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CelebritiesRe: The EFCC Has Reportedly Arrested Popular Crossdresser, Idris Okuneye Aka Bobrisk by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:35am On Apr 04, 2024
i guess verydarkdude told some secret about Idris... for EFCC to poke their nose in his affairs.
TravelRe: Man Furious As Arik Air's Sudden Cancellation Cost Him 2 Million Naira Deal by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:23am On Apr 04, 2024
poseidon12:
It's obvious you don't travel much within Nigeria. The cancelled flight is @6:30pm. You think he can get another flight @6:30pm in Nigeria? You can check it out. At 6:30pm, try booking for a flight in Nigeria, to travel same day. The other option is to travel by road at night and risk being kidnapped on the road.
You probably don't realise how useless Nigeria is.
he waited til 11pm.... by then, he should have made alternatives flight plan for the morning to get to his meeting.

SirElaw:
Prove to me that you've ever being on a plane and I'll correct my opinion that your head is filled with sawdust.
in my youthful days, i worked for an airline company.. and even though not an African one, i should know... and you are indeed a dumbaass if you stick to an airline who bumped your flight til 11pm then cancel it.
FoodRe: Found This Giant Rat Drowned Inside The Drum This Morning by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:41am On Apr 04, 2024
get rid of all the water in that tank.... clean/sanitize well well that tank.... burn that rat and throw it in the gutter.

EDIT: if you are one of them people: pepper soup that rat!
RomanceRe: Scary Moment As Fire Performer Mistakenly Catches Fire During Event In Nigeria by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:37am On Apr 04, 2024
see how that dude jump out of his seat. lol!
Christianity EtcRe: Men And Women Should Not Be Treated Equally. Basis Of Polygamy. by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:35am On Apr 04, 2024
it all depends who you ask, but its obvious that some women today are married to multiple husbands and there is nothing wrong with that.
so to these people, polygamy is equal whether for men or women.

here is the NL thread about the women married to 3 husbands: https://www.nairaland.com/7626342/video-woman-happily-flaunts-three
CrimeRe: No Law Suggests That Crossdressing Is A Crime In Nigeria – Police Spokesman by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:25am On Apr 04, 2024
and thats a FACT! only if/when they catch him in bed with another man, can they prosecute that Bobrisky dude.
RomanceRe: Worst Relationship Advisers by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:18am On Apr 04, 2024
bummyla:
Have you noticed, single ladies give the worst relationship advices
anyone taking r/ship advices from someone who cant even be in a r/ship, is on their own... but then again, so many women fall in this trap, set by deluded/envious women who want other women to be single too (and who would gladly have these women's man).

majority of these women are single not by choice but because of their failed character/way of life.
TravelRe: Man Furious As Arik Air's Sudden Cancellation Cost Him 2 Million Naira Deal by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:14am On Apr 04, 2024
helinues:
Did you read the full story at all or only the headline?
again, the minute that flight was cancelled at 11pm, thats when he should have looked for alternatives...rather than listen to yeye airlines and their BS stories.... any smart man knows that unless you have a boarding pass with a seat number, you are NEVER confirmed to fly anywhere.
RomanceRe: Canadian Lady With Huge Chest Claps Back At Those Who Asked Her To Wear Bra by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:11am On Apr 04, 2024
maasoap:
But you've got two hands to reposition them the way you want now. And you can equally ask her to do that for you if you are going to be busy with own hands on something else grin grin grin
my brotha... the only thing that was in my mind at that moment was to regain the erection i lost while seeing that disgusting sight... babe had to put back her bra, for me to do anything again.
RomanceRe: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:19pm On Apr 03, 2024
tunjijones:
He go soon clear for ur eye. Dem no dey tell person.
bro you are talking to a father of 6 kids... who fully well understands that being a father (or married) is not the wishes of everyone, let alone the CAPABILITIES of everyone.
CrimeRe: South Africa Gospel Singer, Funanani Mbedzi Shot Dead In Church By Her Husband by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:16pm On Apr 03, 2024
only two reason...she was doing some demonic shiit or he was into some demonic shiit.
RomanceRe: I Am No Longer Scared Of HIV/AIDS by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:11pm On Apr 03, 2024
abeg dont stop, you are on a winner here...only death can stop you.

