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RomanceRe: Let's Play by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:31pm On Mar 25, 2024
drimzsmoke:
1. Spell candy using just two letters

2. 2 fathers and 2 sons went to a beer parlour and were given 3 bottles of beer and they all drank 1 bottle of beer each. How did they do ithuh

3. On your way to heaven, you got to a T-junction and met an identical twins, Taiye has never lied before and can never lie, Kehinde has never spoken the truth before and can never speak the truth but they both know the way that leads to heaven. You've been given the opportunity to ask them(either of the twins) just 1 question. How will you ask for the direction to heavenhuh

Get the 3 questions correctly and I owe you a cash gift!!!
1) K D (K and D)
2) it was the grandfather, his son and his grandson...(2 fathers and 2 sons)
3) how would your brother answer the question "where is the way to heaven?" whatever is their answer, then take the opposite way.... so lets say the right way to heaven is path A...Taiye would reply:" Kehinde would tell you to take the path B" (the wrong way to heaven)...while Kehinde would reply: "Taiye would tell you to take path B" (a lie that Path B is the right way)

NPFLADMIN:
I'm coming.
too late brotha.
RomanceRe: What's Your Unpopular Opinion? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:13pm On Mar 25, 2024
it all depends on who you are asking and HOW DESPERATE THEY ARE to be with someone...
IMHO
- anyone sleeping with someone that is NOT their partner (and/or without their partner's knowledge) is cheating
- if you tell your partner that you are gonna sleep with someone else and/or that you have multiple partners, then thats NOT cheating
- any man/woman has the right to be polygamous, but if you dont tell your partner that you are, then thats cheating


NPFLADMIN:
More unpopular opinions:
Religion is a story told by different people in their own POV
yes, and sadly a great way to enslave the masses

People should stop marrying outside their races.
a person's race is irrelevant to who they should marry, what you should instead focus on is the character of that person.
RomanceRe: My Money Is my Money, But Your Money Is Our Money by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:08pm On Mar 25, 2024
MisterBanny:
You're spot on Here Bro. The men have given so much chance to the women and now they are flying so high. They saw all these Red flags right from day one, but they ignored them simply because they want to please the woman and assure her that he's extra-capable to handle all the needs
exactly!!! you cant attract a person with free honey and then complain about her wanting to continue have free honey (after marriage).

if you paid for everything before marriage, then continued paying for everything when you proposed to her and then paid for everything when you decided to marry this woman then thats what she will expect you to continue doing... aka PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

any smart person knows that this sort of lifestyle is not only wrong but also very dangerous, but sadly the misplaced ego of these men is clouding their judgment, so they will do anything to continue this charade and pay for everything (so that everyone will view them as a "big man" ).... and when money don finish, thats when these men will start complaining about their wife not contributing.
RomanceRe: Nija lady Attitude Changed Immediately The Guy Said He Is A Student In The UK by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:59pm On Mar 25, 2024
this woman looks like she has her life together while a student is a struggling individuals, so she understands his life's struggles. he is in no way ready for a r/ship WITH HER (and she knows it)
FoodRe: Residents Spotted With Huge Crocodile In Bayelsa Market(pictures) by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:55pm On Mar 25, 2024
croc is a win-win situation:
- cash out on the skin!
- feast on the meat!
RomanceRe: She Hides Her Phone Password by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2024
eni070:
Though I haven't seen her with any man before. But she received calls in my present when ever she is with me. And when I ask her she tell me her male friends they just want to say hi or something else. I believe her because she doesn't Hide to receive the calls. Though I don't hear what the other party say on the phone. The problem now is she hide her phone from her. And she clam not having any outside affear. She clam working but anytime I call her I. Video call when she is at work she won't pick, she only call on video call when she outside or somewhere else like walking along roads side. I'm just so confused. I don't know if I'm wasting my time on her. You know ladies this days. Please no abuse words. Just advise.
- how long have you guys been together?
- what job she claims to be doing?
- do you even know where she works?
- what is her excuse for nt picking up the video call at work?
- if you are in a r/ship with someone and they cant answer the simple above questions then something is seriously wrong with your r/ship.
- none of the above you wrote is a confirmation of cheating
PoliticsRe: How An American Shocked Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:48pm On Mar 25, 2024
... thats because you are trying to compare yeye soldiers in Nigeria mistreating/beating people left right center (for no damn reason) with actual soldiers who went to wars and fought to free/enslave people. sadly the US is the only country where such would happen because these soldiers are viewed as the people who kill terror1sts and saved Vietnamese/Iraqis/Libyans etc while any smart man knows that they certainly didnt go to these countries to free anybody.
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Guys Still Shy Of Girls? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:41pm On Mar 25, 2024
too many yeye people are saying "I LOVE YOU" while they have no clue about the meaning of the phrase. all you ignoramus who say "I LOVE YOU" to total strangers dont know what the fukc you are talking about. you definitely dont understand what it means to LOVE someone.

