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CelebritiesRe: Does Bobrisky Still Has P***s? by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:16pm On Mar 27, 2024
Pogba12:
Just asking.
the people who like such type of animal dont care whether he has a dikc or not.... because even if he cuts his dikc off, he is STILL A MAN dressed as a woman, and "his" clients know that very well.
RomanceRe: Men Wake Up. by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:12pm On Mar 27, 2024
FitCorper:
So lately communication has been slow between my g.f and I and me was here thinking it was a case of her finding interest in another guy, but I just got the shocker of my life on Saturday when she came around and while we were having a good time right in the middle of sex I asked her what the problem was, she answered and the answer shocked me and also turned me on at the same time, turns out all the while I was giving her the non sending attitude, it was affecting her and she confided in some of her friends until one thing led to another and she discovered two of them were lesbians and they really explored her. Damn wish I was there. I didn’t judge her but in my mind I decided to be more emotionally available to her and gain her trust once more cos i don’t want to use force to tell her to stop, but I will allow my show of love make her decide cos by the way she sounded I don’t think she was proud of what she did. So ladies is this true? So you girls also spot and prey on lonely girls and introduce them to lesbianism? Mehn wake up o no be guys we de compete against now but na women (low key).
if you have no problem with your gf cheating on you with women, then dont be a hypocrite and be mad when she cheats with men too. cheating is cheating, whether with men or women. the fact that you even gave her a pat on the back, as if to tell her "well done!" is the funny part here.

this woman has no respect for you nor the supposed r/ship you guys are in. your GF is soiled goods already!
CelebritiesRe: This Woman Confirmed She Knew Someone Who Have Seen Bobrisky Poron Oko by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:08pm On Mar 27, 2024
another yeye SHE-diot who was paid by Bobrisky to promote his sorry crossdressing self (like that yeye award he paid for)

RomanceRe: My Plights, My Predicaments And Travails by MrBrownJay1(m):
Opanka44:
I'm 32 Sir
Thank u Sir. God bless.
14 87 50 63 79
John Lanen
Access Bank
ALL THESE ONLINE SCAMMERS WITH THEIR YEYE FAKE SOB STORIES BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS TO THEREAFTER USE THE FUNDS FOR BETTING!!!!
the above scammer is john aondofa LANEN and you can easily see all his previous profiles with various yeye begging stories below (with same account number in red bold):

Ismael97:
Hello my people, i hope this post meets you well?. Firstly, I'm sorry for posting this in the wrong section of the forum. I sincerely apologize please.
I want to seek for your opinion on this. I got married at age 27 last year. It was a traditional marriage, no white wedding due to lack of funds. Though I wasn't ready for marriage since I was still struggling to find my bearing in life. I had mistakenly impregnated this girl(24years) and had to quickly marry her due to the pressure from her widowed mum. I am an orphan. I have no brother nor sister as well. I have no family to call my own. I am a posthumous child. Lost my dad while my mum was pregnant and mum died when I was just 10years of age. Due to the loneliness and boredom, I came across this girl who appeared so nice to me. We got along so easily and started have sex until she got pregnant.
I am an NCE holder while she has her ND. She gave birth to a Baby Boy.
The issue at hand now is I can't have my peace anymore. The constant nagging is driving me nuts. I went through a lot to get myself educated since I had nobody to lean on. Only determination and Zeal pulled me through. I work as a teacher with meagre salary of 25k. She is still nursing the child so she can't do anything for now. I pay rent and pay all bills at home. I augment my income by doing mathematics private tutorials. I have done my best yet she isn't satisfied.
As young as I am, I have high blood pressure now. I am restless during the day and sleepless at Night. She is threatening to run away with our child. Though I can understand her frustration cos I am also not happy with the situation. I feel more for the newborn baby because we can't afford his essential food items and give him proper medical attention.
I want to send my woman back to her widowed mum but I don't know how to go about this. Pls advise me my elders.
Thanks so much. God bless you so much Sir
One-four-eight-seven-five-zero-six-threes-even-nine
john aondofa LANEN
Access Bank PLC
MisterBanny:
:
That's good.
Any good Samaritan who can help me with 3k to buy food will be hugely appreciated pls. There is acute Hunger in the land. Thanks. God bless the potential Giver.
1487506379
Access Bank PLC
Flick490:
Help a Brother with five thousands to travel back to school pls and please. It's no scam pls. God bless you the Legend and Hero
One-four-eight-seven-five-zero-six-three-seven-nine
john LANEN aondofa
Access Bank Plc
Thanks so much my Hero of Democracy
Flick490:
Somebody should pls help me with any amount so I can feed. It has been hell for me. Nobody would understand how terrible it is with me. If you ever read this comment, pls don't scroll without intervening. I'm getting increasingly frustrated with everything about Life. I've done everything to change my situation but no results. I won't give up. Insults are welcomed, but do so with civility and decorum. Thanks
1-four-8-seven-5-zero-6-three-7-nine
John lanen
Access Bank
here below is also the OP posting another yeye begging story with a different account #