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TravelRe: No Crane For 3 Hours As Container Falls On A Car, Killing A Lady In Ilesa, Osun by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:07pm On Apr 03, 2024
CrossRhodes:
But FRSC and Fire service should be equipped for situations like this? Cranes should be part of their work tools.....
true... but let us also understand that with heavy traffic everywhere, it wouldnt take 20mins for them to arrive. furthermore, if the accident happens in a densely populated area and/or if the available crane was already saving another person in need, it would take a while for it to get there.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Police Say No Enough Evidence To Arrest Bobrisky For Same-sex Activitie by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:03pm On Apr 03, 2024
of course.... Bobrisky is just a crossdresser and there are NO PROOF that the dude is having sex with other men.... but a simple police investigation and/or detectives following him around undercover will easily catch him in bed with whomever is bankrolling his yeye lifestyle.

the catch is... with all the crimes happening in Nigeria: SHOULD NIGERIAN POLICE WASTE VALUABLE POLICEMEN TO FOLLOW THIS YEYE ANIMAL (dressed as a woman)?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Family Are Starving I Needed A Job by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:54pm On Apr 03, 2024
Otuasworld:
Gud evening friends on nairaland sometimes early this year I posted on nairaland that I needed a job my family are starving. Doing this same period I apply to some vacancies I saw here on nairaland
bro, you've been coming to NL since 2022 with various profiles and various yeye stories of starving etc... give it up!

Otuasworld:
Please I need a job I hav a wife and kids I stay in ikeja Lagos have been out of job for a whole year, hav apply to some vacancies I saw here none is working
Am good at computer, plumbing works, I have knowledge of electrical works too. my family are starving. I can work as house maintenance. I can take care of dogs. At this stage I don't care to do any job that will put food on the table
Phone 08142684891
otuword:
Please ooo I need your help this hard time I don't needs money from you I only need a job to put food on the table for my family.
I loss my job some months ago since then it has been difficult to get a job in this country of ours.
I was a facility manager in my previous employments.
I have basic knowledge on how to do plumbing works, basic eletrical works, capentey, generator matainnace and generals matainace
Phone 08142684891 Email otuasfashionworld@gmail.com
otuword:
I need a car loan pls my phone no is 08142684891
but funny enough all through these "supposedly" hard times, you were busy having children and wanting MORE children... as seen below:

otuword:
I hav a baby of 3 months she don't like to sleep at all
I always place her on one side of the bed then do the needfull as husband and wife she will be looking at us like wat are my mum and daddy doing.her mum will always tell her daddy is looking for a younger one for u my baba, just stay claim
you better get your life's priorities straight!
TravelRe: Man Furious As Arik Air's Sudden Cancellation Cost Him 2 Million Naira Deal by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:46pm On Apr 03, 2024
that yeye fool should have automatically look for alternative ways to get to his meeting, rather than wait for that yeye airline to sort itself out.

i hope he learned a great lesson today...
TravelRe: No Crane For 3 Hours As Container Falls On A Car, Killing A Lady In Ilesa, Osun by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:43pm On Apr 03, 2024
as if it is easy to bring a crane anywhere in Nigeria, in less than 3 hs.... BTW i almost never hear of container falling on cars, unless in Africa.
RomanceRe: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:35pm On Apr 03, 2024
udemzyudex:
You lack wisdom oga.
thank you sir, you sound as intelligent as a narrow minded pastor trying to force feed his nonsense to sheeples.
RomanceRe: Canadian Lady With Huge Chest Claps Back At Those Who Asked Her To Wear Bra by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:57pm On Apr 03, 2024
life is really unfair....some women out there are paying thousands of dollars to get what this woman got naturally.
the back pain would be out of this world sha.

BTW brothas, NEVER be deceived by too big boobs (like the above). as much as big boobs are great, A) they often sag pass her belly button and most importantly B) if that woman lays on her back naked, one boob will lay on the bed on one side of her body, and the other boob will lay on the other side (most disgusting sight ever)
RomanceRe: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:48pm On Apr 03, 2024
udemzyudex:
They'll grow old and die alone AND HAPPY
FIXED