"I LOVE YOU" is one of the most bastardized phrase out there.
RomanceRe: The Killers Of Marriage by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:38pm On Mar 25, 2024
nothing kills marriage harder than TWO CLUELESS STRANGERS GETTING MARRIED FOR THE WRONG REASONS.
RomanceRe: Man Watches As His Wife Get Her Pucci Tattooed. by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:36pm On Mar 25, 2024
who is she gonna try to flaunt the new tattoo to? either she is a stripper or a p0rnstar....either way, good luck sista!
CrimeRe: After Robbing A House, They Gave The Husband Gun To Shoot The Wife; Guess What? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:32pm On Mar 25, 2024
phoneport:
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION.
1) If you were the man, what will you do? DIVORCE THAT WOMAN THE MINUTE THE ROBBERS LEAVE.

2) If you were the wife, what explanation will you give? NO EXPLANATION CAN VALIDATE WHAT SHE DID

3) If you were invited to bring peace how will you settle it DONT WASTE YOUR SALIVA...THERE CAN NEVER BE PEACE IN THAT MARRIAGE EVER AGAIN.

Kindly drop your answers
RomanceRe: My Money Is my Money, But Your Money Is Our Money by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:23pm On Mar 25, 2024
MisterBanny:
This mindset/mentality from ladies is really messing up a lot of marriages and relationships.

Over 97% of women and ladies hardly spend a dime out of their earnings to support their husbands and Boyfriends. I thought women were meant to be an "Helpmate" ?
Most women believe that they have no financial obligations to meet as far as the Home is concerned. They can't even buy the most petty items for the house until their husbands buy. This act has caused a lot of broken marriages cos not many men would withstand such women. A man, no matter how wealthy he is, needs support from his wife no matter how little.
the problem here is not these women and their failed mindset. the main problem here are MEN who go into these marriages pretending that they are gonna pay for EVERYTHING, (aka wifey has no financial obligation towards the family home etc), and then complain when wifey is not spending her money on the family.

you gladly created a monster and now want to complain about the very same monster YOU created?

if your wife has a JOB, then she should contribute to the family wellbeing FROM THE GET GO. so mortgage/bills/food/kids/outings etc is on her too.
GamingRe: I Need Pc Games For My Laptop by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:17pm On Mar 25, 2024
just download the games for free online, duh!
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Wins Best Dressed Female With 1 Million Cash Prize At Ajanaku Premiere by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:15pm On Mar 25, 2024
shame on whoever had this award and/or any of the yeye judges who were probably paid by BOBRISKY himself.
RomanceRe: Short Story Of A Lover Boy (photos) by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:57pm On Mar 25, 2024
bro, you have to put the high quality pic to understand the nastiness of this woman:

RomanceRe: “Asking Your Wife For DNA Test Should Be A Criminal Offense” –BBN Rachel by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:40pm On Mar 25, 2024
the above nonsense is the same type of crap that women say when you ask for a PRENUP before marriage.... only a very clueless man falls for this yeye nonsense. olodo, DNA testing has nothing to do with trust, and all to do with legacy.

if a man desires a DNA test on his children then let him do that, regardless of what any woman is saying to try to EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAIL HIM.
RomanceRe: Lady Takes Risk, Climbs From Bike To Enter Stranger's Car That Asked Her Out by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:28pm On Mar 25, 2024
thats how so many of them end up dead with their privates/eyes removed...

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ll.gif
PoliticsRe: Zimbabwean Man Commits Suicide On Facebook by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:21pm On Mar 25, 2024
whatever you do in life, dont tell your shady business to yeye women in your life....keep that shit for yourself.
PoliticsRe: Celebities Blast Her After She Won Best Dressed Female At An Event by MrBrownJay1(m):
justnaijagist12:
Bobrisky react as Nigeria female celebrities blast her HIM after she HE won Best Dressed Female at an event
FIXED
yeyebrities and the above demon lookalike...