Opanka44:
OBI my president. Uncle OBI is a political Enigma, a collosus and rare breed among Nigerian politicians. I want every OBIDIENT here to shower me with Likes pls. And also contribute two thousands each for me so I can pay my fees pls. one love to us all
three-zero-four-six-one-four-four-four-seven-one
firstbank
same account used by the below other profiles with yeye fake begging stories:

MisterBanny:
Pls if there's anyone who can help with two thousands, I will so much appreciate. I'm in dire need of it. I seek your compassion pls. God bless.
three-zero-four-six-one-four-four-four-seven-one
firstbank PLC
Mitchy49:
Abeg na, make I use am buy food chop. Any amount pls bro
three-zero-four-six-one-four-four-four-seven-one
firstbank
Thanks bro
Flapp478:
Pls, in Heaven's name, I need 8k to buy drugs for my mum. I'm still an undergraduate, the first born and without a father. I can't afford 8k at the moment, pls help save my mom's health. It's painful seeing ur mum sick when money would have helped but u don't have it. I'm mad right now
Three-Zero-four-six-one-four-four-four-seven-one
FirstBank
Nicholaspepe:
I'm really fed up. Someone pls help me in God's name.
I've not been paid my salaries for over 3months now. I cant feed, am starving. I'm pained. Pls help me i beg of u.
(three-zero-four-six-one-four-four-four-seven-one)
firstbank
...and if still in doubt, here is the OP posting yeye fake sob stories back in 2022 (with another account # but same name as above):

Nicholaspepe:
Ok
last week i was sacked from a job(at least a well paid job) i got. I was only two weeks into the job before i got sacked.
REASON: i couldn't cope with the daily transport cost of #800-#1000. I had no one to support me. As a result of this i became inconsistent & irregular at work. Eventually, i was fired. It got so bad & i almost committed suicide. Some nairalanders called to counsel me & i was relieved. Thank u all.
GOODNEWS: After several written & verbal plea, over the weekend, i was recalled & reinstated. I will resume tommorrow.

THE CHALLENGE: I am crying out to nairaland to pls assist me. I need about 5k to aid my transportation all through the week. I dnt know how am going to resume tommorow. I am really down and i beg for your support. I went through a lot to secure this job, if i lose it the second time, i will be to square one. Pls people of GOD, Help a soul in need. Help so i can resume tommorow i cry unto u.
6 3 1 2 4 5 5 6 9 6
Fidelity Bank.
RomanceRe: I De Wonder by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:34pm On Mar 27, 2024
Mali90:
You are 40yrs and above,lived life sleeping around. Is it that you just can't leave the life? What have you achieved so far from sleeping around? I know you lose by doing that.
are you saying that there is something wrong with a +40yr old man sleeping around (even though he may be successful etc)?
you do know that Dangote is single and fukcing around, right?

there is nothing wrong with a single man +40 sleeping around, and as we all know how divorce can be prejudicial for a man, staying single (and fucking around various babes on a roster) is a great option for some men out there.
Christianity EtcRe: Dallas Megachurch Pastor T.D. Jakes Named In Lawsuit Against Sean 'Diddy' Combs by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:27pm On Mar 27, 2024
same lawsuit that they have already settled out of court, na that one you guys are still talking about?! Cassie already got paid, CASE CLOSED!
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Leader Must Be Captured Dead Or Alive, Israeli President Declares by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:25pm On Mar 27, 2024
the sad part in this issue is that these people still dont understand that you CANT KILL AN IDEOLOGY! you can kill their leaders all you want, and another one will take over the next day (go ask Ben Laden).
BusinessRe: Ed Hardly Wrist Watch For Sale by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:18pm On Mar 27, 2024
its ED HARDY not Ed hardLy... unless you are selling the cheap chinko version.
RomanceRe: This Is How Most Men Destroy Their Relationships Before It Starts. by MrBrownJay1(m):
Wittyglam:
It's disheartening to see that many men still hold on to the belief that gifts alone can win over a woman's heart and that the absence of gifts will have no impact on the relationship. It's time we understand that relationships are built on love, care, and understanding, not material possessions.

https://youtube.com/shorts/yfLVk2_Sr0Q?si=EW5qOecdAyeSF9OT
the reason so many men have such belief is because there are so many good for nothing oloshoes out there who are easily bought and married solely with gifts. also, many men dont care about these women so long as they do what these men want. look around you, so many women today value men for their money and nothing else. material possession is what attracts these women and thats what keeps them there.

