktalk4u

And many numerous to mention, even though we bash ourselves and sometimes misunderstand ourselves, we always end up making that phone section interesting and most times enlightening


Thanks

eleojo23:
You can save some bucks by going that route but you will most likely use that savings to pay for the troubles they bring later on. Bye.

Akinsete19:
I watched it live. He said, the statistics are there to prove that APC has done better than PDP in the last 6 years, but when asked about Nigeria current ranking on employment, corruptions and bad government, he said those statistics are not correct, he claimed that nobody went from household to household to do the counting........In order words, the fool is talking from both side of his mouth. He even went further to refer to himself as a youth.


If Bello is regarded as a youth...then, we need to allow those
Desmond Elliot called "Childrens" to take over.

dollarnaira:
Blood of Zachariah

Truly, fairly used batteries na black market.
Nothing like new original battery from right source or fairly used bought from direct owner of premium batteries.

But sincerely, this is a full definition of evil.

Such person worst pass satan o

chariisGRACE:
Cake and some other things.