here is a simple clue: while you spend money on food for kids, toys for kids, school fees, higher education, time/energy raising children etc, these people who dont want kids have enough time/money to live their single lives indulging on whatever they desire in their single life.
nobody should pretend that EVERYBODY wants to be a married nor that EVERYBODY want/need to have kids. thats a lie from the pit of hell.
to each their own.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Attack Dammy Krane For Fighting Davido Over Arrest In Kenya by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:26pm On Apr 03, 2024
anyone who believes the yeye news that Davido was arrested for drug trafficking in Kenya, is as dumb as a scarecrow.
SportsRe: Six Lessons Inter Miami Learned During Lionel Messi's Injury Absence by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:23pm On Apr 03, 2024
what do you expect from an old player, if not plenty of injuries? that dude is no spring chicken....abeg let him retire in peace.
CrimeRe: South Africa Gospel Singer, Funanani Mbedzi Shot Dead In Church By Her Husband by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:21pm On Apr 03, 2024
what would take a man to walk into a church and kill his own wife right there? either he had to kill the demon OR he was the demon himself. who knows?

btw can anyone explain the below:

Gistblog9ja:
As per South African police report, the homicide suspect entered the congregation in Makonde Shadani town, outside Thohoyandou, around 6 pm while the gathering was taken part in love and shot at his better half on numerous occasions.
RomanceRe: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by MrBrownJay1(m):
Chingyyy878:
Liar 😀
Most of them are always sad/depressed seeing their younger ones kids
udemzyudex:
They'll grow old and die alone.
maasoap:
Oyinbos or Nigerians u dey refer to? Continue deceiving yourself grin grin grin
yes many men want children and many dont.... same with marriage.

here is a clue: many men AND women want children but after taking care of their nephews/nieces for ONE DAY, the first thing they wanna do is bring that child back to their parents, because they cant cope. having a child is not a joke neither it is easy. sadly, many mentally broken people only realize that AFTER having children.

but here is the best part: what kind of parents do you think use their children for rituals OR abuse/beat their child to death OR have sex with their own children? you better wake up, many people out there have children but really DONT WANT/LOVE THEIR CHILDREN!
RomanceRe: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:45am On Apr 03, 2024
many dont even want children, let alone a wife to settle with.
CelebritiesRe: “what Should I Do Do Now?" — Regina Daniels Replies Fans Telling Her To Not Repe by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:38pm On Apr 02, 2024
its always broke deluded people that say the MOST STUPID THING about rich people's lives. only very mentally broken people believe that you can/should only wear an outfit once (if famous).

here is a clue: she can dress the way she wants, when she wants and can repeat the dress for a whole year if she desires. that wont change her status nor her money!

BTW if royal princess can do it, then ANYBODY can do it:

TravelRe: "You Have No Business Relocating Abroad If You’re 40 & Above" Abroad-based Lady by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:28pm On Apr 02, 2024
Namaster:
Listened to a few seconds of the video and I can tell she's an IDIIIOT with bad intentions.
First of all, 99% of the People who travel abroad do NOT do it to make money. So the premise of her NONSENSE argument is flawed.
The amount of money that is needed to complete the process of emigration in Nigeria is MIND-BOGGLING! The idea that it's ONLY poor people looking for money that choose to travel to UK, Europe, USA, Canada, etc is just plain DUMB!
It's even dumber when you consider the fact that a 40-year old man is UNLIKELY to receive external support to finance his plans.
People who travel do it to get AWAY from the economic quagmire, political instability, infrastructural collapse and the general LAWLESSNESS that is the hallmark of the Nigerian society.
Put simply, people travel out to get a better quality of life for themselves and their families.
Anyone who thinks people are fleeing Nigeria to make money is just being DELIBERATELY obtuse.
She's advocating for staying in Nigeria and "looking for money in dirty places". She doesn't realize that all the money in Nigeria would make no difference if you fall sick and the hospitals do NOT have ordinary X-ray machine to help with the diagnosis.
For those reading this:
If it enters your body to leave Nigeria and you can afford it, LEAVE! Even if you are 99 years old, LEAVE!
ALLLELUJAH!!!!!

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RomanceRe: Why I Won’t Give My Husband A Child Until After 4 Years – Nigerian Lady Shares by MrBrownJay1(m):
Dear future daughter of Jezebel in law
i hope my son has told you that first and foremost plenty plenty tests must be done to make sure that your womb is functional and in perfect condition. BTW if pikin dont come within 1 yr of marriage, there are plenty of desperate single women out there ready and willing to become 2nd wives and born me a 1st grandchild.
you better watch yourself!

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