so men are learning from the very same beast that they are trying to attract. is it right to buy a woman's affection (with gifts)? most definitely not, but to each their own misery in life.
RomanceRe: My Baby Daddy Has 71 Children With Different Women, I Have 2 Kids With Him by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:06pm On Mar 27, 2024
all these dudes with radioactive cuum that will impregnated ANY woman on the first try... thats how 2Baba/Ninjaman would have ended (aka professional sperm donor baby maker) if they werent famous.
CrimeRe: See How Satanic Yahoo-yahoo Retards Wasted The Life Of A Girl Because She Lacked by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:56am On Mar 27, 2024
Questionnaires:
Rest.
Go Propagate Your Own Dreams.
Obviously, Nobody is Shuffing Any Agricultural Belief in Anyone's Throat...
Everyone is An Adult To Decide Their Own Natural Agricultural Purpose.
Ofcourse, Not Everyone Would Hearken To Whatever I've Written.
So, Stop Bleating With The ITK Syndrome.
You've Not Stopped The FALSE PROPHETS Who Spiritually And Psychologically Steal Money From Their Sheeples.... You are here Fighting Against AGRICULTURE - "The First And True Culture of Humanity".
No Wonder Your Country Is Filled With Kidnappers.
Later, People Like You Will Be Complaining About "BAD GOVERNANCE"
Don't Come Here And Be Preaching Your "Anti-Agriculture" Folly When We Know That You Are Here As A Jealous Person Trying To Quench Our Agricultural Goals On Here.
We Can See The JEALOUS HATE.
Who The DUMB Fights "Agriculture" ?
Ogberan; Park Well ...Go And Face Your Purpose In Life, If You've Got One.
Yeye Dey Smell.
the reason Nigeria is in such a sorry state is because of narrow minded people like yourself who A) think that everyone should do what "you" believe is right, B) think that everybody should agree with whatever "you" are claiming here, and C) is quick to look down on others who have a different opinion than yours.

here is your EDUCATION OF THE DAY: its ok for people to be different; its ok for people to think differently so long as we can respect each others views/opinion; the minute anyone believes that their views/opinion should be followed by everyone because they selfishly believe that they are right and everyone else is wrong, thats when the country falls into a joke state. no wonder nothing gets done properly in 9ja when supposedly intelligent people reason the way you do.

the only person fighting here and/or trying to force feed their narrow minded views down everybody's throat is YOU. so again... stop trying to force feed your agricultural agenda down people's throat. yes farming is great for some and its also not an option for others.
RomanceRe: Man Catches Wife Cheating, Handles Situation Like A Real "G" (video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:46pm On Mar 26, 2024
DonBenny77:
These hoes ain't loyal
wake up bro... HOES aint suppose to be loyal, thats why they are HOES!
CrimeRe: Israeli Hostage Says She Was Sexually Assaulted And Tortured In Gaza by MrBrownJay1(m):
in times of war, each and every country has the right to decide how they want to treat people of the opposite side etc.... Guantanamo was a great place were also such atrocities (rape/torture etc) happened and was COMPLETELY LEGAL.

as if Isreal Army doesnt torture/rape (or worse) Palestine people

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/06/this-cannot-be-real.gif
CrimeRe: See How Satanic Yahoo-yahoo Retards Wasted The Life Of A Girl Because She Lacked by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:22pm On Mar 26, 2024
Questionnaires:
Firstly, You've Missed The Whole Point.
Secondly,
Your Mentality About Agriculture is A Misorientation Caused By The Misdirection That Has Been Established With Your Foundational Belief System.
whatever rocks your boat... but again, stop trying to force feed your agricultural agenda down people's throat. yes farming is great for some and its also not an option for others.
Foreign AffairsRe: Moscow Terrorist Appears In Court On A Stretcher After "Interrogation" (Pix,Vid) by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:43pm On Mar 26, 2024
bringing him in a coffin would serve him better... an eye for an eye.
CrimeRe: Bobrisky Broke No Law, Nigerians Have No Right To Criticise Him - Morayo Afolabi by MrBrownJay1(m):
you are right, its the yeye bastards who voted him best dressed WOMAN who should be prosecuted. as much as Bobrisky has the right to believe whatever he desires (in his own head), he is NOT a woman and should not be viewed as such by the world. thats a biological man dressed as a woman.

whats next? i put on a female wig, call myself a woman and demand to enter women's locker room at the gym (or women's changing room at the swimming pool)?!
SportsRe: Manchester United Star Harry Maguire Leaves England by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:55pm On Mar 26, 2024
Ashleyokeneye:
Jacob Harry Maguire is an English professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Premier League club Manchester United and the England national team. Maguire came through the youth system at Sheffield United before graduating to the first team in 2011. Manchester United have been dealt an unwelcome injury blow after Harry Maguire was forced to withdraw from the England squad. Harry Maguire is dealing with an injury scare after being forced to withdraw from the England squad.