***spit on floor***
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Playing With My Feelings – What Should I Do? by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:14pm On Mar 25, 2024
kmaster007:
My Girlfriend Is Playing With My Feelings – What Should I Do?
Hello Everyone,
Hope your day is going well?
A frustrated Nigerian man needs your advice concerning this girl he likes that is using his feelings to play lawn tennis.
Hello guys I need your advice I met a girl ask her out so she told me she have a Boyfriend but her boyfriend doesn’t take the relationship serious reason because he tell lies and womanize alot…. she don’t want to continue the relationship with him anymore…
So, I convince her that my own time with her will be different from her boyfriend and she accepted me and we started the relationship the relationship was going well smooth and nice along the line she requested for some money and also she asked me to get her a new phone because the phone was bad so for the sake of love and care I have for her I provided her the money she requested and also provide her a better phone.
Recently, she begin to act up somehow whenever I called her on phone telling her that I would like to see her she will say she’s busy, she’s always busy so I begin to suspect her that was happening so during the weekend she told me that her ex-boyfriend is back again and both of them were together when she was telling me she’s busy because she doesn’t want her ex to know what is happening that was the reason so she told me was was busy with work.
So she pleaded that we should end the relationship we just started, since we have been dating I have spent money on her and I have also get her a better phone.
My question now the phone I bought for her should I collect it back or I should leave the phone with her let her go with it and continue her relationship with her former guy.
the problem is not your yeye imaginary GF, the problem is your mumu self,,, so many red flags:
- the babe already had a boyfriend yet you believed the nonsense she was telling you
- if her BF was so bad then why she didnt drop him?
- what love are you talking about, when you barely know anything about this stranger?
- you got played like a mumu... accept it and go get your damn phone back
- how many times are you gonna bring that same old story of yours to NL?
CrimeRe: See How Satanic Yahoo-yahoo Retards Wasted The Life Of A Girl Because She Lacked by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:07pm On Mar 25, 2024
as much as miseducation is possibly the cause, dont forget to add GREED/LAZINESS as a reason why so many of these women are dying at the hand of these criminals.

BTW no matter how great farming is for you, not everyone CAN/DESIRE to go into agriculture.
RomanceRe: Women Should Be The Ones To Always Say "I Love You" First...Never Men by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:32am On Mar 25, 2024
A) only say "i love you" if thats what you mean/feel and wanna say it to your partner.
B) whether man or woman, if thats what/how you feel about your partner today then say it... why wait for others to feel like you before saying how you feel?!
RomanceRe: "Why Are You Like This"? by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:21am On Mar 25, 2024
- so a man with his own life in place (successful job/business, car, home etc) cant be single and enjoying babes as he wishes?
- are you claiming a man can only be successful if he lives the type of life YOU desire?
- fukcing single women has absolutely nothing to do with vision/purpose... all men do it whether broke or billionaires


regardless of who you are as a man, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having condoms and using them when fukcing all these single babes out there, whether you are 18 and single OR 60 and single.
RomanceRe: Olamide Told Me To Leave My Girlfriend- Asake by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:01am On Mar 25, 2024
that Olamide dude is a wise man and a great boss... hope you learn from him
RomanceRe: Is It Polite For A Guy To Move Into A Lady's Apartment by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:57pm On Mar 24, 2024
what does being POLITE got to do with moving into your babe's place?! if she is your gf and she has her own place while you live at your parent's place then its NOT polite, its wise to do so, so long as you are sure about her intentions. also, i would rather you put your name on the lease if you are gonna pay the rent there too and/or if she suddenly lose her damn mind (right after you paid the rent).
TravelRe: Travel To Finland Or Receive 6m Naira by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:53pm On Mar 24, 2024
Davefed:
I’m about to go for NYSC
I don’t know what to do with the 6m if given now.
The way Nigeria is I want to leave.
then you've answered your own question.... take the Finland trip as the next life move and good luck. hopefully, after spending a few years outside 9ja as a cleaner (or whatever you can achieve), you will see the value of going back to Nigeria OR the value of staying abroad. at the end of the day, it will be a fantastic life experience regardless.
Christianity EtcRe: I Am Confused About Religion by MrBrownJay1(m):
Hermaphrodite2:
MY PROBLEM
Many religion believe after life. Among all, which religion will surely make this heaven if heaven really does exists. Can't imagine the regret after so much suffering in this world and later realize that there's no after life or you have followed the wrong religion
Please I need contribution
OAM4J
nobody can bring you any proof of the afterlife, just as no one has come back and confirm it does exist. so just like Harry Potter, its a fable of the imagination that NOBODY can confirm. ultimately, you should do what makes YOU happy on earth (so long as it aint illegal/immoral to your own standards), and dont let anyone try to blackmail you into being in any way/shape or form the way "they" want you to be, under the threat of hell/heaven and afterlife.

there is no such thing as the rightful religion, there are so many of them out there, just choose the one that you are more comfortable with and basta....better yet, forget religion: live life to the fullest, be a great human being, live a righteous life BY YOUR OWN STANDARDS, and all will be great.
CrimeRe: How Do I Handle Threats That Come As Text Messages by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:42pm On Mar 24, 2024
block the number, et voila!
TravelRe: Travel To Finland Or Receive 6m Naira by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:40pm On Mar 24, 2024
- what are you presently doing in 9ja?
- what are your goals in life?
- are you desperate to live 9ja at any cost?
- what would you do with the 6m in Nigeria to sort yourself out?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Clash With Indian Men In Heated Confrontation (video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:36pm On Mar 24, 2024
they should have flogged the yeye bastard who thinks he can shout to police like that... foreigners in 9ja of all people, as if they can do the same in their country without tasting the sweet smell of police/jail cell.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Welcomes Husband's Second Wife With Open Arms (pics, Video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:30pm On Mar 24, 2024
... as it should be, as the only other available option for this wife is DIVORCE.

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