Harry Maguire played in England’s defeat to Brazil at the weekend, in which young teammate Kobbie Mainoo made his Three Lions debut. The FA confirmed Maguire has returned to Manchester United for assessment after picking up an injury. Fabrizio Romano reports Maguire is “not expected to be out for long time with injury initially described as not serious — scan will clarify more.” No further details are yet known, with Maguire playing 65 minutes of the friendly at Wembley. He had just returned from injury prior to the break, coming on as a substitute in United’s 4-3 FA Cup quarter-final win over Liverpool.
what does the above yeye nonsense got to do with the title of this thread (Maguire leaving England)?
CelebritiesRe: Lady Driving From London To Lagos Involved In Ghastly Car Accident by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:47pm On Mar 26, 2024
BOSSkesh:
What is happening inside this Lagos
What's with the rising cases of road accidents
hhmmm , the above accident happened in Liberia... not Lagos.
CelebritiesRe: “Nollywood Has Failed Us” — Lady Cries As She Finds Nonso Diobi Asking For Gifts by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:44pm On Mar 26, 2024
Nollywood has nothing to do with how actors/actresses spend their hard earn money and/or if these same actors become lazy greedy people on TikTok.
RomanceRe: Why? by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:37pm On Mar 26, 2024
the important question should be: WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT ALL THESE SINGLE +30YR WOMEN?
whether its their choice OR lack of suitors OR madness, its their life and to each their own. so many women are happy being +30 and single, and just because you see something wrong here, doesnt mean it is (to them).

as much as marriage is important in 9ja culture/society, not everyone in this world will/wanna get married and the choices you make in life will dictate how each and everyone end up.
CelebritiesRe: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:26pm On Mar 26, 2024
so was he homeless jobless and without money before he got famous...? some of these billionaire's pikin like to tell yeye stories for clout.
this dude has never been broke a day in his life, and even if his career
AgricultureRe: Poultry Farmer Kills Snake That Has Been Eating His Chickens And Eggs (Photos) by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:09pm On Mar 26, 2024
looks like a frontpage snake... where is LALA sef?
RomanceRe: Let's Play by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:24pm On Mar 25, 2024
NPFLADMIN:
But the man said spell not pronounce na?
if he said 2 letters and you wrote C and Y, and you think this is the right answer, then writing K and D would also be valid. dont you think so?
RomanceRe: Let's Play by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:11pm On Mar 25, 2024
NPFLADMIN:
You didn't answer the question.
How is K and D correct?
ok... slowly say "K and D" repeatedly.
RomanceRe: Let's Play by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:05pm On Mar 25, 2024
NPFLADMIN:
It's actually C and y not K and d.
Or are both correct?
Anyways, Fvck you!!!
i love you too my brotha...

NPFLADMIN:
Which one is wrong?
#3 is wrong...he said you should ask ONE question (to either of the twins)...thus the ONE question you should ask either of them is:

MrBrownJay1:
3) how would your brother answer the question "where is the way to heaven?"
RomanceRe: What Are Your Thoughts On The Wife Having A Higher Income? by MrBrownJay1(m):
thesicilian:
You're either not married or a woman
you people should continue settling for these liabilities that see no value for your person... in these yeye union a corner away from being dismissed, by the very woman that "you" decided to share your life with. what kind of sorry stressful/useless life is that?

the type of men you describe are ignoramus who think they can control women with money (because these men have nothing else to offer), thus why they end up in the above yeye union you are talking about on this thread.

IMAGINE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.... gladly marrying a woman whose ONLY reason she has respect for you, is because you make more money than her.
RomanceRe: What Are Your Thoughts On The Wife Having A Higher Income? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:55pm On Mar 25, 2024
thats just the mindset of men with misplaced ego married to yeye women....

A) make sure that you marry a woman that would treat you the same whether you are RICH or POOR
B) ultimately the extra money is for the FAMILY so no big deal
C) whoever makes more money pays a bigger percentage of the bills
D) her gain is MY gain!

if the only reason a woman is good to you is because you make more money than her (and the minute she makes more money than you she will treat you like garbage) then i am sorry to say that you are in the wrong marriage.
RomanceRe: Which Would You Rather Have by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:51pm On Mar 25, 2024
free internet without electricity is useless... but:

IN NIGERIA: non stop electricity for life (better if its FREE too)
ANYWHERE ELSE: whichever one is the more expensive to get

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